Fatty: Goodbye, my water ghost

Cao Yu laughed out loud when he heard this:

“Weilong, I’ve eaten it too. It costs fifty cents a piece. To be honest, if there really were dragons in the world, if they heard that dragons were so worthless, they would be so angry that it rained heavily for three days.”

Zhang Wei He replied:

“That’s not necessarily true. Maybe the dragon will eat Weilong after hearing this, and provide a one-stop service by the way. This is truly a one-stop service.”

As soon as the words came out.

Cao Yu couldn’t help but imagine a five-clawed golden dragon eating Weilong spicy strips, running to the bathing center to provide one-stop service, and making a deep dragon roar.

Along the way.

Zhang Wei and Cao Yu chatted all the way.

Just when we were about to arrive at the hotel.

Jingle Bell.

The phone in Cao Yu’s hand rang. He picked up the phone and then said into the phone:

“Okay, I understand, dad, what are you going to do with the water ghost? Well, dad, that ghost is in good spirits. What do you think? For a moment, is there a possibility that the ‘Blue Turtle Prime Minister’ that the water ghost saw is actually named Squirtle?”

Although Zhang Wei didn’t hear the words on the phone, he could tell from Cao Yu’s words and what he said later. He took the phone away from his ear, looking irritated.

He was sure.

The person on the phone was Cao Yushan, and he was scolding Cao Yu. Most likely, he was scolding Cao Yu for not doing his job properly. What about hooking up with Squirtle? Have you watched too many cartoons? If you talk about the blue turtle, you will know that you miss Squirtle.

Not long after.

Cao Yu hung up the phone and said to Zhang Wei:

“Brother Wei, my dad called me just now. He told me that the water ghost has been escorted to the headquarters of the Ministry of Health in Fujian. He is currently reporting it to the water ghost. The ghost will handle the next step.”

“Oh! And my dad asked me to tell you, thank you for your help, the reward will be on your card soon, and the water ghost transaction was also reported together, my dad asked me to entertain you well You.”

Zhang Wei smiled and waved his hand:

“You’re welcome. After all, I accepted the task and must complete it well.”

He said and cast a curious look:

“By the way, Cao Yu, you just said that the next step is to deal with the water ghost. How are you going to deal with it? Put him in jail? Or what?”

Zhang Wei was more curious about how to deal with the water ghost than the reward.

Zhang Wei had previously thought of going to the Wei Daosi Prison, and he had learned about the prison. Among other things, he had learned that not all the Ghost King-level ghosts dealt with by the Wei Daosi were imprisoned, but some were used for experiments to develop research and development. A weapon against ghosts.

Except.

It is said that ghost kings are also re-educated and used for their own purposes. If the ghost king is unruly and the crimes he commits are bad, he will be imprisoned in prison. For example, the closed-door zombies behave badly and kill too many people. Among them There are also quite a few ghost exorcists.

When asked by Zhang Wei, Cao Yu did not hide anything and had nothing to hide.

“Well, I asked my dad just now. He said that it depends on the situation of water ghosts. In addition, water ghosts of the ghost king level are relatively rare, so they are better than Putting him in jail is more likely to take advantage of him.”

That’s it.

Cao Yu recalled for a moment and continued:

“For example, on the other side of the Yellow River, there was a ghost king-level water ghost who was subdued by the corpse fishers from the Yellow River. The Wei Daosi later sent the water ghost into the Yellow River to deal with other water ghosts, haha, of course. , This is not necessarily how to deal with the water ghost. It depends on my dad and the others.”

He said, and couldn’t help but look at Zhang Wei:

“Brother Wei, what do you think, what is the best solution for the water ghost? , Our Department of Health is very dedicated to brainstorming, and if a good solution is reported, it can be adopted and implemented. There have been cases before.” As

soon as he said this.

Zhang Wei touched his chin and said:

“Well, when I caught the water ghost before, I did think about this. I thought that in addition to using it as a water skateboard to ride, there should be other uses, such as using it as a water ghost. Put it in the waters of Sakura Country, let it drink water every day, detect nuclear contamination, and report at any time.”

In the words.

Zhang Wei said seriously:

“This is a reliable nuclear pollution detection machine. Think about it, ghosts will not be contaminated by nuclear weapons. You don’t have to worry about them mutating into Godzilla or something like marine life.” .”

“If you let it stay there, you can get first-hand information about seawater pollution at any time. In case of pollution, you can also control the return of seawater to prevent water from drifting around us.”

Cao Yu was silent.

He stared at Zhang Wei with wide eyes, and it took him a long time to hold back a sentence:

“Fuck! Brother Wei, although your idea is very fucking, very animal, and very cruel! But I think it’s okay. !”

“Yes, it’s very punishing and inhumane, but there is no law to protect ghosts. Besides, it is still a bad ghost. There is no need to consider humanitarianism. It can even be used to scare other ghosts. If they dare to commit crimes, just wait. Just like a water ghost.”

Zhang Wei replied with a smile.

Subsequently.

Cao Yu picked up the phone and called his father, Cao Yushan, on the spot.

Rongcheng City, Fujian Region Department of Health Headquarters.

at this time.

Since it involves a ghost king-level ghost or a water ghost, this is a big deal. Cao Yushan is having a video conference with the heads of other regions to discuss the solution.

They were arguing over there.

Many people wanted to bring the water ghosts over to control the water ghosts in their area, but others also wanted to do so, and they kept arguing. Even if they later proposed different solutions to each other, they were still rejected.

Listening to their quarrel, Cao Yushan couldn’t help but laugh and cry, rubbing his temples. He couldn’t help but think that it would be better if Zhang Wei caught more water ghosts.

It’s a pity that there are so many ghost king-level water ghosts to catch.

at this time.

Jingle Bell.

Cao Yushan’s cell phone rang. He picked it up and saw that the caller ID showed that his son Cao Yu was calling.

“You discuss it first, and I’ll answer the phone first.”

Cao Yushan wondered if his son was accompanying Zhang Wei, but he still stood up and answered the phone.

Immediately afterwards.

Not long after, the people in charge of the video quarrel heard Cao Yushan’s voice coming from the video in the Fujian area:

“Son, you have driven the hearse too many times, have your brains opened up? The idea… does have some feasibility, uh, was it Zhang Wei who told you? That’s okay, let’s not talk about it for now, I’ll talk to other people right away.”

He finished.

They saw Cao Yushan hurried over in the video.

After Cao Yushan sat down in his seat, he said,

“Everyone, I have a suggestion for dealing with the water ghost.”

It was Ye.

Luxia City, an e-sports hotel.

The fat man was browsing the Department of Health Forum out of boredom.

Not long after.

“Huh?!”

He sat up straight and was attracted by a post – [Big news, Zhang Wei is said to have captured a ghost king-level water ghost

alive].

The fat man’s eyes lit up, and he smiled widely as he murmured to himself and clicked on the post:

“Oh no, Zhang Wei caught the Ghost King behind my back again?! He’s still alive, hey!! Zhang Wei really has you. Yes! I have wool again so soon.”

The fat man rubbed his hands happily:

“The living ghost king is still a water ghost. What should I do with it? Should I raise it in captivity, give it to a tailor to be free-range in the Northeast, or eat it? ?”

He was saying.

He looked at the content of the post and the comments, his words stopped abruptly, and he looked sideways at one of the comments.

A user named ‘Pipishu will not die from electric shock’ posted a comment:

[It’s true, Brother Wei did catch the water ghost, and I also heard that the solution to the water ghost is…]

Reading this comment .

The fat man’s smile froze, and the corner of his mouth twitched:

“Put it into the sea for testing? Turtle, are you so polite and constructive? How can I bear to rob it?”

He said and saw another skinny rat below. Comments posted by “Don’t Die from Electric Shock”:

[Hey, you may not believe it, but that solution is what Brother Wei thought of, hahaha]

See this.

The fat man finally sighed:

“Since it was Zhang Wei’s proposal and it was so promising, forget it, I reluctantly parted ways. Goodbye, my water ghost.”


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