South China Sea Myth

——In the seventies, Wang San, a painter in the furniture factory, became the captain of the fire brigade of the factory. This fire captain is not very good at other things, but he has a soft spot for catching rapists. People jokingly called him "Captain Catcher". Unexpectedly, he was caught and caught, and in the end, he was caught and raped by others. On a late autumn night in those days, a few of our militia firefighters had just fallen asleep after patrolling the factory when a gong-like voice woke us up from our sleep: "Hurry up, get up, there is an urgent task." "

We thought there was a fire alarm, so we rushed to get dressed, the buttons of my clothes were crooked, and I even wore my shoes backwards. The burly captain Wang San reprimanded me: "Shi Xiaolin, you are really a mythical fool, how did you do it." Then, he gave us a task: "Tonight's combat mission is to catch traitors." I was not happy to go, saying: "This kind of task is not a dog biting rat meddling." "

The captain was a little angry: "Who said that our militia is a mouse." Sven's doctor, Xiao Wei, explained: "We are in charge of fire duty, and it is not our task to catch the traitor. "

Captain Wang, who was tied with an armed belt around his waist, said with a tiger face: "What is not our task? The issue of work style is a major matter, and being a militia is a major matter." Captain Wang said, "Wei Bao took a woman to his bachelor dormitory. "Captain Wang is a celebrity in the factory security department, so we had to obey. Xiao Xiao, who likes to inquire about private matters, asked, "Who to catch?".

Wei Bao is a painter in the paint workshop, and often brings some random people to the dormitory to toss. Captain Wang is nearly fifty years old, working in a shopping mall in Huangpi County, it is difficult to come to Wuhan several times a year, and the captain who lives in a single dormitory is equivalent to a bachelor. He was strong and lonely. So, as long as I see young men and women making love together, I hold my breath, and I can't get used to Xiao Wei who lives next door. Several times he swore that "I will catch this bastard when I have a chance." "

This time, he's going to take us to catch the traitor himself. We followed the captain to the dormitory, and a row of slab-walled bungalows was in front of us, and he pointed to a room. The house had two rows of windows, the lower one with curtains and the upper one without curtains. The captain said, "Wei Bao is in this room." I am the captain, and I should take the lead, and I will go to the courtyard wall to reconnoiter first. "

Captain Wang climbed the courtyard wall, and he didn't know what he saw, and the duck's neck stretched out. After some time, the lights in the room went out, and the account hurriedly jumped off the wall. Who knows, his foot slipped, "Bang!" The ground fell, we helped him up, his face was full of mud and he didn't have time to wipe it, and said, "Go and arrest someone." "

We went up and knocked on the door, but there was no sound in the house. The captain monkey hurriedly stood up sideways and arched his shoulders, the door was wide open, and the big flashlight in his hand shone through, Wei Bao waved his hands and begged for mercy: "Captain Wang, old man, please don't take a picture, give my girlfriend a little face." "

A few days later, the chief of the security section Xu interrogated the thin Wei Bao in the factory security department: "Wei Bao, why did you bring the woman to the single dormitory of the factory. Wei Bao said aggrievedly: "We have a marriage certificate and do not have our own housing. Captain Wang San said: "Wei Bao, it's okay for you to fall in love with your girlfriend, but don't take it to the single dormitory of the factory, do you know that it is mental torture for the men who live in the single dormitory?"

Someone laughed out loud. Several young women whispered: "This captain is really evil, others talk about his friends and his, and he even takes the fire brigade to catch the adulterer." "

At noon in winter, Hu technician from Dandundun came to the factory security department. He was out of breath and said to Captain Wang San: "Dr. Wu in the infirmary is a pervert, and he seduced my ex-wife Xiao Lu, so it led to our divorce. Captain Wang slapped his chest crackling, swearing to degasse Technician Hu, and he asked angrily, "Where are they now?" "

Of course, the task of catching the traitor fell "gloriously" to Captain Wang. He commandingly called a few of our militiamen to go with Technician Hu. I had a good relationship with Dr. Wu, and when I went to catch him in broad daylight, I couldn't get over my face, so I said, "Can I not go?"

The captain asked, "Why?" I said, "Acquaintances are familiar with things, and you can't look up and see you when you look down." Leave a line of affection, and it will be good to meet in the future. "

The captain reprimanded: "Mythical fool, you give me less oily tone, don't think that you drink more ink than Lao Tzu." Are you a militia?" I whispered, "yes!" The captain patted me on the shoulder: "Silly Xiucai, that's right." Let me tell you, catching traitors is our militia's combat mission today, don't leave any lines for favors. "I had no choice but to walk behind his ass. When he arrived at the destination, Captain Wang pointed to one of the bungalows and said, "Don't rob me, I'll take the lead." "

After Captain Wang finished speaking, he quickly came to the room, took out an awl from his pocket, and made a small hole in the small eye on the door. Then, he pressed against the door, his eyes wide open, and the expression of concentration on his face seemed to be watching a World Cup football match. We didn't know how long we waited, but we saw him wave his hand habitually and shout, "Open the door!"

Then, Captain Wang kicked the door. Dr. Wu was deflated, and the captain became triumphant. But the tall woman Xiao Lu was not convinced: "I took the initiative to find Dr. Wu, and I don't care about you." "

The captain didn't smile, and pushed Technician Hu next to him forward, Xiao Lu blushed when he saw it, and pointed at Technician Hu and scolded: "Wow, you brought it, I have divorced you, do you still want to pester me." "

When the timid technician Hu saw that his old bottom was exposed, he didn't dare to entangle, for fear that his ex-wife would say something more ugly. Two days later, Dr. Wu was arrested and sentenced to six months of re-education through labor. At that time, the improper relationship between men and women was very strict. Dr. Wu, as a doctor in the factory infirmary, seduced Xiao Lu, causing Xiao Lu to divorce Technician Hu, so he was punished.

That night, in a small hotel, Xiao Xiao, Xiao Wei and I took turns to toast the captain's wine, and then, Xiao Xiao praised the captain well, and the captain's pride suddenly revealed from a pair of squinting eyes: "Frankly tell you, catch the traitor and catch the double, catch the thief and catch the stolen goods, if I didn't take you to catch Dr. Wu and Xiao Lu in the room, Dr. Wu would not admit it." "

Listening to his astonishing words, Dr. Myth was stunned for a while: "Captain Wang is really evil, Dr. Wu himself is a bachelor, Xiao Lu is divorced, they are together, what does it matter to him." "