Superman Attack

: How was the box office?

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The Demon King doesn't like to see the male protagonist being chased and killed, because she was often chased by monsters when she was a child, and those who chased and chased were all chased out of physical shadows. Now as long as she thinks of demon flowers, she will be inexplicably irritable, only Lin Bai to soothe her fragile heart. Therefore, when the male protagonist was chased by the blond gunman, the witch almost stood up several times with the blond gunner sitting next to him.

It's just a movie, so what?

The blond gunman hid pitifully under the chair, and the Overlord Flower couldn't afford to offend him.

Lin Bai felt very funny. It is said that there was a TV series called "Don't Talk to Strangers", and the male lead in it was played by Feng Yuanzheng. Because he acted too perverted, as a result, after Feng Yuanzheng finished filming the play, not only did his tires often get caught. Zha, more often people pointed and poked behind him, and some audience members even moved their hands directly. Once, while he was eating, an audience member slapped him on the shoulder from behind, and he almost didn't hit him. I spit it out, only to hear the audience say, "I've watched you for a long time, don't beat your wife in the future!"

Now the blond gunman is facing the same danger. The demon king, the audience's combat effectiveness, is brutal. If she catches and beats her, maybe you won't see the sun tomorrow.

At this time, Zhang Zhizhi finally appeared in the movie. She looked incomparably pure and beautiful, walking on the Yangtze River Bridge like a beautiful flower. The otaku audience present showed intoxicated expressions on their faces, and some even whispered: "Maybe Zhang Zhizhi is the real first heroine, she will help the hero immediately, and then the hero will empathize and don't fall in love with Zhang Zhizhi, This is the right development path!"

"That's right! Goddess Zhang Zhizhi must be the starring role!"

This is the end of the otaku's whispered discussions. The male protagonist escapes from Zhang Zhizhi, and the blond gunman runs by. As soon as the shoulder collided, Zhang Zhizhi was knocked to the side and turned over the guardrail of the bridge. Falling to the river surface dozens of meters below...

"Ah! Jade girl won't just hang up like this, right?"

"It's very possible! Chen Xi just died in seconds!"

"No!"

"Save my jade girl!"

The nerds are screaming...

At this moment, the back music of the movie suddenly changed...

Masked man saved from danger

He punches the left

his right foot

The devils turn around, turn around, turn around, turn around, turn around

The music just started. The audience instantly boiled: "The masked hero is coming!"

I saw a hero wearing a red tights and yellow stripes flying out from the direction of the setting sun. He flew very fast, and in a swish, he went from far away to the front... Most of the audience watched it repeatedly. I have seen several videos of masked heroes, but those videos were all recorded by amateurs, and they were just ordinary fixed-point shooting, not cool enough. This time the shot is a cine shot, with a high-speed camera from several directions. Every action detail of the masked hero is captured in close-up. Putting it on a huge movie screen, the shock is by no means an amateur video that can be compared on a small computer screen or TV screen.

The girls in the room couldn't help screaming: "Close-up of the masked hero! Oh my God! Close-up of face, close-up of shoulders, close-up of chest...and close-up of his black magic book...so handsome Oh...that's so handsome..."

He's a handsome vegetable basket, obviously he's masked, Lin Bai feels very scary, the crazy fans are really irrational, and you call handsome when you're masked? Is there anything wrong. Wenwen screamed from the side: "I'm going to give you a baby!"

Then Qianqian dragged Wenwen to sit down: "Don't make any noise in the cinema!"

"Everyone else is screaming! This movie allows screaming! They are all fans of the masked hero anyway, and it's good for everyone to scream!" Wenwen struggled to get rid of Qianqian's hand and continued to shout: "The masked hero, I'm going to have a baby for you."

in a movie lens. Lin Bai caught Zhang Zhizhi, who fell from the sky, and the close-up of the camera came again. Zhang Zhizhi's eyes showed a look of infatuation and admiration: "It's a masked hero. Ah, did you save me?" What does it look like? The person she loves is obviously Chen Xi, a passer-by who died just now. Lin Bai is deeply impressed that he can show such an expression to the masked hero. If he was asked to play, unless the woman playing the opposite role was Qianqian, he would never be able to show such an expression.

"Throw away Zhang Zhizhi and replace it with me!" The movie theater exploded.

"I can't stand it!" Qianqian shook her head and said, "These fans are crazy. Who is the starring role? The masked hero is just a supporting role, so excited."

The Demon King secretly laughed at the side: You don't know that the masked hero is Lin Bai. If he knew, he might be crazy. Oh... not right. With the relationship between Qianqian and Xiaobai, she will not go crazy at all, she will only stare at the man she loves calmly, tenderly, and like water, and transmit all her emotions with her eyes. This is the greatest charm of Qianqian. so big. There is no such thing as the Demon King. If she falls in love with a certain man, she will definitely...hehe...hehe...haha...

How will it be?

She thought about it for a long time before she found out that her answer was: he would definitely not let him know!

The way the Demon Queen expresses her feelings even feels terrifying to herself. If you don't let him know, how can you be with him? This question is so difficult! But to make her let go of the grace and dignity of the king and scream and confess to a man like an ordinary little girl, she might as well just die.

Perhaps, this king is a witch who does not deserve love! Since there is no love, let's focus on the food, the damnable New Year's Eve dinner, we will have to wait 350 days to eat it again... This day will not last...

The movie continues to run, and finally comes to the final battle. The male protagonist is forced to perish with "Peanuts", and the masked hero comes to the rescue. When he humorously narrates the theory of perishing, the fans at the scene once again Detonated, many people excitedly said: "The masked hero is so humorous, I love him so much!"

The Demon King was moved by the scene where the blond gunman fell in love with the masked hero in the end: "Love in the movie looks so beautiful!" This woman has never seen a movie before, and in the last scene, the male and female supporting actors walk towards the sunset together. I was so moved that this was a vulgar ending for ordinary audiences, but it was very novel for the witch.

At the end of the movie, fans were excitedly discussing the appearance of the masked heroes in the movie. His every move was engraved in the minds of fans. But the fans were still dissatisfied, and someone shouted: "It's so beautiful, I want to watch it again."

"I want to watch it twice!"

"I read it three times!"

"Then I'll watch it four times!"

"You're going against me, aren't you? I read it more than you do anyway..."

Lin Bai activated Super Listening. I heard two film critics whispering: "Actually, the content of this movie is not very good."

"Well, yes! It's not good-looking. If it weren't for the masked hero, there shouldn't be many people watching."

"The screenwriters are too bad, the story is completely messed up, all kinds of films can't stand up to scrutiny, the performances of the male and female protagonists are not in place, and they rely on masked heroes to support the scene. Although Zhang Zhizhi and Chen Xi's acting skills are good, but these two People are paid very high, not affordable for such a low-budget movie. I guess the masked hero invited them to shoot two scenes. Since there is no pay, it is impossible for them to spend too much time appearing in it. One scene is enough to be interesting, so there are no good actors in the whole film to support the scene. The plot and lines are terrible, except that there is a bit of humor at the end, and the front is very boring. "

"This is an idol drama... It all depends on the fans of the masked hero to support the scene. After all these fans have watched it, the box office will drop... Well, yes, that blond double gunner is okay. It seems to be called blood. Phoenix No. 2, right? Although his acting skills are average, his movements are in place, and he should have been trained. Every punch, every kick, and even his shooting movements are very experienced, and he will be a good star in the future."

"Guess what the box office will be for this movie? You're an expert in the industry, and you must have said the same thing."

"Haha... I dare not guess, the fan economy is the hardest to guess, because fans are simply irrational and cannot be analyzed logically."

The two film critics walked downstairs with a smile. Lin Bai's heart froze when he heard this. No way? This movie is not favored by professional film critics, it's over. Can I get my 5 million investment back? Help!

When the witch left the movie theater, she bought another glass of Coke and a can of popcorn, which most people would only buy when they entered the movie theater. She has to buy it in and out, which is inexplicable. And when I walked out of the movie theater, the sky was already clear, the drizzle disappeared, replaced by a warm sun, the queen's mood improved, and her thinking came alive.

"What does that shop sell over there?" She pointed to a shop with a red undertone.

"That's fried chestnuts with sugar." Lin Bai said weakly.

"Sugar-fried chestnuts? Sounds like food!"

"That's right! You can eat it."

As soon as these words were said, it was incredible. The demon king rolled over like a whirlwind and bought five kilograms.

"What does that shop sell?" She pointed at a shop with a green decoration while holding the chestnut.

"That's a mung bean cake!"

"Mung bean cake? Sounds like food!"

"Yes, you can eat it."

The Demon King rolled over like a whirlwind and bought five pounds.

"What does that store sell?"

"That's pickled chicken feet!"

The Demon King bought another five pounds~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Hey, I said enough! Lin Bai went crazy: "Have you finished eating?" "

"I've finished eating, I've finished eating what I bought just now!" The witch spit out the bones of the last pickled chicken feet. This woman was so terrifying. The snacks disappeared.

Lin Bai covered his face with his hands and said, "I'm worried about the box office of my movie. I'm afraid I won't be able to get my investment back. 5 million is enough to buy how many silks? Don't interfere with messy things at this critical time. my thinking."

The devil queen hung him by the neck with a smile: "Don't be afraid, it's a big deal to lose money and then make more money. When you reach your current height, don't always care about a few small money."

Lin Bai opened his wallet, and there was only less than one hundred yuan left in it: "Can I not worry? Do you think I have millions of advertising fees in my card like you?" (To be continued)

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