Good-for-nothing Prince: Seductive concubine is not easy to mess with

The so-called film and television masterpiece must be set in a certain earth-shattering period, so Lin Yilan traced back to ancient times.

"A long time ago, there was a man named Pangu. He used a huge ax to open up the world. During this long and difficult process, he couldn't stand all the time? So he made a chair, but he was too fat Now, although Nvwa who came to mend the sky was angry that he had poked a hole in his nest and was distracted to mend it, but love was born after a long time, and Nvwa who was interested in Pangu gave it away. A chair as a token of love for Pangu..."

"Really?" The boss immediately turned suspicious from his half-belief just now.Isn't it just two chairs?They were actually paired keepsakes, and what was even more incredible was that they were used by Nuwa and Pangu!Don't talk about the long history, Nuwa and Pangu... It seems that he hasn't heard any rumors about this?

"Don't believe me? Boss, since I've already told you the history of our family's ancestral treasure, I won't hide it from you..." Gritting her teeth, Lin Yilan's heart ached He became a "family sinner", then looked around vigilantly, waved to the stunned boss, motioned him to come closer, and said softly, "Look, what is this?"

Infected by Lin Yilan's actions, the boss leaned over cautiously and began to observe carefully.

Under the intricate carvings on the wooden chair, there is a shallow mark, which can be ignored if you don't look carefully.

"This..." The boss looked at Lin Yilan suspiciously, this chair is still defective!Then he can't have it!But why did the girl remind him so kindly?

Lin Yilan pointed to another one, "Can you see if there is the same imprint on the same part of the chair?"

Under Lin Yilan's flickering, the boss cautiously approached the other one, his eyes widened in surprise, there really is one!Why do two chairs have the same scars?He can be sure that this is by no means artificially carved, so what is going on?

Seeing that the boss's curiosity was aroused, Lin Yilan further seduced her: "This will start hundreds of years later. It is said that after Pangu and Nuwa fell in love, they lived in seclusion together, and the two chairs they left behind were taken away. Someone from the west who came to us to steal fire is after him." Lin Yilan has never paid much attention to the myths of the west, so she couldn't remember the name of the god who stole fire for mankind, so she asked An Anonymous instead.Lin Yilan was very satisfied with her transition sentence. "So he stole them back and planned to drill wood to make fire. It's just that people are not as good as heaven. He never expected that when he returned to the Garden of Eden with two chairs on his back, he found that the roaring dog that he used to watch the garden was abducted by Erlang God He ran away, so angry, he chased after him at that time. Those two chairs became unclaimed again. Later, Adam and Eve who came here for a tryst found them and happily moved them back home. This chair is This witnesses the reproduction of human beings..."

Seeing that the boss and Xiao Mo were both intoxicated, Lin Yilan continued her combination of Chinese and Western: "Later, when Adam and Eve were old and were planning to live out their old age, an unfortunate incident happened—terrorists kidnapped these two Old man! He tied them to a chair and threw them into a helicopter, threatening that they would crash into the Pentagon if Obama was not elected president. Cupid, the god of love, immediately put his bow and arrows on his back to rescue them. People. At this time, Adam on the helicopter saw that he was dying, so he looked at his wife, stared at him affectionately, and then gently comforted... I am thirsty, is there any water?"

The two listeners who were engrossed in it were taken aback for a moment, what?Why did Adam say this to his wife?Does it have a deep meaning?

Lin Yilan saw that the two men were thinking deeply about the words "I'm thirsty, is there any water?", the corners of her eyes twitched a few times, and she kindly reminded: "I mean I'm thirsty, give me some water! My mouth is dry!"

"Huh? You said that?" Xiao Mo asked stupidly.

"Nonsense! I didn't say which sentence just now! Boss, where is the water?"

"Come right away!" After regaining consciousness, the stocky boss quickly moved his oversized body and brought water as quickly as possible.He is looking forward to the future development!How can you waste time at a critical moment?

Moistening her throat in satisfaction, Lin Yilan once again used her imagination without the concept of time and space: "Adam said, 'My baby, there was once a sincere feeling in front of me, I didn't cherish it, the most painful thing in the world It's nothing more than that. If God would give me another chance, I'd say three words to that girl: "I love you! "If you have to add a time limit, I hope it will be 1 years! Baby, now our grandson's grandson's grandson... 1 words are omitted here... Kidnapped us, I don't know if it's too late to say this It's too late, but can you feel my sincerity?" Eve nodded affectionately, "I know, I know, old man, I am very happy to die with you!" "My baby!" "Old man! '..."

The other two were so moved that they wiped their tears. How could two people who love each other die? !

The boss stood for so long, unable to bear the burden of his body, moved another chair to sit down and listen carefully, but was stopped by Lin Yilan.The boss looked at her strangely: "Girl?"