Shadow Trails in Azeroth

Saying goodbye to the reluctant old parents, waving goodbye to the crying little sister and brother, amidst the sincere blessings of a group of bastards who looked sad but secretly relieved, the evil god who was drunk at his grand wedding The adult put on his beloved pirate hat and boarded his beloved ghost ship.

No thoughts of returning to Azeroth.

In fact, the moment he set foot on the River Styx, he had already said goodbye to his hometown.

The war-torn world is now devastated, and it has endured the opening of the curtain of life and death around the world, which has weakened the star soul to the extreme.

Under such circumstances, if a god like Black returns, it will have a terrible impact on the future of the world. He is not a monster and will not do bad things like snatching lollipops from children.

He is indeed evil, but not so evil that he is irredeemable.

So Lord Evil God took his four wives very coolly and set sail again from the Kingdom of Shadows.

Of course, he must first find a way to return to the material stars before starting his own journey to the stars. It was a long time ago that he conquered the Endless Sea. Blake is very interested in exploring new worlds. If given the choice, he would even I hope you can complete this adventure leisurely and leisurely.

But unfortunately, the unexpected return of Windrunner's mother gives him a distant invitation that must be fulfilled quickly.

Therefore, perhaps the captain can complete negotiations with his fellow citizens outside the universe, and then return to the stars to explore the unknown secrets hidden in the sea of ​​stars.

The Nagfar was sailing at full speed at an extremely fast speed. The Evil God, who was almost suffocated, struggled to get up from the intertwined fragrant and soft dumplings the next morning with a headache and a hangover from excessive drinking. , this ship has sailed into a weak point in the majestic realm of the Shadow Kingdom.

The huge black ship has anchored in the Interrealm, and the bastards on board are enjoying breakfast.

Princess Mononoke, who was dressed in a pirate costume, was sitting boredly on the observation deck of the mast, grabbing a telescope and looking around, waiting for her father and mother Sephire to get up after having a great night last night.

For this very symbolic moment, the captain must personally give the order.

The virtuous and virtuous first parasaurus was indeed reliable. When Blake was weakly getting dressed, a steaming breakfast was delivered to the captain's cabin by Sephiel.

The pale Lord Evil God slumped down on his vulgar captain's chair, rubbing his aching forehead while looking at the "small decoration" placed on the corner of his desk.

It was a reduced landscape decoration of a hill covered with inscriptions of sin.

That's Black's monument.

How could someone as cunning as him leave his weaknesses in the hands of his "friends"?

"I left in such a hurry yesterday that I didn't even come to ask urgent questions."

Blake reached out and took the rosy-faced Sephiel into his arms, and he and his wife were making love to each other while enjoying the pleasure of being fed by his first mate.

He rested his head on Seifer's shoulder and chewed the delicious Pandaren rice pudding with his eyes closed. The cook was also very sensible and specially added some wolfberry and other things to it.

The evil god asked:

"Who are the bastards who came out with me?

Needless to say, those three funny guys, even from such a distance, I could hear their shouts as they gambled with the fishmen on the deck. They started gambling early in the morning and their lives were more comfortable than mine.

This realm is so dangerous, why not roll the three of them down and throw them to death?

It's so unlucky. "

"You should appreciate their loyalty. The three of them said they wanted fame and fortune, but when you decided to leave, they took all their belongings on the ship without hesitation.

No one can stop me. "

Sephiel chuckled lightly, picked up a handkerchief and wiped the corners of her husband's captain's mouth. He didn't care about the captain's hand that reached into her clothes. After all, they were an old married couple.

And as far as the captain is now in a state of being "emptied out" after a night of messing around, he is just addicted to it.

While gently picking up the spoon to feed the meal, the First Parasaurus continued to report to Lord Evil God:

"In addition to the three master warlocks, Maimu also brought a group of his old brothers on board the ship. Red was originally going to come, but was persuaded by a group of tribal elders who threatened to die.

Now, regardless of Draenor or Blackrock Mountain, the reintegration of the orc clan is at a critical point.

Although we always laugh at Red for being a fat and incompetent guy, without him at this juncture, the reconstruction of the orc civilization is destined to be in big trouble.

You have really cultivated an unprecedented and incredible chief. "

"Haha, Red?"

Blake sneered a few times and said:

"I guess he must be complaining with snot and tears about his embarrassment of not being able to get on the boat, but in fact the guy is very smart.

The bad days were finally over, and the good days of enjoyment have just arrived. Without me, the boss, riding on his neck, he now has a vast ocean where fish can leap, and the sky is high where birds can fly.

That's a drama queen!

Not a word he said could be trusted.

But Maimu's coming is beyond my imagination. It seems that the Mafia family is hedging their bets. Of course, Maimu's career as Pirate King in Draenor is quite boring. There is a lack of competition there.

Except him?

Don’t the other factions of the Immortal Fleet have any reaction to my commander’s departure? "

"That means a lot."

Sephiel shook his head and said helplessly:

"The three treasure houses on the ship are all filled with the 'travel expenses' they sent overnight. I am afraid that my pirate commander will be wronged when he goes out, so all kinds of treasures are loaded onto the ship. It seems that he hopes that you will eat, drink and have fun all the way to the end of the universe. In the end, So dissolute that I lost contact.

They also planned to send the elites of their respective factions on board the ship to escort the captain on his journey, but I refused.

Finna recruited a group of powerful undead from Maldraxxus as a crew, and also moved a complete set of abomination factories from the Academy of Creation, plus the elite sailors and sea knights left after our original abolition, on board The cabins are not quite adequate.

Mrs. Guo Ya from the Yulian Gang also creatively delivered enough food to feed a whole ship of people for several years. Nagfar kept complaining that there were too many of these things, which slowed down her progress.

The blue dragon sent ten newly hatched baby dragons, and Seianigosa was sent over as a caretaker to remind the captain not to forget the century-old agreement with His Highness Little Star. "

"Well, it seems that I have trained my incompetent subordinates very well. They are all beginning to send plagues to the gods."

The pirate said with a displeased look:

“I estimate that once I leave, the Immortal Fleet will split up.

But that’s okay. Without competition, there will be no vitality. Let them fight. Only the most energetic and powerful one can inherit the title of ‘Pirate King’ that I left behind.

anything else? "

"Well, Caliya was also coming."

First mate Sephiel glanced at the three "Sleeping Beauties" lying on the big round bed in the captain's cabin. She winked and whispered to Blake:

"The princess put on makeup and sneaked into the lower deck. If Ben Bolba hadn't accidentally discovered it when he went to inspect, you would have had to deal with more than four 'goblins' last night.

I dropped her off the ship myself.

But I didn't stop the other people who sneaked onto the boat.

This is what I am going to say next. After we pass through the weak point of the interrealm and enter the material stars, you will probably have to go to the second floor of the stern.

Dean Lanyue said that your courses have fallen far behind. "

"ah?"

Hearing this, the pirate's hands shook, his eyes widened and he whispered:

"That old woman is crazy! She doesn't want such a big man from Narthalas Academy? I even gave her the throne of Lich Marquis for her to inherit. Do you really have to chase me all the way like this?"

"Well, the reason given by the dean is that she regards this voyage as a magical journey among the stars, especially when Ms. Windrunner told the dean that the destination of this trip is beyond the stars. I There is no way to drive Ms. Blue Moon off the ship."

Sephiel said helplessly:

"That's your mentor, an elder."

"Oh, what a wonderful honeymoon trip. I actually had to go to class and my good mood was all ruined."

Blake stood up with pain in her balls, gave the first parasaurus a passionate kiss, and then whispered to her who was clearing away the dishes:

"Calculating the time, it's almost time, right?"

"Um."

Sephiel gently brushed his hair, and then reached out to help Blake fasten the collar of the captain's uniform.

Her eyes were gentle and she said calmly:

"Just tonight, Chromie's egg has been cultivated to a perfect state. I am also tired of the life of always having to 'borrow clothes'. Tonight, you will complete the 'flesh and blood reincarnation' for me." '.

It just so happened that Sianigosa built a warm nest for the young dragons in the lower cabin. I can complete the hatching process there, but before I grow up enough to regain my memory, I have to trouble you to take care of me. "

"There is no trouble between us."

Master Xie Shen laughed, put his arm around his wife's waist, and their foreheads touched each other. During this time of tenderness, he closed his eyes and said:

"I will take care of you as you take care of me, and I will wait patiently for my wife to grow up and come back to me, but please don't make me wait too long.

I will not be used to the sudden absence of someone around me and the sudden absence of a first mate on the ship. "

"This is exactly what I want to tell you. Maiev has decided to take my place as first mate before I come back."

Sephiel suddenly showed a sly smile, winked at Blake and said:

“You won’t suddenly have less people around you.

I solemnly tell you, my dear Captain, that before we set sail I found a most suitable scout for our ship, and a bed-mate for my husband whom he would never dislike. "

"Um?"

Blake looked at Sephiel in surprise, then followed the first parasaurus's finger and looked out.

Beside the window of the captain's cabin, a trade wind crow composed entirely of Savras fire was standing there vividly, tilting the bird's head and looking at the two guys in front of them who were shamelessly flirting with each other.

But when she looked over the surprised Blake's shoulder and saw the scene on the bed, the coldness in the little bird's eyes completely transformed into a look of disgust as if looking at "scum".

"Why are you here too?"

Blake exclaimed:

"As the Lord of Flame, shouldn't you stay in the Fire Realm to welcome the next era of elemental prosperity? Isn't it bad to skip work and fish in such an open and honest manner?"

"Are you stupid?"

The little flame bird said in human words:

"Sefir has already said that she asked me to take charge of the class, so as not to have a few more troublesome women around you inexplicably when she is away.

After she completes her reincarnation and regains her memories, I will return to my post.

Anyway, for the elements that are not sensitive to time, the disappearance of their queen for hundreds of years is just a matter of sleeping, and there will be no big trouble.

besides!

What's with that damn tone of voice that you don't want me to come?

Then I leave? "

"Forget it, just come, I just think my little cute Qianqiong will be unhappy."

Blake shrugged and waved to Hisari Black Crow, who came to take over in a familiar manner. The trade wind crow composed of flames flapped its wings and glided over, landing on Blake's shoulder skillfully.

The pirate master complained:

"I have ignored Sky, Frostclaw and Big Horn for a long time. This time I agreed to have fun with my pets. Speaking of which, you are also a pet, right?

Can you help me walk my dog ​​or something? "

"I think you are tired of living."

Miss Black Crow's sharp beak was surrounded by pure flames, and she aimed it at Blake's temple at a dangerous angle. She scolded:

"Believe it or not, you're going to have a pig's brains blown out of me with this mouthful?"

"Hey, he is such a characterful little bird. He is indeed the bird who has been fighting wits and courage with me for more than a year."

Blake laughed and glanced at the three "Sleeping Beauties" who were still pretending to be asleep on the bed. He shrugged and followed Sephiel out of the cabin.

With a flaming bird on his shoulder that had been bickering with him, he moved his arms and walked onto the deck.

When the bright sky shone down, the bastards on the deck became energetic one by one. They shouted and stepped forward to surround their majestic captain, and marched towards the bow of the ship.

They are all trying their best to flatter you, and of course some of them flatter you, such as:

"Oh, Captain, he was so powerful last night. He was able to fight one against four and not fall behind. He really showed off my majesty as a man."

Xie Yan gave the captain a manly compliment with a sleazy look on his face, but he cast a cold glance over at him, and before Xie Yan could react, he threw the super sheep transformation skill on this guy.

With a cry of surprise, the unlucky green-skin turned into a piggy with only one eye in full view of everyone.

Zarak and Kanrezad next to them quickly pushed the ungreased pig to the ground, and the little fish man immediately croaked and put it on the barbecue grill.

Who doesn't know how powerful the captain is, so why do you need to talk so much? Well, keeping such a dumb bastard is a waste of food.

Better bake it.

"Dad!"

Seeing Blake finally appear on the deck, Princess Mononoke Nagfar, who had been bored waiting, jumped down from the mast like a monkey, waved the chart in her hand and said to her father:

"I studied it all night and found that as long as we return to the material stars and follow the path of destruction left by the Burning Legion, we can reach the wormhole that jumps out of our universe in three months."

"Well, not bad, it's convenient to have a ship that can find its own way and sail by itself."

Blake nodded with satisfaction, took the strange chart and looked at it, and then at the weak point in the realm that was surging like a big whirlpool in front of him, he said:

"Then let's get started, let's return to the stars, and then sail all the way beyond the star sea!"

"receive!"

Princess Mononoke shouted, and then her mother Sephiel picked up the nine-tailed whip, showed the majesty of a first officer, and scolded:

"You lazy guys, what are you still doing? Raise the sails and lift the anchor!"

The whole ship "came alive" in an instant.

Sailors were running around on the deck, shouting slogans to pull up the heavy anchor, and black pirate sails embroidered with skulls, crescent moons and tentacles were raised.

The ship began to accelerate toward the whirlpool of the realm in front of him, and Blake, who stood under the portrait of Deathwing, pushed his captain's hat proudly, holding the chirping Salamani Blade of Sorrow in both hands, and on his shoulders There was a chattering flaming bird, a big fat wolf and a dozing giant bear lying at his feet, and behind him there was a dissatisfied flaming phoenix flying in the sky.

The pirate master held his pipe in his mouth and looked at the whirlpool of the realm getting closer and closer. He felt that the sea and the sky were vast, and he also began to look forward to the next journey to the stars.

On the contrary, he did not know that on the stern of the ship at this time, at the small table specially placed there, Dean Lan Yue, wearing an elf home robe, was holding a special instrument to prepare for recording, and beside her, General Lyressa Windrunner, who was holding a cup of hot tea, stared at the high-spirited Black.

She whispered:

"He actually thought he had time to sail all the way leisurely. Should I say he is slow, or should I say he is big-hearted?"

"I'm curious, do those guys you mentioned really have magic that can make a life instantly cross the scale of the universe?"

Dean Lan Yue also stared closely at his disciple.

When Blake was happy last night, she had secretly cast a locating and recording magic on her disciples. Her lich eyes were shining with light when looking at the "experiment", and she would quietly say:

"You told me that those people are 'above the gods'. I am becoming more and more curious about them. I am also becoming more and more curious about my disciple's true life experience."

"You will meet them. Their organization has just experienced a split and is now short of people. The talents on this ship are all they desperately need."

Windrunner's mother took a sip of tea, showed a weird smile, and said:

"And the bold Black actually dares to tease me. He is really lawless if he doesn't let him suffer some pain. This general is not some weak-willed lich who can have an improper relationship with his disciple so easily. .”

"I feel like you are criticizing Sang and Huai."

The dean emphasized very dissatisfiedly:

"Just a spiritual companion. My body is still pure. I have dedicated my life to the truth of magic. I am the bride of magic."

"Of course you can emphasize this, my dear Lan Yue."

Windrunner’s mother put down her tea cup, yawned and said:

"But no one knows what you are thinking. What are you planning to do by secretly studying flesh and blood reincarnation? Okay, no need to pretend to be serious. Blake is indeed a very charming man. If I were two thousand years younger, I would do the same. Falling for him.

There's no shame in that.

Look, it’s now! "

General Lilesa pointed forward, and Dean Lanyue immediately raised the instrument in his hand. At this moment, the Nagfar plunged into the vortex of the realm in front of him amidst Princess Mononoke's cries of ghosts and wolves.

In front of everyone's eyes, the strange scenery of the six Force fields intertwined with each other flashed, just like a special kaleidoscope turning in front of everyone's eyes.

It seems like ten thousand years have passed, but it seems like only a moment.

A fully loaded ghost ship crashed into the twisted void filled with stars.

Princess Mononoke and the pirates on the deck cheered in unison for this perfect and successful crossing. However, amidst the cheers, Sephiel and Hisari Black Crow blinked.

In front of their eyes, the man with a coquettish smile and a pipe in his mouth had disappeared, leaving only a black pirate hat spinning quietly on the ground.

The two women instantly panicked. Their husbands/lover were missing!

"Location locked!"

Dean Lanyue suddenly stood up, looked at the magic instrument with a red dot in his hand, and said to Windrunner's mother behind him:

"Are they going to send him back?"

"No, Blake bought a 'one-way ticket'."

General Lilesa showed a playful smile and said:

"This means that we still have to go and pick him up before he is killed."