Hilarious Gongxue

The three of Mo Bai and Ye Qingchen went to the morning court, and the case of Baili Zhangchen was temporarily suppressed, and Mo Bai also relaxed a little.

So Ye Qingchen said: "Feng Ming hasn't been to Mo Mansion for a long time, I'm going to drink with him, will you go?"

Jiang Jinyue lowered her head and sighed: "There is a beautiful woman who never forgets when she sees her, and who never sees her again, who misses her like crazy..."

The illiterate Ye Qingchen said he didn't understand: "Good poems are good poems, but what does this mean?"

Mo Bai said solemnly: "I guess he may be implicitly expressing some secret love between you and Feng Ming!"

Jiang Jinyue nodded and sighed, "The one who knows me is Xiaobai."

Ye Qingchen gritted his teeth and rushed forward, insisting on a real-life PK with Jiang Jinyue to prove his innocence.

Then the three of them staggered towards the Fifteenth Prince's Mansion.

Along the way, Ye Qingchen told them with a serious expression: "I'm really straight!"

"Really?" Mo Bai raised his eyebrows: "How straight is it?"

"It's really straight! Straighter than Dinghaishenzhen!" Ye Qingchen gave a serious and firm explanation for his sexual orientation.

"..."

On the other side, Shen Ming came to the Xu Mansion with his master's order.

Xu Jingfeng squinted his eyes, and was sitting under the peach tree tasting tea. At the end of spring and early summer, some buds formed on the peach tree, and some flowers could not wait to bloom. Although the peach blossoms were not flying, they were quite artistic. .

Of course, the artistic conception was before Shen Ming appeared.

Let's zoom back to the camera, Xu Jingfeng is sitting under the peach tree drinking tea, his eyes are slightly blurred, he doesn't know what he is thinking.

But Shen Ming was not interested in knowing what Xu Jingfeng was thinking, so he turned over and jumped onto the peach tree above Xu Jingfeng's head, and then hung upside down in front of Xu Jingfeng. Jingfeng's handsome face is a little close... Well, it's very close, beyond the "safe distance range for boys to date" kind of closeness.

Shen Ming almost didn't cry out.

Damn, it's a shame for a mistake, if he is misunderstood or something, he can basically go back and buy a coffin.

Surprisingly, Xu Jingfeng was not frightened, but his slightly blurred eyes regained clarity in an instant, his lips curled up into a smile, and he stepped out of the "safe range for boys' interaction" without a trace, before he began to speak: "Sorry, The bottom is straight."

...Sure enough, I was misunderstood.

Shen Ming coughed twice in embarrassment, thinking that the youthful and frivolous words about going home to buy a coffin just now did not happen: "What, our master treats you to breakfast."

Xu Jingfeng took a sip of his tea lightly: "Don't worry, Mo Shizi, I've already eaten."

Shen Ming was startled: "Have you eaten?"

Xu Jingfeng nodded slightly, and said with great regret and shame: "So Mr. Shen may have made this trip in vain."

Shen Ming touched his nose: "It's okay, you can have lunch."

Xu Jingfeng looked up at the sky, and the breeze was gentle: "It seems that it's not time for lunch yet?"

Shen Ming deeply felt that it was so troublesome to invite someone?So he turned over and stood in front of Xu Jingfeng: "Madam asked me to treat you to lunch."

Originally thought that Xu Jingfeng should have raised his eyebrows in disapproval for such a clumsy lie and then refused without hesitation, so he didn't expect Xu Jingfeng to agree, he just wanted to give Xu Jingfeng a shock by saying this.

But Xu Jingfeng stood up slowly: "How can I refuse an invitation from a beauty? Let's go."

"..." How determined is this poaching to believe everything about Mo Bai without distinction?

Shen Ming walked behind Xu Jingfeng, and tricked Xu Jingfeng into the food fairy in a very simple and rude way that ordinary people could not understand.

Xu Jingfeng looked at the sign on the top of his head: "It turns out that Master Cifu usually eats lunch here. It's really a big deal."

"..." If you know I'm cheating, don't you pretend?With your talent, why did you come to mess with the officialdom?The theater is your heaven, right?

Xu Jingfeng suddenly laughed twice in a good mood, and walked in.

"You look happy?" Shen Ming followed Xu Jingfeng.

"Not bad." Xu Jingfeng replied in a good mood.

"But Madam is not here." Shen Ming decided to reveal this cruel and true information to Xu Jingfeng.

"I know."

"Knowing that you are still smiling so happily? Is it our master that you really covet?"

"..." Xu Jingfeng felt that the brains of the people around Xiaobai could be used to make up for the sky, so he ignored Shen Ming and walked straight to the second floor. I don't know what kind of mood Mo Shizi is in Who came to see him?Well, I should be able to barely be regarded as a rival in love, right?

Shen Ming took Xu Jingfeng's silence as acquiescence, and after realizing that he seemed to know something important, he said seriously: "It's okay, it's a beast!"

"..." Xu Jingfeng paused when he went upstairs, turned his head and looked at Shen Ming speechlessly: "Don't have too much brain, I heard that people with too much brain die earlier."

"Do you think I haven't been to elementary school?" Shen Ming raised his eyebrows in disdain: "If this is the case, Madam would have died countless times!"

"..."

"Shen Ming." Ye Huangmo's lazy voice came from the box: "How many times do you think it's better for you to die?"

Shen Ming's hand that pushed the door stopped immediately, and then turned his head mechanically, looking at Xu Jingfeng who was watching the show. On the balance of morality and life, Shen Ming chose the latter without hesitation.

He quickly pushed Xu Jingfeng in, and then slipped away.

Xu Jingfeng, who was being used as a shield, was not angry, and stared at the man sitting on him calmly into the water.

I have to say that although Yehuangmo can be very violent, childish, obscene, and... forget it, most of the time he is still very noble and glamorous. With thin lips, he looked down at Xu Jingfeng, his aura was not inferior to Xu Jingfeng's indifferent elegance, and it also had his own unique lightness and alienation.

This is awesome, well put on.

"Mo Shizi." Xu Jingfeng nodded slightly as a greeting.

"Master Xu." Ye Huangmo said lazily, "Well, I think Master Xu still likes the name Ji Junli a little more."

Xu Jingfeng's pupils shrank slightly, but recovered quickly. He had found out all these years, and Xu Jingfeng's heart was full of sadness and joy.

The sad thing is that it seems that Yehuangmo's power in Fengqing should not be underestimated, this guy may not be easy to deal with.

The joy is that it seems that Yehuangmo has put a lot of thought into him, and making Yehuangmo jealous like this shows that his weight in Xiaobai's heart does not seem to be very light.

"Mo Shizi asked me to come, isn't that the only reason?" Xu Jingfeng narrowed his eyes slightly.

Yehuangmo smiled slightly: "Of course, I really came to you to discuss something. By the way, it's better not to think about things that have an owner."

Xu Jingfeng sneered: "Let's discuss Mo Shizi's unexpected coming this time."

"The reason why you came here unexpectedly? Then the next topic may be a bit... unbearable, um, compared to Mr. Xu." Yehuangmo smiled sarcastically: "Ji Junli, have you really made up your mind? "

Xu Jingfeng frowned slightly: "Emperor Feng Qing didn't even make up his mind to do things."

"Emperor Feng Qing still didn't succeed, but what kind of waves can you, a fish that slipped through the net, create such a big wave?" Ye Huangmo's eyes were full of sarcasm.

Xu Jingfeng raised his eyebrows, his face didn't care much, but his hands under the robe were tightly clenched because of Ye Huangmo's ridicule. He is a bereaved dog, so should he be despised by these people?

"According to what Mo Shizi means, he wants to get rid of me, who slipped through the net?"

"How could I do this kind of thing? This son is born a more righteous person!" Ye Huangmo sighed.

Even though he was so calm, Xu Jingfeng couldn't help but roll his eyes at Yehuangmo: "Your narcissism is really disgusting."

Yehuangmo replied: "The way you roll your eyes is also ugly."

"..."

"Okay, let's talk about cooperation." Ye Huangmo curled her lips, "You don't want to be that person's slave for the rest of your life, do you?"

"But I don't want to be your slave." Xu Jingfeng said calmly.

"This is cooperation, not an unequal treaty. How can I make you a slave?" Mo Shizi was so sincere that Xu Jingfeng almost believed it, if there were no such words.

"Then my handsome face will be thrown into the Huangpu River."

"..." Is this an attitude of sincere cooperation?

"You only have three options, you either agree, or you agree, or you agree."

"...I'll choose the third one."

"Okay, deal." Ye Huangmo smiled: "Master Xu, since it is already a cooperative relationship, you should know what your partner wants."

Xu Jingfeng hooked his lips in disdain: "Why should I know?"

"...So you agreed without knowing anything? Why do I suddenly feel that you are a bit unreliable?" Ye Huangmo sighed, never giving up any chance to suppress her rival: "I think your IQ Not on my level at all."

Xu Jingfeng retorted: "I think so too. At the same time, I also deeply think that Mo Shizi should read more books, so as to improve his cultural accomplishment, quality education, and moral values. Otherwise, I think it will be my fault to cooperate with you. The biggest stain in life."

"Oh, is that so? It's a great honor to have the opportunity to be a stain on Mr. Xu's life. As expected, my personality and influence are strong enough." Yehuangmo smiled slightly.

Xu Jingfeng sighed, it is really difficult to fight with Mo Shizi, so he wisely changed the subject: "What do you want me to do?"

Yehuangmo smiled sinisterly with unknown meaning: "I hope you will be a duck."

"..." Xu Jingfeng stroked his forehead: "Mo Shizi, I deeply feel that your thoughts are quite dangerous."

"Drop a smoke bomb on that person, you can do that, right?" Ye Huangmo didn't argue with Xu Jingfeng anymore, he said slowly: "I want to make him disappear completely in Fengqing."

Xu Jingfeng raised his eyebrows meaningfully: "No problem, then, what can you do for me?"

"Find, what you want." Yehuangmo smiled mysteriously.

Xu Jingfeng was startled: "Do you know where it is?"

Ye Huangmo nodded.

"Well, the partnership is formally established." Xu Jingfeng nodded.

...Then, in the next half hour, Master Xu and Mo Shizi started the second verbal tug-of-war that was said to be unprecedented except for the first time...

At this moment, Shen Ming, who was kicked out, walked into the Fifteenth Prince's Mansion depressed, wanting to draw Feng Ming out for a drink, and to discuss the possibility of homosexuality...

Then, he saw a group of four people surrounding the stone table, and a bastard soaked in the wine jar...

Is it really effective to soak live bastard wine?

Shen Ming felt that there was another problem in his life worth thinking about.

"Ah, Shen Ming, you are here, just in time, the bastard wine is ready, let's go together!" Feng Ming greeted cheerfully.

"..."

Shen Ming walked over very unhappy, then looked at Mo Bai seriously, and said seriously: "Xiao Bai, I may feel sorry for you."

"Ah? What's the matter?" Mo Bai couldn't help being taken aback.

"Master may be broken." Shen Ming's words startled everyone.

Jiang Jinyue couldn't help but pause with the hand holding the wine glass, and spilled some on the front of her clothes.

"Huh? Isn't your master a straight man straighter than Dinghaishenzhen?" Ye Qingchen looked gossip.

Mo Bai frowned: "Who instilled the concept that Dinghai Shenzhen Needle is straight?"

Ye Qingchen scratched his head: "It seems...it's really not certain that the Sea God Needle must be straight, right?"

So there was another question in Shen Ming's life that was worth pondering.

Feng Ming suddenly blushed, he didn't know whether it was because he had drunk too much wine or something, he said with his tongue out, "What's wrong with broken sleeves, I have broken sleeves too, Xiaobai, I like you!"

"..." She didn't seem to tell Feng Ming that she didn't actually carry a hooligan stick?

"But I'm not broken!" Mo Bai said.

"But I like men! I am!" Feng Ming was extremely firm.

"But I also like men." Mo Bai said.

Feng Ming's eyes lit up: "That's even better, Xiao Bai, marry me!"

"But I'm not broken sleeves!"

"Why don't you just cut off your sleeves when you like men?"

"Because I'm a woman!"

Feng Ming: "!"

Jiang Jinyue: "..."

Ye Qingchen: "Pfft..."

Shen Ming: "?﹏? This world is so scary..."

Painful realization……

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