Hilarious Gongxue

"Hi everyone, this is the most powerful country, Lan Jin Empire, one of the three kingdoms of the Liuyan Continent. Now I will broadcast to you the scene of the Nth monthly assessment of Lan Jin. After the failure of teams B, C and D, the strongest team—A The Ban Qihua team has already embarked on the field of their life..." The fresh voice was joking: "Let our resident Yun Jin analyze the current battle situation for you."

Yunjin covers her face, Xiao Baier, you have a regular decline in IQ, let's talk about it when you go back, Shenglongge will reimburse the medical expenses, don't give up the treatment...

The strange team was wearing camouflage and hiding in the jungle. Holding a small Zhuge Liannu in their hands, they flew quickly among the trees, looking for the most suitable ambush location.

Soon, the five members of the Qihua team dispersed and surrounded the enemy's camp in the center.

Bai Ziye stretched out his hand and made a gesture, and Mo Bai knew that it meant preparation.

The other four people responded with gestures without making a sound, and all the conversations were made in silent gestures.

Appreciation flashed across Ye Hancheng's eyes. The first three teams only knew how to attack but didn't know how to outwit them. In comparison, the performance of the strange team in Class A was no longer an assessment, it was a real battlefield.

Bai Ziye shot out the first arrow feather, and it hit perfectly, but the place where it hit...was not very good...

The Yulin army who was shot looked at his crotch in despair, lost his children and grandchildren? !

"Damn it!" Mo Bai exclaimed, "This kid is so ruthless!"

Yun Jin grinned, her small white teeth gleaming coldly in the sun: "Nonsense, otherwise what do you think they are doing these days?"

"It's so vicious, I like it." Ye Huangmo curled her lips and gave Yun Jin a thumbs up: "It really is non-toxic and not a husband!"

Ye Hancheng's face turned dark, he stood up abruptly, grabbed Mo Bai's collar and shouted, "Don't tell me that arrow feather is real!"

Mo Bai covered his ears, blinked his eyes: "Of course the arrow feathers are real, they are the Royal Forest Army, and they are not frightened birds, who can be scared to the ground with just a string?"

"Mobai!" Ye Hancheng was furious: "That's my people! My imperial army! If you hurt them, no one can protect you!"

Yehuangmo frowned, and pulled Mo Bai away from Yehan City: "Your Majesty, those arrow feathers have been tampered with by Xiaobai, at most they have some anesthesia effect, so they can't die."

Ye Hancheng breathed a sigh of relief: "But she just said that the arrow feathers are real!"

"The arrow feathers are indeed real, are there still fake arrow feathers?" Mo Bai rolled his eyes.

"...That's because I didn't ask clearly? Huh?" Ye Hancheng laughed angrily: "Mo Bai, bullying the emperor is a serious crime..."

"I answered the truth, I did not deceive the emperor, there is nothing wrong with inflicting a crime on me!" Mo Bai retorted.

"You still know why there is nothing wrong with wanting to commit a crime? Huh? This Gongxue Shaofu is not bad?" Ye Hancheng's chest was blocked by her.

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your compliment. Your affirmation is the motivation for us to persevere." Mo Bai nodded.

"Do you think I'm praising you!"

"No, I thought the emperor was praising me, not my mother!"

"..." Lan Jin's young emperor, Ye Hancheng, died.

"I think the emperor is going to die soon, so hurry up and send him to a brothel..." Yun Jin looked worried, it seems that we, in the mind of the self-proclaimed pure young Comrade Yun Jin, a brothel is a good place to cure diseases and strengthen the body without diseases. !

"Yunjin, you are confused. Your Majesty, this is a manifestation of kidney deficiency. How can you send it to a brothel?" Mo Bai looked at Yunjin with a look of reprimand but praise.

Ye Hancheng gritted his teeth: "I have no kidney deficiency!"

"Deficiency of qi and blood is not the cause of kidney deficiency. I don't even believe it. The emperor has to be cured if he is sick. If he is not cured, he will be afraid..." Mo Bai ran the train with his mouth full.

Ye Hancheng decided not to speak, because it would not be good for him to continue talking, and it would not be a problem if he got mad at you for a myocardial infarction if he was not sick.

With Bai Ziye leading the charge, Zhuge Yin also shot two arrow feathers out, and two more people from the Imperial Forest Army fell down with pale faces, and the entire enemy camp was panicked.

I'm just doing an assessment, but if it's necessary, are they all disabled?Is this a student?This is a crazy harvester!Cruel and ruthless harvest their happiness for the rest of their lives!

All the imperial guards surrendered and covered their crotches with their hands, shouting: "I surrender, I surrender! Fuck, let my little brother go!"

The Qihua team inexplicably received the Zhuge Liannu, and Bai Ziye said to the camp: "Why surrender?"

All the imperial guards are in tears, you f*cked at our little brother, can I not surrender?

"Are you really going to surrender?" Zhuge Yin frowned. In his opinion, although they had the upper hand, the other party would not be at a dead end to surrender.

"Master, we really surrender. We have something to discuss. Let's put down the arrows and crossbows first? Don't cause accidental injuries..." The leading Imperial Forest Army was about to cry. His mother has been an Imperial Forest Army for so many years. A daughter-in-law!

"Well, put down your weapon and put your hands behind your back!" Bai Ziye decided to accept the enemy's surrender - although he couldn't figure out why they surrendered.But anyway, they still have arrow feathers now. To be honest, their arrow feathers are not enough. The Zhuge Liannu can only hold up to five arrow feathers. They only have 25 arrow feathers in total. They originally wanted to use them up. Arrow feathers had no choice but to go up and fight hand-to-hand. Unexpectedly, they only used three arrow feathers to get it done. What a pleasant surprise.

This incident tells us a truth, believe in Shaofu, you will have eternal life, Amitabha, Hallelujah...

The strange flower team of Class A created a miracle. In less than a quarter of an hour, with three arrow feathers, they brought down thirty imperial guards.This is the highest level of Sun Tzu's Art of War, which is to subdue others without fighting.

But Ye Hancheng is very conflicted, he now has two choices - to praise the wonderful team of Class A or to criticize severely.

In terms of praise, the way they won the victory is really unspeakable. You can't say that you shot through three little brothers of the Imperial Forest Army. You did a good job or something?

If they are severely criticized, they have indeed won, but it seems unreasonable to be criticized if they win...

"Your Majesty, you look as if you are constipated. Are you thinking about rewards or punishments?" Mo Bai approached Ye Hancheng, his Yingying eyes shone like stars, and Ye Hancheng's heart beat inexplicably. quick.

"Yes, yes." Ye Hancheng replied blankly.

"Does this still need to be considered? Your fighters won the battle, but you are worried that they won the battle? What if the victory was not fought? After all, they won. "36 Strategies" are all bad moves. When you fight, don't you Are you also proud of being proficient in "36 Strategies"?" Mo Bai blinked.

Ye Hancheng was stunned, and said: "Young Master Mo, what you said is very reasonable. When dealing with enemies, they should be swept away like autumn leaves! Lan Jin's compassion should be left to his relatives!"

Mo Bai giggled: "Little boy, you have spoken out what Comrade Lei Feng said, you are really expected to inherit the great spirit of Comrade Lei Feng!"

Ye Hancheng looked at Mo Bai, slightly pursed his lips, and smiled so confoundingly.For some reason, seeing her smiling so heartily, I also wanted to smile along with her, the feeling of smiling...not bad.

Qingyu is complaining, this love rival has not been dealt with, that love rival is here again, and they are all guys who look as good as him, life is so troublesome... let him have a bottle of 82-year-old boiled water to calm down.

"Ai~ The road to love is bumpy and hard to extricate yourself~" Yun Jin walked past Qing Yu humming a song.

"..." Qing Yu silently watched Yun Jin go away, the teacup in his hand couldn't hold back after all...

"Yaoshou! Shi Qingyu, why are you hitting me with tea leaves! I'm allergic to this stuff!" Yun Jin screamed, her face was covered in tea leaves, and she looked in a mess, but Yun Jin knew that she was even more in a mess. The matter is still behind——Yun Jin's face suddenly turned pale, her lips turned purple, her legs kicked, and she fainted.

"Qingyu, you don't know that Yunjin is allergic to tea, do you?" Mo Bai rubbed his forehead.

"I'm sorry I forgot." Qing Yu dropped this sentence, turned around and left without even looking at Yun Jin.

"Ziye, come quickly and help your assistant teacher Yun back, remember to help him wipe his face with a hot towel." Mo Bai turned his head and called to Bai Ziye.

"Good Mr. Mo!" Bai Ziye was covered in sweat, and his camouflage uniform was covered with mud.

"What the hell are you doing? It's just a fight, why do you look like a lost boy who was escorted to dig a coal mine in the Great West?" Mo Bai said in surprise.

"Hey, it's the first time, so I'm inevitably nervous." Bai Ziye scratched his head.

"First time? What first time?" Shao Teng leaned over, and the young man with martial arts talent became an eighth-wife expert: "Isn't it Bai Ziye, you and Mo Shaofu have reached this point?"

"Get out, put away your dirty thoughts!" Bai Ziye gave Shao Teng an angry look.

"By the way, Bai Ziye, we are the only team that killed the base camp this time. Shall we have a celebration party?" Shao Teng asked.

"I can't make up my mind. The one who helped us pass this assessment is Mo Shaofu. You have to ask him." Bai Ziye said.

Mo Bai waved his hand: "You guys won the assessment, I can't make the decision."

Shao Teng was delighted when he heard it: "Okay, okay, you can't make the decisions, I make the decisions, Gongxue Class A's celebration banquet, see you at the Taoyuan Residence tonight! Master Shao has packed the venue and waited!"

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