Siheyuan: Collect emotions, don’t even the beasts run away

"Hey!"

Xu Liang put the shocking wood behind him and didn't give it, but said: "Second master, the four Tang monks and apprentices have obtained the true scriptures, and the Buddha has said a word to them, do you know what he is talking about?" "

What?"

"Don't pass it on lightly!"

Bangs in the understood.

The four Tang monks and apprentices arrived in the West Heaven after a lot of hardships, and the first time they took the fake scriptures, because the monks who sent the scriptures asked for money and didn't give them, so they gave the fake scriptures.

Later, when I found out, I went to Rulai to complain, and Rulai smiled and said that the scriptures should not be passed on lightly, and did not punish the monk who asked for money.

And Tang Seng took out the precious golden bowl given to him by the Tang King and gave it to the monk, and then he got the true scriptures.

"Yes, yes, don't pass it lightly!" Bangs took out three yuan and stuffed it into Xu Liang's hand, and Xu Liang gave him the shocking wood.

"Second uncle, with this amazing wood, you will become an uncle sooner or later."

"Don't talk nonsense, don't talk nonsense." Bangs in both hands holding the startling wood and walked away happily.

A piece of rotten wood is exchanged for three yuan, and there is really money in this fat head and big ears bangs.

Back home, the second aunt was brushing the dishes, and her bangs slammed on the table, snap! Syllable!

The first sound was the sound of a startling tree.

The second sound was the sound of the bowl shattering.

The bangs were shocked, and the bowl in the hand of the frightened second aunt fell to the ground and shattered.

Seeing that it was bangs, the second aunt complained: "Old man, what kind of wind are you smoking, you are shocked!" "

I broke the bowl, and my bangs were not only not angry, but happy.

This proves that the amazing wood is so good!

He can't wait to convene a meeting of the whole hospital immediately, and when he shoots like this, Yi Zhonghai will definitely be shocked!

What happened to Uncle One?

There is no shock, it is not as majestic as him!

I can't put it down in my bangs, I will shoot it for a while, and I will shoot it for a while.

The second aunt covered her chest with her hands: "Old man, don't shoot it, it's okay, it's my heart beating when you shoot it..."

As soon as the second aunt said this, the bangs were even more energetic, what he wanted was for others to be shocked!

......

The three great masters of Yanbu are noble.

Yan Bugui put down the fishing rod and poured the fish caught in the net pocket into the basin.

The three mothers came out and saw a small half pot of wild crucian carp, and they were very happy, and they could stew fish soup at home to satisfy their hunger.

"Old man, you have caught so much today."

"Shhhh

"Oh oh..." The three mothers changed their mistakes and brought the fish to the house and cleaned them up.

"Old man, fetch a bucket of water."

Yan Bugui carried a bucket to the pool to fetch water.

The second aunt washed in the pool, and Yan Bugui greeted with a smile.

"Teacher Yan, how many fish did you catch today, you came back so early." Everyone knows that Yan Bugui likes to go fishing on weekends.

"I only caught a few small fish, it's boring, my waist is not good, I can't sit for a long time... Why did you come here to wash the dishes outside? Yan Bugui turned on the faucet to catch the water.

"Hey, don't mention it, our family doesn't know what kind of wind to smoke, so the new Xiao Xu gave a square of wood, and I was upset when I knocked it at home..."

Yan Bugui had already heard the sound of knocking, and when he knocked for a while, he could hear it in the courtyard, and the sound of the water could not cover it.

Xu Liang made a new set of furniture, Yan Bugui knew it, and thought in his heart, if he could give bangs, he should give him one.

If you give him a chair to sit on while fishing, his back won't hurt.

He came home carrying water and wanted to take two crucian carp with him, but he put them down after thinking about it.

"Wife, I'll take a look in the backyard."

Yan Bugui slipped into the backyard empty-handed.

Xu Liang was sweeping the yard.

"Xiao Xu, I'm busy. Pretty diligent. Yan Bugui greeted with a smile.

"Three masters, I'll take a stool for you to sit on." Xu Liang put down the broom and took out two stools from the house, "I'll sweep it right away." "

You're busy, you're busy." Yan Bugui stared at the stool, the brand new one should have been Xu Liang's own shot.

I thought it would be like that, how good can Xu Liang be at a young age? The carpenter is a kung fu work, and the old carpenter is a good worker, which is all accumulated by time and experience.

But now that I look at it, this stool is really good, strong and firm, and it is just right to get on it.

Yan Bugui sat on it, changing his sitting posture, and he was comfortable no matter how he sits.

If you sit and fish, you won't get tired all day.

"Xiao Xu, did you make this stool yourself?"

"Yes, just sit at home." Xu Liang said with a smile.

He had seen Yan Bugui's small actions just now, and he probably wanted to calculate some benefits. Running from the front yard to the backyard is not just looking for yourself to say a few common words.

If it's not profitable, Xu Liang has already seen through it.

These three uncles are all old foxes, and none of them are simple.

"Xiao Xu, you are modest, the waist of the three masters is not good, but it is very comfortable to sit on your waist, your craftsmanship is very good, the stools in the three masters' homes are not as good as yours." Yan Bugui smiled and complimented.

"Huh." It turned out that it was also calculating furniture, Xu Liang smiled and didn't pick up.

"I went fishing today, and my waist began to hurt while fishing, and if I had such a stool to sit and fish, my waist would definitely not hurt."

"Xiao Xu, why don't you give the third master two stools like this, and the third master catches a fish and gives it to you, and it will be used as a salary, okay?"

The two stools were very easy for Xu Liang, the deaf old lady didn't say anything, didn't he also take the initiative to give a crutch?

It's boring for Yan Bugui to coax him like a child.

Yan Bugui had a faint fishy smell on his body, obviously he had just returned from fishing. If you are really sincere, you should bring the fish over, not write blank checks and coax people.

The stool was deceived, and the fish was guaranteed to be useless.

Yan Bugui is looking at his youth and calculating him.

Isn't it, just give it a try.

Xu Liang said with a smile: "Third master, it's good if you say it earlier, the wood I bought is all used up." Otherwise, you buy wood, and I'll call you. Yan

Bugui was unhappy in his heart, and said in his heart that if I buy wood, who can't I fight? Isn't that just not wanting to spend money!

He rolled his eyes and changed his words: "Then you lend me two to sit on the beaten ones, and I will take them to fish, and I will return them to you when I am done." "

I said in my heart, I'll get you a fishy smell when I go back, you don't want to ask for it, I'll take it home and wash it again, and you can sit on it.

"Oh, the third master, it's good if you said it earlier, I'm all in a set, and it won't be a set if I lend it out." Xu Liang was not fooled at all, and if he borrowed it, he would not come back.

"Are you still afraid that the third master won't pay you back?" Yan Bugui's face sank, and he stood up, pretending to be angry.

The heart said, you are a new resident from the countryside, and you dare to offend the three masters? Hurry up and give me two stools, and I won't be angry.

It's a big person, you won't understand this bit of human sophistication, right?

I didn't know that Xu Hao really didn't have any eyesight, so he nodded, "Hmm." "

What do you mean by a hum?

Are you afraid that I won't pay you back?

Yan Bugui was really angry.

"Ding, the failure of the calculation of the host, Yan Bugui is resentful, and he has 0.01 points of hatred."

"Ding, congratulations to the host, collect 0.01 aggro."

0.01？

Two decimal places come out?

Could it be that the emotions generated by people who pick the door and are cautious are also stingy!