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"Brother, do I look like I'm easy to fool?"

Chen Yuan pouted and looked so angry that the people in the live broadcast room couldn't stand it.

"Why do you say that?"

"I was deceived like this when I first started playing!"

"Ahem! Then let's leave quickly. Brother will take you to block the bridge."

Chen Yefeng is so embarrassed. It seems that Chen will have to use it more often in the future.

"Brother, I'll drive!" In order to prove himself, Chen Yuan was the first to sit in the driver's seat.

"Okay... let's do it." Chen Yefeng thought for a while and felt that there should be nothing wrong.

However, he really underestimated his cousin.

Who can tell me that on a gentle slope with a gradient of less than 45%, she can forcefully overturn the car? What a shocking maneuver this is! ?

"Brother, I said this was an accident, do you believe it?"

"I believe you, you big-headed devil!" Chen Yefeng was so angry that he didn't want to speak.

…

"Brother-in-law is still too young to believe Xiao Yuan's words!"

"Sure enough, female drivers are the scariest thing. The ancients never deceived me!"

"Female drivers are on the road, flying in the clouds and fog!"

"It's just fun to watch my uncle. To really learn skills, you still have to watch the magical girl Chen Xiaoyuan!"

…

Looking at the car that was lying on its back, looking like a tortoise, Chen Yefeng sighed leisurely.

"Forget it, I accept my fate!"

"Brother, this is really a mistake!" Chen Yuan explained with a smile: "I promise there won't be a next time!"

"Do you still want a next time!?" Chen Yefeng twitched the corner of his mouth.

After sorting out his messy emotions, Chen Yefeng and Chen Yuan ran directly to the abandoned vehicle in the middle of the iron bridge and hid there.

Although blocking the bridge is fun, the waiting time is very boring.

After all kinds of chatting, Chen Yuan began to attract Chen Yefeng's attention.

"Brother, you sing so beautifully, have you ever considered becoming a good-looking singing anchor?"

"If you have anything to say, just say it, don't beat around the bush!" Chen Yefeng directly exposed Chen Yuan's little thoughts.

"Anyway, there's nothing to do now, so why don't you just sing another song~"

"That won't work, there's no reward, I can't be interested!"

"Then you didn't need any reward just now!?"

"That's because your singing is too ugly!"

"I..." Chen Yuan was depressed, "Cousin, what will happen if you praise me!?"

"Brother, let's do this. You are singing a song to me. You can do whatever you want~"

Chen Yefeng slapped his mouth and said, "Anything is okay?"

"Yeah, do whatever you want, do whatever you want!"

"I reject!"

When Chen Yuan heard this, he immediately started the Chen style of coquettishness.

"Brother, you look so handsome, just sing another song~"

"Forget it, let me tell you a story."

"Okay!" Chen Yuan nodded.

Chen Yefeng thought for a while and then said.

"Once upon a time, there was a little girl who sold atomic bombs, but the weather was too cold and she didn't even buy one."

Chen Yuan: "???"

This story seems familiar, but is it a little different?

However, she did not interrupt, but continued to listen to Chen Yefeng's story.

“But it was too cold and no one took care of her business.

For this reason, she did not dare to go home for fear of being beaten by her adoptive father.

It was snowing outside, and she was very cold and tired.

It made her miss her grandma so much that she lit an atomic bomb.

As a result... everyone in the town met her grandma that day. "

"Brother...what's this story?" Chen Yuan was a little confused.

"The little girl selling atomic bombs!" Chen Yefeng replied seriously.

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"WDNMD, uncle, congratulations on your success in ruining my childhood!!!"

“My uncle made me successfully remember my childhood.

That year, cucumbers were still eaten.

That year, fungus was still fungus.

That year, my goddess hadn’t told me that acquaintances were half price…”

"Upstairs, I have a friend who wants to ask you for the contact information of your goddess!"

"Are you sure that friend is not you???"

"If I weren't afraid of meeting someone I know, I would give you a few words!"

…

at this time.

The sound of cars driving came from far and near.

As soon as he thought of this, Chen Yefeng quickly took out his technological gun - SKS, tilted his head and turned on the eight-fold scope, aiming forward.

After waiting for so long, it’s finally opening! ! !

only……

At this moment, a 98K sound suddenly entered his ears.

Immediately afterwards, Chen Yefeng saw in the center of the screen that his blood volume suddenly dropped by a large amount!

The character he controlled also let out a heart-breaking scream.

What the hell...

Could it be that there was a sneak attack from behind? ? ?

"Be careful, there might be someone behind you, maybe someone from Port N, or there might be someone else at the airport who I didn't clear out just now!"

Chen Feng saw that his blood volume had been reduced by a large amount, and reminded Chen Yuan aloud. .

After the reminder, he quickly started packing, while carefully looking behind him.

"Um...brother, it seemed like I was the one who fired the gun just now!"

"Huh?" Chen Yefeng's face turned green as he filled half of the first aid kit.

He belatedly discovered a very important point. The sound came from behind, and it was a 98K sound...

Chen Yefeng looked back and saw that his cousin was about to make a move, and his heart dropped.

"You just hit me!"

"Really!?" Unexpectedly, instead of begging for mercy immediately, Chen Yuan screamed excitedly.

"Ah! Brother, this is my first time hitting someone with 98K!!!"

Chen Yefeng: "..."

Is this the legendary saying of hitting an enemy with a hundred shots and missing, but hitting teammates with one shot is accurate?

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"It's really difficult for my uncle. He can guard against his opponent, but he can't guard against Xiao Yuan!"

"I suggest that my uncle give me Xiaoyuan, and I will educate her well for you!"

"Upstairs, is your education a serious one?"

"What are you all doing? Xiaoyuan is still a child. Just let me take care of this kind of thing!"

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at this time.

The two people on the opposite side who were about to rush to the bridge stopped quickly after hearing the gunshots.

"Brother, I leave it to you. The fire stick in my hand is not easy to use and I can't hit anyone!"

"You are quite self-aware!" Chen Yefeng was immediately offended.

Holding the eight-fold scope SKS in his hand, Chen Yefeng signaled Chen Yuan to hide, not asking her for help, but just asking her to be quiet and not cause trouble.

After some precise pedicure marksmanship, Chen Yefeng also successfully got two kills.

Looking at the two boxes opposite, Chen Yuan shouted excitedly: "Brother, you are so awesome!!!"

After saying that, the little girl ran over happily to lick the bag.

Chen Yefeng was helpless.

My little princess is really good at whatever she does, and she ranks first in licking her pussy!

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