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"Ahem, that's all, it's just a joke. Don't be angry, don't be angry..." Chen Yefeng didn't know what to say.

Anyway, I must coax this woman well now, otherwise what if this woman comes to Xicheng to kill me, what will I do with my small body?

When he thought that this woman was very likely to have him executed on the spot, Chen Yefeng felt that this didn't seem to be a bad thing. Although it was a passive defense, he had resisted before. Who knows how strong she is?

All the fans in the live broadcast room were amused and laughed.

"Brother, the effect of this program is really impressive!"

"Brother, you knew this earlier, why did you do it in the first place? Now that the young lady is angry, what will you do?"

"Oh, my uncle doesn't even cherish such a clingy little sister. My uncle is really a beast!"

"Speaking of beasts is just an insult to beasts. My uncle is nothing!"

"You are a disgrace to the pretending family, you are a scum. Is there any elder brother who will join me in overthrowing my uncle's rule!"

"Lay, bury, bury, today next year will be my uncle's memorial day. Brothers, let us remember this day!"

"I'll burn the incense first and then talk!"

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Looking at the barrage and listening to Jiang Xuefen's tone, Chen Yefeng could tell that this woman was definitely very angry now.

In an instant, Chen Yefeng couldn't help but draw a picture in his mind.

Jiang Xuefen, who was wearing a professional suit, took a deep breath, and her clothes were rising and falling.

Of course, this is not the point. The point is that he is going to die. This woman will never let him go easily.

If the complaint goes to his sister, Chen Yefeng doesn't know whether her sister will help her precious brother or her best friend.

"What, actually I just want to make a joke with you, let you know that I am still the same person as before, just like when you first saw me, I was still the same.

I will still say sister, you are so beautiful! "

Since the hard one is not enough, Chen Yefeng decided to use the soft one!

"I can't stand it when you suddenly act like this..." Jiang Xuefen said feeling a little funny.

"Ahem, it's okay, it's okay. I complimented you on how beautiful you are, but you have to have my will to eat your dick!"

"You have forgotten the agreement we made. If I eat chicken, you have to agree to my request!"

"Of course I remember it, but I can't help it. The people in the live broadcast room just said that if you can eat chicken, they will give me gifts!"

"Oh, man!!!"

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Fans in the live broadcast room were also stunned. They thought that my uncle was extremely shameless, but he didn't expect that he would tell lies so easily!

"Brothers, my uncle is a truly rich second generation. Giving him gifts is just looking down on him!"

"For such shameless people, we usually report them and block them!"

"Brothers, isn't this flooding my uncle's live broadcast room?!"

"Today, I, Ye Liangchen, will take the lead in charging into my uncle's live broadcast room!"

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But after all, we are all friends, and Jiang Xuefen doesn't care too much about Chen Yefeng's bad taste.

Of course, it was too late now, otherwise Jiang Xuefen would definitely take this reason and fly directly to Xicheng to punish this little man.

Although she would not pursue the case, as a woman, Jiang Xuefen still decided to take revenge in the future.

The young apprentice Igeda Naizi and the woman Jiang Xuefen continued the game after Chen Yefeng formed a box.

Seeing that the next safe zone was not that far away, Chen Yefeng suddenly had a bad feeling.

Is it possible that these two teletubbies want to kill zero chickens again?

Time passed by, and the result was self-evident. Just as Chen Yefeng guessed, various bombing areas helped, or they were poisoned because no one on both sides ran away.

"Good luck, let's eat chicken tonight!"

Looking at the eight big characters that appeared on the screen, Chen Yefeng fell into deep thought again.

Is it really not possible anymore?

Can't you even take a girl with you?

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Being led by two Teletubbies to eat chicken, Chen Yefeng felt that his live broadcast today was a big mistake.

As the number one in the world, he may become the number one in the universe in the future. Unexpectedly, he was led by his sister to eat chicken, twice!

I am afraid that the shame in this world of nanny belongs to none other than myself! ! !

"Naizi, it's getting late, are you still playing?" Chen Yefeng asked after clicking and returning to the hall.

The meaning can be said to be very obvious. He asked his young apprentice Iguda Naizi to give him a step and quickly got off.

However, the young apprentice Igeda Naiko was obviously in the mood for eating chicken. He ate chicken twice in a row without relying on his wife, which made the young apprentice Igeda Naiko very inflated now.

Therefore, when he heard his wife's inquiry, the young apprentice immediately replied bluntly: "Let's play, of course, let's continue, wife!"

"Sister Nafen, you should stop playing. Don't you have to do aerobics every night to keep in good shape? And women tend to get older if they stay up late. Why don't you just go to bed?" Chen Yefeng said again.

Jiang Xuefen: "???"

When did you do aerobics at night?

Could it be that the little man was hinting that he should do something to keep himself in good shape so that he could catch him?

wrong!

This man must want to send him away so that he can live a sweet world with his little apprentice!

Oh, it is indeed a man! ! !

"Well, I understand what you mean, but you have to..."

Just when Jiang Xuefen was about to tell her not to forget the bet she made with him, she found out that she had been kicked out of the team.

Looking at her computer screen, Jiang Xuefen almost overturned the table, this ruthless little man! ! !

I must not let him go!

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"Don't be angry, don't be angry, there is no one to take care of you when you get sick." Jiang Xuefen reached out and patted her chest to comfort herself. Jiang Xuefen also took out her mobile phone and made a call.

"Hey, why did you remember to call me?" A gentle voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Shiyi! I want to file a complaint with you!"

"Complain? What complaint?"

"What's going on with your precious brother!"

"Xiao Feng?" Chen Shiyi was stunned for a moment. When she thought of her brother, a smile appeared in her eyes, "What's wrong with Xiao Feng?"

"He pissed me off!"

"What's wrong? What happened to you two? Did you provoke Xiao Feng again?"

"What do you mean I provoked him? It was obviously him who provoked me!" Jiang Xuefen complained.

"Oh, I believe it." Chen Shiyi smiled, "I'll just hang up if I have nothing to do. I'm busy."

"Ah, you doting brother fanatic, how could you do this to your best friend!"

"What's wrong with me? You must be teasing Xiaofeng again, otherwise he would have no reason to provoke you."

"Um...how did you know?" Jiang Xuefen, who subconsciously let the slip out, quickly changed her words, "Ahem, then what is going on like this..."

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When Jiang Xuefen was complaining to her sister Chen Shiyi, Chen Yefeng also started a happy and sweet double row with his young apprentice Igeda Naizi, whom he had half-cheated and half-kidded.

After several rounds, Chen Yefeng regained his confidence as a man, went on a killing spree, and led his young apprentice Iguda Naizi to eat chicken.

Time passed by, and after playing a few games with his apprentice, Chen Yefeng was ready to play.

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"Uncle, my sister-in-law hasn't finished her hair yet? You should hurry up and ask, otherwise the hat will have to be worn!"

"Brother, if the broadcast ends so early, is there any activity!"

"Xiao Yuan has been waiting for my uncle for a long time. Brothers all know it!"

"Uncle, please be gentle, Xiaoyuan is still a child!"

"Brother, don't be afraid, just go ahead and play, I will take care of the child!"

"My poor little wish, why do I have to deal with a brother like my uncle? He is such a beast!"

Under the ridicule of the barrage, Chen Yefeng left the broadcast with a dark face.

Are you kidding me, Chen Yefeng, am I the kind of person who likes rabbits to eat grass beside their nests?

After a brief wash, Chen Yefeng also lay on the bed and fell into a deep sleep.

the next day.

Chen Yefeng woke up early. Of course, he originally wanted to sleep until the sun was shining.

but……

The scent coming from the crack in the door made Chen Yefeng unable to refuse.

"Aunt, what are you making? It smells so good." Rubbing his eyes, Chen Yefeng opened the door and happened to see his aunt Chen Shuyun in an apron walking out of the kitchen carrying a plate.

"Xiaofeng, go and wash your hands!" Aunt Chen Shuyun smiled, and then warned: "Go and wake up your sister. This girl is really worrying me to death. If she were like you, I wouldn't have to worry so much every day!"

"Let me see what good things are made first." Chen Yefeng smelled the fragrance and walked over.

Although it was just a simple fried egg and ham, Chen Yefeng still had a huge appetite!

There is no way, after all, I have experienced the dark cuisine of my little princess. Is there anything more delicious than that? Obviously there is no!

After a slight taste, Chen Yefeng ran to the door of his little princess's room to call her to eat.

Kicking open the door, he saw his little princess lying on the bed in a large shape, perhaps having a sweet dream, with a vague smile hanging on the corner of her mouth.

Chen Yefeng smiled helplessly, and after walking over, he reached out and pinched her nose. He waited until the little girl reached out and took it away, then pinched it again when she retracted her hand.

After repeating this several times, Chen Yuan finally opened his eyes leisurely.

"Get up, it's time to eat!" Looking at the sleepy little girl, Chen Yefeng smiled fondly and reached out to pinch her cheek.

"Brother, why did you get up so early!" Chen Yuan stretched his arms lazily and yawned.

"It's still early, the sun is shining on your butt, so get up quickly!"

"I don't!" Chen Yuan hugged Chen Yefeng's arm, looking disgusted.

"You can't afford it. When my aunt comes to call you later, she won't be as gentle as me!"

"Oh, that's right!" Chen Yuan also remembered that this was no longer the world between himself and his cousin, and he quickly rushed to bed and got up.

"Brother, do I look good?" After putting on his clothes, Chen Yuan ran to Chen Yefeng and circled around.

"It looks good, it looks good, wash your hands and go eat!"

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