Surreal Games: I’m An Engineer

"Forehead……"

Jiang Yang was a little speechless, it seemed that he was not very honest when he was in junior high school.

"Hello, I'm Zhuge Yue, Jiang Yang's current captain"

"Hello, hello, alas, this kid has troubled you. In fact, although he is a bit naughty, his heart is not bad."

"So I have to trouble you to keep him under control, otherwise I don't know what kind of troubles will be caused."

"There was an experiment class before, this bastard secretly hid several medicines, saying that he was going to make a time bomb, so there was no safety accident."

"There was another time in physical education class. I insisted on performing some Qinggong floating on the water for my classmates, and then I almost broke my front teeth..."

...

Listening to Teacher Han exposing Jiang Yang's background, everyone looked at Jiang Yang strangely.

Jiang Yang next to him finally realized what social death is.

"Hey, Mr. Han, Mr. Han, can we get down to business first? Business is important."

Jiangyang Limara lived in Mr. Han who was chatting happily with Zhuge Yue.

"Oh, the main reason is that I don't feel at ease with this kid. I thought he would be more honest when he went to college. Now it seems that he is still very frizzy."

Teacher Han closed the chatter box, and then told Zhuge Yue his experience with a serious face.

"Okay, I'll be stricter in the future"

Zhuge Yue nodded seriously, and at the same time felt an inexplicable sense of mission appearing in him.

Finally, the two finished talking.

Jiang Yang listlessly followed Teacher Han towards the teaching building.

Originally, he planned to give a great speech to his juniors, telling about his glorious history.

But now I have no idea.

"Jiang Yang, since you have joined the special mission, you must work hard. You can't do this now. How can you teach students with dark circles?"

"Mr. Han, I really just made a mistake for a while."

Jiang Yang has given up struggling,

In the eyes of his parents, and in the eyes of his former teacher, he is still a child who can't grow up.

"Whether it is a mistake or not, you should maintain a serious and cautious attitude in doing things. Laxity, scatter, and self-indulgence are the root causes of failure."

Teacher Han said to Jiang Yang with a straight face.

Jiang Yang had no mother since he was a child, and his father was also a man who didn't know much about warmth.

During the six years that she took care of Jiang Yang, she could be regarded as Jiang Yang's half mother.

What I said to Zhuge Yue just now was partly to warn Jiang Yang deliberately, and partly to solemnly entrust Zhuge Yue with the child she had watched grow up.

"Well, I see"

Jiang Yang looked at the teacher who had left many traces of time on his face, but his temperament was extremely elegant and indifferent, and nodded slightly.

"Just know, come here, I'll cover your dark circles with a makeup box"

"This, don't you need it?"

Jiang Yang inexplicably feels pain in the ass, is makeup or something a man's thing to do?

"Stop talking empty words, come here quickly"

Teacher Han took out the makeup box from his bag and said directly to Jiang Yang.

"All right"

Unable to resist the teacher who brought him up, Jiang Yang had no choice but to be obedient.

Putting some eye cream around Jiang Yang's eyes can be regarded as covering Jiang Yang's dark circles.

"Okay, let's go"

After packing up the makeup box, Teacher Han said to Jiang Yang, and then walked towards the interior of the teaching building first.

"oh"

Jiang Yang obediently followed behind, while looking at the familiar teaching building, the classroom he had stayed in was filled with emotion.

Even though I have only been away for less than a year, why does it seem like a long, long time has passed?

Before the two arrived in the classroom, they heard the noise coming from inside, and the voice of the class leader telling the students to keep quiet.

However, as Teacher Han appeared at the door, the whole classroom suddenly became quiet.

Jiang Yang didn't go in, but waited at the door.

While keeping quiet, a student in the middle of the classroom began to secretly look at Jiang Yang outside the door.

Just from the outside, this one doesn't seem to be much older than them.

"Today, we are honored to invite members from the Special Bureau of Abnormal Affairs to come to popularize common sense about killing games to the students."

"Welcome to everyone"

"clap clap"

With the end of Mr. Han's clear voice, there was a tide of applause from the podium.

"come in"

Teacher Han moved away from the podium and waved to Jiang Yang.

"Um"

Jiang Yang nodded, stepped into the classroom, walked up to the podium, and looked at the young faces below the stage looking at him.

"My name is Jiang Yang"

"I used to be a student of this school, and Mr. Han is also my teacher"

Jiang Yang didn't sort out his thoughts, he just said what he thought should be said.

"Hmm~ So it's the senior!"

"Amazing!"

"Haha, now you can go back and brag"

"Teacher Han, awesome!"

As soon as this remark came out, the students below were immediately excited. After all, the relationship between Jiang Yang and them was much closer at once.

"I am here today, not to show off my glorious past to everyone, nor to brag about my performance in the game"

"I just want to tell my fellow students about the situation in that world"

After hearing Jiang Yang finish these two sentences, the students below couldn't help but feel a little disappointed. After all, they have heard and read general knowledge science.

But with Mr. Han on the platform next to them, they didn't want to make a fuss, so they could only continue to listen.

"Killing game, the real situation is just like the name"

"Death is a common thing. Before, I saw my classmates were brutally killed by monsters in the game and shared food."

"We are just food to those monsters"

"Another thing to note is that once the killing game fails, the monster that killed you will replace you and come to the real world"

"So, for the sake of your loved ones or friends, don't fail"

"Failure is very likely to cause a greater disaster"

Jiang Yang's tone became more and more low, because he was very clear, even if he said it like this, once these students entered the game, it would be a miracle that half of them survived.

Hearing Jiang Yang's words, the atmosphere in the class became quite gloomy.

It's not that they don't know this kind of thing, but like every young man, they only think that the next winner should be themselves, through games, qualifications, and the road to becoming stronger and starting to save the world.

However, when the bloody reality is in front of them, they will feel uneasy again, and it is difficult to overcome the fear in their hearts.

People are always afraid of the unknown things that haven't happened yet.

"However, it is not difficult to succeed"

Jiang Yang's words changed and he spoke again.

"There is no absolute failure, and there is no impossible task"

"The way through the game is often in the game"

"For example, I once saw my friends survive by relying on their own discoveries in a hotel full of monsters"

"At that time, he also entered the game for the first time. He had no strength, no experience, and even worse than you."

"But with his careful observation of everything around him and using everything available, he survived and successfully passed the level."

After Jiang Yang finished speaking, he paused slightly.

"Well, may I ask how he cleared the customs?"

At this time, a girl raised her hand and asked Jiang Yang.

"Poop, monster poop"

"Monsters want to eat people, but not their shit"

"So just put it on your body"

"..."

When Jiang Yang said this answer, the whole classroom became silent.

"Don't think it's embarrassing or unacceptable. Only when you are alive can you have a chance to feel emotional and disgusting. If you die, you will die."

"I see"

The girl took a deep breath and understood the meaning of Jiang Yang's words.

That is, no matter what the situation, seizing every opportunity to survive is the only thing they have to do after entering the game.

"Okay, then I will continue talking"

"Although the opportunity to complete the task is in the game, you must have enough knowledge to use it"

"The use of feces just now is knowledge"

"Then the props in the game also need knowledge to use."

"This knowledge may be obtained from extracurricular readings, or discovered by oneself, or even seen on TV and mobile phones"

"In such an era of information explosion, you should not put all your thoughts on youth idol dramas"

"Learn more about various natural phenomena, see more about the laws behind the operation of this world, and think more about what we have learned"

"Knowledge can change destiny, this sentence has been true from ancient times to the present and even in the future"

Jiang Yang thought of himself, the brain-eating worms he harvested after defeating the corpse dog at the beginning, and all the things that followed.