Shuttle in the TV series

When Jiang Yi was a child, he watched the TV series Magic Phone, and imagined what he would do if he got a phone like Sha Niu.

What he thought at the time was to become a flying man like Lu Xiaoqian, fight for justice, fight against injustice, travel through time and space, experience real history, and travel around the world with those legendary and mythical characters.

After growing up, his thinking has changed. If he gets a silly girl's phone, the thing he wants to do the most is to verify whether the silly girl is realistic or not.

After Sha Niu replenished her energy, Jiang Yi waved at her:

"Silly girl, come here."

"What's the matter, Brother Jiang Yi?"

Sha Niu obediently came to stand in front of Jiang Yi.

Looking at her curvy figure and fair and delicate skin, Jiang Yi couldn't help showing a malicious smile on her face, and asked:

"Silly girl, what material are you made of?"

Silly girl said sweetly:

"Sha Niu is made of a highly stretchable simulation material, which cannot be identified with the naked eye."

"Really, I don't believe it, but I want to see how realistic you are."

Jiang Yi said with a smile, then stepped forward, stretched out a sinful hand to the silly girl...then, poked her delicate little face.

Then he pinched her smooth face with both hands and pulled it to the sides, distorting the silly girl's face.

"Oh, brother Jiang Yi, what are you doing? Don't bully the silly girl."

Sha Niu turned her head, trying to avoid his ravages.

Jiang Yi rubbed her face, savoring the soft and delicate touch, and found that it was almost the same as a real person's skin, and there was really no difference.

Although he wanted to try to see if Sha Niu was really realistic, he finally gave up. Because Sha Niu has feelings, although at the beginning this kind of emotion is still very weak, almost imperceptible, in the future her feelings will become more and more perfect, and eventually become no different from normal people, he does not want to cause Sha Niu bad feeling.

In Jiang Yi's view, Sha Niu is not so much a mobile phone as a combination of a magic weapon and a monster, which needs to be carefully cared for by the owner.

...

After chatting with Sha Niu for a while, it was past five o'clock in the evening.

After Jiang Yi made her transform into an Omega watch and wore it on his hand, he drove his little panda to the Lanyi restaurant that Cheng Feng mentioned.

This restaurant is not big, and the decoration is quite elegant and exquisite. There is also a band performing on the stage, playing the electronic organ and guitar.

Jiang Yi glanced around after entering the door, and saw Cheng Feng and Shi Xiaomeng sitting not far away. There are already a bunch of western dishes on the table, including various desserts, seafood, vegetable soup, steak and so on.

He went straight to sit next to the two of them.

Seeing Jiang Yi's arrival, Cheng Feng clapped his hands lightly, and booed in an exaggerated tone:

"Welcome to our lover."

Jiang Yi glanced at him and said casually:

"In front of a beast like you, who dares to call himself a lover."

His words were very rude, but Cheng Feng was not ashamed but proud when he heard it, and said triumphantly:

"It seems that my ability to pick up girls has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Even you, a lover, have recognized my status as a lover. Not bad, not bad, I am very relieved."

Jiang Yi complained:

"I think the speed at which you change girlfriends in the past few days is not a comfort, but a deficiency of the kidney."

Cheng Feng glared at him, feigned anger and said:

"Old Jiang, we are familiar with each other. If you dare to question my kidney function, I will turn against you. I dare not say anything else. At my brother's level, seven times a night is not a problem."

The few people are old friends for many years, and they can talk freely to each other without any scruples, so it is normal for them to speak unceremoniously and hurt each other a few words.

Shi Xiaomeng looked at Jiang Yi's neck and couldn't help asking:

"Where's your neck brace?"

Jiang Yi said:

"There was nothing wrong with my neck, but now it's completely healed, so I removed that thing."

As he spoke, he twisted his neck freely, indicating that the injury on his neck had healed.

Shi Xiaomeng nodded: "It's fine."

Cheng Feng didn't say any more coquettish words, but raised his cup and signaled to Jiang Yi:

"Come on, let's celebrate Jiang Qingsheng's survival, happy birthday."

Shi Xiaomeng knew that today was not Jiang Yi's birthday at all, so he asked suspiciously:

"What birthday?"

Cheng Feng said as a matter of course: "Regaining a new life is also considered a birthday."

Shi Xiaomeng nodded in agreement when he heard the words.

Ding!

After the three of them picked up their cups and touched each other, they drank it all in one gulp, and then began to eat.

While cutting the steak in front of him, Cheng Feng looked at Jiang Yi and asked:

"Do you still remember the surprise I told you this afternoon, did you guess it?"

Shi Xiaomeng at the side didn't give him a chance to play riddles at all, and said:

"We asked Fat Si to ask Lin Xia in the afternoon, and Lin Xia said that Yang Zixi is with Andy now."

"Then the lunatic concluded that Andy would come here for dinner tonight, so he chose to have dinner here."

After speaking, he looked at Cheng Feng again and asked, "Are you really sure he will come?"

Cheng Feng raised his chin and said proudly:

"Of course, I watched that grandson grow up. I understand him like a farmer understands manure. This is the base camp for that kid to pick up girls."

Then he reminded the two of them:

"After he comes later, you can watch the show. This time, I will settle the old and new scores with him."

As he spoke, he chewed the beef in his mouth fiercely.

Cheng Feng and Andy had some old grievances about picking up girls, and now Andy is prying his friend's corner again. Cheng Feng naturally couldn't let him go easily.

After Shi Xiaomeng took a few mouthfuls of spaghetti, he asked suspiciously:

"Why do you think Yang Zixi is with him? It's not just for money."

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Cheng Feng immediately sneered with disdain: "Childish, what else is she doing if it's not for money? Could it be for love?"

Then, he shook his head disapprovingly, and continued:

"In my opinion, Andy and Yang Zixi are a good match. One is lustful and the other seeks money. When they come together, they can get what they need."

Shi Xiaomeng couldn't help looking at Jiang Yi's face worriedly when he heard the words, fearing that Cheng Feng's words would be too harsh and make Jiang Yi uncomfortable.

After all, Yang Zixi is "Jiang Yi"'s girlfriend.

Jiang Yi looked very calm, because he knew that Cheng Feng's evaluation of Andy and Yang Zixi was very accurate. So he just ate a prawn on his plate calmly.

Cheng Feng is not completely heartless, he knows how much "Jiang Yi" has deep feelings for Yang Zixi, now that Yang Zixi has cheated on Jiang Yi, it must be very uncomfortable.

And he invited Jiang Yi to the restaurant today because he wanted to change Jiang Yi's concept of love so that he could get out of Yang Zixi's shadow.

Cheng Feng looked directly at Jiang Yi with a serious expression, and educated with a gesture of someone who had come here:

"If you want me to say that you take love too seriously, that's why it's so tiring to fall in love. It's been bumpy along the way. You have to know that this is a material age, and the essence of so-called love is just weighing two things It's just an exchange of value."

"Listen to my buddy's advice, forget about Yang Zixi from now on, and start a new relationship. In this way, you will find that this world is beautiful, and there are many beautiful girls waiting for you to love. You shouldn't do it for one A crooked-neck tree gave up the whole forest.

Shi Xiaomeng couldn't help giving him a blank look, and said angrily:

"Okay, don't spread your fallacies. Jiang Yi is different from you. He is very serious about feelings."

"What words?"

Cheng Feng was dissatisfied: "I am also serious."