Black-bellied husband and savage wife

I rubbed my eyes and pinched my thigh.

"Ah...it hurts so much, it looks like I'm not a ghost anymore." I said to myself and looked around.

Antique house, no lights, no wires, no everything related to electricity.

Regardless of where he is, let's see if there is anything to eat.I have developed a good habit from my life as an orphan, that is, wherever I go, I first look for food and a way to escape.After stealing other people's food to fill his stomach, the next step is to figure out how to escape.

There were several plates on the table, and there were red dates, longan, peanuts and other dried fruits on the plates, so I walked over, sat on the carved stool, picked up a few red dates and put them in my mouth.

Before I spit out the jujube core, I opened my eyes wide and saw the word "囍" made of red paper stuck to the bottom of the plate.

My neck was cold and I felt weird.Looking along the plate to the candlestick next to it, my God, even the candlestick is pasted with the word "囍"!

I gasped, raised my face, and looked around.

On the window lattices, on the doors, on the walls, and on the bedposts, there are big red characters "囍"!

I stood up with a lack of oxygen in my brain, and looked at the stool I was sitting on. I almost fell down. I didn’t pay attention to it just now, and the bottom of my buttocks is also 囍!

"Oh, what are you doing?" I remained calm, and wiped my nose with my sleeve, only to find that I didn't find the back of my hand, but the big, wide, fat sleeve stuck under my nose.

Dazed, I raised my big sleeves, and I was stunned for ten seconds.

The big clothes of ancient times!

And it's a red wedding dress!

"Ah! Ah!" I exclaimed, in disbelief.

how come?How could this be? !

I turned around the room in a panic, and finally found a mirror, and looked at it through the light that was not very bright.It's my thin face, it's also my not-so-remarkable facial features...it's just... powdered and lips painted.A face, obviously carrying the beaming color that belongs to the newlyweds.

bride? !

isn't it?

I just went to look at the bed, and there was a piece of red cloth lying on it, which is the so-called red hijab...

However, I went to listen again.It is very quiet here, there is no sound of gongs and drums that a wedding should have at all.

So, I walked towards the door with the spirit that everything was well.Gently opened the door, and just poked his head out when he was shocked by a loud roar, "Go in!"

I trembled all over and looked up, only to see two tall and fierce guards who looked like ghosts guarding the door, and they were all staring at me fiercely.

"That..." I smirked and laughed, "Excuse me, what is this place?"

As a result, a man's big and thick palm pushed over without warning, stuck to my face, and pushed me straight to the ground in the room.

Boom!With a sound, the door was closed heavily, and a man shouted from outside, "Nurse! The bride wants to escape!"

The muscles on my face kept shaking and shaking, wishing I could become a martial arts witch extermination master, and beat the boy who pushed me into dust with one palm.Hmph, if you dare to treat my face like a big cake, you don't take me Mei Xue seriously!

wait!What did this kid say just now?Said I wanted to run away?Said I was the bride? !New, mother, son? !

My heaven, my earth, my Bodhisattva, my God!I, I, am I really the bride of this house? !

bride?Does that mean the bridal chamber is going to be next?I have black lines all over my head, and the more I think about it, the colder I feel.

Although I, Meixue, have lived to the end of my life and have eaten dry rice for 18 years, I haven’t yet gotten the confession and favor of a male creature, but!but!But I don't want to casually hand myself over to a crooked man whom I have never met!

Unless...unless he is as handsome as my little Holtz, as good-tempered as little Holtz, uses my chicken feathers as arrows, and has as much money as Comrade Bill (Bill Gates), I can barely give it a try.

Hehe... With a sinister smile, the door opened with a creak, and I was still sitting on the ground, dreaming about my big spring and autumn dream.

An old face smeared with paint and colorful colors came in, looked at me with her cloudy black and white eyes, tsk tsk regretted twice, and then said in a broken voice, "Oh, you girl, don't I want to escape from our mansion. There are nets in the sky, nets on the ground, and nets in the sky and the earth. Do you understand? Besides, what’s wrong with this place? There are food for you, shelter for you, and silk and satin for you. You wear it. Isn’t it hundreds of times better than begging for food on the street and almost starving to death? People, why don’t you live? You can marry the master of our Jinfu, it’s you..."

Before she finished speaking, I automatically added obediently, "Blessings cultivated in eight lifetimes!"

She froze for a moment, wiped the spittle from the corner of her mouth, and nodded, "Yes! Good fortune! It seems that you are quite clever, not stupid!"

If I were stupid, I guess this society would be able to reach the level of a noble civilization of not closing the door at night and not picking up lost things on the road.