Born to be a monster

That night.

Xia Moyan sat on the bedside, frowning tightly, flipping through "National History" page by page.

It's been so long, and there is no progress at all...

What she wants is not to be Emperor Sheng Ning, but to unify the whole world...

Thinking of this, Xia Moyan moved her stiff arm: "This is so strange..."

"Squeak-"

The crimson figure flashed in, and Xia Moyan didn't even bother to raise her eyelids: "Let you take the thorn to apologize, where is your thorn?"

Gu Luoling blinked, pretending to be aggrieved, and said, "Your Highness is too fierce, where does he carry such a heavy thorn on his back?"

"Gu, Luo, Ling... you're looking for smoke, right?"

"Pfft, if it's just Your Highness, you may not be able to get a servant~"

Xia Moyan was speechless, she could call the hidden guard at any time, but he was a bit reluctant?

With this thought, Xia Moyan quickly shook her head, no, no, she only likes the cute and cute Yin Mo, and at most, the little cat Luo Chengchuan...

In other words, she likes to bully servants more and more, but bullying, of course, like Luo Chengchuan, who will blow up when touched, oh, it's not bad to be as shy as Yin Mo, as for Gu Luoling and Mu Minfeng... ...Ahem, it seems that she is not strong enough to bully them...

"Since you didn't come with Vitex, what are you doing here? Do you miss the main hall?"

Gu Luoling was startled, and then nodded seriously: "I really miss His Highness."

Pfft... Gu Luoling, you are enough...

Xia Moyan held back the turbulent liquid in his nose, raised his head and said in a muffled voice: "Come here, this hall, it's bleeding again..."

After half a stick of incense, Gu Luoling lay on the table, laughing like hell, while Xia Moyan sat on the head of the bed depressed, with two "green onions" sticking out of his nose...

"Your Highness, Your Highness, I really didn't realize before that you still have the special skill of putting onions and pretending to be an elephant." Gu Luoling said with a smile.

Throwing Xia Mo's smoky book, she has made great progress today, at least she didn't faint!

Also, what is the image of inserting green onions?A pig's nose with green onions is just pretending, is this ironic that she looks like a sow!

"You you you you you, you two hundred and five!"

"You three thousand six!"

Suddenly, there was silence...

"Damn... who the hell are you?"

Gu Luoling coughed twice, and said with a smile: "Of course the servant is Gu Luoling~"

Liar!This standard 21st century language, even if someone teaches it, it is impossible to teach it so well!

"Don't tell the truth? Have you heard of 'Pao Lao'..."

Gu Luoling paused: "Is it really good to imitate Daji..."

enough!You can be sure that you are 100% a citizen of China in the 21st century!

"I, Xia Muyan in my previous life, a Chinese, a sophomore in high school, Andyou (how about you)?"

"Ahem, in my previous life, Gu Luofeng, a Chinese, a senior high school student..."

Xia Moyan looked at the fellow in front of him excitedly, and said excitedly, "How did you get here?"

Gu Luoling rested his forehead with one hand, and said awkwardly: "Step on dog shit... and you..."

"Uh, squatting on the toilet..."

In the embarrassment shared by the two, the waiter broke the silence: "Your Highness, Mu Sijun, please see me."

What is he here for?

A man and a woman looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Let him in."