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"Little sister, how many do you have there? I only have three here, which may not be enough!" the young apprentice Igeda Naiko asked very thoughtfully.

Upon hearing the inquiry, Jiang Xuefen also opened her backpack and took a look, "I only have two here!!!"

"Throw it away quickly, throw it away quickly, little sister, it's important to protect your wife!" Chen Yefeng smiled when he heard the anxious voice of his young apprentice Igeda Naizi.

This little apprentice's pain was not in vain, he was still very powerful at the critical moment!

Soon, the young apprentice Igeda Naizi threw three smokes under the guidance of Chen Yefeng, and Jiang Xuefen also threw two smokes under the guidance of her little man.

Swish, brush, brush! ! !

Swish! !

After two people and five smokes were thrown away, the young apprentice Iguda Naizi also reported in a lively manner: "Daughter-in-law, I have thrown away all my smokes."

However, Chen Yefeng felt something was wrong.

Just now, the young apprentice said that she had three smokes, and the woman Jiang Xuefen also said that she had two smokes.

But... I seemed to have heard six voices just now!

So...what the hell is going on?

"Think carefully, are you sure it's your three smokes, two smokes, five smokes in total..." The uneasiness in Chen Yefeng's heart became more and more serious.

"There are only three!" the young apprentice Igeda Naiko said very seriously.

"What about you?" Chen Yefeng asked again.

"I only have two, and I threw them all away!" Jiang Xuefen also said, "Can't I even count? You still doubt me!"

"But, I seemed to hear six voices..."

Chen Yefeng said with a dark face.

silence.

The voice suddenly became quiet, and after a few seconds, the young apprentice's surprised voice came out.

"Ah! Wife, I just checked and it seems that I lost one more." The young apprentice Igeda Naiko looked at his backpack and shouted.

Because she remembered that she had four throwables before, three smoke bombs, and a fragmentation grenade, but now her backpack was empty.

The single fragmentation grenade was gone. Yes, such a large fragmentation grenade disappeared so suddenly.

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On the other side, the four people who came to grab the airdrop were stunned when they looked at the thick white mist and the scarlet red mist.

"Hey, why is there so much smoke here? I can't see anything clearly!"

"Could it be that the airdrop has been picked up by someone in advance?"

"Go and take a look first. Maybe you're just bluffing us and want to pick it up after we leave. After all, I didn't hear any gunshots here!"

After several people discussed it, they decided to go over and have a good inspection.

And at this moment, the fragmentation grenade thrown by the careless young apprentice Iguda Naizi by mistake finally exploded!

Boom! ! !

A huge explosion sounded over the mountainous area, like a sudden muffled thunder in the clear sky.

And because of the blast of air, the red and blue intertwined tones spread to the surroundings.

It looks like a beast is about to rush out from inside and destroy everything!

The sudden explosion stunned the four people who came to pick up the airdrop.

"Huh? What the hell is this? Someone is trying to trick us, right?"

"Damn, I was almost fooled. If I hadn't been careful, I would have been blown down!"

"Retreat first. The enemy is in the dark and we are in the open. We can't take risks!"

The four people began to retreat. After all, they did not want the equipment they had worked so hard to collect to be used as a wedding dress for others, thus making it easier for others.

Chen Yefeng was stunned. Looking at the gray screen, he almost cried.

This is my little apprentice, and I can't do anything to her, so I can only bear it all silently with tears in my eyes.

If it were his own little princess, he would definitely punish her on the spot, or let her know how powerful he is at night!

But this happened to be his little apprentice, and he was also the kind of silly and cute Teletubbies who couldn't tell the difference between smoke and grenades.

"You are so big-hearted and brainless!" Chen Yefeng complained helplessly.

"Daughter-in-law, are you complimenting me?"

However, Chen Yefeng suddenly didn't know what to say when his little apprentice said something.

This... isn't quite right. Why do you feel that your innocent and cute little apprentice seems to be a little led astray?

What's happening here?

You can't bear to lead such a cute and innocent young lady into bad ways. Are you even human? ! !

"Who did you learn this from?" Chen Yefeng couldn't help but ask.

"Xiaoyuan taught me!"

Listening to the excited voice of his young apprentice Igeda Naizi, Chen Yefeng had a black line flowing down his head.

This little princess of ours is really not good at anything. She is the best in teaching others bad things. She is the little apprentice that her brother picked up with great difficulty, but she is about to be taken in?

Chen Yefeng couldn't help but think about it, if his little apprentice Igeda Naizi became like his little princess, what the hell would he suffer from a headache?

Let’s not talk about whether it’s a scam or not. The main thing is that if you have something to do, you should always think about it and give it to yourself. This is the most important thing!

Faced with this kind of situation, it’s just an individual who can’t stand it, okay?

Just when Chen Yefeng was thinking seriously, the woman Jiang Xuefen spoke again.

"Why don't you praise me?" His tone was full of jealousy, which made Chen Yefeng even more embarrassed and his head almost exploded!

Why did this woman come to join in the fun when she had nothing to do? She didn't think she was enough of a headache!

"Why should I praise you?"

"You can praise others, why can't you praise me!"

"Your sister, you can be praised for having big breasts and no brains?" Chen Yefeng asked Cangtian speechlessly for a while.

Fans in the live broadcast room also took the opportunity to start cheering.

"Brother, tell the truth, do you just like women with big breasts and no brains like Miss Danaizi?"

"I understand, it's not that my uncle doesn't like the young lady, he just wants to find a simple and silly woman, preferably one who will help count the money after the sale."

"Brothers, isn't this a scumbag?"

"How many times have I told you, our uncle is not a scumbag, he is a complete beast!"

"Brothers, come with me and rush into this beast's live broadcast room!"

"My uncle is the pillar of our pretentious family. Before you take action, you'd better consider taking me with you. I'll take the lead!"

“Brother-in-law feels sad because of you group of haters!!!”

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"Eh? Wife, how come you were killed by the explosion!" The reaction of the young apprentice Igeda Naizi was always a little too slow. Now he just saw Chen Yefeng who was killed directly because of his mistake in throwing a grenade.

"Ahem..."

Jiang Xuefen also coughed twice, feeling a little embarrassed.

It seems that if I hadn't prayed in my heart to give this little man a thunderbolt, this situation wouldn't have happened.

It's a good thing now. He was knocked down by the bombing zone, but now he was hit hard by his little apprentice.

Is this really satisfying? ? ?

No, no, this is my little man, the person I will marry in the future, how can I ridicule him so ruthlessly! ?

However, it is indeed quite refreshing to think about it. Who allowed this little man to treat me so ruthlessly.

Of course, although Jiang Xuefen wanted to laugh, she still had to hold back, otherwise what would she do if the little man discovered her!

Well, for the sake of a happy life for the two of us in the future, we must endure it! ! !

Jiang Xuefen could bear it, but the fans in the live broadcast room didn't care about it at all. The anchor's misfortune was what they liked to see the most, so a group of fake fans in Chen Yefeng's mouth immediately started laughing heartlessly.

"Now I can say that I don't accept anyone, except my uncle, who is the one who leads me, but I can be eliminated by my sister!"

"Uncle, I really have you. It is simply a shame to our sister-in-law industry. I think you should stop being embarrassed and give up your sister to your brothers. We will definitely not be embarrassed like you!!!"

"Brother-in-law used to be able to take care of just one little sister, but now he's so swollen that he brought up two little sisters at once. Do you really think he can take care of two little sisters? How about it, now comes the retribution!"

"Bring two time bombs with you, you really are your uncle!"

"This program is very effective. As a single person, I feel comfortable watching it anyway. I suggest you come more often!"

"How many more times? Are you afraid that our brother-in-law hasn't been tortured enough?"

"Maybe my uncle likes this? The more you try, the more excited he will be!"

…

Chen Yefeng, who was directly eliminated on the spot by his young apprentice Igeda Naiko with a grenade, could only sigh sadly.

If this was his little princess, Chen Yefeng would have taken off his headphones and rushed to her room to let her know why the flowers were so red!

However, it seems that now that my aunt is at home, even if such a crazy thing happens, I can only endure it silently, and it will not be too late to punish her until my aunt is gone.

After all, the image of a good brother must be maintained, otherwise what would happen if the aunt takes the little girl away.

After all, Chen Yefeng also wanted to have someone to keep him company. Human beings will always be lonely.

But there is no way, this is the masterpiece of the little apprentice you picked up, and this little apprentice is more cheating than your own little princess, what can you do?

Take a look, you said there were three, but four were actually thrown out. This little Teletubbies apprentice may have forgotten to change the thunder!

The most important thing is that after knowing each other for such a long time, his little apprentice and his little princess have gradually grown to like each other!

This made Chen Yefeng unable to fight or even talk about it.

After all, this is his apprentice, what else can he do?

"Sigh... I thought that I, Mr. Chen, had been on the survival island for countless years, killing countless enemies. How many people who had evil intentions towards me were killed by me with one shot, and I swept away all the enemies. I just didn't expect it.

People make mistakes, horses make mistakes, and I, Chen, actually ended up today. I didn't die in the hands of the enemy, but in the end I died in the hands of my own people!

Maybe, this is life! ! ! "

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