Crazy Cultivation

025 Secretly Funny

"Guest officer! Money!" The waiter hurriedly came out to grab the tall and thin man after the seven of them walked out the door and said with a smile.

It was only then that the seven remembered that they hadn't paid for the meal, so Boss Wu hurried to Xiaoer and settled the bills of the four of Qiqing, and Qiqing, who had just taken out the money, let him go.Qiqing and the others went to Mrs. Wu to have a look, and then rented two upper rooms in the backyard of the only inn in the town, and took a rest.Long Qingcheng and Rou Yaqian were afraid that Qiqing and Yunji would do the good deeds of Yunyu when they were alone, so they pretended to be ignorant of ordinary things, and instead of entering their room, they followed Qiqing and Yunji into their room. In the room, they started chatting with them for nothing, and Qiqing and Yunji, who really wanted to be alone, had no choice but to stay with them.

After lunch, Qiqing, Yunji, Long Qingcheng, and Rou Yaqian stood up from the table. Yunji said to Long Qingcheng and Rou Yaqian, "Go back first, I want to go Toilet!" Turning to Qiqing: "Qiqing, you go with me! Wait for me outside!" Pulling Qiqing to the outside of the restaurant.

Knowing Yunji, Long Qingcheng and Rou Yaqian intentionally left the two of them, wanting to be alone with Qiqing, they watched their backs, but there was nothing they could do.After finishing her toilet in the crude toilet, Yunji came out and said softly to Qiqing, "Go!"

"Yeah!" Qiqing responded, walked in, started to urinate, finished urinating, came out and held hands with Yunji, returned to the inn, and entered the room.Qiqing closed the door casually, and the two felt strange. They washed their hands in the indoor basin, Qiqing gently hugged Yunji horizontally, and walked to the bedside.

Suddenly remembering the knock on the door, Qiqing and Yunji, whose faces were slightly flushed, couldn't help being taken aback, glanced at each other, Qiqing put her down, turned around and opened the door, and saw Long Qingcheng and Rou Yaqian.Rou Yaqian pretended to be a little shy, and said to the two of them kindly: "Do you not understand the rules of the world! If you are not a husband and wife, you cannot have intercourse, even Taoist couples!"

Yun Ji, who came up, couldn't help saying angrily: "My master has betrothed me to him!"

"That's it!" Rou Yaqian was at a loss for words for a moment, and didn't know what to say.Long Qingcheng didn't know how to find excuses to prevent the two from getting along alone, and became anxious.Moreover, Qiqing and Yunji didn't intend to invite them in at all.

Suddenly there was the sound of someone selling peaches on the street, Long Qingcheng immediately had an idea, and said to Qiqing and Yunji: "Do you want to eat peaches, I'll buy them for you!"

Qiqing and Yunji immediately refused, saying, "No need!"

Rou Yaqian wanted to persuade them to accept, but was dragged away by Long Qingcheng, and ran to the street in the front yard.Qiqing closed the door casually, and came to the bedside with Yunji in her arms, put her on the bed, took off her little cloud boots, and also took off her own boots, got on the bed, and gently put Yunji on the bed. He half pressed down and kissed her.Yunji complied shyly, and spit Xiangxiang's tongue into Qiqing's mouth, letting him suck it.The lust between the two gradually arose, Qi Qing put her hand into her dress, Yun Ji subconsciously contracted her abdomen, allowing his hand to easily, skin to skin, to touch her firmly, The round, towering and plump breasts could not help moaning sensitively and numbly.

Suddenly someone knocked on the door again, guessing it must be Long Qingcheng and Rou Yaqian, Qiqing and the two couldn't help but feel helpless, they didn't understand whether Long Qingcheng and Rou Yaqian were really out of their wits or did it on purpose.The two got out of bed, put on their boots, arranged each other's clothes, held hands, and opened the door.At first glance, it was indeed Long Qingcheng and Rou Yaqian carrying a basket of peaches.Seeing Yunji's eyes brimming with spring, and her face flushed, Long Qingcheng and He Rouya couldn't help calling out the danger, and a little later, Qiqing's boyish body would be given to Yunji.

Long Qingcheng smiled and said: "You invite us to dinner, we invite you to eat peaches!" Self-consciously, he pushed aside Qiqing, Yunji, and Rou Yaqian who were standing at the door, and entered the room.Qiqing and Yunji had no choice but to turn around and sit down at the table with them.

After dinner in the evening, returning to the backyard of the inn, Yunji said directly to Long Qingcheng and Rou Yaqian: "I have to deal with that female ghost tonight, and I want to rest early with my husband and recharge our energy! I won't be with you any more. Let's chat!" Yunji deliberately called Qiqing her husband, and strengthened her tone so that Long Qingcheng and the two would not disturb them again.

Long Qingcheng and the two saw Yunji speak so frankly, although they were secretly worried, but their faces were full of smiles, Long Qingcheng said: "Our senior sisters also have the same meaning, let's go back to the room first!" He Rou Yaqian Get into their room first.

Sitting on the bed in the room, Rou Yaqian couldn't help but resentfully said: "This little girl! It's really difficult to deal with! Moreover, she guards Qiqing so tightly, and doesn't give us any chance to get close to Qiqing! We want to ask Qiqing You can't even show off!" Asked Long Qingcheng: "What should we do!"

"I don't know either!" Long Qingcheng said helplessly.He took out the Yin Mirror of the Yin-Yang Tracing Mirror, looked inside with Rou Yaqian, saw that Qi Qing didn't kiss Yun Ji, and stood beside the bed with Yun Ji, and took off Yun Ji's outer clothes directly. Qingcheng and Rou Yaqian couldn't help being anxious, Long Qingcheng instinctively got lucky with the magic spell, and yelled: "Hurry up!" A gust of demonic wind swept up her memory, a big stone outside the inn flew into the backyard of the inn, " Hit!" With a sound, the windows of Qiqing and Yunji's room were smashed into pieces, and they crashed into the room.

Qiqing and Yunji couldn't help being startled, Yunji immediately put on the outer dress, and with a flash, she went to the roof of the house outside and looked around.Qi Qing hurriedly rushed into the yard, looked up at her and asked, "Who did it! It seems to be a demon wind!"

"I can't see it! Didn't those two banshees come after me!" Yun Ji said, floating down.

"It's possible!" Qi Qing replied guessing.Yunji dragged Qiqing into the house, and with a lucky spell, Qiqing rolled the stone out of the room with ivy and repaired the windows with wood elements.

The two stood by the bed, waited vigilantly for a while, saw that there was no more movement, took off their boots and got on the bed, lay down hugging each other, waited vigilantly for a while, but there was no movement, Qiqing unconsciously stood up She leaned forward and kissed Yunji's mouth. Unconsciously, Yunji raised her chin slightly and brought her red lips up.The two lips had just touched each other, and before they could linger, there was a "touch", and a stone smashed the window again, flew in, and fell to the ground.The two couldn't help sitting up immediately, but there was no more to say, and the two couldn't help but looked at each other suspiciously. Yunji waved her hand and let out a light, causing the stone to fly out. Qiqing then repaired the window.The two lay down again.

Long Qingcheng and Rou Yaqian, who were in another room, couldn't help laughing suddenly when they saw Qiqing and Yunji being teased by them.The two of them saw Qiqing and Yunji in the mirror, leaning on each other, hugging each other, waiting for a while with their eyes open, Qiqing got up again and kissed Yunji's face, Long Qingcheng couldn't help smiling, and counted: "One, two,,,!"

Rou Yaqian smiled and counted: "Three!"

As soon as Qiqing's mouth touched Yunji's face, it was Rou Yaqian's turn to playfully smash the windows of Qiqing and Yunji's room with a stone again.Yunji pulled Qiqing, went to the roof outside, and looked around with Qiqing, but still found nothing.The two returned to the room in a blink of an eye, removed the stones in the room, repaired the window, and lay down. Yunji couldn't help asking Qiqing: "Who would be like this, only disturbing us but not showing up!"

I do not know either!It may be the two banshees! "Qi Qing guessed.

"Did they secretly put some restrictions on you, or put something on your body so that they can know your actions so well, and they will interfere whenever you want to kiss me!" Yunji thought for a while and said.

"Can you!" Qiqing sat up and took off her coat. Seeing Long Qingcheng and Rou Yaqian, who couldn't hear their words, she couldn't help being shocked. Long Qingcheng hurriedly let her hide the sunglasses in Qiqing's clothes. Qiqing took off her coat for half the time, and then used black magic to transfer it to the quilt beside him.Yunji sat up too, and touched Qiqing's whole body without her coat, but found nothing.Then he drew a few talismans on Qi Qing's body with the magic-breaking technique, and shouted: "Break!"

Then the two tried to make out again, but they were still bothered.If the two are not intimate, nothing will happen. The two don't know the crux of the matter, where they appear, so they can only lie down, hug each other and close their eyes, practicing mana and martial arts.As she was practicing, Qiqing suddenly remembered that what she had learned secretly was the first martial arts heart sutra in Tianyu, and also the first room art, the martial arts heart method created by Tiansheng Laojun, so she couldn't help practicing it deliberately.Qi Qing suddenly exuded an indescribably seductive charm towards women. Long Qingcheng, who let the mirror return to his body, and Rou Yaqian, who was next to her, looked at him, and suddenly felt a wave of spring in their hearts. The love for Rourou is no longer the simple one before, but just very fond of it.Even Yun Ji, who had her eyes closed, moved into his arms in response, and pressed her tightly against her.

In the middle of the second watch, Qiqing and Yunji got out of bed, and walked out of the room holding hands. They didn't want to call Shanglong Qingcheng and Rou Yaqian, but when they saw their room opened, they bought two dragons with swords today. Qingcheng and Rou Yaqian also held hands, walked out, smiled and whispered to them, "Shall we go now!"

Qiqing responded in a low voice, and kindly said to them: "It may be very dangerous then, why don't you just stay here and wait for us to come back, and then take us to Xianyao Mountain!"

"We are also cultivators, how can we just let you take risks! Eliminating evil and promoting good is also the purpose of our meditation!" Long Qingcheng pretended to be righteous and stern.Rou Yaqian couldn't help laughing secretly.

"Then you two will follow us at that time, don't make a move easily! In case that female ghost hurts you!" Yun Ji also kindly persuaded them.

"That's good! To be honest, although we have learned spells to deal with ghosts, we have never dealt with ghosts, and we are really a little scared!" Long Qingcheng pretended to be honest and said a little timidly.

"That's right!" Rou Yaqian knew that they were pretending to be undisciplined disciples of Meditation. Long Qingcheng was afraid that they would act too fearlessly, which would arouse the suspicion of Qiqing and the other two, so she pretended to be against the female ghost. With a timid look, she quickly pretended to be sincere and said: "Plus, our girls are born to be afraid of ghosts! However, when you can't beat her, we will definitely help you with all our strength!"

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