Black-bellied husband and savage wife

When I got out of bed, I frowned. There was something urgent that needed to be done—the bladder had reached its limit and was about to explode in a terrible state.

Like a headless fly, I turned N circles in the house, but I didn't find anything such as a toilet. I couldn't just jingle the spring water on the spot.

I didn't have time to put on my coat, just like that, I was dressed in white and thin clothes, which were equivalent to ancient pajamas, and hurried to open the door, rushing into the yard I saw for the first time, sweeping the yard while rushing The people who did the laundry, those who were carrying food boxes shouted loudly, "Hey! Help! Where is the toilet! Come on, it's about to spray! Toilet, toilet!"

Did I run too fast, or did I belong to a stranger here, but everyone opened their mouths wide, widened their eyes, and when they stopped everything, they stared at me in amazement.

If you look at me, just look at me, so there must be someone who speaks out.No.

"Hey! Hurry up, don't be so cruel and heartless, have some sympathy, compassion, and Lei Feng's heart, where is the toilet!"

I was so anxious that I stomped on the spot, held my trousers in both hands, and furiously ran nose-to-nose and eye-to-eye with a young boy at a distance of three centimeters. refer to.

I glanced over there, and there was a short partition made of mud, which looked very much like a shabby hut, so I didn't even say thank you, I ran over like the wind, and there were naturally a group of eyeballs on my back .

Hoo hoo... Slightly closing my eyes, I let out a blissful snort, and I got up in satisfaction after solving the major issues related to the national economy and the people's livelihood in the low walls that were as tall as a person on all sides.

"Ah!" After standing up, he met a pair of eyes on the opposite side!Wow, isn't it true that he looked at me when I was urinating? !

He was looking at me without blinking, and he hummed twice, as if he was protesting. He was a little bit dissatisfied when he saw me, a girl with a flower.

Depend on!This is pure obscenity!

steaming!I pulled up my trousers and kicked him with both feet, and he was kicked clumsily and turned his head. I grinned, rubbed my nose coolly at him, and posed a classic poss.

did not think of……

This kid was very sloppy, with a fierce look in his eyes, he rubbed his leg backwards, and with a gasp, he counterattacked towards me.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhssessions!' I ran out like a whirlwind, shouting as I ran, asking for help in the yard.

That guy really had brute force, and he was chasing after me, not letting go at all.

⊙ o ⊙ Uh...

This man from the Jin Mansion really has no conscience, he thinks I am a virgin like a flower and jade, but no one comes out to save me, they all stare dumbfounded at the two of us chasing and fleeing like wooden sculptures made of clay.

Fortunately, no one dared to laugh.

Running like a sweat, I still comfort myself like this.

"Uh, hahaha..."

"Hahahahaha..."

They all came back to life, laughing together, some tears flowed out.

"Wow! Don't laugh, stop this bastard!" I know it's a little funny, but the joke is second, saving people is the most important thing.This... a big boar, if it hits me to death, it is also very life-threatening.

That's right, you guessed it right, the guy who peeped at my urination and was taught a lesson by me is a big dirty boar, uh, there are big dirty black pigs hanging from the corner of his mouth!

I circled around them, wishing badly, the guy chasing me had bad eyesight, bumped into other people, etc., but I didn't expect that the damn thing brought Bausch & Lomb with him, and he was chasing behind my ass. .

My stomach is empty, and I have just expelled a portion of the heat, and running so desperately like this really wants me to faint.

I was sweating profusely from running, and yellow smoke was billowing in the yard. This group of onlookers would rather cough and stick to their posts, laughing non-stop.

"You bastard, bastard! Don't chase me any more! Fuck! You son of a bitch! The cow dung bugs move—you get out! You bastard, you stinky bastard, you are shameless!" With two thin legs, he cursed at the boar behind him.

I thought I was cursing with the number one shrew in the school back then, but I kept talking all day and night. In the end, I used the most vicious words to knock that bitch unconscious.Hao Zi said, people are starving faint.

"Hahahaha..." My classic swearing caused the group of people to laugh again, and the laughter was even worse.

"Boom!" I only heard a loud sound of objects colliding, and I fell to the ground.

The dead pig finally hit my butt, knocking me forward and flying three meters before landing in a parabola.

Standard dog chewing mud posture.

The male animal felt that he had avenged his two feet, dragging his big fat buttocks, bouncing and bouncing, and went back to its den.

"Uh...damn..." I thought I was unlucky, got up from the ground, but I didn't feel the pain of kissing the earth intimately, looking at the ground...

Ho--!