Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Desa Psychiatric Hospital 718

Li Mu: “Zhenzhen, what’s wrong? Are you feeling uncomfortable?”

“I explained to Your Majesty before that having a wife is actually a temporary solution. Don’t be angry. The only wife I, Li Mu, have in this life is you, and we will never be separated from her.”

This was a very touching words, but Xu Ye felt no emotion in his heart.

After the tomb swallowed up all the ghosts, he vaguely felt that he was powerful and could get rid of the shackles at any time.

But there was another voice in his head telling him that he had to wait, and there was still a task to be completed…

In the middle of the night, the general’s mansion finally arrived.

Xu Ye drifted out of the carriage, and she was placed in an extremely luxurious room. The maids filed in, carrying red wedding dresses one after another.

Li Mu: “Zhenzhen, we will always be together in the future.”

Xu Ye thought, she was in the state of a ghost now, even if the Taoist priest did it and stayed with Li Mu forever, what the hell is getting married?

And looking at what the maid brought in, it didn’t look like it could be worn by ghosts.

Xu Ye touched the wedding dress with one hand and put it through directly. She thought of a possibility: “Li Mu, you don’t want to accompany me to die for love, do you?”

The audience in the live broadcast room was ashamed: “Boss Xu Ye is still the same Xu Ye. Even after losing his memory, he is still so direct.”

Unexpectedly, Li Mu’s eyes suddenly lit up and his expression became excited: “Do you want to? Do you really want to be with me forever?”

“You were much colder to me on the way back this time than before. I always thought you didn’t love me anymore, but it turns out you hid your love in your heart.”

Barrage: “Where does the love brain come from? Letting you die for love means loving you.”

“It smells so sour, I can’t stand it anymore.”

“I beg God to give me more love brains with eight-pack abs~”

…

Xu Ye narrowed his eyes. Since Li Mu didn’t die for love, she must have been resurrected. If she resurrected ghosts at will, she would have to pay the price.

Xu Ye: “You won’t do anything unethical, right?”

Li Mu’s eyes evaded: “Of course not.”

“You rest first, I’ll come and pick you up when I get home.”

Li Mu went out and the room became quiet again. XuYe was not interested in the jewelry on the table and drifted outside.

She went straight through the door and came to the courtyard of Li Mansion.

Several women dressed as maids were hanging lanterns.

One of them muttered quietly: “I just passed by the new house and saw that the master seemed to be talking to someone inside. You said that we also went to the new house just now, and there was no one inside at all. Who on earth was the master talking to?”

The other one is standing on a stool, hanging a lantern on the corner of the door with both hands. After hearing this, my legs trembled: “Stop talking, this is the first time I’ve seen this family holding a wedding in the middle of the night. When I was a child, my mother said that only ghost marriages are done like this…”

Xu Ye continued to drift outside, passing through a quiet path and a festively decorated hall, and came to the entrance of a courtyard.

“It smells so familiar…”

There were many talismans hanging outside the yard, and it was pitch black inside.

Xu Ye casually opened it and took away all the talismans. The scene inside made the audience in the live broadcast room look dumbfounded.

Under the moonlight, a donkey was pulling a stone mill in the center of the yard.

It’s just that the thing on the stone mill is not some grain, but a living girl.

The girl’s entire lower body was rolled in, and through constant grinding, it was turned into a fine powder. There is a plug at the outlet for filtering.

The stone mill was covered with talismans, and Xu Ye saw that while the girl’s body was being crushed, her soul was also undergoing the same torture. Half of her transparent body was inside the machine, and her upper body was exposed and screamed in pain.

Suddenly, she raised her head and saw Xu Ye:

“Sister Xu, save me!”

Xu Ye:……

Yo, still an acquaintance.

She asked in confusion: “Erya, what are you playing there?”

Although she had not experienced it personally, Xu Ye felt that being pressed by a stone mill must be a wonderful process.

Erya howled:

“Ahhh, kill me, I don’t want to suffer this kind of pain anymore~”

Seeing her not moving:

“For the sake of our fellow villagers, you pity me. I…I want to lose my mind immediately!”

“All right……”

I have never seen anyone make such a request.

Seeing that the other party was begging like this, Xu Ye felt that it wouldn’t be good if he didn’t agree. He floated forward, ready to take action.

Erya’s eyes flashed with surprise.

Xu Ye reached out and pinched the other person, almost exploding…

Suddenly, she had a headache.

Opening his eyes again, he saw an antique room in front of him, with a huanghuali Ruyi cabinet on the floor and a valuable Ru kiln white porcelain vase by the window.

Li Mu sat up from the bed with a happy face on his face. He was six feet tall and had resolute eyebrows. Perhaps because he had been staying on the battlefield all year round, his face unconsciously had a hint of murderous aura.

Xu Ye also got up and sat in front of the mirror to put on makeup.

First, draw the eyebrows, then apply a thin layer of floating powder. In the last step, Li Mu came over, put his hands on Xu Ye’s shoulders, and picked up a flat round box from the table.

“Madam, my husband will put on your makeup myself.”

When he said this, his voice was clear and sweet, with a hint of careful flattery, as if he wanted to devote all his life’s tenderness to his wife.

Such a man is destined to be so charming that even the audience can’t help but salivate.

The lid of the iron box was opened, revealing a box of bright lipstick.

Li Mu took some with his index finger and wiped it on his wife’s lips, but Xu Ye ducked away.

He was puzzled: “Why, isn’t this your favorite color?”

Xu Yeping leaned on the huanghuali wooden chair, the gold hairpin on her head jingled, and she turned into Xu Qianzhen, whose facial features were very similar to her original one. At this moment, she said with a hint of nostalgia: “I think of a person, her name is Er. Ya.”