Siheyuan: Collect emotions, don’t even the beasts run away

"Let's eat!"

Xu Liang muttered to himself and brought the fried lard residue to the table.

Hey?

The pile of waste wood on the ground that has been turned into crispy pork belly feels like there are two pieces missing.

Although it is waste wood, it is also a good acacia wood, which is extremely hard, and the legs are stronger than bricks when used to cushion the table.

No matter what, let's do the rice first!

The fragrant lard residue mixed with rice is simply so fragrant.

"Meat!"

Back in the shack, Qin Huairu took the meat out of his arms, his eyes lit up, and he immediately pounced and grabbed it.

Jia Zhangshi also saw it, and quickly grabbed the large piece, "Put it up, you can't eat it all at once... It won't go bad if it's fried for a few days. Snatching

the meat from Qin Huairu's hand, the stick terrier opened his mouth and gnawed, "Ouch... Woooooo "

The meat didn't move, and one tooth was gnawed off.

Stick terrier wow wow cry.

"You kid..." The

fried meat is hard, it must be old with a big explosion, it's not strange that the stick terrier child can't bite it, Jia Zhang is not afraid, she took a big bite.

"Alas..." The tears came out, but she didn't bite it, and her teeth hurt.

"Take the knife, take the knife and cut!" Qin Huairu took the knife over and cut it twice without moving, "Why is it so hard?" "

Even if you fry it old, you can't be so hard, the knife can't cut it!

"Chop!" Jia Zhang covered his cheeks and said.

"Good!" Qin Huairu raised the knife high and chopped it down hard.

Click!

A gap appears in the blade.

Yes!

Jia Dongxu screamed.

He was waiting to eat the meat, but the blade splintered into his face, and he bled a lot.

"I'm stupid, I can't chop meat! ...... What are you doing in a daze, go and see Dongxu! "Jia Zhang snatched the knife and asked Qin Huairu to take care of Jia Dongxu.

Seeing Jia Zhang's knife raised, the stick terrier hurriedly ran outside, he was worried that it would be too dangerous to be hit by fragments and eat meat!

Jia Zhang is very experienced, not chopping with a flat knife like Qin Huairu, but diagonally at an angle and chopping the tip of the knife close to the knife.

I chopped it in one fell swoop.

Although it was not chopped, it did not break the blade.

Jia Zhang didn't pull out the knife, but held the knife and smashed it on the table with the meat, like chopping wood.

"This Xu Liang definitely can't cook, how can he fry so old? It's harder than stone! Jia Zhang couldn't help but complain.

You can eat meat right away.

The stick terrier looked at it without blinking, forgetting about the toothache.

Suddenly, he saw that the piece of meat seemed to flash a little, and he couldn't help but blink, and when he looked again, hey, how did it turn into wood?

Jia Zhang's is still chopping hard, and it is estimated that he can chop it open now, which is too difficult to chop!

Syllable!

Chop it open.

Split in half, because the force was too great, it fell to the ground.

Jia Zhang hurriedly picked it up, hey, where is the meat? There were only two pieces of split acacia wood on the ground.

Jia Zhang's couldn't find the meat, he looked confused, he obviously heard that it fell to the ground, why couldn't he find it?

She went to the ground and looked under the bed, but there was none.

Strange!

"Where's the meat?" Jia Zhang muttered to himself.

"Mom, chop it open?" Qin Huairu stopped Jia Dongxu's bleeding, but fortunately, he just wiped a hole and didn't collapse into the flesh.

"Mom, what are you looking for?" Qin Huairu was puzzled, didn't she chop meat.

"Meat, I just chopped it open, and the strength was too strong, and it fell to the ground, why can't I find it."

"Huh?" Qin Huairu also helped to find it, except for the two pieces of split acacia wood, where is there any meat?

"Stick terrier, do you see where the meat falls?" After searching the ground and not finding it, Qin Huairu casually asked the stick terrier, "Stick terrier, what's wrong with you?" The

stick terrier's eyes were wide open, as if frightened, and he pointed to the acacia wood on the ground, "The flesh has changed, it has become wood!" "

This kid... What nonsense! Qin Huairu kicked the acacia wood aside, she obviously got back two pieces of meat!

She can't tell the difference between wood and meat?

She and Jia Zhang searched for a long time, but still couldn't find it.

Jia Zhang seemed to think of something, took out the meat that was put up, and was frightened when he saw it, how could there be any meat?

Just one piece of acacia wood!

Qin Huairu was also dumbfounded, what she got back was clearly two pieces of meat, how did it turn into wood?

"Amitabha!"

Jia Zhang whispered, pulled Qin Huairu aside, and asked, "Did you bump into something dirty?"

Qin Huairu shook her head, "No..."

she wasn't sure.

After all, before, the stupid pillar was suddenly injured like that and the murderer was not found, and some people said that the backyard was haunted.

Did she bump into a ghost?

Qin Huairu came to the door of Xu Liang's house and saw that the place where she had stolen meat just now was a pile of waste wood.

Her face turned pale.

"What?"

Seeing Qin Huairu staring at the waste wood, Xu Liang was not happy, he always felt that there was less wood.

Qin Huairu is very suspicious, otherwise what else would she be staring at the waste wood?

The expression is not right either!

"You, your house is haunted!" Qin Huairu said in a trembling voice.

"! Your house is haunted! Did you steal my wood? "

No, I didn't... They all turned into meat just now..."Qin Huairu pointed to the waste wood, his eyes frightened.

Ha!

Xu Liang understood.

Just now he used the illusion charm to turn the waste wood into fried meat, and Qin Huairu must have stolen it.

After stealing it home, I found that it had turned into wood again, so I came back to see if anything had changed.

It looks like it's scary.

The little face turned white.

"Don't talk nonsense... You must have bumped into a ghost yourself! Hurry up, don't bother me! Xu Liang began to pick people up.

Qin Huairu glanced at him resentfully, his eyes fell on the table, Xu Liang hadn't finished the fried lard residue, and there was still some left.

"Xiao Xu, give me the leftover lard residue you eat... Don't eat in vain, Sister Qin will wash your clothes. With that, Qin Huairu walked into the house.

Xu Liang hurriedly dodged away and walked outside.

Qin Huairu has a big belly, and he must keep his distance, so as not to be falsely accused.

Lonely men and widows are in the same room, and he has to come out to avoid suspicion, lest Qin Huairu say that he is a hooligan.

In these days, hooliganism is a felony, and it is possible to shoot him.

And it's not that rigorous.

Xu Liang had heard others say that on the street, a man looked at a woman and whistled at her, and was arrested as a hooligan.

Shot!

Can't believe it, right?

And it was shot immediately, and there was no time at all.

So many people on the street heard and saw whistling at the woman, the evidence is conclusive!

So, Whistle was once called a hooligan whistle!

[I saw this example in the extralegal fanatic Zhang San, not I made it up.

"What are you doing? ...... Come out quickly! Xu Liang stood outside and shouted, hoping that Lou Xiao'e would hear the movement and come out to give him a witness.

Qin Huairu didn't seem to hear it, and went straight to the inner room, and saw that there was a panty on the bed, which seemed to have just been changed.

She didn't shy away from it, she reached out to take it, her eyes fell on it, but she couldn't help but stagnate.

It must be three or four pounds, right?