Hilarious Gongxue

Day two—

The sun is always scorching at noon in summer, Mo Bai and others set up explosives from Zishi, and they don’t return to the barracks until Yinshi, everyone sleeps at the end of the day, and at three o’clock in the morning, all the generals in the Lanjin army are all asleep. , and made a group of soldiers at a loss, thinking that all the generals were assassinated yesterday.

At noon, Mo Bai finally woke up from hunger.

Yehuangmo and the others had almost woken up, so the undercover team discussed a plan to make everyone in Lengyan Pavilion eat shit. First of all, the explosives had been arranged, and it was only a matter of a vigorous fire that sent everyone in Lengyan Pavilion to a " Golden Road".For this reason, Mobai specially chose a name for this evil plan - [Golden Project].

I have to say, the name is very appropriate.

So now everything is ready, only the east wind is owed... oh no, a fire enough to burn Lengyan Pavilion from the outside to the toilet is owed.

For this reason, Bai Ziye shook his head anxiously, thinking desperately against the danger of the teenager's hair loss.

It would definitely not work to send someone to set fire inside Lengyan Pavilion. After all, Lengyan Pavilion is also a big gangster. It is estimated that the people sent in went in, but they were stuffed into the latrine by the people of Lengyan Pavilion to eat shit before they could find out where the toilet was.

It is even more unreliable to throw fire in the past. First, they are not Apollo, the sun god. It is not good to blatantly grab other people's jobs. Moreover, although the people in Lengyan Pavilion are a group of semi-literate people, they are definitely not mentally handicapped. Will watch the flames burn.

What should I do then?Bai Ziye's hair fell down one by one.

Mo Bai looked at Bai Ziye's frenzied appearance, and sighed faintly: "Ziye, have you lost sight of the world of mortals?"

"...Not yet." Bai Ziye said.

"Then go ahead, and tell me which temple you got your degree at that time, as your worldly master, I will definitely go and observe it." Mo Bai said: "Amitabha, how dare you rob my master! "

"..." What's the mess?

"Master, you have a way." Zhuge Yin said, not a question, but an affirmative sentence.

Upon hearing this, Bai Ziye immediately jumped up and hugged Mo Bai's thigh: "Master, saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda!"

Mo Bai rolled his eyes: "Archimedes, a great physicist, he will teach us how to do it."

"Where is Archimedes?" Bai Ziye said, "We'll go find him as soon as possible!"

"Bai Ziye, I heard that the position of prime minister in your family is hereditary?" Mo Bai suddenly changed the subject.

"Yes, yes." Bai Ziye was taken aback, what does this have to do with Archimedes?

Mo Bai slowly pulled out the dagger: "Then I'll send you to the west now, or else you'd be so stupid and become the prime minister, our great rivers and mountains of Lanjin might fall into the hands of the enemy..."

Bai Ziye let go of Mo Bai's leg like an electric shock: "Master, I was wrong!"

"Call out the entire battalion of sergeants and ask them to collect all the mirrors in the barracks and bring them to the main camp!" Mo Bai glanced at Bai Ziye, then turned to Zhuge Yin and ordered.

Zhuge Yin's eyes lit up: "Understood, Master."

Bai Ziye looked bewildered: "Understand what?"

Mo Baibai glanced at Bai Ziye: "They are also children in my Class A, why is there such a big gap between people!"

Bai Ziye felt wronged: "Master..."

"Xiaoye." Mo Bai said earnestly, "Do you know the difference between humans and pigs?"

"...Humans are born of people, and pigs are born of pigs?"

"Stupid." Mo Bai said: "The biggest difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, but humans will turn into pigs every now and then!"

"Master, I can tell, you are turning a corner and scolding me for being stupid." Bai Ziye murmured.

Mo Bai was shocked: "How did you hear that based on your IQ?!"

"..."

While Mo Bai was chatting with Bai Ziye, Zhuge Yin's work was also completed. There were a total of three mirrors, large and small, and they were the size of a palm.

"Wow, why is it so small?" Mo Bai said.

"If you have three mirrors, you can have fun secretly. Here are all male animals. Who will wear a mirror when they go into battle? This kind of person is either too bold or too thin." Jiang Jinyue heard Zhuge Yin talk about Mo Bai's plan , Immediately understood Mo Bai's intention, but to use mirrors to gather sunlight and shine it on Lengyan Pavilion, so at this moment, I was also a little worried that these mirrors would not be effective.

Mo Bai was speechless, these three fart mirrors were not enough to burn a toilet, let alone burn a latrine, it is estimated that standing with the mirror up until night would not be able to ignite a thatch.

The great physicist Archimedes did not tell Mo Bai what to do if there is no mirror in a place where there are only male animals.

Just when Mo Bai was at a loss, the ancient version of Archimedes appeared.

"Xiaobai!" Yehuangmo was still dressed in a red and white robe, with the sleeves rolled up, revealing two smooth and full forearms, shining like jade in the sun.

Mo Bai thinks Yehuangmo is so handsome today.

Because he was carrying two buckets of water in his hand.

Water, like a mirror, can reflect sunlight. Of course, using water is more dangerous. If you are not careful, you may burn your own threshold, but it is much better than nothing.

"Yehuangmo, well done!" Mo Bai excitedly ran over to help Yehuangmo carry water, with a look of blind worship.

Yehuangmo raised the corners of her lips: "Xiaobai, I have helped you a lot this time, you should reciprocate."

Mo Bai immediately put away his flattering face, and rolled his eyes: "I made the explosives, and I brought the water. What's the matter with you?"

"..." Comrade Yehuangmo quit immediately: "Isn't it good to cross the river and tear down the bridge?"

Mo Bai curled his lips: "Comrade Yehuangmo, the organization believes in you. How can you ask for anything in return for making a little contribution to the organization? You are violating the earnest teachings of the organization!"

"..." It's a good trick to turn against the customer, and it's a good way to cross the river and demolish the bridge with one hand.

"Comrades, let's start the golden plan!" Mo Bai excitedly filled water into the transparent film to make a model of a convex lens, then propped it up in front of the barracks with a bamboo pole, adjusted the angle, and you're done, now all you need to do is wait for the sun god to borrow Huo, give the people of Lengyan Pavilion an unforgettable summer memory.

The Sun God didn't care about the fact that Mo Bai and others wanted to steal his job, the summer sun was always hot.

Mo Bai climbed onto the roof and stared at a super umbrella, with all the members of the undercover team sitting beside him.

If only there was a bag of popcorn right now, Mobai is elated, and this will be this year's disastrously hilarious movie of the year.

The sunlight passed through the water bag and directly hit the Lengyan Pavilion, and after a quarter of an hour, it ignited.

Everyone in Lengyan Pavilion is probably still taking a nap, the smoke filled Lengyan Pavilion...

Finally, a quarter of an hour later, a terrified "water!" broke the tranquility of Lengyan Pavilion.Soon, people in Lengyan Pavilion brought water to put out the fire.

It's just that the explosives planted by Mo Bai didn't give everyone in Lengyan Pavilion time to put out the fire.

With the sound of an explosion, the air was filled with a smell similar to ammonia...

Several elders of Lengyan Pavilion were sleeping, when suddenly there was a loud noise, and they were thrown off together with the bed board...

Everyone in Lengyan Pavilion had yellow and white unidentified objects hanging on their heads, and their faces were blank.

They still don't understand why their toilet exploded...

So at this time, no one was in charge of fighting the fire, and they fled into the hall one after another to avoid being splashed all over by the flying stool outside.

Lengyan Pavilion was completely reduced to a septic tank. No one was killed in battle by the elders of Lengyan Pavilion.

This is really an epic disaster movie of the year, and of course, for Mobai's undercover team, it is an epic hilarious movie.

Leng Xiaoxiao was not in Lengyan Pavilion at this time, otherwise she would inevitably be sprayed with dung.

When Jin'er worked so hard to break out of the siege, and came to Leng Xiaoxiao with a stench and a miserable expression, Leng Xiaoxiao frowned and stepped back: "Jin'er, you fell into the toilet!" inside?"

Jin'er looked sad and angry, it wasn't that I fell into the toilet, it was the toilet that exploded!

So Jin'er recounted the heroic scene of flooding Lengyan Pavilion with excrement in a passionate tone, and scolded the workers who built the hut at the top of his voice, wishing to stuff them into the latrine to eat shit.

"It's not about the workers." Leng Xiaoxiao said, "It's the key to the sanctuary, and she's about to start rebelling."

Jin'er was terrified: "The key of the sanctuary?" They had been looking for the key for so long, and they thought she was an ordinary person with special blood. No one would have thought that she would turn around and attack Lengyan Pavilion.

Leng Xiaoxiao nodded: "I did a large-scale hunt before, not expecting to catch her, but forcing her to take action. There are only two possibilities for a person with this kind of bloodline to live from birth to the present. One is that she is especially good at fighting. The second is that she is very good at hiding, as long as she hides intentionally, no one can find her. Neither of these two points can be contended with, so I can only test which one she belongs to. If it is the first Of course, we have nothing to do, the Holy Dragon Pavilion is standing behind the key of the sanctuary. At that time, I could only put down my body to ask and steal it. If I can’t get it, I can only accompany Brother Fufeng to the Palace of the King of Hell for a while But if it is the second, no matter what method is used, I will let her come out by herself!"

"Then... what is the pavilion master's conclusion?" Jin'er asked.

Leng Xiaoxiao shook her head: "We searched extensively before, but she didn't show up. I thought she was the second type, but now it seems that she is neither!"

"Neither of the two?" Jin'er was puzzled, how could there be such a statement?There are at most two possibilities for the development of this thing. What you have to do is to conduct an experiment to see which of the two it is. After the experiment, you find that this thing has completely deviated from your track. If you are Newton, Galileo or Archimedes, you may discover the ordinary from the unusual, and thus draw a new theorem. With a little patience, you can still draw its Law, get a formula or something, so that future generations of students will cry for it.

But Leng Xiaoxiao was obviously not qualified.

"Yes, neither of the two." Leng Xiaoxiao said: "But since she has already launched a counterattack against me, Lengyan Pavilion, let's go ahead and see who has the last laugh."

Leng Xiaoxiao can't figure out the problem, and the semi-literate Jin'er can't figure it out either, but there is a famous saying: You don't need to know what others know, just follow others. [Note: This is Xuanzi, that is, the author's most reasonable words. Any similarity is pure nonsense. 】"Little." Liu Fufeng came out from the cabinet, dressed in white, although his complexion was not good, but he couldn't hide his peerless elegance.

"Brother Fufeng." Leng Xiaoxiao hurried over.

Liu Fufeng glanced at Jin'er, frowned slightly, and there was a hint of a smile in his eyes: "Jin'er, what you look like is the result of the Lanjin army stationed five miles away from Lengyan Pavilion recently?"

Although Jin'er has always disliked weak scholars, but now that the beauty smiles, Jin'er can't help but blush, and he hesitates: "Hui, Hui aunt, yes... yes."

Liu Fufeng smiled: "I didn't expect it to be you, Xiaobai."

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