Born to be a monster

So Gu Ma took out the volunteer form and explained the advantages and disadvantages of various key universities with great interest.

"Fudan University is very good, but I heard that Shanghai dialect is difficult to understand. I'm afraid you can't get used to it. Forget it."

"it is good."

"Tsinghua University seems to be very good, but it seems to be a bit worse than Peking University, so forget it."

"it is good."

"Peking University is very good, but most of them are Beijingers. I'm afraid you will be discriminated against, so I don't want it."

"it is good."

"Sichuan University's IT major is very good, but you two don't seem to be interested in IT, let's forget it."

"it is good."

An hour later, Gu Ma eliminated the key universities one by one, and finally concluded: "Tsk, the Chinese ones are too bad, let's take a look at foreign ones."

Xia Moyan twitched the corner of her mouth, oh my god, how much time will be wasted if this goes on, she still has to play computer games!

Gu Luoling was in Cao Ying and his heart was in Han. Although he responded to Gu Ma's words, he was still thinking about the second half of the football match he just watched.

Gu Ma brought a bunch of foreign university materials again, and said with a smile: "Let's continue."

Xia Moyan finally realized that her aunt can bear it, her uncle can't bear it, she can't bear it, she doesn't need to bear it anymore...

So Yan raised her little hand: "Mom, I want to speak."

Gu Ma smiled and nodded.

"Mom, shouldn't my parents be called to discuss this kind of problem?"

Gu Ma suddenly woke up, and immediately said: "Yes, yes, you should call your in-laws."

"That's right, the mother-in-law should be called too, so it will take some time for them to come, so let's relax a bit." As soon as the words finished, Gu Luoling suddenly appeared on the sofa and continued to watch the football match.

Xia Moyan also nodded in agreement, and quickly returned to the study, continuing to play on the computer.

Gu's mother raised her forehead in distress, don't children nowadays worry about their future?

Eventually, four moms and dads sit around a dinner table and start researching college for two desperate kids.

"Let's try to arrange it in China as much as possible. Xia Moyan's child's English is a bit poor."

"Hey, Gu Luofeng's English is not very good, so it's better in China."

"Hey, but Xia Moyan's science is also very bad."

"Then go to the Department of Literature."

"But Luofeng's language is very poor."

"Then... the history department?"

"That's right! Then it's decided, it's in the History Department of Peking University."

"I heard that distance produces beauty, and zero distance is insensitive. Why don't they be placed in the same department?"

"Then take one in the archeology department."

Then, the two people hiding in the study heard the conversation of the four parents, and said silently: "You go to the Department of Archeology."

Xia Moyan's reason: I'm a girl, go to the Department of Archeology?What kind of pyramids are the archeology department going to, Qin Huang's Tomb, Ming Tombs, so scary!

Gu Luoling's reason: Your history is not very good. My history has always been at the top. Don't you like oracle bone inscriptions? Go study archaeology.

Then the two stretched out their hands—rock-paper-scissors, whoever loses will go to the Archeology Department!