Supreme Naruto

Chapter 162 This fart is poisonous

There is a good saying.

It's cool to die for a while, and in the blink of an eye, the crematorium.

Naruto ate fart candy for Mute's front foot, and Mute's hind foot gave Naruto a medical ninjutsu rush.

What is a rush?

It is an application of chakra medical ninjutsu, by converting the chakra in the body into electrons to generate an electric field, and then into the body of the patient or the enemy, thereby disrupting the nervous system.

For the patient, it can play a nerve paralysis effect that shields the pain, and for the enemy, it can disturb the nervous system and disrupt the coordination of the body.

For example, you want to walk, but your fist is clenched, and you want to throw a fist, but your foot is raised.

Naruto's current state is the latter.

He wanted to laugh, but the feedback from his nerves was coughing, and his lungs were about to cough up...

In the end, there was no way he wanted to pinch himself, but instead he raised his hand and slapped him aside.

This palm is still alive on Mute's chest.

Tsunade didn't stop him, he wasn't afraid to watch the fun, "Oh huh..."

Jiraiya was swayed by Tsunade and subconsciously said, "Oh!" with a loud voice.

Then the cute dolphin learned: "Oh... huh..."

Silent eyes widened.

Naruto was so desperate, he subconsciously retracted his hand, but instead his hand slammed forward...

Although Mute has almost no breasts, she is still a girl.

After reacting, it was natural to give Naruto a counter-capture and an over-the-shoulder throw.

Then the newly repaired carriage smashed a hole again with a "Boom!"

Naruto rolled from the ground, his face hanging on the ground.

Fortunately, when he wanted to look up, he kicked his foot down, and then Naruto's reaction force spiraled into the air, and then he sat on the ground at three hundred and sixty degrees...

stand up?

Sorry I can't stand up...

Naruto felt like he couldn't control his body at all.

Because he found out what the command was that he couldn't even test his feet.

When he tried to look up for the second time, he did it manually.

When I tried to look up for the third time, my head hit the ground...

Simply put, his neural reflexes are random responses to whatever commands are issued.

This sucks.

So Naruto lay down on the ground honestly.

When the carriage stopped, someone came to rescue him.

Tsunade said to Mute: "Quickly untie Naruto's ninjutsu, Naruto is not yet healthy."

Although Mute was not reconciled, it was not easy to disobey Tsunade's order, and rudely reorganized Naruto's nervous system.

Naruto breathed a sigh of relief and explained sincerely: "Sister Mute, I really didn't mean it just now. I didn't want to shape your breasts. Besides, your breasts are still big before they come, so there's nothing to touch."

"Pfft!" Tsunade squirted.

It's getting darker...

Mute...the whole person is black...

The next moment, he punched out again.

However, Naruto has precautions. Although his body is not completely healthy, he cannot use Chakra, but Naruto's physical strength is also extremely strong.

Therefore, it is very flexible to avoid the silent palm.

Continue to say sincerely: "I really didn't mean it."

Mute's left hand is in front of him, revealing a hidden weapon with several needles, and his right hand pulls an elastic thread, and then "duh...duh!"

Several flying needles appeared in the shape of a fan and attacked by Naruto.

Naruto's power broke out again, and the eight doors could not be opened. Naruto's vision was no different from that of ordinary people.

Therefore, it is impossible to capture the trajectory of the hidden weapon with the naked eye.

However, Naruto can judge the path of the hidden weapon according to the direction of the pinhole of the hidden weapon in the silent hand.

Once again flexible to dodge.

Five minutes later, Mute saw helpless Naruto finally stopped.

Tsunade reconciled: "Okay, Naruto, hurry up and mute the antidote."

Mute at this time, the desperate fart crash sound has not stopped, and the more and more intense strawberry flavor...

Mute also looked at Naruto, she was a girl who was so ashamed that she had farted so much and wanted to find a place to bury herself.

However, Naruto scratched his head and smirked: "There is no antidote..."

For a moment, Tsunade's eyes widened, and Mute fell to the brink of collapse again.

Tsunade remedied: "The effect of the medicine is almost over, right?"

Naruto blinked and whispered: "The effect of the medicine is not long, only twenty-four hours..."

The voice became smaller and smaller, because he couldn't help but go wild again when he saw Mute.

Fortunately, Tsunade stopped the mute in time to avoid a human tragedy.

Then he said to Naruto: "Then... that medicine is still there, right?"

The effect of Naruto's medicine is really too bad, you can't let a girl fart for 24 hours in a row.

Even if it doesn't stink, you still want to die.

So it's better to formulate an antidote quickly.

Naruto touched the storage ninja on his right wrist with his left hand, and then a candy appeared in Naruto's hand.

"This durian flavor, or?"

durian……

The corners of Mute's mouth twitched, and there was a trace of happiness in his heart. Fortunately, Naruto didn't give him durian flavor, otherwise he would have to cut himself to death...

Tsunade nodded.

Naruto threw the sugar over.

As a result, Dolphin didn't know what was going on in his head, so he jumped up and swallowed the candy...

wanna play……

"Bang!" Pigs can't bear to fart.

Therefore, this fart crash is extremely loud...

Also accompanied by the smell of durian...

"Bang! Bang!" The single sound was replaced by a double sound.

The collapse is called a hearty one.

It's still smoky.

The yellow smoke spread into the horse's nose, and the horse followed suit.

Naruto was so excited that he subconsciously held his breath when he saw the yellow smoke again.

In addition, the wind was blowing from Naruto to the front, so he escaped.

Jirai wasn't so lucky either, and he didn't know if it was out of curiosity, so he sniffed and pinched his nose.

But it didn't matter anymore that he pinched his nose, it mattered that he smelled it, so the trio sounded.

No, the quartet, and the coachman.

The only survivors, Tsunade and Naruto, jumped up to the tree and said in horror, "Is this fart candy contagious?"

Naruto breathed cautiously and replied, "Maybe it's durian flavored candy with special effects, and the catalytic gas you put in it produces a bit more ingredients..."

Tsunade nodded, feeling that it should be the case.

"puff……"

Um? What's the sound?

Naruto looked at Tsunade and asked, "Sister Tsunade, did you fart just now?"

Tsunade blushed: "I didn't..."

However, a second voice sounded.

It's over... Tsunade is also poisoned...

Naruto ran away.

Tsunade stood blankly on the tree for a long time, shouting hoarsely: "Naruto! Come back to me dead! I want to clear the door!"

Naruto didn't dare to stop without looking back and Sayazi ran so fast.

He muttered: "It's over, Sister Tsunade is also offended. I feel that this Konoha doesn't return, it's better to betray the village..."

But even if Naruto can use chakra, the speed is not necessarily as fast as Tsunade.

Now Naruto is still in a stage where he can't use chakra, where can he run away.

As soon as he ran out of the three trees, he was caught by Tsunade.

Then he held Naruto's feet upside down and lifted Naruto in his hands.

Naruto's eyes were watery and his face was pitiful and begged for mercy: "Sister Tsunade, I was wrong, forgive me once..."

Tsunade smiled coldly: "You can't run away since I'm also recruited."

As he spoke, he lifted Naruto to the back of Doudou's ass.

Naruto held his breath, but how long could he hold his breath again.

Finally breathed.

He was breathing while the dolphin was not farting, but the dolphin was also waiting for him, with a loud "bang!", Naruto was sprayed yellow...

The stench hits the nose, almost foaming at the mouth.

Thirty seconds later, Naruto couldn't help but start farting...

"bu..."

Doudou next to him cooperated satisfactorily: "Bang!"

Tsunade: "Pfft..."

Mute: "Pfft, puff..."

Zi Lai Ye: "Bang..."

Horse: "Bam! Boom! Bam!"

The groom raised his butt: "Pfft..."

Everyone got on the carriage, and a yellow smoke rolled in the place where the carriage passed...

The weasel lying beside the grass took a sip, and then said, "bang!"

Collapse into the rabbit's nest behind.

The rabbit fell down foaming at the mouth...

Rabbit: This fart is poisonous...

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