Black-bellied husband and savage wife

Hiding a knife in a smile...

"Why kill her? I, Chu Huan, have ever been afraid of anyone when I was doing something? So what if it spread? Let me see who can stand up to me, Chu Huanruo? Besides, it's too easy to kill her, but that would be boring..." He He stared at me arrogantly, squinted his eyes, leaned close to me, and said softly, "Little thing, your eyes offend me..."

I hurriedly looked at my feet, "I didn't mean to watch you make people. I don't have any hobbies in this area. I just happened to pass by. I will keep a secret and pretend that I don't know you. My status is low, my background is pitiful, First, I have no money, and second, I have no power, and they are worth less than ants on the ground. If Chu Yingxiong killed me, then it would be called a cannon to beat sparrows, which is overqualified."

"Hehe, interesting." Chu Huan chuckled twice, "You have a sharp mouth. What's your name?"

"Hehe, hero, great hero, as the saying goes, good men don't fight with women. Your lord has a lot, and the prime minister can hold a boat in his belly. Just treat me as a fart and let it go. I can promise you with my dog's head , I will never know you two from now on, today, I didn’t bring my eyes, so I’m blind.” I wouldn’t be so stupid, tell him my name.

"Hahaha..." My nondescript words made him raise his face and smile, crooked his mouth to examine me, and said word by word, "When you meet me, Chu Huan, it is impossible to leave safely! You have seen my good deeds, you must leave me something!"

I am very generous, a once-in-a-thousand-year generosity, "Here, here is half a pancake I snatched just now, and I leave it to you as an entrance fee." Pulled out the sticky, wrinkled half pancake from the sleeve pancake.

I know that you have to pay for the ticket to watch a play, let alone this kind of colorful play, the cost is even higher.

I sent half of my dirty, rotten pancake to this tall, gloomy man's nose, and he froze for a moment.The muscles on his face convulsed a few times due to severe restraint, and he suddenly yelled at me, "You think I, Chu Huan, are beggars!"

He smashed the piece of pancake.

I immediately pursed my mouth and closed my eyes, grunting, "Damn it, the saliva is sprayed into other people's eyes... You must not have brushed your teeth... Bad breath!"

"You!" He was so angry with me that there was a terrible clicking sound in his chest, as if countless firewood were burning.I immediately opened my mouth wide in fright, and burst into tears, "Ah...why are you being so fierce to others? It's a big deal for them not to say that you have bad breath, woo woo, it's my bad breath, okay... woo woo, you So tall, so old, so strong, why do you bully me, a poor beggar who has no father or mother, woo woo, if you want to make a human with that aunt, I don’t have much to say, you Take your Yangguan road, I cross my single-plank bridge, isn't it just a man-made man, what's the big deal, oh, oh, as for you, uncle, you are so cruel to me..."

I cried very unstyled, the kind with my mouth wide open, my eyes closed tightly, the muscles on my face squeezed into a big meaty ball, and my tears and snot sprayed out...

Hehe, I'm going to pretend to be stupid and cry like this, to numb the nerves of this stinky man first, and it's best to attract some people.

Sure enough, the sight of me crying shocked him, and Comrade Chu Huan was stunned. He didn't know what to do with me for a long time, and muttered in a low voice, "Damn it! I've never seen a woman who cries so ugly..."

"Huan, what are you still doing in a daze? This little girl must be a servant in some room. While there is no one else here, get rid of her as soon as possible, so as not to raise tigers in the future." The woman offered advice behind the man. .

Damn, you bitch wait, you are so black-hearted and vicious to me, I must pay ten times more revenge for this!

"Shut up! I, Chu Huan, hate women who order me self-righteously! I know what I want to do! Old man Jin has died a long time ago. His women can't stand the hunger and thirst. Isn't it natural and righteous to find a man to quench their thirst? Besides, I’m Chu Huan, I’m not afraid of getting bad reputation when I travel all over the world, I just want to pick flowers and sleep with all women who want to sleep! Uh... this damn girl, where do you wipe your nose, oh, it’s so dirty, dirty Dead!" Chu Huan was talking about his personality, but I wiped a lot of sticky snot on the front of his clothes.When he found out, I had wiped it there for the third time, quack...

He pushed me back in disgust, and I sat down on the ground.I immediately flapped my legs and cried louder, "Wow, you are bad, you are bad, you want to pay, you want to pay! You broke his ass into eight petals!"

"It's so noisy!" Chu Huan finally lost his patience, squinted his eyes, glanced at me dangerously, and shouted, "Damn girl, you cry so ugly, you dare to wipe your rotten nose on me, it doesn't seem right You won't be honest if you take off your arms and legs!"

Just as he was about to take a step forward, I spluttered——splashed a handful of sand at him, all splashing into his eyes and mouth.

"Damn it! Damn girl!" He didn't prepare for my surprise attack like this, sand got into his eyes and he couldn't open them.

What were I waiting for, I made a grimace at the woman who was stunned by the accident, got up suddenly, and ran away without even wiping off the dirt on my buttocks.

I haven't perfected other skills, but this escape skill is at its peak.

I ran wildly and desperately, until I heard Chu Huan roaring angrily from behind, "Damn girl——! Wait until I catch you, just watch, I'll tear you apart !what……"