Supreme Naruto

Site 44, also known as the Forest of Death.

It is the location of the Naruto Chunin Exam.

Tsunade, Naruto, and Mute with a confused look, plus Kakashi and Hinata, the six came to a clearing in the back of the forest one after another.

Naruto also came here, and it was the desert area where Naruto met Gaara.

Tsunade looked around with satisfaction and said, "That's it, it's a very soft field, you won't be hurt too much when you fall."

who I am? where am I? what am i doing?

During the journey, Kakashi's brain was sober a lot.

Suddenly found himself dying.

One-on-one with Tsunade, one of the three ninjas? Have you been a little bit floating after the development of new ninjutsu recently?

And even though Tsunade said she doesn't speak from Hokage's standpoint, the truth is that she is still Hokage!

what am i doing? Who told me what I was doing?

Kakashi looked at the shadow under his feet with a deadly expression on his face. How he hoped that a reliable and just person would come out to save him at this time.

And the guy Naruto, isn't it because the electricity is a little harder.

Do not have more than a month without electricity, save together and have fun, right?

Is it okay to pit yourself like that?

What a ruthless guy.

"Kakashi-sensei, are you shaking?"

Naruto turned around to observe Kakashi, the blue veins on Kakashi's face jumped, and the thunder and lightning couldn't help gathering in his hands, wanting to give Naruto's slapped face a hit.

Naruto suddenly stood still, pointed at him and asked, "What are you doing? Are you trying to call me again?"

Then he turned around and said coquettishly to Tsunade: "Sister Tsunade, did you see what happened just now? I didn't do anything out of the ordinary, but Kakashi just wanted to call me!"

What a familiar scene, Kakashi couldn't help but think of the time he was holding back at school.

What kind of idiot was there to report to the teacher all day long?

I can't remember, it seems to have hung up...

Tsunade waved to Kakashi, "Are you ready? If you are ready, I'll go."

There is no way to avoid it, so let's fight it once.

Kakashi glanced at Naruto resentfully.

I'm still lamenting in my heart, isn't it because I called you a few times, as for finding Tsunade, one of the three ninjas?

Don't you think this is childish?

Alas... Tsunade too, why cooperate with something so childish?

And yourself, why get involved in such a childish thing?

Or is it that Tsunade has to entrust himself with a heavy responsibility and wants to take this opportunity to test his strength? This... feels more believable.

To fight just because of Naruto's provocation, that would be ridiculous...

Thoughts flashed in Kakashi's head.

If Mute knew what Kakashi was thinking, he would have sneered and said: "You haven't seen anything more ridiculous, helping fights is a hair, and opening a casino together, and calling Mom a good son. Besides. I don't know how many times I flew because of Naruto's words..."

What can be said? I can only say that you are too naive...

This pair of master and apprentice, if you infer it with common sense, you will definitely lose.

Mute stood with Doudou and Hinata at the side, and Naruto shouted that he wanted to bet: "Tell me which direction Kakashi-sensei is flying in a while? Is it the sky or the ground?"

This voice is not shy at all. Anyway, it is absolutely audible to ninjas and Kakashi's ears.

Therefore, the obedient Hinata and the self-proclaimed mute are determined not to participate in this hatred and meaningless death gamble.

On the contrary, Dou Pu pointed his left finger to the ground and his right to the sky, a posture of being the only one in the sky and the earth.

Naruto also confronted Doudou: "What do you mean with these two pig feet? Pointing at the sky and the ground? Choose one of the two, I tell you that even if you are a pig, you are destined to pedal two boats. Capsized."

Then Doudou thought about it with one finger.

Naruto nodded, "Then I'll choose the land, if you win the bet, I can fulfill your wish.

"

One person and one pig look at each other and hit it off.

Kakashi couldn't stand this scene anymore, he condensed the thunder attribute chakra in his left hand and the water attribute chakra in his right hand, and then put his palms together.

The irregular lightning disappeared, replaced by

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It is a cylindrical light strip that is condensed together like a neon light tube, and the light strips are connected end to end around the body.

At the same time, the writing wheel eye locks Tsunade.

Tsunade should be much simpler, saying that one punch is one punch.

Chakra was instantly released all over the body, and then quickly contracted in the right fist. The next moment, there was a loud bang, and Tsunade disappeared from the spot.

Among the audience, only Hinata should be able to see the afterimage clearly.

Head on, punch Kakashi.

The fist didn't hit Kakashi. To be precise, there was still two meters between Tsunade and Kakashi.

However, the chakra from Tsunade's hands that exploded around hit Kakashi's body.

For Kakashi, Tsunade's punch was straight, he saw it.

But there was no time to escape.

The moment the fist wind hit the body, Kaka only felt as if he had been hit by a wild boar with a height of three or four meters. It was stupid, and the body flew out.

Kakashi flew away... Dolphin won.

But the key now is obviously not here, but because Kakashi didn't even have the strength to fight back under Tsunade's punch.

Fly straight up... 100 meters? It was still higher in the sky, and after more than ten seconds, it slammed down.

Tsunade explained: "In the punch just now, I used the superposition of four layers of yang attribute chakra, but the power was not concentrated in one place, but the effect of punching it spread out."

Naruto immediately flattered and said, "Sister Tsunade is mighty, and Kakashi who can punch with just one punch has no power to fight back!"

Tsunade shook his head and corrected: "It won't be so easy to hit him again. The reason for this effect should be that he didn't expect me to hit him with air, so that he can see me clearly with the dynamic vision of Sharinyan. The trajectory of the movement, and then waited for me to respond at the moment when I got close, so he was shot out because of a misjudgment. In addition, this is not a real battle, so his vigilance is somewhat lax. "

Tsunade's judgment is very objective and accurate, but it still does not affect Naruto's flattery.

Naruto smiled and said: "Don't care if he is careless or not, and don't care if the sword is slanted and let him unexpectedly, one punch kills him, just one punch kills him, who cares about your preparation for the real battle If he is not ready, Tsunade sister also asked him to prepare, so he is still too scumbag."

Kakashi was falling. Although the wind from that palm was violent, the power was not concentrated in one place, so he was not injured. Only the moment when the wind hit his ears, he was a little confused. He was still very awake, so he could hear Naruto's words very clearly.

so sad...

How to do? It was blown away with one punch... It's really embarrassing to see people...

It's better to play dead.

As a result, no damage was confiscated from the sky, and Kakashi fell straight because he was pretending to be dead, and slapped it on the ground with a sound, as if a broken sack fell from a high altitude and hit the ground.

Kakashi was pretending to be dead. Because Hinata didn't lift his eyes, he intuitively saw the scene of Chakra pouring out of his body at the moment of the fall.

But she is very good, she doesn't say anything.

Not to mention Tsunade, he knows what power he hits and what effect he has.

But don't tear people apart, she understands.

She was used to pretending to be a bear sometimes.

Mute has been with Tsunade for so long, and medical ninjutsu is not bad, so he still has some eyesight.

Naruto? A new star in the medical ninja world, he can't be bothered by true or false halo.

Do not say broken? Hey, well, let's not talk about it this time.

Naruto smiled and exclaimed, "Yeah, Kakashi-sensei seems to have fainted. I have a quick-acting medicine here and I need to give Kakashi-sensei one."

So I took out a durian-flavored fart candy.

For a while, Tsunade and Mute stared away from Naruto Mi.

But Doudou got excited and jumped down from the silent embrace.

Mute stopped Doudou, but Doudou told Naruto with stubborn little eyes, I won! You said that my wish was fulfilled!

Naruto doesn't know if others don't understand it, but Naruto understands.

Then pop the candy into the dolphin's mouth.

Mute was frightened and dropped the dolphin and ran away.

Durian candy in the mouth, dolphins reveal their hearts

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Satisfied expression.

Then Naruto held the dolphin, as if peeing and pissing a child, and opened the dolphin's thighs, facing Kakashi's face.

Kakashi slept soundly.

Naruto and Dolphin looked at each other.

Each other's eyes are full of expressions you know.

What is rare is that Tsunade was able to prevent this tragic occurrence, but instead stood aside and watched the excitement.

Maybe it was because of this trick in the past, so... when I saw someone else, I felt a delicate balance in my heart.

Hinata asked quietly for some reason: "What is Naruto doing?"

Mute and Tsunade glanced at each other, then pursed their lips and shook their heads at the same time.

It seems...seems to be looking forward to it.

I just don't know whether to expect Kakashi to be embarrassed, or to expect Naruto to be killed by Kakashi.

It has been 15 seconds since Dolphin ate the candy...

20 seconds……

5...4...3...2...1...

Naruto: "Shoot!"

However there is no movement...

Everyone was looking forward to it, and suddenly Doudou's face wrinkled, as if in pain, and then he opened his mouth and sneezed.

sneeze?

Mute and Tsunade wondered.

But Naruto already felt a little bad, could it be that... the sugar was wrong?

Sneezing candy... how do you think it looks so familiar...

Afterwards, Doudou sneezed three times in a row, and in the second sneeze, a lump of unknown object shot out.

Then the third sneeze turned from dry to wet...at an angle...to Kakashi's face.

Doudou looked at Naruto in pain, and the expression in his eyes made it very clear - what did you give me to eat?

Naruto shrugged his shoulders, then put down the dolphin and ran away.

As soon as Dou Pu landed, he subconsciously wanted to chase Naruto, but his stomach cramped, his front legs bent, and he shot back.

Hit Kakashi again, and at this time Naruto has run as far away.

Finally, he muttered to himself: "It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, and Tsunade can't save himself..."

Then I thought about it, that's not right, it's the pig's fault that the pig has diarrhea.

Then suddenly hurriedly threw the car and went to catch the dolphin again: "Dolphin! How did you eat your stomach? What did Mute give you to eat? Ouch! Don't run around and shit!"

Doudou sneezed, and the sparse things scurried behind him.

Kakashi finally sat up and opened his hands to look at his stinky body.

And dripping hair? It's raining?

Kakashi was at a loss: "What stinks so much?"

Then, in a daze, I saw dolphins and dolphins walking like a goose...

Then he looked at Naruto who was screaming and screamed, "Naruto!"

Naruto stood at attention and replied honestly: "It's not me, it's not me, it's pig shit."

Doudou, clutching his stomach in pain, then turned around and turned his butt against Naruto.

Naruto dodged gracefully, then pointed at the dolphin and said, "Look, this pig has no idea what's going on, and sees everyone pouting."

Naruto dodged behind the mute.

Kakashi's body trembled, still staring at Naruto and gritted his teeth: "Naruto! People!"

Then the lightning flash approached, and Naruto had been on guard for a long time. In the state of the eight doors and the second door, the wind blade exploded! Storm damage!

"Hula la!" A gust of wind swept through, leaving only one sentence: "I'm sorry, I have to use it again!"

Tsunade and Mute looked at each other, and then looked at the pitiful Doudou, who was sobbing while covering his stomach.

Mute went to the front in distress and blamed: "I told you to eat blindly!"

Dolphin's mood is not beautiful in the first place. I'm like this. You still train me.

Mute was stunned on the spot, and shouted desperately: "Ming! People! Go to hell!"

At this time, Naruto in the distance was exhausted, shouting: "Ah! Ah! Ah! Kakashira's pants pocket! Ah! Ah! Ah! Who will save me! He is going to wipe me!"

Kakashi's face was flushed red, lightning bolted, and all the thin things on his body were cooked, but the smell was getting worse.

A smell of burning horse manure and eggs...