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"Damn it! Is this the world of rich people?"

"People say you can't feel the happiness of rich people. Today I finally understand why some people say that!"

"Such a valuable computer was replaced at the drop of a hat? I just want to ask, can my uncle give it to me if he replaces it?"

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The result is self-evident. Because the screen was slightly lagging, Chen Yefeng accidentally made a mistake!

Seeing where he was stuck at the top of the smoke tube, Chen Yefeng couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth.

He remembered that when he watched Teacher Ma's video before, he burst into laughter, and even claimed that he would never be so embarrassed, at least he would not be able to fall into a box directly!

But now it seems that I am a bit unlucky!

"Damn, how am I going to get down here?!" Chen Yefeng looked at the extremely high distance from the ground and couldn't help but complain.

Putting aside everything else, if you jump down directly, you will probably fall to the ground immediately, right?

This is the true sense of the box!

At this time, Chen Yefeng's earphones also heard the excited voice of his young apprentice Iguda Naizi: "Ah! Wife, I picked up an M24 when I landed, what about you?"

"I..." Chen Yefeng frowned and slightly measured the distance from the ground.

"I estimate that I landed more than twenty meters!"

"Daughter-in-law, where are you?" Igeda Naizi was stunned and looked for Chen Yefeng's location. As a result, she looked up and couldn't find it.

"I'm in the sky!" Chen Yefeng was about to cry but had no tears. He died before he left the army. The hero was full of tears. He had brought a girl to such an end in the first game!

"Daughter-in-law, what you just said about landing more than 20 meters is ridiculous!" Looking at Chen Yefeng hanging high on the chimney, Igeda Naizi shouted excitedly.

"Daughter-in-law, you are so annoying. How did you fly up there? Can you take me with you?"

Chen Yefeng: "..."

Listening to the excited and adoring voice of his little apprentice, Chen Yefeng felt extremely embarrassed.

This is not an operation, this is a mistake! ! !

"What about that, Naizi, don't ask me yet, come here first and prepare to help me."

"Daughter-in-law, wait a moment, I have a lot of things here!"

"Second-level A, third-level package, and 98K..."

Listening to his little apprentice's muttering, Chen Yefeng sighed. If he hadn't hung it on the chimney, these things must have belonged to him.

After all, when it comes to hand speed, no matter how much his apprentice competes with him, he will definitely not be able to beat him!

It's a pity that such good equipment was all taken away by this Teletubbies.

While Chen Yefeng was sighing slightly in his heart, he heard the young apprentice's questioning voice coming from the earphones again.

“Daughter-in-law 24 is easy to use!”

"Ahem!" Chen Yefeng coughed, "Actually, these two bolt-action sniper rifles are not much different. As long as they hit the head, as long as the opponent is not a level three head, they both have the ability to kill the opponent with one shot. , but to say the most useful one, it must be 98K!

Think about it, the only firearm that can represent this game is the 98K. When you tell someone about the game PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, the first thing they think of is the 98K. So, I don’t need to say more about which of these two guns is better. ? "

"I understand, daughter-in-law, I'll give you 98K, just use a gun that's close to it!"

Chen Yefeng: "???"

There seems to be something wrong with this script!

Logically speaking, after hearing that the 98K is more useful than the M24, a normal person should decisively send the 24 away. Is this a crazy situation for this young apprentice?

Why is she different from others? If it were her own little princess, it goes without saying that she would have kept 98K on her body long ago. Although the little girl can't hit anyone, 98K in her hand is no better than a fire stick. Not much.

"Ahem, what, master, just use inferior equipment. After all, the strength lies here, and you can protect yourself if you use it well!" Chen Yefeng had no choice but to continue to deceive.

"But my wife will protect me!"

Igueda Naiko's words immediately made the fans in the live broadcast room unable to stand it.

What a waste of money, uncle! ! !

Isn’t this a scumbag?

Such a simple young lady can lie when she says it, without batting an eyelid, and she can tell more nonsense than anyone else. This can no longer be described as a scumbag, she is simply worse than a beast!

The most annoying thing is that the young lady is so stupid that she wants to leave the best for this beast!

this moment.

All the fans in the live broadcast room couldn't stand it anymore.

"My fan has turned negative. From now on, I will be my uncle's number one fan. I will be black for this scumbag for the rest of my life!"

"What's going on with the fans upstairs turning to black? What kind of fans? What kind of blacks? How to change?"

"I didn't expect that you can drive on this broken road. As expected, the fans in my uncle's live broadcast room are all talented people!"

"Brother, can you please give me some face? You have the heart to deceive such a simple young lady? Are you still a man???"

"Uncle, to be honest, if I were you, I would deceive the little sister into giving her a third-level package and let her know the dangers of society!"

"Miss Danaizi obviously belongs to everyone. She has the keys, one for three yuan, three for ten yuan. Brother, do you deserve it?"

"Brother, he doesn't deserve it!!!"

"Nonsense, my uncle is worthy of me!"

"Watch it? How many hands does he deserve?"

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Looking at the barrage, Chen Yefeng felt a little guilty.

What the hell is a scumbag?

How come you are such a scumbag?

Isn't it just a scam for equipment? I didn't scam anyone here!

Besides, how can you call it a lie if you agree with each other? Only by getting good equipment can you better protect your little apprentice, right?

Looking at all kinds of barrages that were mad at him, Chen Yefeng twitched the corners of his mouth. To be honest, if it weren't for the fact that he hadn't broadcast live for a long time, he would feel a little sorry for someone on the Internet to set the pace, but he still Brothers who can stand up, he will definitely ban all these people for a day! ! !

Of course, games are still important now, and leading the apprentice to eat chicken is the most important.

After greeting Igeda Naizi, the young apprentice quickly ran under the big chimney, as if he was always on standby.

"Get it!" Chen Yefeng joked and jumped off the chimney after saying that.

I saw that as it fell downwards, the whole figure seemed to be showing its teeth and claws.

Needless to say, the result was such a high distance. The moment he landed, Chen Yefeng's blood volume was immediately emptied and he fell to the ground.

When the young apprentice saw this, he opened his mouth aggrievedly, "Daughter-in-law, I didn't receive it!"

Chen Yefeng: "..."

He was just joking at first, but it seemed like his little apprentice took it seriously?

My stupid little apprentice!

Chen Yefeng felt angry and funny at the same time. This little apprentice would help count money if he wasn't being cheated in the future!

"Calm down!" Chen Yefeng comforted him, "What about that? Pull me up first."

After hearing this, Igueda Naizi helped Chen Yefeng up very obediently and threw a bunch of medicines on the ground.

Soon, with Chen Yefeng's super high hand speed, the master and apprentice searched the entire power plant.

However, Chen Yefeng discovered a truth by searching for equipment just now.

Having good luck with colored pens is not just a mere talk, it is actually true!

Although my little apprentice didn't play well, he turned out to be very lucky. He picked up more medicines than me and had better equipment than me.

Maybe this is God’s special care for such silly and adorable Teletubbies?

After taking a look at the safe area, it was located in the center. There should be no need to run away poison in a short time. This made Chen Yefeng feel a little relieved. After all, there was nothing to fear by himself. If a god blocked the area, he would kill a god, and if a Buddha blocked it, he would kill a Buddha.

But after all, there is a Teletubbies apprentice next to him. He can kill her, but he may not be able to take good care of her.

If someone didn't pay attention to this and she was knocked down by others, how could she still be involved in the world of escorting girls in the future?

Not to mention, if I can't protect my little apprentice well, I'm afraid I will be laughed to death by the fans in the live broadcast room!

Rumble…

At this moment, a rumbling sound came from the headphones.

And listening to the roar coming from the earphones, Chen Yefeng also knew that this was a plane bringing an airdrop to him.

Some fans in the live broadcast room also started to cheer meaningfully at this time.

"My uncle's marksmanship and body skills are top-notch, but he doesn't know how to masturbate!"

"Brother, please masturbate for us. If you can bring this plane down, I will be your number one licker from now on."

"You LSPs, how could you let your uncle do such a thing in front of Miss Naizi!"

"You're a newbie, didn't expect this live broadcast room to have such a special program?

Damn, pay attention! ! ! "

"Ahem, everyone, please restrain yourself. The investigation has been strict recently. If my uncle's live broadcast room is blocked, who will we see in the future?"

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"Then I'll beg your pardon and show you how to jerk off."

Chen Yefeng looked at the increasingly abnormal barrage and started joking with them. He looked at the approaching airdrop plane, took out his m24, and fired immediately!

"boom!"

The sound of M24 gunfire echoed all around!

"Daughter-in-law, is anyone there?" Chen Yefeng's shot immediately frightened the young apprentice. After Chen Yefeng's long and patient training, the young apprentice immediately found a place to hide when he heard the gunshot. stand up!

It can be said that the word "gou" taught by Chen Yefeng is the absolute truth!

"No one!" Chen Yefeng replied with a smile and comforted the little apprentice who looked a little frightened.

Of course, this is not the most important thing, the important thing is...

The next second, an airdrop actually fell from the plane.

This immediately stunned Chen Yefeng, what the hell is going on?

Is this a blind cat encountering a dead mouse? ? ?

Fans in the live broadcast room were also stunned.

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