Let her be delusional

Along the way, I didn't meet a single goblin. I figured they were scattered all over the world, each taking over the mountains and becoming kings.

There were two wooden houses standing side by side on the top of the mountain, and the wooden door was covered with thick dust. I pushed it open, and the dust kicked up so that Yuanxiao coughed and choked.The furnishings in the house are exactly the same as when I died, even the red paper with the word "Shou" on the wall is still there, but half of it is rotten, and one corner hangs down weakly, fluttering in the wind.

It really made me feel bad.

I picked up the oil lamp lying crookedly on the ground, blew on the ashes and placed it on the table, and said to Yuanxiao: "Yuanxiao, fire."

Yuanxiao let out an "oh" in a daze, closed her eyes, muttered in her mouth, pointed her finger at the oil lamp, and the wick lit up with a "huh", and the dim yellow was reflected on the white paper, illuminating a room.

I went around the wooden house and found that it was generally in good condition, but it was a little dirty and broken, which was very easy to solve.

"Yuanxiao," I handed her the broom and said with a smile, "it's time to work, remember not to use your hands, use magic."

Yuan Xiao was reluctant to take the broom, so she glanced at me and whispered, "Why do I feel that you are simply asking me to work for you?"

Whoops, I can see that there is progress.

I sat at the table and watched her busy, and smiled and took a bite of the wild mountain fruit: "Let you get used to it in advance, when you marry someone, no, marry a god, so that you can appear virtuous, understand?"

Yuan Xiao asked curiously, "What is marrying a god?"

I smiled and teased her: "It's just that you have to do all kinds of work every day. For example, if you marry Qianye, you will not only have to clean the Wuming Temple, but also serve him tea and water, and beat his back and shoulders."

Yuan Xiao's face turned green, she shrank her neck, and muttered resentfully: "Then how tired I am, no, no, no, I will definitely not marry Master Qianye."

When I heard her say this, I laughed even more heartily: "Yes, yes, when you see Qianye, just say that, and your eyes must be fierce, and your aura must be strong, so that he does not dare to underestimate you."

Yuan Xiao cleaned up the ground, wiped the household furnishings, and pasted the broken window paper. When she was done, she was as tired as a dog, lying on the ground with her limbs stretched out, panting with her tongue out, unable to exert any demon power. .

She glanced at me with a pitiful look that dared not speak out.

I picked up the teacup: "Speak up if you have something to say, and I won't eat you again."

Yuan Xiao seemed to have finally mustered up her courage, and asked with a blink of an eye, "Sister Lu, have you ever been married?"

"Pfft." I spit out the tea in one gulp, and the only sound left in the room was my coughing.

After finally slowing down, I squeezed out a sentence through my teeth: "Why did you say that?"

"You see, you know what it means to be married, and since I have never been married and need to work to get used to it, then you don't have to work, you must have been married before." She grinned.

"You are such a logical genius!" I laughed.

I almost doubted whether she deliberately uttered words to bury me in order to retaliate against me for bullying her, but seeing her clear and impurity-free eyes, this suspicion was dispelled.

I squinted my eyes and shouted, "Get out, I'm going to rest!"

Yuan Xiao was so frightened by my thunderous roar that she rushed out of the room like a small whirlwind, almost knocking down my dilapidated wooden door.

Getting married... In the very distant past, I almost got married, but unfortunately... I sighed and stared at the wick of the oil lamp in a daze.

The sound of "da da da" sounded in my ear again, I withdrew my emotions, looked up and followed the sound, Yuan Xiao supported the door frame, kicked the stones on the ground back and forth with her toes, and said with a pursed mouth: "Sister Lu, where do I live?"

I walked around the small house that I could barely accommodate one person, and I also felt worried, yes, where does she live...

Yuan Xiao pointed to the next door: "Sister Lu, the wooden house next to it seems to be unoccupied, can I sleep there?"

The wooden house next to it...

With a sneer, I crossed the Lantern Festival with the oil lamp and went out of the room. I squatted on the ground and picked up a piece of firewood that was in my hand. I used magic to guide the fire from the oil lamp to the firewood, and the tiny fire suddenly turned into scorching fire fireworks.

I held the torch and walked towards the wooden house next door, Yuan Xiao reacted very quickly, ran over and grabbed my arm to stop me from moving forward, she panicked and said incoherently: "What, what are you doing? Elder sister, you, you."

"I think this house is not pleasing to the eye, so I will burn it if I want to."

"Sister Lu, where do you sleep if you burn me!"

"Sleep wherever you like, there is a lot of open space."

"It's wrong for you to do this. Arbitrary fire will burn the mountain."

Silly Putao also taught me a lesson.I was so entangled that I couldn't move, I turned around sharply and threatened her: "Believe it or not, I ate you!"

Yuan Xiao paused and froze, I stared at her slowly loosening hand, feeling satisfied from the bottom of my heart, well, I'm still a little intimidating, at least it's okay to bully Little Putao.

The next moment, I deeply realized that there is a reason why Nemesis is called Nemesis.

Seeing Yuanxiao's nose twitched, she sat down on the ground with a "papa", rubbed her eyes and howled loudly: "You are unreasonable! There is nothing wrong with the house. You are too narrow-minded and blame the house. I kindly advise you , you still want to kill me, woo woo woo... I'm so pitiful for a grape, it's okay to be bullied by you, there is no place to get angry, and now there is no place to sleep, I don't want to sleep on the ground, there are bugs biting me on the ground ..."

The deafening crying, coupled with the winding and complicated complaints, made my head dizzy, as if there were countless mosquitoes buzzing around my ears.

I gasped, squatted in front of her, and said helplessly, "How can you cry so much? Are you made of water?"

Yuan Xiao put down her hands, revealing her wet red eyes that matched those of rabbits, sobbing softly: "They are grapes, grapes are made of water."

"You can live if you want, I won't burn it."

Yuan Xiao showed her face: "Really!"

I clasped my hands and nodded, silently glanced at the wooden house, Yuan Xiao was right, it was Cang Zhuo, not his room.

Yuanxiao happily moved into Cangzhuo's original residence, and I don't know where she turned out the calligraphy that Cangzhuo practiced before, dragged the rice paper and walked to the courtyard to show me: "Sister Lu, what does he mean by writing this?" what."

"It seems that this star is not from last night, for whom will the wind and dew stand at midnight."

Yuan Xiao read aloud word by word, but I froze for a moment, and immediately rolled up my sleeves, ready to scoop up the carp in the water tank: "Probably it was the practice pen he copied when he was learning to read."

When I met Cangzhuo at the foot of the mountain, he was still a beggar and could not read a few words. How could I bear that my apprentice was illiterate, but I also suffered from the fact that I only knew Cangjie ghost characters, not human characters, so I asked Bai Zixi Find a lot of human books for him, let him read by himself.

He may be the enviable type, the type who is both talented and hard-working, not only can he recognize Chinese characters quickly, but he can also teach me Chinese characters in turn.

I pulled the paper with strong handwriting from Yuan Xiao's hand, glanced at the verses on it, kneaded it, kneaded it into a ball, and threw it straight into the water tank. The paper ball instantly soaked and sank to the bottom of the tank, and a few carps were hurt. Surprised, the tail flicked faster.

Some people are blind.

"Braised fish in brown sauce is out of the question, let's make do with grilled fish for lunch."

I picked up a fish, the carp struggled desperately out of the water, and one came out straight out of the water, and the tail "slapped" to the face of Yuan Xiao, who was lying on the water tank and the fish "gululu" was spitting bubbles. Yuanxiao was whipped inexplicably A slap across the face, dazedly stroked the red marks on the upper side of his face, and then looked down at the culprit who was jumping around at his feet.

With a trembling voice, she shrank in fear: "This... what kind of monster is this..."

I calmly picked up the carp: "You will know later."

In fact, on the current Buzhou Mountain, the time is meaningless, anyway, it has always been dark.Yuan Xiao didn't care about this, she said that the underworld is also like this, and she is very used to it.

I set up a fire, and after a while, the fish on the stick wafted out bursts of fragrance, which came to my nostrils.Yuan Xiao was so engrossed in the fish that she didn't even move her eyes. She swallowed a mouthful of saliva and reached out to touch the grilled fish.

I slapped her hand away, tore off a piece of fish and put it into my mouth. I squinted at her and said, "What kind of fish do grapes eat? Drink your dew."

Yuan Xiao let out a low "Oh", and turned her head three times at a step, looking as pitiful as she could be.I just pretend I haven't seen it and continue to eat mine.The underworld doesn't eat, and Yuan Xiao has probably never eaten food. Qianye has pampered the little thing for so long. I usually bully and bully it.

After eating and drinking enough, I went back to the room and took out the soul-returning pill I bought in the ghost market. I pondered for a while, Cang Zhuo should be able to guess that I would return to Buzhou Mountain. If he led people from Kunlun to find fault, it would still be a little bit troublesome.The most urgent thing is to quickly recover his soul and call Bai Zixi back to help.

I swallowed the soul-returning pill and waited for a while, but nothing changed. Could it be that I need to wait for a while?

Just at that moment, the door was knocked suddenly, I got up and opened the door, Yuan Xiao stood obediently at the door with a tub in her hand, and said triumphantly, "Sister Lu, I'll help you wash all the dirty clothes after drinking the dew."

so positive?If you don't have anything to show your courtesy, you can either rape or steal.

I raised my eyebrows and stared at her thoughtfully. Yuan Xiao really felt embarrassed, and said weakly: "I...I also want to eat that monster who spits bubbles."

I took a look at the dress that was tumbling with the water in the basin. Yuanxiao's sorcery was still effective, and I didn't have to do the laundry myself. I rubbed my chin, thinking about assigning one more job to her in the future.

It's just... why is there a porcelain vase in the basin?

I was puzzled and took out the very familiar porcelain bottle from the water, my heart sank, the cork had already been washed away by the water flow, I didn't know where it fell, I poured out the full water in the bottle, and there was nothing but water.

I!of!thousand!Hu!Dan!Woolen cloth!

There was a buzzing in my head, I staggered and collapsed on the ground, Yuan Xiao hurriedly put down the wooden basin, with a worried expression on her face: "Sister Lu, are you sick? Where is your pain?"

My heart aches!

There was an abnormal colic in my heart, and I was in a cold sweat from the pain. My breath became more and more uncomfortable, and I gradually let out more air and less air in.

Die so useless again?

My eyelids became heavy, and finally I vaguely saw Yuan Xiao's teary face, and finally my eyes went dark.

The author has something to say: the death of the mountain lord ends the book.

Top the lid and run...

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