Born to be a monster

After the discussion was over, Xia Moyan entangled Gu Luoqing, so the two little brats hooked up...

"Moyan, Moyan, come and see my new boxing technique!"

"Okay, okay, kitty, let's go together!"

Only Jingran stood behind the three of them and looked at the sky speechlessly. Ever since Xia Moyan came, Gu Luoqing's IQ had dropped rapidly. With the addition of Luo Chengchuan, she became a grand general and became an old mother who looked after children... Forget it , look at the children, look at the emperor's daughter and son-in-law, she can be regarded as the most successful mother in Sheng Ning Kingdom...

"Princess, don't be in a hurry to serve the king, be careful of tripping!"

Finally, one day, the peaceful life ended...

"Report—the enemy army has attacked our city wall!"

"Report—about 20 enemy troops!"

"Report—there are only 3 people left in our army!"

Nima, if you don't hit it, you will be fine, if you hit it, you will be shocked...

Xia Moyan was eating melon seeds, with a calm expression on her face. That's right, she was just here to supervise the army. What is a supervisor? You just run away if you are told to, just watch the show...

Gu Luoqing stepped directly on the special "Can Xue" and went into battle.

Looking at Gu Luoqing who was holding a golden gun and wearing a bun, Xia Moyan regretted: "Why isn't the one holding the Qiankun Circle, the one riding the Hot Wheels, and the Huntian Ribbon?"

Then she can sing a song - it's her, it's her, it's her, our friend, little Nezha...

Well, it’s far away, Gu Luoqing looked down at Xia Moyan, with a trace of worry in his eyes, and finally said: "If your purpose is to make meritorious deeds, then at least go to the tower to have a look..."

Tower?No, what if you get knocked out by a KO with an arrow by some blind soldier...

Xia Moyan said vaguely: "Oh, I know, you go, don't work too hard, it's important to save your life..."

Unexpectedly, Gu Luoqing smiled sinisterly, twisted up Xia Moyan's collar, threw it on the horse's back, whipped the horse and ran towards the tower.

"Ah, ah, actually, I forgot to tell you that I am not only dizzy, but also afraid of heights!"

So, Yan was mercilessly thrown onto the tower, watching the soldiers fighting downstairs.

Gu Luoqing, who was dressed in silver armor, moved forward at high speed like a ray of silver light, and flesh and blood flew everywhere he passed.

"Killing God Gu Luoqing?" The generals among the enemy army were a little surprised, how could this Gu Luoqing go into battle?Didn't it mean that those under fourteen would not go to the battlefield?

"Hey, what's the name of that fat woman? She's rustic." Xia Moyan poked a soldier beside her.

Xiao Bing was flattered and replied: "That is the general of the enemy army, his name is Gong Mi."

Gong Mi?Mi Gong?M Gong?manure?

"Pfft...the name is too creative, hurry up, bring me a trumpet!"

"Uh, ma'am, what is a trumpet?"

"Oh, I'll explain to you later, just call someone with a loud voice!"

So, after a stick of incense, Lin Feng stood on the tower with a depressed face, and sang loudly: "Look at the dung on the opposite side, look at it, look at it, don't be frightened by my appearance, in fact, I am very cute..."

And behind Lin Feng, there is a group of small soldiers holding cards: "Gong Mi → Mi Gong → Mi Gong → Dung"

Before finishing singing a song, Xia Moyan saw the expected anger on Gong Mi's face.