Black-bellied husband and savage wife

I quickly closed my eyes, and came to a deception.

"I can recognize you even if I close my dog's eyes!" Chu Huan then roared again.

I opened my eyes, glared at Chu Huan angrily, and said, "Who are you? Why are you blocking here? Get out of the way quickly! Are you shouting so arrogantly because you see my elder brother's martial arts is not as good as yours?" I deliberately Burn the fire to the black-faced man.

Chu Huan didn't even look at the black-faced man, but just gritted his teeth and stared at me, "Who do you say I am? If you forget me, I'll take your dog eyes off!"

I forgot about him, he doesn't have to be so excited.

I rolled my eyes, and poked the black-faced man next to me with my bony fingers, "Brother, he deliberately underestimated you, and didn't even look at you at all. Brother, how can you allow this guy to be so insulting?"

"Huh? Who are you kid? Get out of the way for me! I want to die!" The black-faced man roared angrily.

Following the imposing lion roar of the black-faced man, I also stepped forward and proudly puffed out my chest.Small sample, no matter how powerful you are, Chu Huan, you are still not as capable as this barbaric black iron tower.Look at the size of my dear friend, with thick legs and a wide waist, he is no less than [-] catties fatter than Chu Huan.

Hehe... I beamed with pride and exchanged smug glances with Chu Huan.

"Oh, this black bear is your girl's best friend? Tsk tsk, it's true that people like to flock together, and a mung bean like you is worthy of being paired with such a bastard." Chu Huan laughed wickedly .

"Who are you calling a bastard? You kid is impatient? What's your name?" A tsunami burst out from the black man's broad chest.

Then I booed, "Yeah, are you impatient? How dare you offend my elder brother?" I changed my soft, fawning tone and said to the black man, "Brother, don't worry about it." With good intentions, just get rid of this lame kid, right?"

Chu Huan glared at me, strangled me with his hands, but smiled lightly and said, "What's the name of this bear?"

Hahaha, I almost laughed out loud.Chu Huan's mouth is really stinky, and he yelled like a bear one after another.

"Damn you! How dare you insult your father? Saying my name, it will be loud and scare you to death!"

Chu Huan picked out his ears, giggled and said with a disdainful smile, "Then tell me and listen." He pinched his waist and looked a bit disdainful.Damn, that bastard Chu Huan is actually so handsome, with crooked eyes, and a charming look when he smiles.

Mom, if Chu Huan is a helpless little butter boy who I can slaughter, ahem, I can barely strip him and taste him, but unfortunately, this guy has such a weird and vicious temper. His hands are sleazy, his mouth is savage, and he is not likable at all. Seeing his skin, I feel a waste of materials.

"Hmph, listen up! Whether your grandfather will change his name or his surname, Shiliang is your grandfather!" The black man patted his chest and raised his chin proudly.

"Hmph! Shi Liang! I saw my big brother Shi Liang, Shi Da Hero, why don't you hurry up and get out of here?" I followed Shi Liang's example and tried to raise my chin, but the corners of my eyes were drooping, and my mouth was crooked. He looked at Chu Huan arrogantly.

Stone beam?And food!Being able to eat as fat as a bear is really worthy of being called food, no matter where you go, you will never forget the food.

Seeing Shi Liang's confident look when he mentioned his name, I knew that he must be a famous hero in the Jianghu. Hahaha, let's see how frightened Chu Huan is.

pity……

Things are always unexpected.

"Oh? Shiliang? Oh, it's really..." Chu Huan widened his eyes on purpose, as if he was about to say something like thunder, but then he glared and said flatly, "I don't care if you are a stone beam or a roof beam. , I haven’t heard of it anyway.”

"You..." Shi Liang stared angrily.

Chu Huan is a kid who can pretend to be crazy and stupid.

I didn’t achieve the expected shocking effect, so I was naturally reluctant, who made me a vain guy who likes to show off, so I pointed at Chu Huan and screamed, “Chu Huan! The frog at the bottom of the well has never even heard of Big Brother Shiliang. You don't know how to live or die, why don't you hurry up and run for your life with your tail between your legs? Are you still waiting for my big brother to show his power and beat you into a meat sandwich? "

"Hahahaha..." Chu Huan laughed boldly, his elegant figure looked as graceful as a butterfly in the evening wind, "You are the first person who dares to scold me like this! And you are not a man or a woman Second son."

"Chu Huan! How dare you call me a second wife? Are you tired of living a crooked life?" I pushed my chest forward, and almost lifted my little Xiufeng up.How can I say that I also have a protruding breast, which is countless times stronger than those aunts who only have one black grape.

"Oh, I don't like to hear about the second wife, that's the female eunuch." He shrugged his brows, looked at my chest very regretfully and shook his head, as if my two small bumps made him very pitiful.

"Female eunuch? Wow! Chu Huan! You're going to die today! Big brother! Big brother, you must teach this ignorant, shameless, shameless stinky shit for my little sister! Big brother, you Hurry up and get rid of this Chu Huan!" I was so excited that I forgot about the black man Shi Liang's taboo, and hugged his waist at once, shaking him slightly.

Huh?This time...haha, he wasn't thrown out by Shi Liang.Could it be...he has become used to me and developed immunity?

"Brother..." Shi Liang didn't say anything for a long time, and I raised my face to look at him in different ways.

He was dumbfounded, a stream of water dripped from his mouth, and just like that, he looked at Chu Huan in a daze.

Damn, no way, is Shi Liang a gay man?Don't love beautiful women and green sleeves?I jumped up and waved my hands in front of Shiliang, who didn't even know how to blink.

"Brother! Don't be fooled by the handsome appearance of this man, Chu Huan. He is not as soft and fragrant as Li Junji. I have seen him naked. The skin on his whole body is as rough and ugly as fish scales. Brother, pick it up." He will realize that he has been deceived by his face, big brother, move your eyeballs, don't stare at this kid, big brother, we are not in a time of romance, now we should fight against the enemy first, if big brother If you have this hobby, from now on, my sister will definitely find you ten or eight beautiful men who are a thousand times stronger than him to accompany your eldest brother..." Here I was spitting stars all over the sky, persuading Shi Liang to give up his masculinity and fight the enemy wholeheartedly .On the other side, Chu Huan turned pale with anger, and roared through gritted teeth, "You eunuch, what nonsense are you talking about! See if I catch you, I will put the hedgehog under you and stab you to death!"

I was so scared that I almost wiped my tears with Shiliang's sleeve, "Brother, did you hear that, this Chu Huan's face is like snowflakes, and his heart is like a snake and scorpion? It's obviously a pot of fire, but secretly it's a small flying knife , don't be fooled by him."

Chu Huan on the opposite side was so angry that I was gnashing his teeth, the muscles on his face were raised one by one, and he made a gesture of eagle claws viciously at me.But I was not afraid of him because there was a big man in Shiliang by my side. I stuck out my tongue at him and gave him a vile middle finger.

"Brother, don't hesitate, quickly use your trump card!" I urged Shi Liang again.

"I...I..." Shi Liang's black face turned from black to red, then to purple, then to green, and finally to white, like a face-changing face in a Sichuan opera, and stammered, "You, you, you are really Chu. Hwan?"

Ok?I raise my eyebrows, Nahan.Chu Huan?According to Shi Liang's words, he had heard of Chu Huan's name, but he didn't recognize Chu Huan.

Chu Huan immediately smoothed his hair back triumphantly, lifted his chin, and said with a smile, "My dear brother, have you ever seen any hero who is as beautiful and handsome as me?"

Vomit...I puke.Mom, Chu Huan is a narcissist.

I blurted out, "No matter how beautiful you are, you are not as beautiful as my little Hertz, nor my little Ranran nephew! You can blow the sky!"

"Dead girl!"

"Brother, don't care what he changes or not, just kill him with a click!" I pushed Shiliang, but was surprised to find that Comrade Shiliang was trembling, his elephant-like thighs were trembling at a high frequency . "He dares to click me? I can turn his head off within three moves, and see if I don't cut him into hot and sour meat slices with a knife!" Chu Huan curled his lips very arrogantly.

"Spicy and sour pork slices? Hey, do you know culinary science? If you don't understand, please don't pretend to understand, okay? You are really illiterate. The human flesh slices should be deep-fried first and then fried, so that the human flesh will be removed. Fishy smell." I was so desperate to act as an expert.

As a result, Shi Liang was startled.

Crashing... I heard the gurgling sound of the brook. Oh my god, a stream of steaming liquid was flowing down Shiliang's trouser legs—he even peed on his trousers.

⊙ o ⊙ Isn't it?Could it be that Shi Liang is so timid?So carefree?

"Hahaha..." Chu Huan laughed out loud seeing Shi Liang's embarrassing appearance.

Shi Liang suddenly pointed at the sky and said, "There are clouds in the sky!"

Pointing at Chu Huan's back again, "It's raining in the east!"

Going to point to the ground, "there are gods in the ground!"

The sky and the ground, east, west, north and south, Shi Liang's random gestures made Chu Huan frown and lose his patience, but I was displeased with black lines.No matter how you pretend, you can't escape my Mei Xue's piercing eyes.Isn't it a way to escape by pointing and diverting attention?It seems that I have mistaken God this time, this stone beam is not a hero.

"Are you crazy?!" Chu Huan was already angry.His fists were clenched, and his eagle eyes were on fire.

"There are goddesses in the west!... If you can't beat Chu Yingxiong, Shi Liang will go!" Shi Liang stomped his feet violently, and immediately flew into the air with the wind under his feet.

Ah, this Shiliang bastard left me alone and ran for his life. It seems that Chu Huan's name really frightened him.

Is Chu Huan that scary?Is it notorious?

Chu Huanning looked up at the sky, smiled slightly, and neither chased nor chased.

"Ah, run away, our boss has run away! Let's run away too!" The boys who had been fighting with the servants of Jin's family all fell down and scattered, and fled in all directions.

I have to run for my life as soon as possible, otherwise there will be a wolf like Chu Huan, and then there will be a big lady forcing me to bury this tiger with me, and sooner or later I will not be able to escape an early death.