Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Desa Mental Hospital 20

“But just now, you went out and they all disappeared.” The blond man asked curiously: “What on earth did you do?”

Xu Ye thought of the “neighbors” he had accidentally eaten in the illusion just now, silently shut his mouth, and chose to ignore the problem for the time being.

“I think your illness has healed and you don’t need any more treatment.”

After that, he patted his butt and left, leaving a handsome figure of the blond man in the ward.

After looking at the dial in his hand, Xu Ye thought for a while and went directly to the cafeteria on the third floor.

“Hey, have a good trip and see you next time.”

At the door of the kitchen, a shabby man in a white coat walked out. He looked at the three candies lying on his palm and stuffed them into his mouth: “You’re so stingy. I won’t come next time.”

The chef stepped forward to close the door, and Xu Ye happened to “squeeze” in.

Half an hour later,

Xu Ye carried a large bag of candies and a large bag of strange coins, and muttered as he walked: “How stingy. It seems that I will have more next time.”

Behind him, the chef was lying on the ground, holding his chest and gasping for breath.

Xu Ye didn’t take action today, but he felt that he was about to die.

I feel bad, I finally saved some money.

In the end, I ended up working for someone else.

Doctor Xu,

Damn, are you worthy of being a doctor?

The plucking of geese’s feathers is more excessive than that of robbers.

…

After coming out of the canteen and entering the elevator, I met a few colleagues chatting together. They immediately shut up when they saw Xu Ye coming up, but there was unstoppable gloating in their eyes.

? ? ?

Xu Ye was confused when several people across from him spoke.

“Doctor Xu, how is the patient’s condition recently?”

Xu Ye: “Very good.”

“Oh, Doctor Xu, don’t force it. We all know what’s going on with the patient. The press conference is about to start. Then you can just apologize to your family.”

“Yes, wasn’t it just for this reason when the dean hired you?”

Press conference? Why haven’t I heard of it?

Several colleagues left happily, and Xu Ye pressed the elevator directly to the first floor.

In the hall, a red banner hung in the center: “Welcome our city leaders and reporters.”

Xu Ye walked to the front desk and without saying a word, he tore off an arm of the little nurse, “You didn’t even know how to call me during the meeting.”

“No, there’s no meeting.”

The little nurse tremblingly picked up the arm on the ground, put it on the shoulder and aligned it. With a click, the arm was connected.

She pointed to the flyer on the table and said without tears, “It’s unfair. The dean ordered one to be handed out to everyone who passed by.”

In fact, she was ordered to give one to each doctor in person, but the little nurse thought of the pet that Xu Ye had eaten yesterday, and felt resentful in her heart, so she secretly changed the rules.

Xu Ye picked up the paper:

Notice: three days later, our hospital will hold a press conference immediately.

Attendees: Director of Desa Psychiatric Hospital, all staff, family members of some mental patients, city leaders, and media reporters.

At that time, Dr. Xu Ye will give a speech in person and explain the latest treatment situation of the patient.

Turn the paper to the back:

[On the day of the press conference, you need to comply with the following procedures. 】

[Rule 1: Prepare a touching speech. There is no limit to the content, but it must make everyone present cry. 】

[Rule 2: Bring the patients you have cured, cooperate with your performance, and grant them discharge badges. 】

[Rule 3: Hand the patient’s hand to his family in person, and then everyone holds their heads and cries. 】

[Rule 4: Thank the dean, thank your relatives, thank the city leaders for their support…]

[Rule 5: Take a group photo together, hello, me, hello everyone. 】

After Xu Ye read the flyer, he turned around and beat the little nurse again.

It’s too much. My name is mentioned on it, and you’re talking about random bullshit.

“It was held the day after tomorrow, and you showed it to me today?”

Little nurse: “Ah, how do you know?”

Xu Ye was so angry that he turned the little nurse’s head 360 degrees: “Don’t let me see you turn back today.”

Barrage: “What’s the day after tomorrow? Doesn’t the rule say three days later? It shouldn’t be the day after tomorrow.”

“You’re stupid. The flyer says three days later, but it doesn’t say when it started. Boss Xu Ye must have noticed this in advance.”

“Quickly, send a reminder to the remaining chosen ones. Make sure you don’t get the press conference time wrong.”

Xu Ye came to Ward 204 and handed out a lot of candies. The children’s spirits improved at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Although it is a bit noisy, anyone with a discerning eye can clearly see that this kind of noise is just a normal manifestation of lively and active children, and it is completely different from the previous crazy appearance.

Barrage: “TooOkay, just by curing these few children, the number of people has exceeded 3. ”

They still remember the instructions given at the beginning of the copy of Ghost Story:

[Passthrough conditions: One star: Treat a patient well.

2~3 stars: Treat three or more patients. (Non-mandatory task)

5 stars: Uncover the secrets hidden behind the mental hospital. (Non-mandatory task)]

Many of the Chosen Ones thought so too, and breathed a sigh of relief after seeing the content on the flyer.

Isn’t it just for this moment that we have worked hard for days?

As for what the rules say about making everyone cry or being moved at a press conference, that’s not simple.

Isn’t it just a miserable sale?

I’ve never seen pork, and I’ve never seen a pig running.

Who hasn’t watched a few variety shows in private over the years, such as XX The Voice, etc. The contestants in them are all miserable.

Either his parents died at a young age, or he suffered from depression.

They were all numb.

…

Xu Ye counted the number of people in the ward for the last time, then got off work and returned to the dormitory, which was empty.

“Hey, where was the one from yesterday?”

After waiting for a long time, no one came back. Xu Ye was sure that the other party was dead.

He said doubtfully: “It’s impossible. I’ve already told him how to clear the level.”

Xu Ye shook his head and sighed: “They say I have many fans, but it turns out they are lying. No, as soon as I go out, I meet someone who is disobedient.”

Barrage: “(Weakly asked) Is there a possibility that you were too low-key yesterday? It’s not that he doesn’t believe Xu Ye, but that he can’t believe that you are Xu Ye.”

As night fell, Xu Ye opened the door above the ground as soon as possible.

The cold wind howled, a bit biting.

To be honest, he had wanted to do just that yesterday, to play with the weirdos in the hospital.

However, there was another chosen one, and Xu Ye was afraid that he wouldn’t be able to handle it.

In the corridor, a ghost dressed in red was wandering around leisurely. She was followed by several younger brothers, some of whom beat her on the shoulders and some of whom fed her grapes.

The Wedding Dress Ghost was extremely proud. Just before, she was the most inconspicuous among the ghosts.

But yesterday, she took lamp oil, which was a great supplement.

So, today she is back again.

The only drawback is that the original ghosts in this hospital have disappeared, leaving only some ghosts from the nearby mountains.

There are too few ghosts, which kind of delays her showing off.

Several ghosts came to the third floor. From a distance, they saw an open room full of “popularity”.

“Wait~”

Before the wedding ghost could stop him, several younger brothers rushed forward impatiently.

“Jiejiejiejie~”

“I’ll catch you and send you to the boss.”

The strength of a few ghosts is not high.

In Xu Ye’s eyes, it was the originally good doorway, but suddenly a black demonic wind blew in front of him.

“What the hell?”

He stretched out his hand to grab it, and when he waved his palm, a stream of air came out.

The black shadow instantly became much lighter.

Several ghosts screamed and made sounds from their mouths. They wanted to escape but found that their bodies were out of control. They all looked at the wedding ghost behind them: “Boss, save us.”