Season Division

Chapter 136

In the dilapidated house, there was a brief silence.

Everyone looked at Xu Heng.

Especially Liu Xing and Zhou Yanan were speechless.

When is this, are you still paying attention to your waist?

You have to fuck your waist today, right?

"what did you just say?"

The huge man frowned and stared fiercely at Xu Heng.

"Brother, I just praised you for having a big waist. You see that you are so strong, your waist must be different from ordinary people, and your wife must be very happy at ordinary times." Xu Heng gave a thumbs up and praised repeatedly.

The man was slightly taken aback, scratched his head in embarrassment, and smirked: "Hey, it's also... not bad."

boom!

Suddenly, the woman slammed the table, glared at the man, and shouted hysterically: "It's okay? Do you have the face to say it's okay? Have the face to smile?"

"Eh..." The smile on the man's face disappeared instantly, and he lowered his head in humility and fear.

"Sister-in-law, don't be angry, what should I do if I lose my body?"

Xu Heng saw the stitches right away, stepped forward to hold the woman's arm, and helped her to sit down: "Sister-in-law, why don't you tell me, why did brother make you angry?"

"He doesn't just annoy me, he's just stupid, he doesn't know how to behave, he can't help with housework, and he just knows how to laugh at the neighbors all day long..." The woman directly complained about her bitterness.

Xu Heng sat aside and listened, nodding in agreement from time to time.

The two chatted about their parents' short stories like this.

This weird scene made Zhou Yanan and the others dumbfounded and confused.

What happened?

Why is it suddenly so harmonious?

What the hell is this kid doing?

At this time, after hearing the woman's cry, Xu Heng sighed slightly, and gently held the woman's little hand.

"Sister-in-law, I understand you, don't be angry, let me talk to elder brother."

As he said that, he turned his head to look at the man: "Brother, don't blame my younger brother for talking about you, it's really wrong for you to be like this, no wonder sister-in-law is so angry, you have to change it in the future!"

"Enen..." The man nodded blankly, looked at the woman with a flattering expression, and said firmly, "I will definitely change!"

"Correction?" The woman became angry again in an instant, and said in an annoyed voice: "You can correct these bad habits, but can you also correct your stuff?"

"Oh? Sister-in-law, please elaborate?" Xu Heng immediately laughed.

"Oh! You don't know something. Every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite, and our family has the most."

The woman shook her head and sighed, and continued: "Don't look at your elder brother as a tall man, but he is actually just a small pepper hanging under a big tree."

"Ah? No way?" Xu Heng asked in surprise.

"???" Several people present were also shocked.

What are you talking about?

What hanging chili?

"Why not, you don't know, his thing..." The woman said, leaning into Xu Heng's ear, and whispered something.

Xu Heng's eyes widened immediately, and he looked at the man in disbelief: "Brother, you... you probably need to make up for it!"

"I...I..." The man scratched his head vigorously, his face full of bewilderment, and he hesitated.

"Woo...why is my life so miserable..." The woman burst into sobs and kept wiping away her tears.

"Sister-in-law, don't cry, I feel uncomfortable when I see you cry!" Xu Heng expressed his empathy and comforted her.

"Oh, you understand your elder brother's situation, so I thought I could find some money to make up for him, otherwise how would I live this life!" The woman said sadly, and glanced at Xu Heng's hand. A few waists.

"Sister-in-law, isn't this a coincidence? I can help with this!" Xu Heng said immediately, patting his chest.

"Oh? Can you really help?" The woman immediately stared at those waists with a hint of greed in her eyes.

"Of course, it's quite a trifle."

As Xu Heng said, he lifted up the kidneys in his hands.

Seeing this, Zhou Yanan and the others were startled.

How do you feel that this kid has been fooled?

"Little brother, thank you so much, my sister-in-law doesn't even know what to say..." The woman smiled all over her face, and was about to reach out to pick up those kidneys.

However, at the next moment, Xu Heng tied a few waists to his belt.

"Elbow, come into the room with me!" He stood up, grabbed the woman's arm and walked into the room.

"Huh?" The woman was startled.

The man was also full of confusion and doubts, still scratching his head, and stared blankly at Xu Heng leading the woman into the room.

"Brother, don't worry, I will help you with my sister-in-law's matter in the future." When Xu Heng approached the room, he did not forget to turn around and promise to the man.

When the man heard the words, his face was full of joy: "Really...Really?"

"Of course!" The corner of Xu Heng's mouth twitched, he stretched out his hand to pinch the woman's chin, and lifted it lightly: "Sister-in-law, I'll take care of this from now on, let's go in and warm up first, is one hour enough?"

"..." The woman's face darkened instantly.

Liu Xing and the others also had weird faces, and Zhou Yanan was even more pale.

Is this kid real or fake?

play so big?

"Enough, one hour is enough, I usually only take three breaths." The man suddenly shouted excitedly, as if he regarded Xu Heng as a savior, full of gratitude and respect.

"Brother, stop bragging. It's okay to lie to your brothers, but it's not okay to lie to yourself."

Xu Heng said unhappily: "My sister-in-law told me that you disappeared as soon as you entered, so how can you have three breaths?"

"Hey..." The man scratched his head embarrassingly and smirked, he hesitated and explained: "It takes time to take off...take off your pants!"

boom!

At this time, the woman couldn't bear it anymore, she slapped the door hard, and said angrily: "Stupid, are you going to give your wife to someone else?"

Then he glared at Xu Heng fiercely: "How dare you tease my old lady?"

"Sister-in-law, this... where did you start, I just want to help!" Xu Hengman said innocently.

The man was also stunned for a while, then nodded and said: "Yes... yes, he... he kindly helped me!"

"You..." The woman's face was as black as ink in an instant, and she was so angry that she couldn't help shaking her hands, pointing at the man and yelling: "You dog, stupid thing, are you brainless? Do you know what you are talking about?"

"I...I..." The man panicked suddenly, hugging his head in fear.

"Sister-in-law, don't scold elder brother, come to me if you have something to do!"

Xu Heng suddenly yelled, stepped forward, stood in front of the man, and said righteously: "Brother is such an honest person, why are you willing to be so cruel to him? Let's talk about it, put aside the facts, even if the elder brother There are ninety-nine percent mistakes, don't you have a little mistake?"

"You're looking for death!" The woman was furious on the spot, screamed, and rushed into the kitchen.

Xu Heng didn't panic, looked at the dazed man, and said sympathetically, "Brother, don't blame me for talking too much, my sister-in-law is still too tempered and domineering, you are a man who is in charge of your own affairs, so you should take care of yourself! "

Although the man's expression was still dull, he seemed to have listened, and began to nod thoughtfully.

"Die, die to me!"

At this time, the woman rushed out yelling, holding a kitchen knife in her hand, and went straight to Xu Heng.

"Sister-in-law, don't hurt elder brother, don't vent your anger on elder brother, just come to me if you have anything to do."

Xu Heng didn't dodge, instead he stepped forward, raised his head and chest, raised his palms to his chest, and said firmly, "If you have to kill someone to stop being angry with big brother, then give me a knife, from my chest. , row down hard."

"I will help you!" The woman roared angrily with a hideous face, and slashed at Xu Heng with a high kitchen knife.

"enough!"

Suddenly, the man's huge roar sounded.

His huge palm moved forward, forcibly stuck the kitchen knife in the woman's hand, and snatched the kitchen knife away.

"You... are you crazy?" The woman was stunned for a moment, she didn't seem to think that the stupid big man who was usually dumbfounded and allowed to be beaten and scolded would dare to interrupt her actions.

She flew into a rage again and cursed hysterically: "How dare you help outsiders? I'm your wife, you mindless bastard, are you courting death?"

"I...I... think he's right." The man stammered and explained, but there was a hint of firm stubbornness and stubbornness in his tone.

"Brother, don't be angry with my sister-in-law for me!"

Xu Heng hurriedly persuaded the fight, shook his head and sighed: "Actually, my sister-in-law is right. I am just an outsider. You are a family. I just feel sympathy for what happened to my elder brother. I couldn't help but say a few words of justice for my elder brother." That's all, I didn't expect to make my sister-in-law angry, so it's normal for my sister-in-law to want to kill me to vent her anger."

"No, you can't!" The man's tone became firmer, determined to protect Xu Heng.

"Don't, brother, sister-in-law like you will be upset." Xu Heng persuaded again.

"I... I'm not afraid!" the man said, looking directly at the woman.

The woman was dumbfounded, she always felt that she was green, but she was not green. The feeling of being full of resentment in her chest made her want to explode and vomit blood.

Zhou Yanan and Liu Xing were even more stunned.

Xu Heng's operation made them call it a long-term experience.

It turns out that men can also use green tea like this. The tea is so good that it makes a stupid big man limping, and he has sex with his wife.

"Brother, get out of the way, kneel down and kowtow to my sister-in-law and admit your mistake, and you'll be fine."

Xu Heng began to persuade again, with fearless dedication and grief written all over his face, he raised his head and said, "As long as my sister-in-law kills me, I can calm down, and you two can return to the previous life again, and I will die in peace."

"No!" the man yelled.

At this moment, everyone could feel it.

This big stupid guy doesn't seem to be completely stupid, Xu Heng's words seem to stimulate him, he doesn't want to go back to his previous life!

"You... You brainless bastard, can't you survive this day?" The woman glared at the man, pointing at him and questioning.

"We, live with him." The man pointed to Xu Heng with a firm attitude.

"..." The corner of the woman's eyes twitched fiercely, and she coldly glanced at Xu Heng.

Xu Heng turned his back to the man, and threw a provocative smile at the woman.

The woman's eyes became colder and colder.

But soon, she seemed to think of something, and a charming smile gradually appeared on her cold and ferocious face.

"OK, alright!"

She suddenly smiled and said: "Since the head of the family has no objection, then I can do it too. It's not bad for the three of us to live together."

As she said that, she directly pulled off the clothes on her shoulders, revealing her snow-white fragrant shoulders, and looked at Xu Heng with a smile: "Come on, go into the house, you will solve this matter in the future, and my mother will see if you have that ability."

"???"

Xu Heng's eyes widened.

"Okay, go, go..." The man also smiled happily, like a child who got a reward, clapped his hands happily, and pushed Xu Heng, urging him to go into the house and complete the task.

"I……"

Xu Heng wanted to swear in an instant.

It seems to be playing off!

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