Black-bellied husband and savage wife

After the funeral, I was promoted to a celebrity under the eldest lady because she was the most superstitious and believed in what I said that day when I pretended to be crazy, so even though the eldest lady could not understand my unladylike personality, she still Let me be the housekeeper of the internal account in the backyard, that is to say, I don't care about the outside accountant, but I, Mei Xue, have the final say on the expenses of all the women in the backyard.

No, I'm in a big hall right now, having a group meeting with all the ladies, ladies, maids, and nuns in all the rooms.

"Ahem! I've said a lot just now. There is a sky above, a master in the ground, and a wife by my side. I, Meixue, always do things right and not people. No one should act as a living treasure in front of me. I There is nothing special here. Everything is done according to the principles announced just now. If anyone opposes me, he will turn a corner and oppose his wife. Then you don't want to die. Everyone knows that our master is wise and powerful, so go The underground can still take away the twelve aunts... Cough cough, everyone has eyes and can see this living example. I don't need to repeat it. In short, you all have the same head, so don't take it. The head on the item was joking around. Well, let’s talk about this, report something, and leave the meeting if nothing happens!”

There was a group of dark heads, and wherever the eyes went, they were full of gold hairpins.There are those standing in the room, those with high status such as wives, and those standing with their heads bowed in the courtyard. There are hundreds of people full of people, all of whom are the maids and old mothers of the deacons of the Jin Mansion.

And me, on the grand master's chair next to the Eight Immortals table in the room, it is me, Mei Xue, who is sitting majestically.On the table of the Eight Immortals, there are six kinds of fresh fruit snacks, as well as freshly brewed tea, the fragrance of which is ethereal.And I lazily raised one leg to the handle of the chair, that leg dangled comfortably, and the other naturally drooping leg was barefoot, and the shoe was kicked aside by me.

The curved bamboo and the green bamboo are standing side by side on both sides of me. They are already the posture of the number one girl. The curved bamboo is okay, and she always maintains her classic innocent smile on her face. The green bamboo is not so easy to talk, with a cold face. , The look of disdain for heroes.

For a while, the house and yard were shaken by my ruffian's words, and there was no one who coughed.

"Sister Thirteen..." After a long time, a middle-aged woman in the room finally spoke.Before she could say anything, I gave her a hard look, and said in a low voice, "I want you to know your relatives all over the street? Who is your thirteenth younger sister?" A dead old woman with a wrinkled face, who is my aunt I thought she was ugly, so she called me sister?

The third lady was taken aback, she didn't expect that I would disrespect her so much, her face froze, she could only laugh a few times, and said, "I'm so old-fashioned! Grandma Thirteen..."

"Damn it! It's your fault that you are stupid. Why do you curse me? I'm only 17 years old. When I was a delicate and delicate flower, why did you call me old-fashioned? I don't look like your grandma anymore. ?” I frowned, but scolded disdainfully in my heart: Even if I took advantage of you, I would make you lose face... (*^__^*) Hee hee... The bad qualities of the young lady came out at the right time.

These Ru Furen are not easy to deal with, they all think that they have given birth to a man and a half woman, and they are also old people in the house, with status and capital, and they want to fight with me.Hit the bird with a stick.Whoever is the first to stand up and find fault with me, of course I will take it hard.

When I rushed, the third lady's chest heaved and heaved in anger. After holding back for a long time, she said with a smile on her face, "Mrs. Thirteen Ru, is it okay to call me that?"

I snorted, took two puffs of dry tobacco like a man, exhaled a few puffs of smoke from my nostrils, and then tilted my face to the right with great enjoyment. Immediately, Qingzhu put a piece of fragrant pear into my mouth.Without even looking at the third lady, I raised my head, chewed the pear comfortably, then straightened my neck, swallowed the pear dregs, and then said slowly, "Qingzhu, tell these people, what should I call the manager?" .”

"Yes." Qingzhu glanced at everyone, and said confidently, "From now on, when meeting our master, everyone will respectfully call Mr. Mei. Now, hurry up and meet Mr. Mei!"

Everyone turned pale and had to shout in unison, "Mr. Mei!"

I grinned triumphantly, and glanced at the other concubines standing in the room. They all looked dissatisfied and their faces turned green.So I smirked and said, "Mrs. Ru are also my sisters, so let's take special care of you, Mrs. Ru, and call me Miss Mei. Come and hear me? Sisters ?”

These Ru Furen looked at each other displeasedly, but in the high hall where I went up and down, they were also helpless, so they could only stammer and mutter, "Miss Mei..."

I turned around and was served by Wan Zhu, took a sip of tea, cleared my throat, and then said leisurely, "Third Madam, go on, what did you want to report just now?"

The third lady was already gnashing her teeth with anger, and when I called her name, she immediately said angrily, "Hmph, Miss Mei, it turns out that when the master was here, our sisters paid five taels of silver every month. It's not a lot of money, not counting the other money for cosmetics and tea, but why did they deduct three taels from our monthly bill when we came to Miss Mei, and only gave us two taels of silver? And they didn't give us any extra money. What about the powder money and the tea money?"

As soon as her words came out, all the madams immediately responded, and they all responded angrily, "Yes, yes, it's too outrageous! Isn't this clearly making it hard for us to live?"

I smiled lightly, not getting angry, and let them take advantage of their whims until they had said enough and the room gradually became quiet, then I said unhurriedly, "Third Madam, do you still know the five taels of silver monthly rule?" Is it when the master is here? The emperor and the courtiers, the state owns the state laws, and the family has family rules. This golden mansion is huge, and money is indispensable everywhere. We are not the treasury, so we can make money by ourselves. You ladies, one by one, will be born Young master and miss, it's a pity that you can't make money. Diligence and thrift are good qualities passed down from our ancestors. What's the matter? You all want to be big rats? Besides, the master is gone, and you are still a fart Ah, who are you dressing up for? Is there any man who needs you to dress up for him? Tsk tsk, you are so bold, do you really want to follow in the footsteps of Aunt Twelve? If you really want to follow the master in such a glorious way Underground, of course I, Mei Xue, welcome me very much. In that way, our master will not be lonely underground, and it will save me from worrying about his uncomfortable life in the underworld. Once you go, the expenses of the Jin Mansion can be saved a lot Pen, I don’t need to raise a group of people for nothing, why would I not do it? Have you thought about it, if you stick to the monthly fee of five taels of silver, then ok, I, Mei Xue, never like to force anyone, just find someone Senior half-immortal, send you all to the master to meet."

You are not vicious enough to play this hand with me, quack, I, Mei Xue, have no other skills, bullying, oppressing, defrauding, whipping people, that is second to none. /

( ⊙ o ⊙ ) Ah!Not only the women in the room were stunned and dumbstruck, even the servants in the yard who wanted to watch the fun were stunned and flustered.

The third lady and a group of other wives were blocked by me until their faces were purple with pork liver sauce, which was extremely ugly, but they couldn't refute anything.

I was secretly happy like a little mouse stealing oil, but my face was extremely upright, like a sacred and inviolable saint. / Of course, it is the saint who gnawed a piece of snack and raised her legs.

The fifth lady was still unconvinced, and said, "It's fine if the monthly payment is less, so why cut off more than half of our house?"

I glanced at her and said, "Master, the creditors who have been hiding because of his status and dignity have all jumped out to ask for debts. They don't want to make money. You go to the northwest wind? The house is cut in half, and it's already gone." As a viewing garden, it is used to collect tickets from people. Several cruise ships have been placed in the inland river in the house. Those who take the boats will be charged according to the hour. The money has been turned into your monthly bill. If you insist Depending on the size of the original house, it’s easy to say, then you will be spared the monthly example of two or two, each trying to make a living. / "

Qingzhu has become my little running dog, and then took an account book and said, "Then the fifth lady means...cancel your monthly registration, or live in the original house size?"

There was a sneer at the corner of Qingzhu's mouth.

I watched everyone silent with satisfaction, and ate a few more raisins proudly.

Fifth Madam bit her lips, and said helplessly, "Everything should be done according to Miss Mei's arrangement." She shrank her neck and retreated into the crowd.

All the madams lost their arrogance and looked disheartened, none of them dared to raise their faces.

"Haqiu..." I yawned heavily, and Wan Zhu said, "Is everything all right now? If there's nothing to do, then everyone should perform their duties and work hard."

Everyone was stunned, and obediently saluted and dispersed.

Everyone was gone, only a few of my maids were left, so I jumped off the chair and slapped a car wheel in the house, like a little monkey, jumped into the yard, leaped into the air Get up, grab a branch in the yard, and swing it around.

"Ah, Eldest Young Master?! Eldest Young Master is here!" Qing Zhu exclaimed in surprise.

I frowned and looked down, only to see, at some point, Jin Huairan, who was dressed in elegant lavender long clothes, was standing in the yard with a smile, looking at me.

Wow, Xiao Ranran pursed her lips and chuckled, as charming as my little Hertz, with the appearance of a bit of a battered beast... Smack, I couldn't help drooling.Look at that little face is tender, like a pinch of water.Looking at his innocent and clear eyes again, it's almost enough to drown a person!Oh, the damn tenderness...