Black-bellied husband and savage wife

He finally got dressed slowly, and it turned out to be a silver robe, which was more grand and rich than the white one, and his face was so streamlined, perfect and handsome.

"Old lady, what's your name?" He buttoned up his buttons and glanced at me.

Thanks to seeing the demeanor of such a beautiful man like Chu Huan, I was able to resist this boy's willowy glance, otherwise, there should be countless women who sacrificed to his gaze.

Why were there so many beautiful men in ancient times?

Ugh……

As I was sighing, I got hit on the head. I squinted my eyes and saw that Su Yi had already bullied me in front of me. He stretched out his hands towards my chest, and I screamed in shock. Said, "What are you doing? What are you going to do? Get out of here, big pervert!"

He blinked his eyes and said with a chuckle, "Who is a big pervert? Can't you keep your mouth clean? Every sentence contains curse words, it's really vulgar. I think your clothes are wet, and I want to treat you kindly. Let me change your clothes. Look, which color of these clothes do you like, if you are not satisfied, ahem, I can ask them to bring out a dozen more for you to choose from. "

Pointing to the pile of clothes at the curtain of the carriage, he shrugged his shoulders at me.

A small meaning, very relaxed look.

I took a breath and looked over, oh my god, so many clothes, red, green, yellow, purple, white, pink, almost every possible color, are listed there, as if opening a clothes store .

I blinked my eyes and wanted to cry, "Su Yi, thank you for your kindness. I like the clothes I'm wearing the most. Don't bother you. I prefer to be cool, so I'll just wear this wet clothes." Clothes ready."

Shrunk into the corner.

He raised his eyebrows and was very displeased, "What can I do?! This is the first time I have asked to dress someone else. You refused, and you are too disrespectful to me? Anyway, since I have said If you want to change your clothes for you, you have to change the wet clothes on your body!"

Isn't that unreasonable?Don't I even have a choice?

I puffed up my cheeks, widened my eyes, and couldn't believe it, "Ah, dead Su Yi, you are not a freak, are you forcing me to change my clothes, and I still have to thank you?"

But he nodded cheekily, "Yes! It can be said that there is no one who can serve the clothes by himself. You are the first one in the world! Hahaha, don't get too excited. Today, my son is in a good mood. You are very lucky to suddenly become interested in waiting for people to dress and undress."

I shrank my neck and yelled, "Ah! Take your claws away! Don't take off my clothes...God, help me, there are perverts here!...Su Yi, die Su Yi, you If you dare to tear off my top, I will absolutely, absolutely... Woohoo, please, don't take off my bellyband..."

He even took me off with great interest, of course, there was still a bellyband and a pair of underwear left.

"Tsk tsk, old lady, your skin is still very tender. Take a look, the flesh on your little belly button is so white and fun. Hehe, squeeze it, it feels good." Su Yi was poking my exposed little belly button, laughing The mouth is crooked.

"Boom!" He was kicked in the chest and fell to the curtain of the carriage.

"Uh, every time you kick someone, do you make people die like this? Can't you save some effort?" Su Yi sat up with difficulty, wiping a drop of blood from the corner of his mouth.

This is already the seventh kick he suffered while changing my clothes.

"Bastard Su Yi! I warn you, if you dare to touch my apron and obscene pants again, I won't be able to kill you, I will bite my tongue and kill myself!" I gritted my teeth and roared, almost crying.

Su Yi is like a playful child who doesn't understand the shame of men and women at all.He was very curious about my body, touched here, marveled, poked there, and enjoyed himself for a while, which drove me crazy.

He shook his head, nodded again, and said wearily, "I found out that you are very similar to a person I know. You are a stubborn donkey that can't be pulled back by ten cows! That guy Chu Huan is the same, no matter who says , Even if you put a knife on his neck, he is not a soft-spoken ass. Forget it, I won’t change the underwear and bellyband, I will put this suit on you directly. You really, it’s not easy to play like this, I used to play with many women, in the hot springs, all naked, we fished and played."

Uh, what a pervert.

Su Yi picked out a set of lavender clothes and began to put them on for me. Putting on one, my mood barrier was a little bit more secure.

After a long time, I slowly looked up at Su Yi who was dressing me in a serious manner, and asked in surprise, "Who were you talking about just now? Chu Huan?!"

He, Su Yi, actually knew Chu Huan?

"Who did you just mention? Chu Huan?"

He glanced at me and nodded, "Well, it's Chu Huan. Why, have you heard of Chu Huan? Although this kid is the number one warrior in this dynasty, he is also the number one philandering man. His woman changes every day. It really makes people have to marvel at his exuberant energy. Are all you women nymphomaniacs? You actually miss such a philandering man. Have you heard of Chu Huan?"

I nod.Not only heard, but also got along with him for a long time, and even kissed him.

"I just came out to find him back, and he hid."

"Hiding? Didn't he go back to the capital?" Ever since he left Nuanxianglou that time, he has never seen Chu Huan again. I really don't know where he is these past ten days.

"Back to the capital? He's cheating ghosts! He didn't go back to the capital! He is really abominable, he dared to run away from marriage. This time, he must not let his temper do it, and he must be arrested no matter what!"

I frowned, unbelievable, "Absconding? Is he getting married? Hey, Su Yi, who are you? Why do you care about other people's marriage?" Is Chu Huan getting engaged?He escaped marriage?My God, this news, like a bomb, shook me and my head was in a mess.

Unconsciously, I was very dissatisfied with Su Yi's interference in my tone.

"Hehe, I'm his friend, so I can't just watch him disobey the emperor's orders and end up beheading and ransacking the house, right?"

Su Yi smiled meaningfully, and sat next to me, a bit elegant and dignified.

I don't know whether he is simple or unpredictable.

I always feel that there are many inexplicable contents in his smile.

"Defy the emperor's order? Could it be that the emperor appointed Chu Huan to marry him? Isn't he too awesome?" Only then did he remember that Chu Huan was a royal relative, the emperor's brother-in-law.

"It turns out that Chu Huan didn't say he wouldn't get married, but he agreed to his imperial sister and let his imperial sister decide the engagement. After all, he has experienced so many women, and whoever he marries is just the face of the family. Who would have thought that he would come I did an errand here once, but when I got back, I changed my mind, high and low are not engaged. This time, it’s a marriage, and it’s the princess of Dai’s country. But Chu Huan flatly refused. This time when he returned to Beijing, he was asked to accept the relatives of this country, so that the court could start to welcome Princess Dai, but he turned his face and said that there is a woman he likes. Now, if you want to marry, you can only marry that woman as your wife. His sister-in-law got angry and called him a taro head, because he could marry Princess Dai, and then marry the woman he likes. Which man doesn't have three wives and four concubines, so he must let the woman he likes be the boss? I really don't understand what's going on in his mind, he just fled the capital because of awkwardness. Even the hundreds of members of his Chu family No matter, even his imperial sister's face is abandoned. You know, his Chu family has been a bank account holder for generations, and it is very rich. It can be said that more than half of the court's money belongs to his Chu family. If he disobeys The imperial order, the century-old foundation of the Chu family will be ruined. If his family is stolen, hehe, the national treasury will be too rich. It is estimated that the country will not have to collect any taxes for hundreds of years. He Chu Huan , but he is richer than the current emperor. You say, he is so ignorant, as his friend, can I ignore him and let him do whatever he wants?"

I was dumbfounded when I heard it. I didn't expect that Chu Huan had such a personality that he dared not listen to the emperor's words. I didn't think I admired him a little bit, so I said in a daze, "Chu Huan is a little confused. After seeing him, You must persuade him, how wonderful it is to go to Princess Dai, not only can you give birth to a beautiful mixed-race child, but you can also get a lot of wealth from Dai, it really kills two birds with one stone." I analyzed it from the perspective of business.But as myself, in my heart, I don't think so.

"That's right! You're right, old lady! You and I think the same thing. Whether it's public or private, marrying Princess Dai back will be of no benefit to Chu Huan. What a disaster! Such a big pancake fell from the sky, and he couldn't avoid it. Alas, there is really nothing to do with him."

I couldn't help thinking back to Chu Huan's style. Every time I saw him, he was always flirting with women. I didn't feel like frowning, and said angrily, "By the way, he is the emperor's brother-in-law! No wonder the emperor treats him so well." Concerned, even personally proposed marriage to him. Thinking about it, the old emperor must not be a good person, he is a good relative with the big **** maniac, and he must also be a pervert!"

"Ah! What are you talking about? How dare you speak ill of the emperor? Are you not afraid of beheading?" Su Yi was so startled that his ass jumped, and he looked at me incredulously, "Besides, who told you that the emperor is an old man? Why must he be an old pervert?"

I'm not afraid, "Su Yi, what do you know, you brat? I've seen that the emperors are all old men. Which emperor didn't become the emperor until the old emperor died? So, when the emperor The emperor's people all have long beards. However, in order to show that they have not yet reached middle age, these boring emperors of all dynasties always have to build a huge harem, tossing in every little girl who is as beautiful as a flower. , to be buried with him. You know, what a perverted behavior it is for an old man on the verge of death tormenting other young girls all day long! It’s a despicable and bad behavior! So none of the emperors is a good thing! They are all old Ghost, this can’t be wrong!”

(⊙o⊙) Ah!

Su Yi was told by my whole set of words that he could talk like a wood carving and clay sculpture, and he was speechless for a long time, unable to strike up a conversation.