Hilarious Gongxue

Yun Jin stood by the lake, and there were several blood-red koi floating in the clear water.

A boy carved in pink and jade stood aside, his smile was pure and beautiful, and his voice was as clear and melodious as a spring: "Brother!"

"Li'er..." Yun Jin was startled for a moment, and suddenly felt ecstatic as if he had realized it, and hugged the little boy violently: "Li'er, it's really you, I finally found you, my brother finally found you... ..."

"Brother..." Yun Li's voice became ethereal: "Will brother kill Li'er?"

"No! No!" Yun Jin hugged Yun Li's small body and trembled: "Brother won't kill Li'er, no..."

Yun Li suddenly pushed Yun Jin away, her small face was icy cold: "But, brother, I will kill you, because only by killing you can Li'er live..."

Yun Jin stared blankly at the dagger on his chest and the blood donation gushing out.

Yunli turned and left, and mist suddenly appeared on the lake, hiding the boy's immature back.

"Don't! Don't go! Li'er!" Yun Jin suddenly opened his eyes, sat on the head of the bed, panting heavily.

"Hey, are you awake?" Ye Qingchen came over with a bowl of hangover soup: "What's the dream? You're screaming. Could it be that a beast fell in love with a certain girl and couldn't ask for it?"

"Remove the word like to be a real beast." Mo Bai came in with a basin of water to wash Yunjin up: "How much did you drink yesterday, and you have been sleeping until now?"

Yun Jin shook her head: "How long have I been asleep?"

"It's been eight hours, and it's already the evening of the next day." Ye Qingchen rolled his eyes, and handed over the hangover soup in his hand.

Yun Jin took the hangover soup: "I see, I'm sorry, yesterday..."

"Where did you go to be happy yesterday?" Ye Qingchen put his hand on Yunjin's shoulder with an inquiring expression.

"Just... went to Shiweixian to drink some wine." Yun Jin scratched her head embarrassingly: "Then I drank too much. Fortunately, I was smart, otherwise you would have to go to the Missing Persons Registration Office to look for me."

Ye Qingchen looked in disbelief: "Nonsense, I heard it all, you just called a woman's name! What is it... Li'er? Isn't it?"

Yun Jin blushed: "No... right?" Did he call out Li'er's name?

Ye Qingchen patted Yunjin: "You guys in the city just know how to play, so tell me how the battle went yesterday?"

Yun Jin didn't react for a while: "Battle situation? Oh, the battle situation is good. I drank ten altars of authentic aged daughter's red wine yesterday..."

"..." Ye Qingchen's heart was full of rotten wood, "Who asked you this, I mean..."

Just when Ye Qingchen was about to instill in Yunjin the concept that it is not suitable for children, Mo Bai came over and threw a towel on Ye Qingchen's face: "You country people talk a lot! Why don't you go to the street aunt to discuss life with such gossip?!"

Ye Qingchen had no choice but to shut up, and walked aside to soak the towel silently.

Mo Bai blinked at Yun Jin: "Don't worry, I've been a cover professional for 20 years, I have wingmen, don't worry about love!"

Yun Jin: "..." Why did the whole world change when I woke up?

Just when Yunjin opened her mouth to explain something, Shen Ming's cry came from outside the door, "Ma'am, it's not good!"

Mo Bai rolled his eyes, walked over and opened the door: "What's wrong? Didn't Yehuangmo bring paper with her in the latrine?"

"No, no!" Shen Ming looked desperate: "It's a hundred times more serious than this! Master may never be able to go to the toilet in the Mo Mansion's hut in the future!"

Mo Bai's entire face was distorted: "Is Yehuangmo's little chrysanthemum broken?"

Ye Qingchen jumped out: "I seem to have heard some exciting news?"

Shen Ming said to Ye Qingchen: "Although master's chrysanthemum is fine, I still want to give you a brick..."

"...Can you make a point?" Yun Jin got up and changed her clothes.

"People from the Protoss are here, and they seem to want the master to go back!" Only then did Shen Ming think about the business.

Mo Bai was taken aback: "Protoss? Have you heard of Yunjin?"

Yun Jin nodded: "The Crazy Clan, referred to as the Protoss Clan."

Ye Qingchen: "...Is that the abbreviation?"

Shen Mingsheng had nothing to fall in love with: "I don't know if the Protoss are the psychopaths or not, but the Mo Mansion must be the gathering place of the [-]!"

"What exactly is the Protoss?" Mo Bai asked.

"It's the survivors of the Southern Border Dynasty! These years, Feng Qing has been purging the descendants of the Southern Border King's blood relationship, but these people are just survivors and do not have the blood of the Southern Border King, so they have been passed down to this day. It has expanded to a huge tribe, and it can be said that the entire continent is now under the control of the Protoss!" Shen Ming explained.

Yun Jin nodded slightly: "Don't talk about it, let's go and have a look first, let's talk about it after solving the trouble!"

Mo Bai nodded, let Shen Ming lead the way, and walked all the way to the Li Garden in Mo Mansion.

Shen Ming said as he walked: "Master is Hua Yuejing's adopted brother, and Hua Yuejing is the chosen son of the God Clan who is second only to the patriarch and the high priest, and he is also the successor of the next God Clan patriarch. Free and easy, this position falls to the head of the master, and the Protoss came this time, probably to ask the master to go back to work!"

"Son of God's Chosen?" Mo Bai didn't forget to complain about the name at the crucial moment when he was very dedicated to his work: "It's okay, very strong, hitting Long Aotian directly at the second level! Besides, it's just going back to take over a job, and it's not a big deal that will kill you !"

"No, this should be considered a life-threatening event for the master, right?" Shen Ming said: "The rules of the Protoss are that once you become the chosen son of the gods and the successor to the patriarch, you must marry the saint of the protoss, and you must marry the daughter of the patriarch for his wife."

Mo Bai's face was full of lies: "There are such rotten teeth?"

Shen Ming nodded solemnly: "The Chosen Son is not a member of the Protoss, and the patriarch of the Protoss did this because he wanted to control the master."

Mo Bai complained: "Sure enough, the patriarch or something is most suitable to be a behind-the-scenes shit-stirring stick."

"Xiaobai, the backyard is on fire, you still have time to complain!" Yun Jin said with a look of admiration, "As expected of me, the Holy Dragon Pavilion's master of complaints, who used his life to complain, and did not embarrass me in the Holy Dragon Pavilion!"

"Be polite." Mo Bai said modestly.

Ye Qingchen was speechless: "You really didn't embarrass Shenglong Pavilion, because many years ago, the concept of shame did not exist in Shenglong Pavilion. You have lost everything that should be lost or not!"

So Ye Qingchen accepted Mo Bai's death stare...

"Young Patriarch, please go back with us to take over the position of the God-Chosen Son!" Mo Bai stepped into the Li Garden when he heard a deep voice.

"Oh?" Yehuangmo's voice was calm and unhurried, "Is that old patriarch finally kicking his ass?"

The man paused and said, "The patriarch is still in good health."

"Then why should I go back?" Yehuangmo continued: "The high priest fell into the latrine and drowned?"

The man blushed, and it took him a long time to utter three words: "Not at all!"

"Let me guess again..." Ye Huangmo leaned halfway on the grand teacher's chair, took a sip from her lips with a white jade cup in her hand, her movements were graceful and calm, and she didn't see the fire in the backyard at all: "Could it be that the patriarch's wife ran away with the little white face?" gone?"

Man: "..." The patriarch, the high priest, the patriarch's wife... I'm sorry for you!

At this time, the tall and thin man in Tsing Yi who was standing behind the man said, "Young Patriarch, you are the fairest face among the Protoss!"

Before the man in Tsing Yi could chuckle, Ye Huangmo smiled, "Where is it, please be polite."

The man in Tsing Yi: "..." He really underestimated the thickness of the young patriarch's skin.

Mo Bai gave a thumbs up and walked towards Yehuangmo: "As expected of being my son and daughter of the Greater China, I admire your spirit of pretending to die!"

Yehuangmo looked at Mobai, his eyes lit up, and he waved at her. Mobai walked over, and Yehuangmo just hugged her into his arms and sat there without saying a word. His movements were skillful and smooth. It seemed that he had done it many times. ...

"As long as the lady likes it."

The man in Tsing Yi looked at the young patriarch who gave out dog food if he disagreed with him: "Who is this?"

Ye Huang Mobai didn't even look up, she leaned on Mo Bai's shoulder and said, "This is your kind, lovely, gentle, virtuous, dignified, majestic, heroic, and heroic figure, the young patriarch's wife."

Mo Bai: "...Although it is very high-profile! Very arrogant! But I like it!"

Everyone in the Protoss: "⊙_⊙!"

Yun Jin: "..."

Shen Ming looked at Yun Jin with a bewildered expression, thinking he was worried about Ye Huangmo, so he said, "Don't worry, those who play tricks with our master will be incontinent if they are mild, and infertile if they are serious!"

Ye Qingchen raised his hand: "I agree!"

"I agree too." Jiang Jinyue's voice came from the top of his head. The handsome man in white was sitting on the pear tree, looking like he was watching the show.

"Jiang Jinyue, are you a monkey sent by Doubi? You climb a tree if you don't agree with each other?" Ye Qingchen couldn't help complaining.

"You'll know the reason later." Jiang Jinyue smiled mysteriously.Yunjin saw Jiang Jinyue's smile again, which gradually coincided with another smile in his mind...

Yun Jin shook his head, Li'er had a koi tattoo on his left shoulder, which he was born with, and it couldn't be washed off or eliminated, so Jiang Jinyue couldn't be Yun Li, it's just a resemblance.

It's a coincidence.Yun Jin told herself that, she felt relieved immediately, and smiled friendlyly at Jiang Jinyue on the top of the tree.

Jiang Bainyue returned the same smile.

"Hey, have you considered my feelings with such flirtatious eyebrows?" Ye Qingchen, who was standing between the two, complained.

Jiang Jinyue: "..."

Yun Jin glared at Ye Qingchen: "Sure enough, in the eyes of gays, the world is full of gays!"

Ye Qingchen: "..."

Just when Shen Ming was about to interrupt, the burly man yelled violently: "Young Patriarch, our saintess had a matchmaker with the young patriarch, the young patriarch must not be such an ungrateful person!"

After finishing speaking, looking at Mobai's eyes with more hostility and contempt, he continued: "Besides, our Protoss will never allow a man to be the wife of the young patriarch!"

Yun Jin let out a long sigh, and joked: "This world has really changed, the world of Jiyou!"

"Who has a matchmaker's talk with her?" Ye Huangmo raised her eyebrows slightly: "Did I agree?"

The man was confident: "Hua Yuejing said it! This is the agreement made between the patriarch and Hua Yuejing!"

Ye Huang Mo lazily played with Mo Bai's Qingsi: "He agreed, you tell him to marry."

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