Siheyuan: I raise ants and steal all the property from animals

Chapter 8

Jia Dongxu came to the backyard and saw that the door of Xiang Shuguang's house was closed. He raised his hand and knocked on the door.

"Damn, what door are you knocking on? Just kick the door down!"

Jia Dongxu raised his leg and kicked it.

Bang!

"Xiang Shuguang, get out of here."

Jia Dongxu shouted loudly.

Bang!

Another kick.

Another shout. No matter how big the courtyard is, it is still a courtyard. Jia Dongxu's kicking and shouting can be clearly heard by the people in the backyard.

People in the middle courtyard can also hear it clearly. You can hear it.

Even people in the front yard can hear it vaguely.

Xu Damao was the first to come out to watch the excitement.

"I knew that Xiang Shuguang had beaten the Jia and Zhang family, and the Jia family would definitely not let it go. Jia Dongxu is here, and Yi Zhonghai is probably coming soon!"

Liu Haizhong was not surprised at all. He brought the whole family out to watch the fun.

Xiang

Shuguang had just taken a bite of pheasant meat when he heard someone kicking the door.

"It's Jia Dongxu, seeking death!"

Xiang Shuguang stood up, a cold light flashed in his eyes.

From the memory of his predecessor, he learned that he was often bullied by the Jia family. He is not his predecessor, but he must seek justice for his predecessor!

When he came to the door, he stretched out his hand to open the door.

"Wait, Jia Dongxu kicked the door?"

"good chance!"

Xiang Shuguang sneered.

Jia Dongxu kicked the door continuously, with almost the same time interval.

Xiang Shuguang timed it in his mind. Jia Dongxu kicked the door again, and when he was about to kick the next time, Xiang Shuguang suddenly opened the door.

Jia Dongxu just kicked it over. The kick was empty!

He couldn't hold back his foot, so he did a split!

He fell down, and his crotch hit the threshold!

Boom!

Xiang Shuguang felt pain for Jia Dongxu.

This time the collision was solid, with no buffer at all!

Ouch!

Jia Dongxu's eyes bulged, almost bulging out.

Then he covered his crotch and let out a high-octave scream, sharp and harsh!

"Haha, Jia Dongxu, are you okay?"

"Did the egg break?"

"Are you a eunuch?"

Xiang Shuguang gloated for a while

"Eunuch?"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.

Jia Dongxu's crotch hit the threshold, and his two eggs must have broken when they came into contact with the hard threshold!

"What a pity, what a pity, Qin Huairu is so beautiful, but Jia Dongxu has no chance to enjoy it anymore"

"You don't have any thoughts about Qin Huairu, do you?"

"What are you talking about?"

Human happiness is often based on other pains.

Jia Dongxu screamed repeatedly, and everyone laughed.

Liu Haizhong, as the second uncle, didn't even think about it!

"You are talking nonsense, I am not a eunuch, my balls are not broken, I just hit my leg!"

Jia Dongxu touched the egg quietly.

It hurt! He shivered with pain when he touched it!

The only thing that made him happy was that the egg was still intact, not broken or flattened, just swollen!

"Is it really not broken?"

"Then you should prove it!"

Xiang Shuguang taunted

"Yes, yes, so right!"

"Jia Dongxu, you said your eggs are fine, take them out and show them to everyone."

Xu Damao was the first to respond, fearing that it would not cause too much trouble.

Everyone started to make noises and asked Jia Dongxu to take it out and have a look.

Jia Dongxu's face turned dark. Can he take out the egg and look at it casually?

"Don't you dare take it out?"

"It's okay, we understand you"

"It won't be a big deal if your egg breaks. You have a wife and children. Even if you become a eunuch, you won't become a destitute family!"

Xiang Shuguang"comforted" Jia Dongxu.

Hahaha!

Everyone laughed even more cheerfully.

Everyone unanimously concluded that Jia Dongxu's egg broke and he became a eunuch!

"Xiang Shuguang, shut up!"

Jia Dongxu was almost furious.

He was very sure that he had not turned into a eunuch, his balls were just swollen!

He really wanted to show it to everyone.

The problem was that he didn't dare to show it!

That was a hooliganism!

"You hit my mother and hurt me again. You have to pay compensation. Just give me a hundred yuan!"

"In addition, I am injured, give me some nutrition from your pheasant."

Jia Dongxu changed the subject.

We can't talk about Dandan anymore!"

"Jia Dongxu, you are wrong"

"What you broke are eggs, what's the use of a pheasant?"

"I think you should change the conditions and ask Xiang Shuguang to buy two eggs for you, hahaha!"

Xu Damao laughed unscrupulously

"No, eggs and that egg are not the same thing. I think we should go to the butcher and buy two"pig balls" to compensate Jia Dongxu."

"Will pig eggs just work?"

"Regardless of whether it can be used or not, at least the"pig eggs" and Jia Dongxu's two eggs are the same thing."

"It seems to make sense, but why does it sound like a curse to me?"

"Giving him two"pig eggs" doesn't mean he calls Jia Dongxu a pig?"

While everyone was talking, Jia Dongxu turned into a pig!

Xiang Shuguang smiled

"Jia Dongxu, did you hear that?"

"Everyone suggested that I compensate you for two"pig eggs". What do you think?"

"If you agree, I will go to the vegetable market now to see if I can buy two fresh"pig eggs"""

Xiang Shuguang deliberately spoke loudly, suppressing everyone's comments. coax!

Everyone laughed louder.

In an era when entertainment is scarce, watching the excitement is one of the most important pastimes. More and more people are watching the excitement, and the discussion is getting louder and louder.

"Xiang Shuguang, I will fight with you!"

Jia Dongxu was furious.

His eggs were not broken, and there was no need to replace them with"pig eggs." He was not a pig.

But he only had one mouth, and he could not speak to a large group of people with dozens of mouths.

His voice of defense was drowned out Amid everyone's discussion and anger,

Jia Dongxu jumped up, endured the pain, and rushed towards Xiang Shuguang.

Bang!

Xiang Shuguang kicked Jia Dongxu away.

In the tavern, his ants diverted half of Fan Jinyou's strength. Come to him.

Now.

His strength is far beyond that of ordinary people.

Immediately afterwards,

Xiang Shuguang walked up to Jia Dongxu, kicked Jia Dongxu down when he had just stood up, stepped on his chest with his right foot, and nailed him to the ground!

"Let me go!"

Jia Dongxu's eyes were all red.

He stared at Xiang Shuguang with burning eyes.

He grabbed Xiang Shuguang's feet with both hands and tried to push them away from him.

"Stop wasting your energy. Are you a weakling like you still trying to resist me?"

"Wrong, you are not a weakling, you are a eunuch!"

Xiang Shuguang changed his name, which made everyone burst into laughter.

"I am not a eunuch, my balls are not broken, you slander me!"

What Jia Dongxu cares about most is not being beaten, but his balls!

Helpless!

No one believes it!

Just now, everyone saw it.