Superstition in crowds? Officer, we are really cultivating

As soon as the news came out, the believers in the group were also overjoyed

“Brother, that’s interesting!”

“I heard that old man say it before, and I wish I couldn’t see it with my own eyes. Now you have to make up for it for us.”

“Come on, start the live broadcast, let us see what the talisman looks like.”

Then, the believer who had just said that he had obtained the magic talisman started a group video in the group.

Everyone could also see a chubby man, probably nearly 200 pounds, panting and adjusting the camera.

“How about it, brothers, can you see clearly?”

After a moment of silence, a group of believers complained in the group

“Brother, so rich”

“Good guy, I finally saw what rough waves are today.”

Some people couldn’t help but ask.

“Man, I’m just curious. With our body type, why do we need to change to a magical talisman?”

The fat man had a good temper, and he didn’t feel offended. He happily wiped the sweat from his face and said as a matter of course.

“Because I have to take a physical test”

“If I can’t pass this physical test, it will be counted as a failure. I don’t want to be asked by the counselor to repeat the grade or something.”

“and……”

The little fat man took a deep breath

“I also want my classmates to see that although I am fat, I am an agile fat man.”

“I want to turn into a shock, astound everyone, and let those girls cheer for me and applaud me!”

At this time, the little fat man looked at the time and said quickly

“Okay, it’s almost time for my physical test.”

“Brothers, I will bring the camera over right now so that you can see the power of the magic talisman live.”

There was a look of anticipation in his eyes.

“Your Majesty, Taoist Lord, must protect me.”

While he was talking, the little fat man took the camera and carried the magical talisman in his arms, and came all the way to the playground.

When he rushed over, everyone could hear the little fat man panting, and their expressions couldn’t bear it. He felt a little twitching.

This little fat man, it was difficult for him to walk so many steps, he was out of breath, and he still wanted to turn into a giant and amaze everyone?

It can only be said that people’s dreams are indeed unlimited.

Fortunately, he met Qing Mr. Xuandao, otherwise I’m afraid this will never be possible in this life.

At this time, Su Xiaohui’s eyes also showed a look of expectation.

She didn’t believe it. How could a fat man of this tonnage be fake?

It’s impossible Maybe it’s because of trust.

Can this magical talisman really make this little fat guy walk like flying?

It doesn’t exist!

As long as the magical talisman can have such an effect, Su Xiaohui doesn’t know what to say. She can only say that it’s awesome.

“But this is impossible, feudal superstition, this cannot be done”

“It seems that Qingxuan made a mistake when selecting the recipients to distribute the talisman to. He didn’t expect that the person who exchanged the so-called magic talisman would be such a fat man.”

“Just wait, or Qingxuan will ban the group now and interrupt this little fat guy’s video”

“Or in a little while, when the little fat man lies on the ground, the lie about the talisman will be completely exposed!”

Su Xiaohui looked expectantly and stared at the screen.

The other members of the group were the same.

At this time, the little fat man was already standing on the starting line of the 100-meter run.

His voice was huffing and puffing. , which made the physical examination teacher beside him a little unable to hold his nerve.

No, you haven’t even run away yet, and that’s it?

Don’t spit it out later!

At this time, the physical examination teacher said

“Come on, let’s do some warm-up activities.”

The rest of the students who were taking the physical examination all started jumping around and moving their ankles.

The next moment, the little fat man’s movements attracted the attention of all of them.

Because the little fat man took out a yellow card directly from his arms. When the paper came out, there were still traces of cinnabar on it.

Pfft.

The two students on both sides of the little fat man didn’t freeze for a moment and almost fell flat on the ground with their left foot and right foot. The physical examination teacher was also dumbfounded and looked at the little fat man blankly. fat man

“No, Zhou Qi, everyone is warming up, what are you doing?”

The little fat man Zhou Qi said quietly

“I’m warming up too”

“Does anyone rule out this way of warming up?”

As he spoke, he stuck the magic talisman inside his trousers.

Then he took out a lighter and three sticks of sandalwood, lit them skillfully, inserted them into the gap next to the runway, then clasped his hands and prayed softly

“Qingxuan Taojun, the source of all things and all things……”

“Please bless me, my disciple, to transform into a Jinghong and amaze everyone. Let the girls cheer crazily for me.”

The physical examination teacher looked at the movements of the little fat boy Zhou Qi, and the corners of his eyes were twitching crazily.

Damn it…

Pasting talisman paper and lighting sandalwood again, you call this a warm-up?!

When did I ever teach you this ? Are you warming up like this?!