Sorry, I don't play poker on luck

Chapter 176 Don't Burn My Calories

In the bus that fell to the ground, the frogmen of the program team jumped out of it one by one.

Afterwards, Huichun and Slime also got out of the car window, and they seemed to be fine.

"Look, I know it."

Shi Li sighed.

However, after he observed it, the program team didn't seem to have any plans to terminate the recording.

Obviously, the cultural atmosphere here is still different from that of Blue Star.

"Do you want some chocolate?"

At this time, Qingqing next to him raised the sign and patted him on the shoulder.

A slice of chocolate fell out of the doll's mouth and landed at Shili's feet.

"Um?"

Shi Li didn't react for a while.

But on the bullet screen, it was already a joke.

[Hahahahaha, as expected of a magician! 】

[But it is too blatant to hold a sign like this]

[Appeared, this is a frog who dared to challenge the dignity of the program group! 】

[I like this guy! 】

Ah Qing's character design in the dungeon is a dumb magician.

As for Shi Li, he was a vacant executive in a large listed company.

Shi Li:?

"Teachers, you can't eat chocolate! Quack!"

Following their fellow PD, they were in a hurry on the spot.

As the barrage said, cheating doesn't even know how to cover it up, why don't you challenge our dignity?

"What chocolate, how can there be chocolate."

Shi Li stepped forward and lightly stepped on the piece of chocolate.

【Ha ha ha ha! This is also a guy who opens his eyes and talks nonsense]

[I think this group will be more interesting]

[The group next door is not bad either. That Shi Wa just got out of the car and was hit by a billboard again, and he was not injured! 】

[Is that right? I'll jump over to have a look! 】

In the end, the chocolate was confiscated by the program group.

"Isn't it a magician, and the products of magic can't be eaten?"

Shi Li muttered, and then complained to Ah Qing: "You can't give it to me quietly, you have to raise your sign."

"PD, it was detected that Mr. Frog's body has increased by about 200 calories, croak."

At this time, a staff member in charge of testing reported.

"Mr. Frog, did you steal it too? All of this cannot escape detection."

"We will directly deduct the original number of calories this time."

"Don't be an example next time, if you do this again, you will be sentenced to elimination this round."

"Quack quack!"

PD immediately put on a straight face.

"Are you called a frog? It's not against harmony at all."

Shi Li felt that the name Ah Qing was a little funny.

"Let's hurry up and decide where to go next."

Ah Qing raised his sign angrily.

"You can't beg, you can't eat garbage, you can't work..."

"Then let's go to this place, a large zoo."

"There should be plenty of animals to hunt in a zoo."

Immediately point to the terminus on one of the bus route signs.

【Ha ha ha ha! Did I hear you right? 】

[This frog is really outrageous, actually planning to go to a large zoo to hunt animals! 】

[The key question is, how could a mere mortal frog beat those large animals! 】

"Um, Teacher Shiwa, do you have some misunderstandings?"

"A large zoo does not mean a very large zoo, but a zoo of very large animals."

"Quack quack."

The PD was watching the barrage in real time, and made a counterpoint to the netizens.

"Meaning, I can eat them if I win the fight, right?"

The other party did not expressly refuse, which made Shi Li feel refreshed.

"The zoo... is indeed a good choice, quack."

PD still didn't make it clear, and gave an ambiguous choice.

Animals in the zoo, of course, cannot be eaten.

So he felt that the other party was playing tricks on him, just pretending.

But let's lead the other party over first.

If the other party really staged a frogman fighting a giant unicorn or something, wouldn't it be another hot spot in this episode and increase the ratings.

Or it would be nice to have some interaction with large animals.

And it's not like I'm a fool, because the zoo has a good natural environment, and there are indeed some wild fruits and animals.

It depends on whether they dare to eat it or not.

"Okay, then we'll choose a large zoo and punish you~"

Shi Li's thinking was a little different.

Going to the zoo is to protect the bottom line.

After all, looking at it this way, it seems that there are no combat-capable characters here.

At that time, if the card pool is full of radio teachers, prop teachers, variety show directors, etc., I am afraid it will not be all E-level cards.

This planet must be different from Blue Star, maybe there are some powerful or special animals.

Getting in close contact with them can also increase the probability of entering the card pool.

So just like that, one person and one Qing took the program team on the bus.

After about ten minutes in the car, the fellow PD suddenly conveyed a message to them.

"Two teachers, Mr. Shi Wa from the next group has been eliminated this round, quack."

He said so.

"Oh? What's the situation?"

"?"

Shi Li and Ah Qing were both taken aback.

"That... it seems that it was caught cheating and eating."

"And still did not change after being warned, so this round can only be eliminated."

"Quack quack."

The PD sighed, and at the same time his eyes were hinting at Ah Qing: You've seen the end, you'd better be honest.

"Oh, that's not surprising."

Hearing what he said, Shi Li remembered that slimes eat air.

And it's the kind of eating that can't be controlled.

Therefore, it is estimated that the staff in that group can detect that the calories in its body have been increasing, and it is regarded as cheating.

"game start"

Ah Qing shrugged and held up the sign.

The city is huge, spanning almost the entire city from the station to the destination.

So when one person and one youth arrived at the large zoo, it was already close to three o'clock in the afternoon.

This made Shi Li a little unexpected.

At the same time, both he and Ah Qing felt a rather uncomfortable hunger.

"Finally here, start looking for food."

After getting off the bus, he stretched himself.

The only advantage of taking the bus is that it saves energy compared to walking.

Even if you sit for a few hours, it is definitely not as exhausting as walking a few kilometers in half an hour.

The zoo is a public place, so you can buy a ticket to enter by swiping a citizen card.

As soon as I walked in, I immediately saw the very well-made green belts on both sides of the aisle.

Large tracts of forests, lush grasslands.

However, it is not accurate to say that it is a green belt.

Because the leaves of plants in this world are all blue, which looks very strange.

He noticed this when he was in the TV station, and he was confirmed by watching the plants on both sides of the road all the way.

"I'm so hungry, I can't walk anymore."

In the end, Ah Qing held up the sign before he had taken a few steps.

Its physical strength is worse than that of Shili, and its doll clothes are heavy.

Therefore, whether it is consumption or fatigue, it is greater than that of Shili.

"Then... let's just find something to eat to satisfy our hunger."

Shi Li's eyes turned to the green belt.

"Look over there."

So he pointed to a tree not far away, where there were two fist-sized fruits connected together.

The shape is somewhat similar to an apple, and it is very green, especially conspicuous in the blue leaves.

"Wow! What's so dazzling."

After pointing out the fruit, he suddenly felt a little strange.

Looking sideways, I found that there seemed to be two small spotlights shining in the black mouth of Ah Qing's doll suit.

"Fruit!!!"

It tapped and tapped several exclamation marks.

Immediately afterwards, he trotted and rushed under the tree, but the position of the two fruits was actually quite high.

In terms of jumping ability, Ah Qing is almost at the same level as Mushroom, not even as good as Bouncing Slime.

It bounced hard and was only 20 centimeters off the ground. In the end, it could only look to Shili for help.

"I really can't do anything with you, bend down, I will step on your head to pick it off."

Upon hearing this, Ah Qing immediately squatted down obediently.

With Ah Qing as the ladder, Shi Li picked both fruits easily.

In fact, he was also thirsty and hungry, so after giving one to Ah Qing, he picked one up and wiped it on his clothes casually, and then took a bite.

Crack!

The sound is quite crisp.

When the fruit entered the mouth, it paused for 0.1 second, then chewed and swallowed it.

"How is it, is it delicious?"

Seeing him take a bite, Ah Qing asked with a placard in peace of mind.

"It's fragrant, try it."

Immediately signal it to taste it.

So Ah Qing nodded vigorously, impatiently wiped it on her body, and then put it in her mouth.

As a result, just after biting the fruit into his mouth, it felt an unparalleled strong sour taste.

It was so sore that it couldn't control its limbs, kicking + jumping + waving its arms + shaking its hands wantonly.

It looks a bit like a nondescript weird dance.

When he was out of control, he glanced at Shi Li, and found that the other party's reaction was similar to his own.

In the live broadcast room at this time, netizens were already laughing together.

[Hahahahaha! These two frogs are urban frogs who were born and bred in the city, but they don’t even know Dancing Fruit! 】

[Dancing fruit, a fruit so sour that people can't control their limbs]

[I'm also a city resident, I've gained knowledge, and it's the first time I know what Dancing Fruit looks like]

[The key is that Shiwa is good or bad! Hahahahaha! 】

[Obviously I was soured by the dancing fruit at the first time, but I just swallowed it with force, just to trick the frog into taking a bite too]

[For this concentration, I now believe that he really wants to challenge large animals]

[I have already intercepted the video, added an emoticon package +1, I laughed so hard, hahahaha! 】

Seeing the rows of "hahahaha" in the live broadcast room and the explosive increase in the number of people, PD was amused.

Sure enough, he was right to bring these two guys to the zoo. It was a joke just after entering the door.

The popularity of the other two groups in the live broadcast room is definitely not as good as his side!

After a lot of difficulty, Shi Li and Ah Qing's sourness eased, and the dancing movements stopped.

"How about it, does eating this fruit increase calories?"

Shili asked PD out of breath.

Hearing his words, the netizens who had just finished laughing were happy again.

[Don't, brother, don't you want to continue eating! 】

[Do you want to fight like this, hahahaha! 】

[Let him eat, let him eat! I can't get enough of it! 】

【Hahahaha, Brother Shiwa, there is no one you care about in this world anymore, right?】

But one thing to say, the nutritional value of this dancing fruit is actually quite high.

"The calorie data of the two teachers just now has indeed changed, quack."

Under the signal of the PD, the staff responsible for the detection walked out of the frog group.

"Just biting into the dancing fruit, Mr. Shiwa consumed 150 calories."

"Mr. Frog may have a bigger mouth, so he ate 230 calories."

"Quack quack."

Hearing this, Shi Li breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems that this fruit is unpalatable, it is unpalatable, but it is still quite useful.

It's amazing that the calories are not worse than chocolate.

But before he could bite down again, the other person spoke again.

"Then Teacher Shiwa burned 197 calories dancing just now."

"Mr. Frog consumed 289 calories."

"Puff...quack!"

It can be seen that the staff is also holding back their laughter.

"I'm going~!"

Shi Li directly threw the fruit on his hand to vent his anger.

"Mr. Shiwa, you have consumed an extra calorie, quack."

The staff kindly reminded.

Shi Li: "..."

"Don't make me laugh, it's exhausting!"

Ah Qing clutched her stomach and held up the card.

"Teacher Frog, I actually wanted to remind you just now."

"Writing and holding signs burn more calories than talking."

"Quack."

The staff said again.

At this time, the live broadcast room was already a sea of hahaha, and the number of people continued to increase.

This channel is much, much more interesting than the channels of the other two groups.

Especially when Li and Ah Qing were getting closer and closer to the large animal area, the live broadcast room was even more lively.

Of course, everyone does not expect to see Shili challenge those large animals.

Instead, I want to see how he was slapped in the face, and then how to find the stairs.

However, these frogmen can't know the mood of Shili at this moment.

"What the hell is this...?"

Looking at the animal in front of him, he froze.

This is a species that I have never seen in Blue Star, nor in other copy worlds.

Turtle shell, first of all this guy has a huge turtle shell.

But what protruded from the turtle shell were four chicken feet and a chicken head with a red crown.

At this time, he was standing in the area surrounded by the iron fence, staring at Shi Li and his group.

He looked at the species introduction posted next to it, which contained relevant information.

【Turtle Speed Chicken】

【Shellbirds Reptiles】

[A species that moves very slowly but crows at regular intervals every morning]

【Gentle personality, non-aggressive when not seriously threatened】

【Like to eat earthworms, crushed stones and other food】

This weird thing looks like a card that might produce strange effects.

"How can I get into the cage?"

Shi Li became interested and asked the other party.

"Eh quack?"

PD was obviously taken aback.

When he came here, he thought that the other party would let it go and find a way to go down.

But now it seems that this frog is a bit stubborn?

"Oh, I forgot."

In the end, without waiting for the other party to answer, Shi Li snapped his fingers: "You must be self-sufficient, right?"

So he went to the iron fence and grabbed the adjacent ones with both hands.

After trying it a little harder, it doesn't seem to be that hard, but it has a bit of resilience.

Taking a deep breath for a few seconds, he tried his best to pull the two iron fences in the opposite direction!

Kaka Kaka...

I saw that the two iron fences suddenly made a strange sound of metal tearing, and then slowly opened to both sides.

What is an LV11 player? Although Shi Li's current strength is not as strong as that of a straw man, but on this planet where frogmen are generally weak, he is definitely a first-class strongman.

[Fuck! What kind of muscular bullfrog is this! 】

[This thing... can a frog break it apart? 】

[Hey, this is a fence for large animals! 】

Originally, when Shi Li casually joked about this matter, netizens could pretend nothing happened.

In the end, who knows, it turned out that the other party was not just pretending to be coercive from the beginning!

I'm afraid this guy is not hungry, but really wants to eat large animals!

"Wait, wait! Shiwa teacher! Quack quack!"

The fellow PD was frightened stupid on the spot, until he saw Shili and started to drill inside, then he hugged him by the waist as if awakened from a dream.

"This stuff, I really can't eat it!"

Now, he really believed it.

"Can't eat? Then let me touch it."

Shi Li felt that even touching it should increase the probability of being stuck in the pool.

"This is a nationally protected animal, you can't touch it! You can't touch it!"

PD is really afraid of bringing big trouble to the program group.

"Isn't that okay..."

Shi Li felt a little regretful, and could only retract the half of his body that had been stretched in.

"But you have to pay me for the calories you spent just now."

He said so.

"this……"

"Well, is it delicious grilled or boiled?"

"Pay, pay, pay! We pay! Croak!"

"Okay, but you won't just want to add a number to me and just fool it. I think the box lunch of your program group is pretty good."

"this……"

"Well, is it delicious grilled or boiled?"

"Give it up! Deliver it right away! Croak!"

The PD really didn't dare to cause trouble, so he quickly asked the logistics team to deliver a warm lunch box.

[I'm going, what's the situation? 】

[This is not the program group I know, ahhh, why did you give in! 】

[He's so coquettish, can you still grab the box lunch of the show group for the special episode of Hungry Stomach?]

【If you can break open the iron cage, you can also eat it】

[If you don't give it, maybe the PD is afraid that he will be broken]

Under the watchful eyes of netizens, Shi Li was not polite, just squatted on the ground and started eating.

Although the program group still strictly followed the rules, when he consumed exactly the same amount of food as he had just consumed, he immediately called a stop.

But he still made money, at least he got something to eat, so he didn't have to go hungry anymore.

"It's okay, 30% full, I can hold it for a while, huh?"

Standing up, he immediately found that Ah Qing was standing there, holding on to the iron fence.

Not knowing what it was doing, it was trembling.

"Mr. Frog, don't keep trying, you have already lost 50 calories!"

At this time, the staff responsible for testing shouted.

"Good guy."

Shi Li understood.

Ah Qing saw that she was eating a boxed lunch, and wanted to use the same method to eat a meal.

"Then you pay me for the calories."

Sure enough, it held up the sign.

However, when PD treats Shili and treats it, he has two faces.