Roll over, man

At three o'clock in the afternoon on the day I came back from the Dikun Hotel, I received a call from Shangguan Haoqian. He had just finished a movie and had a short vacation. He said that he hadn't seen my brother for more than a year and made an appointment to meet.

Speaking of Shangguan Haoqian makes me angry. When we were young, we were childhood sweethearts who grew up playing with mud in the same village. Later, when I arrived in Jinghua, he didn’t like going to school, so he came out to play tricks in a film and television city in Jinghua. At that time, there was a lot of eating and drinking with me.

But this kid worked hard enough. In just five years, he changed from a professional laying corpse to a professional eunuch. Finally, he was favored by a big director in a play and chose him as the third male lead. He grabbed the show at number one, became popular all of a sudden, and then got out of hand and became one of the best first-line stars.

But this guy, every time he picks up a scene, his whole body is as if he has disappeared. The phone is never in the service area, and the TV will roll out that he is having an affair with this or that actress.

As soon as the drama is finished, they will ask me to eat and drink, and then they will fuck off.

Aunt Zhang once asked why she didn't tell Shangguan Haoqian when she had difficulties. He should be willing to help you, so why bother to save money.

To be honest, Shangguan Haoqian, apart from making girlfriends as frequently as changing clothes, he is still very nice.

It's just that I always think that friends, especially good friends, can't talk about money, and I don't like other people's charity, so he always thinks that I'm a rich little gold, a handsome little policeman, and it's fine to live a good life. Be a male girlfriend who never talks about money for a lifetime.

When she called, I was alone in the coffee shop studying a ghost marriage manual that Xiao Yechen threw to me, and I was fascinated by it.

As soon as the call came, he said that I would pick him up at the airport within half an hour. Even if I wanted to go back and change my clothes, the time would not allow me to stuff the books into my bag and take a taxi to the airport.

As soon as he arrived at the flight sign he mentioned, he was photographed, "Wanwan, have you had a lot of taste lately? I don't even dare to recognize it!"

When I was overjoyed, I turned around abruptly, and was immediately stunned. Behind me stood a sharply dressed beggar.

He was wearing a tattered straw hat and a black jacket full of holes. From the holes, it could be seen that he was wearing a bright red vest underneath.

On the leg was Harlan's trousers, which were bright red, with a lot of muddy water on them, and one trouser leg was slit from the bottom of the trousers to the bottom of the thigh, and the dark brown inner corners of him could be faintly seen.

One foot was wearing a half-broken heart slipper, and the other was wearing a half-worn Nike mesh shoe.

He took off his hat, revealing a black date paste mask face, "I look good, don't I have a sense of low-key luxury?"

"puff..."

I really can't help it, this is not a low-key luxury, it's simply too high-profile. Well, it can be seen that he has put in a lot of effort, but is this too easy to attract the attention of the paparazzi?

I smiled and asked, "You won't just wear this suit on the plane, are you sure you won't make headlines like this?"

Shangguan Haoqian gave me a white look, "I really want to wear such a suit on the plane, can I go on it? I, this is because I ran to the men's room specially to get together with you, and smelled the stench for half an hour. I just dressed up, even if it is a bit eye-catching, who would have thought it was me, maybe thought it was some performance art, just for the sake of Internet celebrity!"

After finishing speaking, he pulled out a big box behind him, "No, you can pull it, I'm a big beggar, and I'm pulling a famous brand box, I'm going to be a fucking dog!" A mouth surrounded by black mud, showing two rows of shiny teeth, "You don't want to cause public outrage, continue to reduce people's sympathy, then many beggars will lose their jobs..."

"Shangguan Haoqian, shut up!" I shook my head helplessly, twisted it, I'll go, what's in it, it's too heavy, I shook my hand, "What the hell is it in you? Shen?"

Shangguan Haoqian laughed again, "You will know this later, don't use too much force, if you break it, there will be no surprises!"

I looked at Shangguan Haoqian's troubled face, and I really wanted to slap him, but since he brought a gift, I decided to do it anyway, anyway, it's not a few steps away from the taxi stand, so it's okay to slap him. just go.

I looked around, "What surprise did I say, is it Grandpa Mao?"

Shangguan Haoqian gave me a white look, "I said, why do you only have Grandpa Mao in your eyes? Am I so superficial as a money giver? Besides, you are not the one who is short of money by looking at your clothes, ha ha, I Go back and buy a pair of these clothes as gifts for my dear ones."

I just rolled my eyes, "Don't be ridiculous, your darling can circle the world, how can a skirt be enough for you?"

"The ones in the past were all vulgar and vulgar fans. I'm serious this time. Let me tell you, Lina is a foreign girl, with big eyes, fair skin..."

"I said you were serious every time. That time, you didn't change it for more than a month. Besides, even if you are uneducated, you have been filming for so many years, and there are many male gods in ancient costumes. You can't pretend , don't expose your vulgar face, okay? I'm still a real woman!"

Shangguan Haoqian stuck out his tongue, narrowed his long and narrow eyes, and pointed at me with an unbearable smile.

"Go, you woman, you are a man in my heart, brother, I'm sharing this with you, I don't bother to talk about it to others, besides, it is necessary to pretend to be a male god in filming, and I can't be myself when I am out of a film, so I have to How tired, hello...don't go,...well, I admit, you...have a little bit of a woman today!"

I hailed a taxi. After the driver put my suitcase in the trunk, Shangguan Haoqian ran over tick-tock, so the driver almost drove him away with a stick.

Afterwards, we went to one of our old favorite roadside stalls for char-grilled fish.

Only then did I know what the heavy thing in the box was, and it turned out to be a dozen ice red.

Ice red is my favorite among red wines. It is not astringent and has a bit of sweetness. The taste of this dozen ice red wines brought by Shangguan Haoqian is the best I have ever drunk.

After a little bit of surprise, I was relieved, this guy Haoqian was able to carry it so far, so naturally he would not be able to compare with ordinary Binghong.

It's just that we couldn't eat and drink until dawn tonight like we used to.

As soon as we drank a bottle of ice red, Shangguan Haoqian was taken away by the police.

The reason was that he was suspected of stealing. How could a beggar afford seven to eighty thousand bottles of Ice Red, let alone a dozen of twelve bottles.

The reason why I was not taken away was the result of Shangguan Haoqian yelling.

When he was detained by the police, he begged the police and said, "Comrade police, you have arrested the wrong person. I just wanted to treat the beautiful women to drink a few bottles of wine. I didn't violate the king's law. How can you say that I drink wine without evidence? It was stolen, and the poor also has three relatives who are very rich, so why can't they be given to me by someone?"

The policeman was also very polite, "Please come back to the police station with me to investigate, of course you won't wrong a good man."

Shangguan Haoqian looked at me dumbfounded, "I have a place to live today, beautiful girl, let's have a date tomorrow!"

I am so convinced of this guy, when I was just eating, I said that the next play would be to play a gangster who was wrongly imprisoned, and said that I wanted to go to the police station to experience it, but I didn’t think the old man was really kind to him.

This guy is clearly acting, not to mention his expression, that wretched look, it is difficult for the police to believe that he is a good person.

If I knew what happened next, I think I would rather stay in the detention center with Shangguan Haoqian.

Watching Shangguan Haoqian get into the police car and go away, I paid the bill, turned on the mobile phone that Shangguan Haoqian forcibly shut down, and checked the time, it was almost eight o'clock at night.

On the phone, more than ten short messages popped up at once.Most of them were sent by Xiao Yechen.

Nothing more than two repeated short messages.

"Who is that person? Woman, you don't like beggars too much, do you?"

"Qiao Wanwan, do you think I'm dead? Come back before nine o'clock, or I'll arrest you!"

There are three more from Yin Hang.

"Sister-in-law, you have successfully angered Yechen, and the food on the table is cold."

"Sister-in-law, I heard that you drank booze with a beggar. What does the beggar look like? Is he as handsome as Yechen?"

"Sister-in-law, I guess the vinegar jar next to me is going to be overturned. Where is it? I'll pick you up!"

The more I look at it, the more depressed I become. This ring of yin and yang determination is really a good tool for Xiao Yechen to monitor. As long as Xiao Yechen wants to see it, he can even know who I look at and what I do. I have tried many times to concentrate and meditate. It may not be mutually beneficial at all if it is used for dime money, it can only be one-way!

Besides, didn't I already send a message in advance saying that I would have dinner with a friend?

Xiao Yechen was so angry, seeing that the last message Yin Hang sent was 10 minutes ago, I had to give up the idea of ​​taking the bus, and quickly sent a message back to Yin Hang, "No, I can take a taxi back. "

After replying, I felt sorry for the taxi fare of nearly 50 yuan, so I twisted the box and called a taxi.

Unexpectedly, when I first arrived in the suburbs, a large truck rushed in front of me at a very fast speed, and it arrived in front of me in the blink of an eye.

I was so frightened that my heart almost stopped beating. I watched helplessly as the truck crushed the front of the taxi. The driver sitting in the driver's seat screamed on the spot and turned into a meatloaf, with blood splattered all over my face.

My head hurts badly, I vaguely heard Mu Feng's voice in my ear, "Wan Wan, wake up, are you okay?"

I opened my eyes, there was no sign of Mu Feng at all, I only vaguely saw a familiar figure sitting in the driver's seat of a large truck, with a deep purple red mark on his neck, tongue sticking out, and a pair of bloodshot eyes. His eyes were full of viciousness, and the corners of his mouth smiled sinisterly, as if I was destined to be a dead person.

My heartbeat suddenly accelerated, I just felt cold all over my body, and my brain hurt so badly, the person on that big truck turned out to be Meng Tingting, how could she be here.

"Bingshan Man, where are you, come and save me,..."

I suddenly realized that she was going to hit me to death, I raised my hand, my whole body hurt like hell, and I spoke weakly to Yin Yang, hoping he could sense it.

"Wanwan, wake up, don't sleep, you won't wake up if you fall asleep..."

It turned out to be Mu Feng's voice again. I raised my eyes to look at the source of the sound, and it was indeed Mu Feng.

He was still the same as before, looking at me with gentle eyes, with deep concern in his eyes.

I always feel that this Mu Feng is different from the Mu Feng I saw today, he seems more like the Mu Feng in my mind.

It's just that I stretched out my hand to touch it, but my hand went through Mu Feng's body, "This..."

"Wanwan, you can't touch mine, I'm already dead."

"Dead?" Mu Feng's words made me stunned for a moment. He was obviously fine in the afternoon, so how could he be dead?

My body suddenly hurt even more, listening to the noise and shouts around me, I was extremely tired, this dream was terrible.

My eyelids are so heavy, I think I may really be dying.

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