Hilarious Gongxue

The next day, Lengyan Pavilion was relocated and retreated to a branch pavilion ten miles away from Li Lengyan Pavilion.

"Tsk, those idiots really believed it." Bai Ziye slightly hooked his lips: "Is the place where Xuanwu refuses corpses possible for you to meet? The odds of a ferocious geomantic omen and a elusive geomantic treasure are the same. Small."

"It's terrible to be uneducated." Zhuge Yin made up the knife silently.

But Bai Ziye couldn't just let Lengyan Pavilion go like this, his mascot could be of some use.

At this time, the people who retreated to the branch of Lengyan Pavilion were discussing countermeasures with their banana peels on their heads: "Didn't it be said that Lengyan Pavilion is a place where Xuanwu rejects corpses and asked us to quit? Now that we have all moved to the branch, how can they do it?" Still airdropping garbage into Lengyan Pavilion?!"

"Well, I don't know, how about I ask again?" The Minister of Foreign Affairs also looked puzzled.

"What kind of fucking army is this!" A rough man said, "I think they're just playing tricks on us, so just fuck them!"

"We are on the territory of Lanjin. If we don't conflict with the army, we will not conflict with the army, otherwise we will have no good fruit to eat!" A white-haired old man glanced coolly at the rough man.

"Then what do you think we should do?" The rough man said: "You can't even fight, and they don't want to give money. Don't you just watch Lengyan Pavilion being buried in garbage?!"

"Let's negotiate, if it doesn't work, go to the Pavilion Master for instructions!" The old man replied.

Everyone agrees.

So the sad foreign minister once again stepped into the camp of the Lan Jin army.

"Hey, are you here?" Bai Ziye looked at the foreign minister and greeted him cordially. If it wasn't for the gloomy expression on the foreign minister's face, Zhuge Yin would have thought that the two of them were friends who hadn't seen each other for many years.

The heads of state meeting begins.

"Why did your lord turn back on what you promised?" Leng Yange asked sharply on behalf of the Minister of Foreign Affairs.

"When did I turn my back on what I said?" Bai Ziye, the representative of the Lanjin Army, said leisurely.

"My lord said that the main pavilion of Lengyan Pavilion is the place where Xuanwu rejects corpses, and it is a place of great viciousness. That's why my lord airdropped garbage to stop it. Why have we, Lengyan Pavilion and others, moved out of the main pavilion of Lengyan Pavilion? Want to throw trash in the Lengyan Pavilion branch?!"

"Yes, I said that the main pavilion of Lengyan Pavilion has bad Fengshui." Bai Ziye curled his lips: "But I never said that I won't airdrop garbage to your partition."

"...Then what does your lord mean by throwing rubbish at my branch again?"

"Do you know about Jingwei reclamation?"

"know."

"That's easy, why did Jingwei reclaim the sea?" Bai Ziye asked.

"Because the sea took her young life, she hates the sea." Although the Minister of Foreign Affairs is semi-literate, he still knows this familiar myth.

"That's the way literary youths say it. How would you say it in the language of your gangsters?" Bai Ziye raised his eyebrows.

"How do you say it?" The Minister of Foreign Affairs, who was a member of the gang, was stunned. How would you say it in the language of their gang?Don't just say that!

"Jingwei reclaims the sea because Jingwei is not happy to see the sea." Zhuge Yin answered quietly.

"Not bad, Xiao Yin, you really have gangster potential!" Bai Ziye nodded in praise.

"Dive into your sister." Zhuge Yin replied lightly.

"..." The Minister of Foreign Affairs was speechless. Why did the two teenagers in front of him look more gangster than him, who was from a real gangster?

"Yes, that's right, Jingwei reclaimed the sea because Jingwei didn't like seeing the sea. We filled Lengyan Pavilion because we didn't like looking at Lengyan Pavilion." Bai Ziye nodded: "It's that simple and rude."

"...How did Lengyan Pavilion offend the two of you?" The Minister of Foreign Affairs was helpless.

"Nanyan Pavilion!" The two fair faces said in unison, the days in the Nanyan Pavilion will become the humiliation of their life, Bai Ziye's whole body feels bad when he thinks that he is a man who has been in the Nanyan Pavilion!

"..." The Minister of Foreign Affairs wanted to cry but had no choice but to go back to Lengyan Pavilion.

This is an unprecedented event in history, the police play a rogue to the hooligans!Hooligans have no power to resist...

Find the shadow area of ​​the rogue...

Xiao Jinku - "Is this what you call super memory?" Mo Bai couldn't bear to look at the scene in front of him.

"A good memory is not as good as a bad pen. This ancient sheepskin scroll is painted with the design of Tianfu, and your blood is just the key to opening this city of Tianfu." Ye Huangmo moved his arms and drew complex drawings line.

"Your sister's Yehuangmo!" Ye Qingchen screamed, "Why is it engraved on my back!"

"Because I didn't bring paper." Ye Huangmo replied: "Of course I didn't bring a pen."

"Then why use my back! My blood! Why not use yours!" Ye Qingchen got acupuncture points pressed by Ye Huangmo and fell to the ground. The clothes on his upper body were stripped off and piled aside. The ink-white dagger carved the lines on the ancient sheepskin scroll onto Ye Qingchen's back. It was really bloody and horrible.

"Because it will be very painful." Ye Huangmo said seriously: "If you are not careful, there will be scars, and Xiaobai won't like me if you leave scars."

"I don't like you even if you don't have a scar, okay?" Mo Bai rolled his eyes.

"In the future." Ye Huangmo was very confident.

"Your sister..." Ye Qingchen's face was pale, and he couldn't even speak.

Ye Huangmo chuckled, raised her finger to seal Ye Qingchen's acupuncture point, and the bleeding finally stopped.

"Ye Huang Mo, you are avenging your own personal revenge... You should have tapped my acupuncture points long ago!" Ye Qingchen yelled like a pig.

"What are you afraid of, why don't you just lose some blood? Wouldn't it be nice to go back and make it up for you?" Ye Huangmo pursed her lips.

"Your sister! You are waiting for Ye! I curse you—" Ye Qingchen shouted, "Ah!"

"I'm sorry, I'm a little excited, and I'm going to strike hard." Ye Huangmo didn't take it seriously: "Don't talk anymore, or I don't know if I will get excited and stab a dagger into your asshole .”

Ye Qingchen was in tears, the chrysanthemums were broken, and the ground was full of injuries.

Half a quarter of an hour later, Ye Qingchen's back was completely changed.

"Okay." Ye Huang Mo was still unsatisfied.

Hearing this tone, Ye Qingchen quickly put on his clothes, fearing that Ye Huangmo would pounce on him again and make some extra stabs.

"Just finished carving, don't put on clothes yet." Mo Bai came over to stop Ye Qingchen's movements: "Wait for the blood to dry before putting on clothes."

Ye Qingchen was moved: "I knew Xiaobai was worried about me..."

Mo Bai rolled his eyes: "You think too much, I'm just worried that when you put on your clothes now, the blood will connect the clothes and flesh, and it will be a disaster if you destroy the design of Tianfu."

"..." Ye Qingchen felt that life was hopeless.

"We have the ancient sheepskin scroll, let's go out quickly." Mo Bai said.

"Yeah." Yehuangmo nodded: "But the vault door has been closed, I don't know if there is a secret way."

"Yes, yes!" Ye Qingchen nodded quickly: "I know!"

"You?" Mo Bai and Ye Huangmo said in unison: "Do you remember your own name?"

"..." Ye Qingchen was deeply shocked: "I have intermittent amnesia, you have to understand me..."

"Trust you once." Mo Bai sighed, and he could only gamble that Ye Qingchen's intermittent amnesia would not attack at the wrong time...

After going around the underground vault again, Ye Qingchen finally brought them to the destination - the sewer.

Ye Huangmo frowned and covered her nose: "The secret way you mentioned is this sewer?"

"Yes!" Ye Qingchen nodded, "I didn't lead the wrong way!"

"Sure enough, dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes, and mice are born to burrow in the ground." Mo Bai gave a thumbs up: "Is your relative living here?"

Ye Qingchen glared at Mo Bai: "You are the mouse, your whole family is all mice!"

There is no dispute, Mo Bai and others must pass through this sewer if they want to leave here.If you look for another exit, you don't know if there is any, and you can't guarantee if you can find it, and you can't be sure if it is another sewer after you find it.

Don't say anything, let's go, let alone the sewer, even if it is a septic tank!

"The smell here is much more pleasant than that of the septic tank." Ye Qingchen said, "The only way out of this underground vault is not through the septic tank, just enjoy yourself."

Mo Bai was about to vomit: "What kind of fucking sewer is this, it smells so strong!"

Because the smell of the sewer was so ecstasy, several people didn't speak, holding their breath desperately.

Ye Qingchen opened the way ahead, and after going around for half an hour, Mo Bai and the others finally crawled out.

"Huh—" Several people breathed heavily, and then each vomited...

Mo Bai looked at the surrounding terrain, they should be in the suburbs not close to the Nanyan Pavilion...

"Let's go, go back to the Male Face Hall first." Mo Bai said: "Qing Yu and Jiang Jinyue should still be there."

Comrade Mo Bai didn't know that Qing Yu and Jiang Jinyue almost got on the one-way bus to hell.

"Okay." Ye Huangmo nodded, and Ye Qingchen put on his clothes and followed their footsteps.

The three of Mobai went to the store to buy a whole set of clothes, and entered the bathhouse under the disdainful eyes of the citizens of Lanjin.

So there was the fastest dick counterattack in human history - when he entered, he was a stinky little beggar, and when he came out, he was a suave young man.

After everything was settled, Mo Bai took Ye Huangmo and Ye Qingchen to walk around half of the place, and Lan Jindi chose gifts for Qing Yu.

"How about this belt?" Mo Bai held up a black belt.

"Too fancy!" Yehuangmo didn't even look at it.

The whole black belt shed tears silently.

"This jade pendant?"

"No, the quality of the jade is not very good."

The most expensive jade pendant in the store shed tears silently.

"Crown?"

"Qingyu hasn't lost her crown yet, why give her a crown?"

"dagger?"

"This dagger is so inferior that I'm too embarrassed to take it out!" Ye Qingchen shouted.

"Second." Yehuangmo nodded in agreement.

"Satin for hair?"

"Does the gift of hair rope on birthday mean that Qing Yu should hang himself quickly?" Ye Huangmo raised his eyebrows.

"Secondary." Ye Qingchen said hastily, "Then what do you want to give?" Mo Bai was speechless.

Ye Huang Mo Ye Qingchen pointed at a watch shop (probably selling hourglasses at that time) with his fingers.

"Send... the clock?"

Ye Huang Mo Ye Qingchen said in a tacit understanding: "Yes, to the end!"

Early death and early rebirth, this is their only blessing to their rivals.

"..." Mo Bai supported his forehead, and said quietly: "If you make trouble for me again, I will strip you naked and hang you on the tower!"

"..." The two little boys didn't dare to make trouble anymore.

So Mo Bai chose a sword tassel for Qing Yu, which was elegant and light, which fit Qing Yu's temperament very well.

Send Jiansui?Yehuangmo was unhappy, Xiaobai also gave him Jiansui—but he carried it on the painted bone fan.

Why is Qing Yu also Jian Sui?No, Jiansui cannot be given away.

"Xiaobai, I think silk and satin are better." Ye Huangmo pulled out a piece of white silk and satin, which was embroidered with green mountains and green waters, which was quite elegant.

"Really?" Mo Bai took the silk and satin: "Okay, that's all, boss, help me wrap it up and give it away!"

"Hey, good!" The boss responded, wrapped the silk and satin, and handed it to Mo Bai.

"Yehuangmo, pay." Mo Bai took the silk and left.

To pay for the birthday gift of the rival in love, try to find the shadow area of ​​Yehuangmo...

Mo Bai put the satin into her purse, and walked towards the Nanyan Pavilion, but all she saw was a bleak plaque, and the proprietress was sitting outside the Nanyan Pavilion in ragged clothes, with a sad face.

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