Siheyuan: Collect emotions, don’t even the beasts run away

Xu Liang fished the soft-shelled turtle out of the pot, put the urine again, and threw it back into the pot.

Lou Xiao'e hasn't come out yet.

Do you want to go over and listen to the commotion?

This stupid woman!

Take that big bowl!

Xu Liang's eyes rolled, his heart moved, he exchanged a bottle of beer from the mall, poured it into the bowl, the golden color was very similar...

The door of the inner room opened, Lou Xiao'e pinched her nose with one hand, held the bowl with the other, and walked out cautiously, for fear of spilling.

"Take, remove the lid." Lou Xiao'e said with a red face.

"I'll check, check!" Xu Liang stood up.

"What are you doing?" Lou Xiao'e stepped back, what smelled of urine! The commotion is dead, she herself feels commotion, Xu Liang still needs to smell it!

Xu Liang pinched his nose and fanned the wind with one hand, "Yours is unhealthy!" Let mine go. As

he spoke, he picked up the bowl full of beer and deliberately showed it to Lou Xiao'e, "You smell it, I'm not angry at all!" Lou

Xiao'e's beautiful eyes couldn't help but widen, she didn't smell it, it was so disgusting!

"Take it away, take it away!"

"Hehe..." Xu Liang took the lid of the pot and poured the beer into it, leaving a little left.

Lou Xiao'e had a bitter face, she really urinated, how can she eat this? She can't eat it!

I saw that Xu Liang didn't pour it all, but also left a small half bowl, and raised his neck to drink it.

Vomit!

Lou Xiao'e couldn't stand it anymore, ran to the small garden, threw away all the bowls and urine, and vomited.

Hahaha...!

When the trick reached Lou Xiao'e, Xu Liang was going to die of laughter.

This stupid woman!

"Why are you so disgusting?" Lou Xiao'e finished vomiting, her face full of resentment, "Why did you let me go... It's so disgusting that I don't eat it! "

Beauty and beauty, don't you really eat it?"

"Don't eat it!" Lou Xiao'e was angry, and her mouth was bulging.

The stronger the scent.

Lou Xiao'e's expression was tangled, "Xu Liang, why are you so disgusting?" I actually drank urine! It

seems that after simmering over high heat, I can't smell any urine, but Lou Xiao'e still responds in her heart.

"The boy urinates a lot, do you understand?" Xu Liang smiled, in a few minutes, you can drink.

"Are you still peeing as a child?" Lou Xiao'e blushed, as if there was such a statement, if Xu Liang was still a child, it didn't seem so disgusting...

She recalled carefully, as if she never had the smell of her commotion.

"Let's eat!" Xu Liang extinguished the fire, and Lou Xiao'e silently brought the bowl, still hesitating to drink.

"If you don't drink it, I'll drink it all." Xu Liang teased her, this stupid woman is so interesting.

"Drink!" Lou Xiao'e gritted her teeth, took the spoon, filled a little bit, and tasted it carefully.

Then I filled half a bowl and took a big sip with a comfortable expression.

"It's delicious!"

"Xiao Xu, you are so good, you know everything! I didn't even know that I had to pee in the soft-shelled turtle soup! I'll go back to my parents' house and stew it for my parents, your stew is better than theirs.

"Don't you like it?"

"Nasty! You are not allowed to drink it, beauty and beauty, what do you big men drink! "

Okay, okay, I'm not drinking. I'll catch a big turtle and you can bring it back to your parents' house, it's pure wild, and you don't necessarily have money to buy it. "As for urinating, Xu Liang didn't mention it, Lou's father and Lou's mother shouldn't be so stupid.

"Good!" Lou Xiao'e was very satisfied, and Xu Liang thought about him thoughtfully.

"Then you go fishing tomorrow, Xu Damao will rest tomorrow, and I will go back to my parents' house with him."

"Okay." Xu Liang happily agreed, but others couldn't catch it, but it couldn't stump him.

The next day, Xu Liang caught a big turtle early in the morning and came back and handed it to Lou Xiao'e.

Lou Xiao'e was so happy to see such a big wild turtle, and her parents must be happy to take it home.

She stuffed the salt water bottle into Xu Liang's hand and said in a low voice, "Xiao Xu, borrow some boy urine."

"What? Oh well!

Xu Liang took the salt water bottle back to the house and closed the door.

The saline bottle is the glass bottle used to hang the saline in the hospital, and many families use it to hold sesame oil or something.

He redeemed a bottle of beer from the mall, poured it into a brine bottle, and fastened the rubber lid.

Lou Xiao'e took it and hid it in her arms, and couldn't help but be stunned, "Why is it cold?" "

The urine that just peed should be warm!

"Uh..."

"Maybe your bottle is too cold."

Lou Xiao'e was suspicious, she couldn't help but look at Xu Liang, and clearly said, Xiao Xu, you better go to the hospital to check it out, don't have any problems!

Xu Damao didn't know where to borrow the bicycle, the soft-shelled turtle hung on the handlebar, Lou Xiao'e sat in the back, and the two happily went back to their parents' house.

The backyard was quiet all at once.

Xu Liang woke up from a nap, very bored, or interesting when Lou Xiao'e was there, talking and laughing.

As he was chattering, he saw Lou Xiao'e striding over, angry.

"Xu Liang, you die for the old lady!"

Lou Xiao'e stood at Xu Liang's door, her hands on her waist.

It's a shame to be in front of my parents today.

insisted on urinating, and took out the bottle of saline.

As a result, her father told her that the brine bottle contained beer, not urine.

Stewing soft-shelled turtle soup is to release the urine of the soft-shelled turtle, not to put urine in it!

Xu Liang is just playing with her!

She believed them all!

"Heh, silly woman, have you finally found out?" Xu Liangcai would not go out to bear the anger, lying on the bed and pretending not to hear.

After waiting for a long time, seeing that Xu Liang didn't go out, Lou Xiao'e came in, "Don't pretend!"

She walked to the inner room and pierced Xu Liang's performance of pretending to sleep.

"Hey, hey... Why did you come back alone? Xu Liang asked with a grin.

"You have to take care of it!" Lou Xiao'e was puffed up, and Xu Damao was temporarily called to show a movie to a unit.

"Xu Liang, you come down and let your sister-in-law beat you twice." The bed was weird, and Lou Xiao'e didn't dare to go up.

"Why are you hitting me?" Xu Liang asked innocently.

"What do you say, you dare to fool me!" Thinking of being tricked by Xu Liang into peeing in the house with a bowl yesterday, Lou Xiao'e couldn't help but blush.

It's a shame to die!

It's stupid to bring it out...

"Moth!"

"I'm your sister-in-law!" dared to tease her, Lou Xiao'e looked around for something, "You don't have a rolling pin at home?" Xu

Liang pouted, if he did, he wouldn't tell you, and he wasn't stupid!

Taking advantage of Lou Xiao'e's turn of face, he got up like a leopard and hugged Lou Xiao'e.

"Moth!" The call that suddenly approached her ear made Lou Xiao'e freeze her body.

"I'm your sister-in-law!"

"Moth!"

"I'm... Xu Liang! Xu Liang! ...... Hmmm! Unexpectedly

kissed, Lou Xiao'e's brain instantly became blank, she beat Xu Liang, but her fists became more and more weak...

......

Lou Xiao'e still broke free, took half a step back, kept her distance, and took a big gulp to replenish her breath.

"Moth, don't blame me, if you want to blame, blame you for being too beautiful, you have a fatal attraction to me, I can't help it!"

Xu Liang's words made Lou Xiao'e's heart soften all of a sudden.

She said crampedly and weakly, "I'm your sister-in-law. "