Hilarious Gongxue

"Oh, brother, I see that your house is green. Your house has been afforested recently, isn't it?" In Fengqing Shiweixian, a one-eyed man with a "magic fortune" flag in his hand looked at the displeased Ye Huangmo, Immediately leaned forward and said: "How about it, little brother, how about I make a fortune for you?"

Ye Huangmo sneered twice: "I have also learned some fortune-telling skills, and I am also a little proficient in the stars in the sky and Fengshui in the world. Otherwise, I will give you a fortune-telling?"

The one-eyed uncle secretly thought that it was not good, this is meeting a colleague!Then he looked at Yehuangmo's whole body: he was dressed gorgeously, had a good hairstyle, and had a noble temperament. He should be the rich young master of that rich family, and he must be trying to play tricks on him.

That's fine, after a while the young man figured it out, and if he made things difficult for him, he could earn some fame.

So he asked: "Then little brother, do the math for me, how long can I live?"

Yehuangmo raised her eyebrows: "Put your hands up."

The one-eyed uncle obediently spread his hand in front of Yehuangmo.

Ye Huangmo glanced at him while drinking tea: "Oh, this one-eyed comrade, good luck to you!"

The one-eyed uncle sneered twice, and said, "Really, brother, how long do you think I can live?"

"Tsk." Ye Huangmo was shocked, and the onlookers stopped to watch this erratic fortune-telling operation.

"How about it, you said it!" Someone around began to boo: "Don't be ignorant, just talk nonsense!"

The one-eyed uncle was also somewhat complacent: "I said young people, it's understandable that I haven't seen anything in the world. When I'm your age..."

"Tsk, Uncle One-Eyed, do you really want me to tell you?" Ye Huangmo frowned: "The so-called secrets must not be revealed..."

"Just say what you want. If something happens, I, Liu Banxian, will stand in your way!" The one-eyed Liu Banxian patted his chest. Naturally, he knew that there was no such thing as divine punishment, otherwise he would have been turned into a pile of ashes by lightning for so many years and sent to the The farm is used as fertilizer.

"You are lucky, sir!" Yehuangmo said seriously and slowly, "You can live till you die!"

"..." The audience was silent.

It seems to make sense, but there seems to be something wrong?

Ye Huangmo raised her eyebrows: "I'm done with the calculations, old man, do you want to pay for some tea?"

The one-eyed uncle's eyes were about to burst: "You, you, you talked nonsense and you still want to cheat my old man's money?!"

"Don't you, old man, make money by talking nonsense?" Ye Huangmo looked puzzled.

"I..." The one-eyed uncle was so angry that he almost spat out blood: "I'm spying on the sky! I'm going to lose my life, how can it be just the tea fee?!"

"Oh..." Yehuang Mo nodded slowly, with a face that I understood you: "This is embarrassing, old man, I may have some insights into your pretending—"

The one-eyed man smashed a silver coin on the table with a snap: "Go! Go! Go! Go! If you don't go, I will go!"

Ye Huangmo still looked at a loss: "Why should I leave? We are having an academic discussion, and we want to learn from each other's strengths, isn't it..."

The one-eyed uncle angrily dropped the purse and left.

"..."

Shen Ming was speechless, the master has been in Fengqing for many days, and he didn't go to see his wife, just wandering around here in Fengqing, as if he was on a trip.

"Master, I think if you don't go to see Madam, then the title of the Young Master Madam of our Protoss might have to change the subject..." Shen Ming was very anxious.

Yehuangmo picked up the teacup: "Shen Ming, does Madam know about my coming to Fengqing?"

"According to what you mean, you should already know." Shen Ming replied.

Yehuang Mo gave a pause: "You also know that I am eating the fairy?"

"According to what you mean, I should know." Shen Ming began to cover his face.

"Do you know what room I'm in?"

"According to what you mean, Madam knows every hair on your body like the back of the palm of your hand." Shen Ming had already burst into tears.

Ye Huang Mo smashed the teacup on the table angrily: "Then tell me, why didn't she come to me!"

"..." Where do I know where to go!

"Is that little white face prettier than me?!"

"...Not really, it's just a monstrous face." Shen Ming recalled Xu Jingfeng's face: "It can be regarded as a first-class appearance."

Yehuangmo narrowed his eyes: "Shen Ming, how is that little boy's kung fu?"

"Anyway, I can't beat it."

"Do you have any peerless masters with you?"

"He is a peerless master himself, what peerless master is he bringing with him, isn't he an undefeated man?"

"Alright, Shen Ming, help me find out if the sulfuric acid I refined last time is still there..."

"..."

"I'm going to kill that little boy!"

"Master, you'd better go find your wife as a girl, with your good looks, don't talk about sex~ seduction or something, show your shoulders a little, kiss a small mouth, last...cough cough, drive Xu Bailian away too It's over!" Shen Ming cried with a sad face.

"I seem to be someone who can seduce~?"

"Master, do you still have the face to say that?"

"..."

On this side, Yehuangmo looked resentful and plotted to cause Xu Jingfeng to die by accident, but Mo Bai was already busy on the other side, because Xu Jingfeng attacked Li Xiao.

As usual, Li Xiao, like Comrade Feng Qing, said that he hoped to strengthen the armament and restore Hetao.But Comrade Feng Qing waved his hand and refused.

You must know that Comrade Feng Qing has always been a lover of peace. This Taoist emperor is a person who does not like to cause trouble. His wishes are very simple. Just live a few more years.

If the recovery of the territory goes smoothly, it is good, but if it does not go well, if the battle is defeated, it will be troublesome, the soldiers will be lost, and the battle report must be read every day, food must be transported, soldiers must be recruited, and countermeasures must be discussed. .

In a word, his popularity is only three points. From the 4th minute onwards, anyone who dares to interfere with his private life will become his hindrance.

Li Xiao is that person.

Li Xiao is also a stubborn person. Now that the war has started, how can he win if he doesn't fight seriously?Are you waiting for your god to give you an elixir of life?

So he started arguing with the emperor, and when the two sides were at loggerheads, Xu Shi'an finally spoke up: "Recovering the Hetao must not be done!"

Then he stated the reasons for his opposition in a big way, from armaments to logistics, every word was spoken to Comrade Feng Qing's heart, and he nodded repeatedly.

But Li Xiao next to him didn't notice this, and his anger had gone to his head. He accused Xu Shi'an loudly: "Since you don't agree to take back the Hetao, why didn't you say it when the memorial was handed to you?! Now the battle is over. You just stood up to oppose it after the fight, what is your intention?!"

Li Xiao was angry. After all, he is a cultured person, and he has a good level of swearing. He has never lost in swearing before. He thought this time would be no exception, but he was wrong.

His opponent this time is not Xu Shi'an, nor Xu Jingfeng, but the Emperor.

Comrade Feng Qing recalled that the Taifu advocated the recovery of Hetao from the very beginning. In his eyes, this was a stumbling block that hindered his private life, and it was already a heinous crime.

He roared angrily: "Is it true that the teacher is famous for being a thief today? If the soldiers have more than enough food and fruit, is success inevitable? What's the point of saying nothing, like the people's livelihood being poisoned?"

This probably means that I also want to regain the Hetao, but I can't help it, I don't have the ability, the treasury is not enough, and the soldiers can't eat enough, how can I fight?

Of course, this is the literal meaning, and the deeper meaning is simpler: I am the emperor, and I will fight if I say no, and you, Li Xiao, dare to make trouble for me, do you still want your head?

Li Xiao was stunned, he didn't know why the emperor suddenly got angry, but he knew one thing, that was that he was about to fall.

In a rage, Emperor Feng Qing fired Li Xiao from his post and drove him back to his hometown to farm.

Just when Li Xiao was disheartened and packed up his things and went home to sell sweet potatoes, a memorial was handed to Comrade Feng Qing, and it was this memorial that killed Li Xiao.

This memorial was sent in haste from the Hetao area. It listed a bunch of corruption and false reports of the war situation when General Zhao Miao was in power, but these are not the key points.

There is no one else in this valet except Li Xiao.

This is a big deal, one is a general in the battlefield, and the other is a first-rank Taifu in the court. If these two people have any relationship in private, they will be charged with decapitation—seeking to usurp the throne.

This is really wronged. Although Li Xiao advocates regaining the Hetao, it is entirely out of love for the motherland's territory.

Li Xiao was wronged, and Zhao Miao was even more wronged. This brother fought outside the Great Wall all year round, and his son had never met him a few times, let alone Li Xiao.

Li Xiao, you didn't kill your brother, but he died because of you.

Comrade Feng Qing changed his mind at that time: "Where is Li Xiao? Chase him back!"

When the guards caught up with Li Xiao, the weather-beaten old man just asked with a wry smile, "What is my crime?"

When the guard told Li Xiao those four words, Li Xiao also took a breath: "Xu Shi'an, he wants me to die!"

So Li Xiao was chased back and sent to prison together with the kidnapped general Zhao Miao.

Choose a day and ask to be killed.

One is an upright and selfless virtuous official who is sincerely serving the country, and the other is a general who fought bloody and defended his home and country, but because of a single sentence, his head fell to the ground.

At the same time, Mo Bai was as stable as Mount Tai in the Mo House. She knew that she couldn't save Li Xiao. Li Xiao, who had been kind to her, had fallen, and the only one who could save him was Xu Jingfeng.

And the only person who won't save him is Xu Jingfeng.

Feng Qingyu also encountered some things, Dali Siqing is Xu Jingfeng's person, now it's all right, Chen Fu, Li Xiao and Zhao Miao are all folded into it.

If classmate Xu stepped up, maybe Master Chen, Li Taifu, and General Zhao's funeral could be held together.

Mo Bai watched groups of troops go to Li Taifu's house to raid the house, except for a few treasures bestowed by the emperor, there was nothing of value.

Mo Bai looked at all this coldly, and also looked at those ministers who stood up to speak for Mrs. Li, they were either deducted from their wages, punished, or demoted, but she didn't move, she just kept silent Looking at them, looking at everything in the court, seeing Xu Shi'an still greeted cheerfully, seeing Xu Jingfeng still joking without scruples.

Those speech officials were demoted, and they dared not speak for Li Taifu anymore.But Yanguan's salivary glands are very developed, this time, they aimed at Mobai.

The overwhelming memorial scolded her for being treacherous and wolf-hearted. Mrs. Li was kind to her, but at the critical moment, she was greedy for life and afraid of death, and dared not even say a word.

Xu Jingfeng intervened, threw away all these memorials, and even arrested and beat all those who submitted the memorials.

No one dared to make trouble now, but everyone had reached a consensus: Mr. Mo was under the protection of Xu Jingfeng, even if he offended the emperor, he should not offend Mr. Mo.

Mo Bai smiled wryly, Xu Jingfeng's action was just to achieve this goal, to make people in the Thirteenth Prince's Party think that she belonged to Xu Jingfeng, even if she wanted to join the Thirteenth Prince's Party, the people there would Always suspected her.

But Mo Bai didn't say anything, let alone stand up to stop Xu Jingfeng's behavior.

Have you forgotten, Mo Bai, have you forgotten Taifu Li's kindness to you, and Chen Fu's passion and generosity?

No, I haven't forgotten, not for a moment.One day, I will avenge them, but not now.

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