Hilarious Gongxue

Chapter 54: How to make a dog leg


When Mo Bai found out the ins and outs of the matter, he sighed endlessly. It turned out that Qing Yu still had such a past.

"Little Bai, what are you thinking?" Ye Qingchen looked at Mo Bai who was propping his jaw.

"I was thinking, Qing Yu and I are both members of the royal family, so who is Yun Jin? His background must not be simple." Mo Bai said.

"I think, both of you are members of the royal family, so Hua Yuejing won't let you practice kung fu." Ye Qingchen analyzed: "There are very few people in the world who can match Yun Jin's kung fu. I think Hua Yuejing I have put a lot of thought into Yun Jin in this regard, I reckon he should come from Jiang Hu."

Mo Bai nodded: "It makes sense."

Ye Qingchen immediately opened a dyeing workshop, and said brightly: "That's natural, if you think about me..."

"Stop talking nonsense, today is the day to reveal the list, go and see if you are on the list?" Jiang Jinyue walked over, and walked out after feeling hot.

Shen Ming, who was hiding in the dark, looked at the hands that were holding each other, feeling extremely entangled.

The Master's Bone Painting Fan lost a hole when fighting against the Shadow Blood Knife, and now he is looking for the Tianxin Stone that was originally used to refine the Bone Painting Fan in the Protoss to repair the Bone Painting Fan.Before leaving, he told him to keep an eye on his wife, and no male animals were allowed within a radius of half a meter.

Even the extremely calm Shen Ming couldn't help asking: "What if it exceeds?"

Yehuang Mo smiled wantonly: "Cast."

"..."

So here comes the question, should he castrate Jiang Jinyue now?Madam will be angry if castrated, right?If the wife is angry, the master will be angry too, right?If the master is angry...

Shen Ming shuddered violently at the thought of this, and quickly stopped imagining, it was too scary, no, I'd better inform the master and ask...

In one fell swoop, he won the first place, the champion.

Mo Bai is a little excited, this is equivalent to the top scorer in the national college entrance examination, it is very face-lifting to say it.

Jiang Jinyue was Tanhua, Ye Qingchen...although he was at the end of the crane, luckily he finally passed the exam.

Mo Bai is 16 years old this year, if Fan Jin finds out, he will hit a wall.

Mo Bai happily took Ye Qingchen Jiang Jinyue to the Ministry of Officials to report, prepare a file, and then be recommended by the Minister of the Ministry of Officials to enter the court as an official.

By the way, today's black and white is men's clothing. In ancient times, it was an unwritten rule to not go to court with red makeup.Many people think that this is an act of belittling women, but it is not the case. The wisdom of the working people in ancient my country is still great.

Women are indeed not good at handling government affairs. Women are emotional animals. They often do things based on their own feelings, regardless of whether they are right or wrong.

Just like the Empress Dowager Cixi, when she took control of the government, she made the Qing Dynasty fly and completely defeated.

Of course, don’t jump out and argue with me that Wu Zetian is also the queen. I think it’s about Cixi. Wu Zetian’s reputation is much better than her, and she is also good at handling government affairs. However, Wu Zetian is different from Cixi. Cixi can only make troubles, but Wu Zetian can make things happen. .

Making troubles is different from making troubles. Those who can make troubles can make troubles, and they can also organize the country. Those who can make troubles can only make troubles, but they don’t know how to manage the country. Mo Bai belongs to the kind of people who can make troubles. As soon as Bai stepped into the gate of the Ministry of Officials, the Minister of the Ministry of Officials greeted him with a smile on his face: "Is this the number one scholar?"

Mo Bai nodded: "Yes, I am."

The Minister of the Ministry of Officials immediately put on the professional standard of the dog's leg: "What is the surname of the champion? I am the Minister of the Ministry of Officials, Wang Lian. It is an honor to meet the champion!"

Speaking of which, the position of Minister of the Ministry of Officials belongs to the second-rank senior official, but the person in front of him is the current number one scholar, who knows if he will become a high-ranking official like the chief assistant of the cabinet.Although the cabinet does not have any official positions, it is the department with the most power. In this era when the emperor is not in charge, the chief assistant of the cabinet is equivalent to the emperor.

This is officialdom.

You have been promoted, and everyone will step over the threshold to congratulate you. There are a lot of gifts, and they are all rare treasures.

But if you fall into the well, I'm sorry, if you don't throw stones at you, you still have a conscience.

Mo Bai curled his lips: "Master Shangshu, please tell me if you have anything to do. I'm still a small person with no official position, and I may not have a bright future in the future. You don't have to be like this, Lord Shangshu."

The face of the Minister of the Ministry of Officials sank, and he immediately returned to normal: "What did Zhuangyuan Lang say? The article, no, I want to meet Mr. Zhuangyuan Lang!"

Mo Bai nodded: "Then you take me there."

"Zhuangyuan Lang, come with me." The Minister of the Ministry of Officials led the way, Mo Bai and Jiang Jinyue exchanged glances, and then followed.

The official secretary's eyes darkened a little, black and white, you will soon pay the price for your arrogance.

The position of Taifu is from a first-rank official position, which is one level higher than Shangshu, so it can be said that he is a unique person. To be favored by Taifu will be a great help to Mo Bai.

Mo Bai looked at the gray-haired old man in front of him, and silently wiped away his bitter tears. She really deserves to be the grand tutor, she really belongs to her great-grandfather's generation... If she can reach the position of grand tutor at this age, don't worry. He said that he helped Feng Qingyu fight for the throne, and it would be good if he could guarantee that he would die behind the emperor.

"Hahahaha, are you Mobai?" Master Taifu said.

"Exactly." Mo Bai nodded slightly.

The Grand Tutor looked at Mo Bai excitedly, nodded frequently, and then began to untie his belt...

Don't get me wrong, Mr. Taifu didn't mean to be a hooligan. At that time, Taifu's belt was not just for fun.In ancient times, officials were also very particular about wearing their trouser belts, and if they were worn wrong, they would be fatal.

The top trouser belt is called a jade belt. Only the emperor and the chief minister of the cabinet are eligible to wear a jade belt, and a first-rank official like Taifu can only wear a rhinoceros belt.

The Tai Tuo untied his trouser belt, and said to Mo Bai: "With your literary talents, your future is limitless. Maybe your official position will be greater than mine in the future. Now I give you this rhinoceros belt, because I want to give it to you." You work hard, and one day you can stand at the top!"

Mo Bai took the waistband from Tai Tuo's hand in a daze, she didn't react for a while, but she knew one thing, that is, she had an extra waistband that she didn't need.

Ye Qingchen leaned over: "Master Taifu, do you have a belt for me? My future is boundless!"

The Taifu silently glanced at Ye Qingchen, and coughed twice in embarrassment: "I have always loved talent, and today I saw younger brother Mo's article, which is brilliant in writing, so I couldn't help but give little brother Mo some things, and I don't have a second rhinoceros For you……"

Ye Qingchen pursed his lips when he heard the words: "You are treating them differently!"

Mr. Taifu glanced at the two teenagers following behind Mo Bai, his eyes changed slightly, these three young people, I am afraid it will not be too simple, but the scene of the smog in the court can only be left by these young people. Come to support...

"Little brother Mo, if that's the case, the old man will leave." Taifu smiled slightly: "Farewell, I hope that when I see little brother Mo next time, I will already be wearing an official uniform."

"Thank you." Mo Bai smiled slightly, sent away the young Fu who had untied his belt, and took Jiang Jinyue and Ye Qingchen to report to the Ministry of Officials.

Three days later, Mo Bai and the others took office.

Mo Bai is a minister of the third rank, the left servant of the official department, and Jiang Jinyue Ye Qingchen is a junior editor of the seventh rank. It seems that the grand master really wants to support Mo Bai.

In the early court, Mo Bai, Ye Qingchen, Jiang Jinyue and others saw Feng Qingyu who hadn't seen for many days.

Feng Qingyu saw Mo Bai hidden in the crowd, her eyes froze.

Why is Xiaobai here?

No matter how Mo Bai got here, it's best to pretend not to know him now. My side is weak and dangerous, and I have to keep my head on the waistband all the time. The princely party will retaliate against her when the time comes, Mo Bai, a small official who has just entered the government and the opposition, how can he be the opponent of those people!

Feng Qingyu thought so, but Mo Bai didn't think so.

Mo Bai ran over generously, and greeted Feng Qingyu: "This is the Seventeenth Prince, right? I have always heard that the Seventeenth Prince has beautiful features and looks like a fairy. Seeing him today, he really lives up to his reputation!"

Feng Qingyu was stunned for a moment, looking at the familiar woman in men's clothes, she was slightly absent-minded.

"Prince Seventeen?" A man in purple official uniform came over next to him, with silver hair, bright eyes, and determination in his eyes: "The Seventeenth Prince looks at Mo Shilang like this, could it be that the Seventeenth Prince has a personal relationship with Mo Shilang? "

Mo Bai's eyes lit up when he saw the old man say this, as if she was a golden pig's head.

This is understandable, this lord is the number one spokesperson of the Seventeenth Prince's Party, Minister of Rites Wu Yao, Lord Wu, now that the Seventeenth Prince has just returned to the court, he doesn't have much power to compete with the First Prince, so he can only bear the humiliation and live a happy life That suffocation.

But this champion who was already a third-rank servant just after he entered the court was personally supported by the Taifu lord. If Mo Bai was pulled into their camp, then the Taifu lord would belong to their camp, one third-rank, one from the first-rank , is definitely a big help.

But the seventeenth prince gave him a very disappointing answer: "No, this prince doesn't know her."

Mo Bai curled his lips into a smile: "The lower official comes from a humble background, so naturally he doesn't know people like the Seventeenth Prince."

Feng Qingyu frowned, why did he feel that this sentence was a bit angry?

Mo Bai smiled slightly, took his farewell, turned around, walked to his seat and stood up.

Feng Qingyu glanced at Mo Bai anxiously, Mo Bai winked at him behind the crowd's back.

Feng Qingyu let out a sigh of relief, as expected, Xiaobai was smart.

Dodging and dodging is even more suspicious. Such a generous communication will make the group of people suspicious and unpredictable.

Mo Bai stood there waiting for the emperor to come to the morning court, but in the end he waited left and right, first and second, his legs were almost useless, and there was no sign of Emperor Feng Qing.

I pulled the officials next to me and asked for a while, so I found out that the emperor didn't go to the early court 300 years ago, and the alchemy furnace couldn't even see it, so he went to the early court?Are you responsible for Lao Tzu's inability to live forever?

Mo Bai was speechless: "Then what are we guys doing standing here? Isn't it too long to go through the motions? Are you waiting for the emperor to give you lunch here?"

The official glanced at Mo Bai cryptically: "We are not waiting for the emperor, but Lord Shoufu."

"Master Shoufu?" Mo Bai was taken aback. She knew that the chief minister of the cabinet was the biggest official in the whole country (except the emperor, of course). He was the only one besides the emperor.Why, now that the emperor doesn't care about things, he wants the chief minister of the cabinet to go to court early?

"Why didn't Master Shoufu come?" Mo Bai asked again: "Even if you fell into the latrine, you will get up now?"

"Don't talk nonsense!" The official reprimanded sternly: "Why did Mr. Shoufu fall into the latrine?"

"Why can't Master Shoufu fall into the latrine?" Mo Bai looked innocent.

"Because that's Lord Shoufu!" The official looked serious.

"Sir Chief Assistant, can't you fall into the latrine?" Mo Bai still looked confused, "No!" The official's neck turned red.

"Why not?" Mo Bai blinked cutely.

"If you can't, you can't!" Well, it's red to the ears.

"Why can't you just can't?" Mo Bai continued to ask, she ranked second in stalking skills, and Yehuangmo was first.

"You!" The official was about to reprimand a few times, when there was a burst of laughter outside the hall: "Hahaha, I'm sorry for keeping you adults waiting for a long time, I'm so sorry!"

Mo Bai rolled his eyes, and muttered in a low voice: "I'm sorry, but I have to show my sincerity, and I don't invite lunch."

Jiang Jinyue cast a speechless glance at Mo Bai, Ye Qingchen, the seventh-rank editor, was already dozing off by the side.

"This is Mr. Shoufu, Mr. Xu Shian." The officials next to him whispered to Mobai.

Mo Bai took a look at the famous chief assistant. His silver hair was tied back like a needle, and he was wearing a bright red official uniform. It seemed that the old man's face was rosy, and his complexion was even better than Mo Bai's.

This is the Lord Shoufu who is in power now. The emperor doesn't care about things. This Lord Shoufu is not the master of peace. He is very happy with corruption. The revolutionary ideas are somewhat similar: you are the one who suffers and not me, I care whether you live or die?

It can be called Fengqing's most treacherous official.

This Fengqing's most treacherous official not only has a high position and authority, but also has a poor IQ. He was promoted to the position of chief assistant entirely by pleasing the emperor.He accompanied the emperor in alchemy, teased the emperor when he was bored, guarded the emperor's latrine, squatted when the emperor ate, enjoyed himself when the emperor was comfortable, and waited on the emperor when he was uncomfortable. In a word, the emperor's business is my business. The emperor is my own father, I will do whatever the emperor likes, I will never shit if the emperor asks me to eat, and I will never wake up if the emperor asks me to sleep.

What a professional dog leg.

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