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"The beastly anchor has been punished by God again. Brothers, what do you say about this incident?"

"This wave is obviously karma, God can't stand it anymore!"

"Can you please pay attention to your image? My uncle is so miserable, but you still laugh? I can't laugh anyway, tears are rolling in my stomach!"

"It's Chinese New Year, brothers from the pretending family, hurry up and set off firecrackers to celebrate!"

"Pah, pah, pah..."

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Looking at the gloating fans, Chen Yefeng was also troubled and couldn't express his sorrow.

Why are other people's fans so cute, with long legs and fragrant smells all over their bodies, while my own fans are just like their geoducks, wishing they could fall into boxes on their own?

We are both fans, but why is there such a big gap during this period! ?

"Ah, brother, why did you fall to the ground all of a sudden!?"

Chen Yuan, who had just fired to attract the enemy and didn't know anything about the situation, turned around and saw his knocked down cousin. The little girl screamed on the spot.

What is going on? My cousin, who was so alive and kicking just now, was suddenly knocked down!

"Ahem, what's that..." Chen Yefeng also had a pained face, "Brother was accidentally blown down!"

"Damn it." After Chen Yuan heard this, he also had a look of resentment on his face: "My brother, such a good man, would be punished by justice from heaven. This bombing zone must be blind!"

"Ahem..." Chen Yefeng blushed when he heard his little princess's words.

In fact, sometimes I don't blame myself for doting on this little girl too much. Tell me, can a cousin like this not dote on her?

Thinking of what he had just done, Chen Yefeng felt a little regretful. As an elder brother, he shouldn't be like this.

You shouldn't let your little princess take risks to attract enemies. She can actually do such dangerous things.

I should have hid immediately after saying that, so that I wouldn't be knocked down by the bombing zone!

"Brother, find a place to hide quickly and I'll help you!"

After saying that, the little girl no longer cared about the task Chen Yefeng had just given. The most important thing was to save her cousin first!

"Well, come and help me, otherwise if other people at the airport touch us, we will be in danger!"

In Chen Yuan's live broadcast room, a group of people were also trying to persuade him.

"Xiao Yuan, if I were you, I would let my uncle wait for death right there!"

"That's right, my uncle can do such a beastly thing, and you actually saved him!"

"Xiao Yuan, if I were you, I would add two more shots to give my uncle a happy life!"

"That's right, you can't spoil a man. The more you spoil him, the worse he becomes. Xiao Yuan, you must not spoil your uncle!"

"Uuuuuuuuah, why don't I have a sister who is as obedient, sensible, and clingy as Xiaoyuan!"

"My brother-in-law's revenge for taking my sister is irreconcilable!"

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Looking at the barrage, Chen Yuan showed a fierce expression.

"If you ever say anything bad about my brother again, I will ban you all!"

As he spoke, Chen Yuan ran towards Chen Yefeng.

Little did he know, what a thrilling scene Chen Yefeng had just experienced!

Originally, he thought he would take two steps to the side, but he really didn't want to be eliminated by Skyfire accidentally. It would be very embarrassing then.

However, just as he had this idea, a sky fire fell about two meters in front of him!

Seeing the smoke from the explosion, Chen Yefeng was stunned for a moment.

Fortunately, I just thought about it. If I had just done it, wouldn't I have been blown into a box now?

Damn it, what did I do wrong that you want to punish me like this?

"Xiaoyuan, come and save me quickly!"

"Brother, I'm here~" Chen Yuan also speeded up his pace excitedly when he heard that his cousin needed him.

Fans in the live broadcast room were laughing crazy.

"Is this the founder of the pretentious family? It's really funny~"

"How come my uncle, a man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, has ended up in this situation today?"

"It's so satisfying, brothers. My uncle has been rampant for so long, and now his retribution has finally come!"

"Brother, tell the truth. Have you done anything wrong? Otherwise, why are you so afraid?"

"My uncle is ashamed of my sister's feelings for him, so it is normal for this kind of thing to happen!"

"It's just that there weren't many resources to begin with, but my uncle took so much and wasted so much on his own. God is trying to help us singles!"

"What are you talking about? Who is single? Don't get involved with me. I am not single. I have two girlfriends, and they are twins!"

"There is something wrong with you upstairs. I suspect you are at ghs, but I have no evidence!"

"Craft work, that's called ghs? That's called inheritance!"

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At this time, Chen Yuan finally ran over. After helping his cousin up, the little girl quickly threw out all the medicine on her body, fearing that her cousin would not have enough.

Watching the blood red in the lower right corner slowly disappear, Chen Yefeng breathed a sigh of relief. However, just when he was about to spray medicine, he suddenly discovered that the bombing zone was coming again!

"What the hell is going on!?" Chen Yefeng complained angrily.

The little girl Chen Yuan was also particularly confused after hearing this.

But no matter what, the bombing zone had just been blown up, and the result was that it came again!

"Brother, what's going on?" Chen Yuan was also very depressed.

I have never seen so many bombing zones when I was playing, but the little girl only thought so. After all, nine out of ten rounds fell into boxes for her. She was thankful to be able to see the bombing zone once. She had never seen it before. Don't blame her either.

After all, she is the third idiot of Douyu Jedi, the woman known as Chen Xiaoyuan, the Queen of Skydiving!

"It's okay, let's find a place to hide quickly!"

With that said, Chen Yefeng urged his little princess to leave quickly and not stay where she was, because it was really too dangerous.

Chen Yuan was naturally very obedient. She immediately ran towards Building 2. As long as she ran into the building, even if you were invincible in the bombing zone, you couldn't do anything to her.

As for Chen Yefeng, who was helped up, after getting a first aid kit, he didn't even bother to get a drink. He also followed his little princess, wanting to enter the building several times.

He had already been knocked down by skyfire in the bombing zone once, and he didn't want to experience it a second time.

Because this feeling is so crazy!

Moreover, it didn't matter that he was bombed, but these brats in the live broadcast room kept mocking him, saying that he was bad at it.

The question is, is this something human beings can resist?

Is this your own dish? This is obviously because I am so unlucky, okay?

But there is nothing he can do. Chen Yefeng really has nothing to do with this group of fans in the live broadcast room. He cannot be beaten or scolded.

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