Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Desa Mental Hospital 2

The nervous hearts of the audience almost jumped out of their chests: “If you look at the rules… it shouldn’t be considered doing nothing, right?”

“Obviously, Wei Wei can’t see the content of the rules in the hands of the chosen ones. In their eyes, it’s just a blank piece of paper.”

“Staring at a blank piece of paper during working hours, tsk tsk tsk…”

In the elevator, a male colleague gloated at the paper in Xu Ye’s hand: “You said, if the dean knew…”

“how come?”

The next second, the male colleague was so surprised that he was speechless.

The audience also zoomed in on the close-up and saw that Xu Ye was holding a medical record in his hand, with crooked handwriting that looked like ghost drawings.

But it also proves one thing more side by side. Such frantic handwriting was indeed written by a doctor.

The audience was confused: “Boss Xu Ye, when did you change the rules to medical records?”

“Oh, I just checked the replay, and it was the zombie patient who accidentally dropped it on the ground, and it was picked up by many chosen ones.”

Dragon Kingdom, Weird Talk Bureau, Liang Xing looked at the screen:

“There are indeed many chosen ones who pay attention to the note, but there are very few people who can immediately think of swapping the two pieces of paper when their colleagues first enter the elevator.”

“Many people were still caught by their colleagues and shouted to report to the dean.”

Liang Xing concluded: “The advantage now is that after being reported by colleagues, the screen did not go black immediately. The disadvantage is that it is like planting a time bomb, and there is no telling when it will explode.”

“Amitabha, pray for those chosen ones who have committed foul play.”

…

In the elevator, Xu Ye finally looked up and said with a smile: “Colleague, if you don’t go to work, why are you staring at me to find trouble?”

Colleague: “You’re talking nonsense, where am I to blame… I’m just supervising whether you are working seriously.”

Xu Ye shook his head: “Then you can see that I am working hard.”

He covered his chest: “It hurts to be misunderstood. I feel like I have no motivation to continue working. It seems that I can only tell the dean to make the decision. He doesn’t like employees who are suspicious of each other…”

It makes sense for Xu Ye to say this. First, according to the introduction in the copy, Dessa Mental Hospital encountered bad public opinion, so they hired him as the attending physician at a high price.

The new doctor was obviously a bit inexperienced and was jealous and unconvinced by others. It is reasonable to exclude him from the hospital if he wants to find some faults.

Secondly, it is not difficult to judge from the words of colleagues in the elevator that the dean has absolute authority, and there is only one person who can really make decisions that affect his stay.

Sure enough, after hearing Xu Ye’s words, the male colleague became frightened:

“Don’t… bother the dean over such a trivial matter, it’s not worth it.”

“I was wrong, I shouldn’t have snitched.”

“Ah ah ah, tell me, what should I do to forgive me!”

Xu Ye pushed the medical record in his hand to him: “Read it a hundred times.”

“A hundred times, my throat…”

The male colleague glanced at Xu Ye uncertainly, wondering if he didn’t recognize the words on it.

Xu Ye looked towards him and said proudly: “Let other people passing by see the consequences of offending me.”

The male colleague’s doubts were dispelled,

But he curled his lips with disdain in his heart: “It’s ridiculous, do you think that if you do this, those people will bow down to you and be under your power? No, they will only become more unconvinced.”

After thinking this way, he said it out loud: “Being a doctor, the most important thing is medical skills. If you can’t cure the patient, the dean will never let you go.”

“Stop talking nonsense and read it to me.”

“Pah~” Xu Ye raised his hand and slapped his male colleague on the back of the head: “If you don’t obey me, I will let you leave now forever.”

Feeling the huge power coming from his wrist, this time, the male colleague finally stopped beeping and obeyed: “Lin Haotian, male, 21 years old, suffers from intermittent mania and hallucinations. He likes to do it to the air. Speaking to myself, after being admitted to the hospital, the situation gradually improved.”

Xu Ye nodded. At this time, the elevator had reached the first floor: “Very good. Just stand here and continue to recite it ninety-nine times.”

After coming out of the elevator, Xu Ye took out the marker he had taken from his colleague and sat on a chair in the lobby. When other employees passed by occasionally, he would draw a few words on the paper to look like he was busy.

Sure enough, after seeing this, other people did not continue to disturb.

[Rule 4:After entering the elevator, please press the button as soon as possible. When the elevator is not running, terrible things will happen. 】

[Rule 5: The patient rooms you are responsible for are wards 203~205. Of course, as a specially appointed doctor of the hospital, you also have the privilege of entering other wards. 】

[Rule 6: Special pills need to be taken once in the morning, noon and evening, and the interval between them should not exceed three hours. Otherwise they will go crazy where they stand. 】

[Rule 7: Twelve noon every day is the time for patients to eat. You need to go to the canteen on the third floor to get meals for them. 】

[Rule 8: Patients are often emotionally unstable, so integrating with them is a good way. 】

[Rule 9: Mental patients must not leave the room. Before leaving get off work at six o’clock every night, you must count the number of people to ensure that they are all in there. 】

[Rule 10: Your dormitory number is 344. It is very dangerous at night. Do not leave the dormitory door easily. 】

There were ten rules in total. Xu Ye couldn’t help but frown after reading them.

First of all, Rule Six says that the special medicine must be taken every three hours or the patient will go crazy.

But he worked nine hours and was fed exactly three pills. But what about after six o’clock in the evening? Who will continue to administer the medicine? Aren’t they afraid that the patients will go crazy?

Rule 9 also said that patients must not leave the room. So what did he see when he just came down from upstairs?

Don’t tell him that those people are not patients, but just mutated zombies…

It can be seen that there are huge loopholes in this rule.

There is also rule 7. The third floor is the cafeteria, but the doctor in the elevator just came from the third floor. It should not be time for dinner yet…

Too many doubts emerged in his mind, but Xu Ye did not forget his ultimate goal – to cure mental patients.

To be honest, this task is a bit difficult, and he is not a real doctor.

Xu Ye finished complaining silently in his mind and walked to the front desk of the hospital lobby: “Help me retrieve all the medical records.”

If you want to cure patients, the first thing you need to do is to understand the specific conditions of these mental patients and select those with milder symptoms who are easiest to “cure”.

Otherwise, if you blindly select the treatment target, the final result may be a waste of time.