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This is what Chen Yefeng doesn't want to see the most. He would rather this woman treat him as a brother than his daughter-in-law, who would always say that she wants to marry him, which is a headache and helpless thing.

"I……"

Facing the inquiry from the cute little apprentice Igeda Naiko, Chen Yefeng, who was knocked down, didn't know what to say.

He couldn't tell his little apprentice that it was one of his own who got rid of him, right? What if the little apprentice got angry and the nurse was eager to have a PK with Jiang Xuefen?

What's more, if you go one step further and have another offline real-person PK, what should you do?

Although if a real-person PK really happened, Chen Yefeng would like to go and see what the scene would be like with popcorn, but... this is all for himself after all!

"Ahem, I was knocked down accidentally!" In order to prevent these two people from making a big move for him, Chen Yefeng had to lie.

"Daughter-in-law, just lie there and don't move. I'm here to help you!!!" said the young apprentice Iguda Naizi as he got up from the ground and prepared to pull his wife up.

But at this time, Jiang Xuefen spoke leisurely, "Then I don't know how big Da Naizi is. We don't know the enemy's position yet, and we can't expose it to the enemy's sight, so you hide it first, and I'll do it first." Take a look at the enemy’s situation and then discuss it.”

Chen Yefeng: "..."

Isn’t this my own line? Isn't this what I said just now? This woman can be said to be extremely vengeful!

But there was no other way. He would rather Jiang Xuefen did this than let this woman covet his body!

Chen Yefeng thought for a moment, something was wrong, was he suspected of being a pussy by doing this?

"Oh, I understand, little sister, please be careful." The young apprentice Igeda Naiko also knows how kind his marksmanship is, and he also knows that he can't help much, and he might even be unhelpful, so After hearing Jiang Xuefen's reminder, she crawled behind the bunker twice, calmly pretending to be Voldemort's little cutie.

"Ahem!"

But then, a problem arises.

The poisonous circle has slowly shrunk now, but this woman seems to have no intention of helping herself, which is a bit difficult to handle!

"Then what, we've closed the circle. The top priority is to escape the poison. Can't we talk about anything before we go into the circle?

They are all a family, and there is so much fighting and killing happening without seeing anyone else! "Chen Yefeng said a little embarrassed.

The fans in the live broadcast room were all amused by Chen Yefeng's tone.

"I didn't expect that my uncle would be here today!"

"Brother, stop pretending, my youth is over!"

"You know the family now? Why did you go earlier? It's too late!!!"

"Young lady has now noticed the beastly look of my uncle, and is not moved at all!"

"Brothers, this wave is really exciting!"

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"That...sister Fenfen..."

Seeing that Jiang Xuefen was silent, Chen Yefeng shouted softly, but as soon as he spoke, he was interrupted by Jiang Xuefen's voice.

"Sister Fenfen is also what you call me, wife!!!"

"Uh..." Chen Yefeng's face turned dark. He never expected that this woman hadn't given up yet. She was still paying attention to him!

I'm just a little more handsome, a little too charming, and a little too perfect in temperament. It's not like I want to be like this. He's just born that way. You really can't blame me!

"Okay then, little baby, let's help him out first! Let's get rid of the poison first, and then we can discuss it after we get into the circle." Chen Yefeng had no choice but to say this in line with Jiang Xuefen's words.

"What did you call me just now?" Jiang Xuefen's tone of voice became a little higher.

"Ahem, I say, little baby..."

"No! Who is your little baby? Who do you think is small? Are you looking down on me?"

"What the hell..." Chen Yefeng almost couldn't help but swear.

He doesn't know whether you're old or not, but you're still not happy when you say you're young. Isn't this a thorn in the bottom of a woman's heart?

"What's the matter? Are you at a disadvantage if you call me wife?" Jiang Xuefen snorted questioningly, "Let me tell you, in terms of appearance, the people chasing me in the academy can line up from your west city to Kyoto. I am here for you You can keep your integrity like a jade, but you are so unwilling to call me "wife" after all. It turns out that men are all virtuous!"

"I..." Chen Yefeng didn't know what to say.

As a lesson to the world, I, Chen Yefeng, haven’t done anything, okay? If I really wanted to do something, forget it, but I didn’t do anything. In the end, I was labeled as a man with such virtues. I’m not unjust. What an injustice! ! !

Although there is a saying that people under the eaves have to bow their heads, but this is not an ordinary eaves. This is a major issue related to one's reputation!

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"You won't suffer if you call me uncle! If you don't call me, I will!"

"That's right, maybe you will get something unexpected if you shout?"

"An unexpected gain? What unexpected gain? Could it be that you are applauding for love?"

"I don't know whether to applaud or not. Anyway, I think the little sister probably wants to have a fight with her uncle, and it's a very violent fight!"

"Isn't that a bit too exciting?"

The fans in the live broadcast room were also making noises, but Chen Yefeng was already willing to die rather than surrender.

"Ahem! What I mean is, you help me up, and I'll take you to eat chicken."

"Chicken? What kind of chicken?" After Jiang Xuefen finished speaking, she snorted softly, which was very intriguing.

Chen Yefeng: "..."

Isn't this what I said when I was teasing my little princess? I didn't expect this woman to understand so well. It seems that there is no shortage of experienced drivers like me in this world!

Sigh... tell me, you were really right back then. Why did you have to stay at home and wait for your sister to come back? If you don't wait for your sister to come back, you won't meet this woman. If you don't wait for your sister to come back, you won't be targeted by this woman. , then this woman wouldn’t be thinking about her every day, let alone the thought of being greedy for her body now!

Usually it was Chen Yefeng who teased other young ladies. Today was the first time I saw Chen Yefeng being teased so badly.

For a time, the effect of the program can be said to be so good that it exploded!

Many people in the live broadcast room also bought gifts. After all, most people watch the live broadcast just to have fun. You make me happy. It doesn't matter if I buy a little bit. Anyway, I don't feel bad if I buy a piece of cake.

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"I think everyone should prepare their share of the money. I'm afraid my uncle will get married today next year!"

"If my uncle gets married, then I will never believe that there are scumbags in this world anymore!"

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"Seconds, what you said above makes sense!"

"I'm an honest person. Where is the voice broadcast upstairs? Why can't I hear it?"

"It's true. I heard it. I think what this brother said makes sense!"

"When I get rich, I will definitely buy a mobile phone that can decode barrage voice!"

"Sure enough, everyone in my uncle's live broadcast room is a talented person, and they are all gentlemen, with super positive energy!"

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"Come in and help me!" Chen Yefeng looked at his blood volume after falling to the ground and his blood volume was getting less and less, and his tone was a little impatient.

This woman, even if she was joking, why does it feel like she is serious?

"No, who told you to do that to me on purpose just now!" With that said, Jiang Xuefen took out her gun and shot Chen Yefeng again.

This shot made Chen Yefeng, who was already lying on the ground bleeding, even darker.

Sure enough, women are the most terrifying species. Why couldn't I just think about it and wanted to mess with this bitch?

"Didn't I also want to liven up the atmosphere between us? Don't worry, I will never do this again in the future!" Chen Yefeng promised.

"Ha, man!" Jiang Xuefen sneered, "When we first met, you praised me for being so beautiful, but now, you wish I would stay away from you."

"Ahem, it's a man's mouth. Even if I don't tell you, you know it!" Chen Yefeng smiled awkwardly.

"I said, if you really still have a conscience, just have a showdown with this young lady. You are my person anyway, so let her give up this idea as soon as possible." Jiang Xuefen said.

"Ah?" Chen Yefeng was slightly startled, "What do you mean?"

"Don't pretend to be stupid. You are such a simple young lady, can you bear to let others pay the wrong amount? The long-term pain is worse than the short-term pain. You should show off your cards with them as soon as possible!"

Chen Yefeng curled his lips and said, "What you said is all nonsense, okay? I treat her as my sister, how can you not be like you, who always covets my body!"

"I'm greedy, what's wrong?" Jiang Xuefen said very domineeringly: "I'm greedy, I have the courage to tell the truth! I am called noble!"

"Bah! But then again, is this the person you are talking about?"

"Of course, it's this person!"

"Could you be more clear?"

"You should understand even if I don't tell you!"

"How can I understand if you don't tell me? If you tell me, won't I understand?"

“You don’t need to say anything to truly understand!”

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"666! What the young lady said makes sense, I support it with both hands!"

"Actually, I'm as noble as the young lady. I don't pretend anymore. I'm showing my cards right. I am just the body that is greedy for Xiaoyuan!"

"I'm different from you LSPs. I want to stay with my uncle for the rest of my life."

"Huh? Female fans? My uncle also has female fans?"

"My uncle said that we male fans will take care of all the female fans!"

The people in the live broadcast room started to boo, but the little apprentice Igeda Naiko who was lying on the ground and acting as Voldemort was in a mess.

Although she has been studying abroad as an exchange student for a long time, but... why can't I understand the conversation between my wife and this young lady?

What this person, that person, what I don’t understand, what you don’t understand!

Sure enough, Chinese culture is broad and profound, and this sentence is so damn right! ! !

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