Hilarious Gongxue

Chapter 20: One Day Tour of Hell


Lengyan Pavilion——

"Trash!" A middle-aged man stood in front of more than 30 beautiful men and gritted his teeth: "A group of trash!" (Please imagine the scene of Little Japan shouting "Bageyalu" by yourself) "Chief, boss." A small guard Tremblingly, he said, "The picture you gave...it's really hard to identify. We all look alike, so we brought them here. You choose one yourself?"

The middle-aged man held his forehead: "I told you to go down and catch someone! Catch one! Why did you bring me more than 30 men here?! Draft?!"

"That... the chief can stay and serve you if he likes..." It turns out that if you're talking to a semi-literate person, never make a joke, or you might end up being a joke.

The low laughter of more than 30 beautiful men came. Although it was a low laugh, more than 30 people laughed together, no matter how low it was.

The face of the middle-aged man immediately turned black. As the saying goes, you are not afraid of opponents like gods, but subordinates like pigs. Whether the IQ of his subordinates is as high as pigs remains to be seen, but the problem we are facing now It is how to deal with these thirty people.

They must not let go, they already know the purpose of Lengyan Pavilion, and the news of the Sanctuary Key must not be leaked.

"Look here, I'll go ask the pavilion master for instructions!" The middle-aged man turned and left.

It's a joke to find the police uncle in the gang if you have something to do, but you can only go to the boss if you have something to do here.However, countless facts have proved that the boss is not omnipotent, and sometimes the boss may threaten you with your life, but it is a pity that the middle-aged man understands too late, and when he understands, he has already been booked. Hell ticket.

"Pavilion Master, that portrait is too blurry. The only thing that can be identified is that it is a man, and he looks more handsome." The imposing manner of looking at the world: "Look, no matter what method you use, find him for me, and the rest, I don't want them to see the sun tomorrow!" The woman's gloomy voice came: "Before sunrise tomorrow, you If you can't find anyone, then don't come to see me again!"

This was an order to die, and the middle-aged man reluctantly accepted this almost impossible task, passively booking a sightseeing ticket for the underworld.

In addition, there is a special note: one-way ticket, suitable for the whole family, old and young, can be used repeatedly, unlimited number of people.

The middle-aged man had no choice but to go back to find the legendary key of the sanctuary.

It is not a joke to say that this is an impossible task. They don't know what the key of the sanctuary looks like, they don't know what special symbol he has, and they don't even know if he just hung it on his waistband. key.If the eyes are black, if you don't hit the wall, then you are God has no eyes.

But there is no way, the boss is the boss, the boss is the uncle, you must listen to what the uncle says, and do what the uncle orders.Don't say anything, let's start selling.

"Come on, tie them all up for me!" The man yelled, "I will lock them up separately and torture them until I find the key to the sanctuary!"

"Yes!"

"Qingyu is ready!" Jiang Jinyue clenched her lips and shouted, "Get up!"

As soon as the words fell, Qing Yu soared into the air and disappeared in an instant.

"Tsk, if you can run so much, your emotions are out of experience, right?" Jiang Jinyue cursed in a low voice, and flew onto the roof of Lengyan Pavilion.

"Come on, chase!" The man yelled, bearing the brunt of the chase.

Although Qing Yu's lightness kung fu is a bit weaker than Mo Bai's, it's not something anyone can catch up to. Jiang Jinyue is in the list of "anyone".

Jiang Jinyue's lightness kung fu is definitely not bad. If he is taken to the Jianghu, not to mention unrivaled in the world, at least he still has the speed to escape, but now he can only see Qingyu's faintly visible back.

From this we can see Qing Yu's speed, and from this we can see Mo Bai's speed.

Hey, there is no way, they were all forced out, since Mo Bai was ten years old, they have lived like this running away desperately.

"Hey, hey, are you going to reincarnate by running so fast?" Jiang Jinyue shouted from behind.

"Reincarnation is impossible, today is my birthday." Qing Yu slowed down and smiled wryly: "I didn't expect to end up with a man on the run."

"...Could it be that you still want to stop and buy a cake, put a candle and make a wish?" Jiang Jinyue curled her lips: "You can have fun with someone running away with you on your birthday..."

"I think your suggestion is good." Qing Yu rubbed her chin as if considering Jiang Jinyue's proposal.

"Please turn around now and see how many people are behind us?" Jiang Jinyue said: "If you have a life to buy a cake, you have to eat it with your life! The only wish that can be fulfilled now is 'I want a day trip to hell 'some type of."

Mo Bai waved the dagger in his hand. This dagger was given to her by Qing Yu on her 15th birthday. She will be sixteen in a blink of an eye. Qing Yu is also 17 years old, right?

"I'm going to your brother-in-law's Lengyan Pavilion Master, does a small treasury need thousands of people to guard it?!" Mo Bai cut across the neck of the guard who was close to her, his cruelty was no less than that of Yehuangmo who ran away.

"I'm afraid it's not just as simple as the vault, there might be something in this unremarkable little vault." The paper fan in Yehuangmo's hand fluttered up and down, reaping lives mercilessly.

"It doesn't matter what he has, and I don't care about my business if he has a little boy, let's go out as soon as possible." After Mo Bai finished speaking, he started a little more sharply: "I still have business to do."

"Business?" Ye Huangmo raised an eyebrow: "What business?"

"Hey, today is Qing Yu's birthday, I'm going out to celebrate his birthday." Mo Bai looked excited: "I wanted to buy him some presents, but—"

Mobai's face immediately darkened, that gift became the culprit for losing her nth kiss.

When Ye Huangmo heard that Mo Bai was in such a hurry to go out to celebrate his rival's birthday, his expression immediately darkened.Is this worth it?When she was with her through life and death, she was thinking about celebrating another man's birthday? !

Thinking of Ye Huang Mo's paper fan, we quit.

"Yehuangmo, what's wrong with you?" Seeing Yehuangmo stop, Mo Bai thought he was injured, a trace of worry flashed across his face.

"I'm injured." Ye Huang Mo's cheeks puffed up cutely, her eyelashes like butterfly wings drooped slightly, covering her firefly eyes, as if she was really seriously injured.

"I'll go, it's better than my old body and I'm not as good as I am, so I'm injured?" Mo Bai complained: "Slight injuries can't go to the line of fire! Comrade Yehuangmo! You have to hold on!"

Yehuang Mo was angry: "Seriously injured! Very serious!"

In fact, to a certain extent, he was indeed seriously injured. If he had to give this injury a name, it would probably be "My sweetheart is with me but I am thinking of other men." I'm heartbroken" hurt (the name is a bit long).

"Seriously injured, are you so confident in your words?" Mo Bai is Hua Yuejing's subordinate after all, and the poison and the doctor are originally a family. At this moment, she can also see that Yehuangmo is losing his temper: "Are you returning to the light now? Yehuangmo Comrade?"

"..."

"If you have any last words, just say them, I won't help you realize them anyway."

"..."

"It's been a long time for you to come back to the light this time!"

"If I'm really seriously injured, will you care?" Ye Huangmo's voice at this time was not as lazy and evil as before, but a little more helpless and expectant: "Will it be the same as before?"

Mo Bai felt a pain in his heart, this familiar tone and voice...

"So you are not seriously injured now." Comrade Mo Bai's IQ is always higher than his EQ at critical moments.

"...Could it be that you can't listen to the main points?" Ye Huangmo was helpless.

"Isn't what I'm listening to the point?" Mo Bai said blankly, "Comrade Yehuangmo, what the revolution needs is persistence, and persistence is victory! The dawn of victory is waiting for us ahead! Comrades, go!"

Yehuangmo: "...."

Next, Comrade Yehuangmo swore to the death that he would not join the battle, and Mobai wanted to leave here by himself, it was just a dream.

Of course, Comrade Yehuangmo thought this was a strategic retreat of the revolution, and did not intend to help Chief Mo break out of the siege to celebrate his rival's birthday.

Mo Bai pursed her lips, she must go out today, for no reason, because today is Qing Yu's birthday, and it was the promise of Shenglong Sanjue since childhood.

No one can understand the feelings between the three of them, eating together, sleeping together, making trouble together...running for their lives.

For more than ten years, the emotion that they depended on each other with their lives, and the trust of life and death, are the constant fetters between them.

A soft sigh came from next to my ear: "Xiaobai, I can't change your past, but you must have me in your future."

"...Then you still don't help?" Mo Bai rolled his eyes: "The boat of friendship really capsizes! The revolutionary friendship is gone!"

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