Let her be delusional

Being led by the waiter in the shop to sit in a corner where there are not many people, I shook my sore hands and drank a whole cup of tea.

"I don't know what the two ladies want to eat?" The shop waiter bowed and smiled.

Nanhua looked at me, and the waiter followed Nanhua's gaze and looked at me. At this critical moment, I suddenly ran out of words: "That... the sun is in spring..., and the bones of braised pigs..."

God is sorry, I really don't know the names of these weird dishes in the world!

I don't need to look up to guess how disgusted Nanhua's expression should be at this time. If you don't like it, just hate it, as long as you can eat delicious food.Nanhua murmured the names of a bunch of dishes, but I didn't remember any of them anyway. The shop waiter replied "Okay" and left the table. Nanhua leaned down slightly and whispered: "I thought you were just a little silly, but I didn't expect it to be You're so stupid, you've grown up so you really don't know Yangchun noodles and braised pork ribs?"

I felt like an arrow had been shot in my heart. The most hateful thing was that I was unable to refute, so I could only bury my head and start eating.This shop looks good, but the craftsmanship is really mediocre, I curled my lips, it can't even compare to Cang Zhuo's craftsmanship.

Speaking of Cang Zhuo's cooking, I feel somewhat guilty.At that time, I only thought that he was a human being, and thought that he would definitely cook delicious food in the world, so I ignored his every possible refusal and forcibly threw him the cooking errand.

At the beginning, Cangzhuo’s cooking was almost unpalatable, which deeply hurt my fragile fairy stomach, so I threw him into the miasma forest in a fit of rage, he was covered in wounds, and was almost gnawed by a little fox up.Probably because I don't want to die so uselessly, Cangzhuo's cooking skills have improved rapidly, and within a month or so, he has become a masterpiece, and my appetite has gradually been spoiled by him.

I was deeply reflecting on the absurd things I had done when I was young, when a clear "pop" scared me out of my wits.

"It was mentioned in the last book that all the monsters under the head of Buzhou Mountain's female devil did all kinds of bad things, but the sky net was restored and not leaked..." The long-nosed old scholar in the field patted Xingmu, and started to talk about the book with spit.

I have to hear words that slander me every time I eat, can I still do it?

"The female devil is extremely rampant, her blue face and fangs are scary..." The old scholar said more and more vigorously.

You fart!Girl, I look good!Listen to what kind of nonsense this is talking about, but those people below who are knocking on melon seeds listen to it with gusto.I propped up my elbows and covered my eyelids with my palms to prevent Nanhua from noticing that I was in a different mood. The other hand under the table was already clenched into a fist.

"Who would have expected that the female devil will do so many evils and anger the heavens. If she drinks tea, she will be choked to death. The whole world celebrates!" The long-nosed old scholar patted Xingmu again, and the audience laughed endlessly.

My lord, I really can't help it!Regardless of what Nan Hua thought, I smashed the table with a "boom", stood up, stepped on the bench and rolled up my sleeves.

"Sir, this section of the book is very good, but I don't want to hear about the female devil. Could you please change the section?" A lazy voice came, and the veil of the private seat was lifted, and an ingot of gold was thrown out.

Oh, so rich!That's the voice...slightly familiar.

"Xiao Wang! What do you look like!" Nan Hua growled.

"Senior sister, I just...eat enough to exercise." I turned around, put down my sleeves and sat down obediently.

The man who spent a lot of money walked out of the private seat waving a fan. It turned out to be a gentleman with a jade face. Not only did his voice sound familiar, but his appearance was also very familiar!I can't help but wonder how small the world is for me to meet a domesticated fox here, yes, mine.

Although the lifespan of a fox demon is long, it is only a few thousand years.The brood of foxes that I tamed for the first time back then gave birth to countless generations of offspring, and this one in front of me is the one closest to me among the many grandchildren of foxes, the two thousand year old little fox Bai Zixi.

Bai Zixi narrowed his fox eyes, threw out another piece of gold, and said with a smile, "I wonder if you can tell me another paragraph."

Hey, my family's fox is so rich, why didn't I know?I suddenly remembered that someone had accused Bu Zhoushan's fox of seducing men, he!He wouldn't be the male favorite of some high-ranking official!

Look at this silk and satin suit, and there are two servants behind him, tsk tsk, there is no way to teach a fox...

The old scholar accepted the two ingots of gold, and his eyes disappeared from laughter: "I don't know what the young master wants to hear?"

"Just talk about the recent chaos caused by the monsters in Dancheng." Bai Zixi smiled with his lips bent. I don't know if it was an illusion, but I always felt that he was glancing at me and Nanhua.

I listened attentively to the old scholar's eloquent storytelling, and my brows gradually furrowed: "Senior sister, is there a demon killing people in Dancheng?" It's fine if I'm not in the human world, but I can't just watch the monster at work.

Nanhua nodded: "It's true. The government can't control this matter. I guess Master will send someone to get rid of the demon in a short time. Alas, I saw with my own eyes that the two demon heads in Buzhou Mountain were eliminated by Junior Brother 82. How can there be no trouble? flat?"

I stopped drinking tea: "What two demons?"

Nan Hua became interested, leaned closer to the table and said, "When Master and Master Ziyang and I broke through the miasma and arrived at Buzhou Mountain, the female devil had been dead for a long time, and the other male devil had a big hole in his chest. The golden sword in my hand was still dripping with blood, and the scene was so bloody that I felt dizzy."

"Master saw that Cang Zhuo was imprisoned by the devil for many years, it was really pitiful, so he kindly brought him back to Kunlun Mountain," she touched her chin, "But we don't know how the devil died, she didn't have any trauma... said It’s not allowed to be choked to death by God’s punishment..."

I couldn't hear what she said behind me, and there was only a buzzing in my head. I suddenly lost strength in my hand, and the teacup "dang" fell on the table, spilling a table of tea.

Cang Zhuo, he actually killed Du Xin.

If it is said that I offended him, I treated him badly, I admit all these, but why did Du Xin ever have a problem with him?Why didn't even Duxin let go?That was Du Xin who grew up with me and went to the battlefield together, like a brother and sister.

I taught him the magic of the immortal, but he used it to kill the immortal.

I closed my eyes, my heart ached like being lingering, and I couldn't help but cover my chest and lay down on the table because of the pain.

"Hey, what's the matter with you, you don't have any angina pectoris or something!" Nan Hua hurriedly helped me up.

I do not want to talk.Can't you let me suffer quietly!

She probably thought I was too sick to speak, so she picked me up and ran out of the store: "Don't worry, I'll take you to the Tibetan Pill Pavilion right away, there must be medicine to heal you."

When I recovered from my sadness, I was already at the gate of the Tibetan Alchemy Pavilion.

I consider myself to be an open-minded person, and occasionally my friends say something heartless, so I never get entangled in one thing for a long time.Life and death are impermanent, and they will never come again. The only thing I can do now is to kill the enemy for Du Xin.

Nanhua said to me: "Ordinary disciples are not allowed to enter the Cangdan Pavilion without permission. You wait at the door first, and I will find medicine for you."

I nodded: "Okay."

So Nan Hua entered the Tibetan Alchemy Pavilion with peace of mind, and I felt relieved... followed her in secretly.Just kidding, how can I miss such a good opportunity?No matter what, I have to take seventeen or eight elixir from his Qingyang old man as compensation for my grievances in Kunlun.

There are five floors in the Zangdan Pavilion, and the higher you go, the rarer the pills are. Nan Hua was picking up medicine for heart diseases on the first floor, and I sneaked up the stairs while she was not paying attention.

Three floors...four floors...disappointed!After searching around, I only found a few elixirs for improving internal strength, which are of no use to me. It seems that this hidden alchemy pavilion is just a vain name.

There is also the last floor, I tiptoe up the stairs, the fifth floor is not placed on the pill cabinet, but is hung with layers of veils, and there seems to be something in the center.I squinted my eyes, wanting to take a closer look, but just as I took a step, a burst of energy blocked me back.

Play Bagua array in front of me?Get the ax out of class!

Kanli Ganzhen [-], turn right to Gen [-].I counted my steps and walked forward, lifted the veil, and a white jade coffin appeared in front of me.

The cold jade coffin can protect the corpse from decay and decay. Who needs to hide the corpse here?Could it be some patriarch?

I poked my head out to see the corpse lying quietly in the transparent jade coffin, and my heart was full of mixed emotions. Anyone who saw my corpse with their own eyes would feel bad.What are these stinky priests doing with my dead body here?No, I can't watch myself die and be ravaged by others.

I moved the lid of the coffin and looked towards the corpse. Before my hand could touch "myself", there was a sharp wind blowing from my side. I took a step to dodge with my extraordinary reaction, and the figure in blue flashed to the front of the coffin instantly. After a breath , Xia Yujian is less than an inch away from my neck, I can almost feel the pain caused by the sword's edge across the skin.

"Master...brother, it's me." I tremblingly raised my hands.

He pursed his lips and retracted Xia Yujian. I just breathed a sigh of relief, but found that I couldn't move, he had me fixed!

"Don't bother her here." Cang Zhuo picked me up and teleported outside the Tibetan Alchemy Pavilion, and said coldly, "What do you want to do?"

"I was just looking around, purely out of curiosity." The embarrassing posture of holding my hands raised by the hold technique made me angry, bastard, I shouldn't have taught him so many spells.

Cang Zhuo asked: "Do you still understand Bagua formation?"

Why does this tone make me so uncomfortable?

"The gossip array is just a thing for me to pass the time in my spare time." I snorted and looked at him, even though I am a mortal now.It should not be underestimated by others, this is the dignity of a god.

I was ready to be slapped away by his palm, but he just looked at me in a daze, and here he is again, the same as last time, I don’t know who is looking through me, just look at it, I’m not shy people.

But can we take a look at the fixation technique?My arms were so numb that I couldn't feel them.

"Xiao Wang! Why are you running around like I told you to wait at the door!" It was Nan Hua's voice, and I was saved!I finally gained confidence, raised my eyebrows and looked at Cang Zhuo, Senior Sister Nan Hua came to save me, and the thief didn't let me go quickly.

Although I am not a god who writes a fate book, reality always gives me a blow to the head.Nanhua came here, but she slashed at me with a sword.

Young life!How did she turn back into the bad one!

I stared wide-eyed and watched the sword strike at the top of my head, it's over, do I have a chance to revive my soul again?

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