Siheyuan: Collect emotions, don’t even the beasts run away

It was late at night, and people were pretty much asleep.

Jia's family, snoring.

The move was very tiring, and the family slept soundly.

Qin Huairu had just finished feeding Xiaodang and was also asleep.

Soon after she fell asleep, there were a lot of things in the room, fishing rods, crutches, stools, and even a large black cauldron....

And it is still increasing, and soon the empty space of the Jia family's new house will be filled.

All of this was moved from other places by Xu Liang using the Chrono Shift Talisman.

Tomorrow, the Jia family will wake up and be pleasantly surprised.

As soon as the sky was bright, the three great masters Yan Bugui got up, he opened the door, and the fresh air of the early morning hit his face, which made people feel refreshed.

He couldn't help but stretch, and as usual, he glanced around from left to right.

Hey?

The sweeping gaze turned back, why was the fishing rod missing?

It's a tool for him to improve his life, and it's a rare form of entertainment.

Is it misplaced? Yan Bugui rummaged around.

After looking for a long time and not finding it, I went back to the house and woke up the three mothers, "Wife, have you seen my fishing rod?" The

three mothers opened their eyes, "It's outside, no one dares to move." "

Yan Bugui's fishing rod is not touched by anyone else except himself.

"It's gone!" Yan Bugui said anxiously.

"Huh?" The three mothers stopped sleeping, so they got up to help find it.

The second uncle yawned in his bangs, and after picking up his pants and putting them on, he Xi habitually buckled his belt, his hand paused, looked down, and said in surprise, "What about my belt?" "

Silly pillars.

After the Jia family moved yesterday, Silly Zhu moved back from Yi Zhonghai's house, and he was also tossed enough.

He slept in a daze, and got up to relieve himself.

The courtyard is a public toilet, and outside the courtyard, he was injured and inconvenient, so he put a urine jar in the house.

I felt a little relief on the urine tank, I heard that the sound was wrong, it was not a swishing sound, rubbed my eyes and looked again, all the urine was on the ground, how could there be any urine tank?

Obviously brought it to the house, but it was urinated once before going to bed, why is it gone?

Silly Zhu scratched his head, unable to understand.

Could it be that Qin Huairu came to help him pour it out in the morning?

......

Jia family.

"Water, Qin Huairu, give me water." Jia Dongxu asked for water in a daze, Qin Huairu fed milk several times in the middle of the night, and slept very dead, so he didn't hear it.

Jia Dongxu stretched out his hand to grope at the head of the bed, usually Qin Huairu poured a glass of water and put it at the head of the bed, which was Jia Dongxu's Xi for many years.

Jia Dongxu likes to drink, and people who drink alcohol also drink water frequently, opening their eyes for two things every day, lighting a cigarette and drinking water.

Jia Dongxu is not diligent, but when he wakes up, he must drink water first.

He touched the cup in a daze, shook it, and with the sound of rushing water, he picked it up and poured it into his mouth.

It's a bit of a struggle, and he didn't think much about it, thinking that it was because he was recuperating from an injury and not exercising, and his strength in his hands was small.

Boom!

Vomit!

Why are you so angry?

Bitter and astringent!

Jia Dongxu was excited, and when he opened his eyes, he was holding a urine jar in both hands, and the liquid in it was urine, not water!

Vomit!

When you're angry, what are you doing with the urine tank at the head of the bed? Put it underground!

As soon as you look down, there is a urine tank underground!

Hey?

So where did this urine jar come from?

How can there be two?

Jia Dongxu was a little confused, and casually put the urine jar back to the head of the bed.

When I looked at the house again, the good fellows, it was full, and the place to stay was gone.

Stools, tables, sticks... Everything, and a fishing rod.

Where did they come from?

Jia Dongxu was confused, he didn't have these things when he slept yesterday.

He got up slowly, helped his things and walked to the inner room, and when he saw Qin Huairu sleeping, his lips trembled with anger.

"Slut!"

Qin Huairu fell asleep after feeding Xiaodang and had a dream.

In the dream, she was walking alone on the path, and suddenly a man ran out, covered his mouth and dragged her to the barren grass.

"Husband, why are you beating me?" Qin Huairu rubbed his eyes and looked at Jia Dongxu puzzled.

Jia Dongxu was holding the soles of his shoes, and he used the soles of his shoes to pump Qin Huairu's ass just now.

Qin Huairu was very aggrieved, why did she say this, she worked very hard to take care of her children every day, and she didn't have the heart to think about those things at all.

She followed Jia Dongxu's gaze and looked at where

the crutches came from in the direction of her feet?

Qin Huairu was dazed, and then recalled the dream

, which was a little familiar, as if it was a crutch of a deaf old lady in the backyard, how did she get to her bed?

"Son, where do we have so many things at home?" Jia Zhangshi also woke up, holding a belt in his hand and asked Jia Dongxu, "Is it your belt?"

Jia Dongxu shook his head, he didn't have this kind of cowhide belt.

Knock knock!

Yan Bugui knocked on the door of Silly Zhu, "Silly Zhu, have you seen my fishing rod?" "

I didn't see it." Silly Zhu said.

Yan Bugui went to Jia's house.

Silly Zhu saw that the door of the Jia family was closed, and he was even more puzzled, hasn't Sister Qin gotten up yet?

Knock knock!

Yan Bugui knocked on the door of Jia's house.

"It's coming!" Jia Zhang agreed inside, and then heard the sound of pulling the table and moving the stool, and it took a long time to open the door.

Yan Bugui took a look, good guy, this house is full of things, and it was empty yesterday!

"Did you see my fishing rod?" Yan Bugui asked.

"Fishing rods?" Jia Zhang was a little impressed, as if she had seen it just now, she turned her head to look around, and really saw a fishing rod.

"Is that your fishing rod?"

Yan Bugui squinted his eyes and took a closer look, wasn't it his fishing rod?

He hurriedly took it in his hand and looked at it carefully, confirming that it was his fishing rod, "Why did it come to your house?"

"I don't know." Jia Zhang said in wonder, "I didn't have it last night, and when I woke up, the house was full of things." Yan

Bugui's expression was suspicious, feeling that your house is a cornucopia, right? After sleeping for a night, the baby will come out automatically.

Silly Zhu also came over to see the excitement, mainly to see if Qin Huairu was up. He poked his head into it, "Oh, there are so many things, they're all stuffed." "

I'm a little unhappy in my heart, I emptied my house, and your house is full.

Suddenly, his eyes fell on the head of the bed, which was his own urine tank?

I'm not sure, whose urine jar is put at the head of the bed!

It's not a water cup, it's convenient to drink water when you sleep!

But it's really quite similar, the more you look at it, the more it looks, it's exactly the same.

couldn't help but be happy, "Aunt Zhang, Brother Jia's cup of drinking water is very special."

Jia Dongxu came out of the inner room, "That's a urine tank, you can't see it!" "

Urine tank? Put the head of the bed? "Silly Zhu didn't know what to say.

Jia Dongxu said angrily, "The grandson put it!" He

was so angry that he drank a big mouthful of urine, and he didn't know who was so immoral, so he put the urine jar on his bedside.

"Urine tank?" Silly Zhu walked in and took a closer look, this was clearly his urine jar!

Snort, yes, it's his smell!

"Yours?" Jia Dongxu asked.

"Huh? It's mine, how did it get to your bedside? Silly Zhu casually admitted.

"Good fool!" Jia Dongxu is going to grab the hair of the stupid pillar and make him drink urine, he can't kill you!