Surreal Games: I’m An Engineer

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"Budala Laka"

After eating all the food in the basin, the headed man in black robe said something to several people, then got up and walked out of the restaurant.

"Tell me not to play tricks?"

At this moment, Jiang Yang held a space bomb in one hand, and listening to the words left by the monster, he couldn't figure out what the monster was talking about.

Is it to tell him not to put space bombs in the food, or not to think about self-explosion?

"Phew~ finally left"

Seeing the suddenly empty hall, the Witchcraft Fairy felt relaxed all of a sudden.

On the other side, Qianqiu's face turned red, as if she had a high fever.

It wasn't for nothing that the Witchcraft Enchantress used poisonous insects to wake her up.

"Just drink a healing potion"

"Um"

Hearing what the Witchcraft Demon Girl said, Qianqiu nodded gratefully to her, then took out a healing potion and drank it.

Jiang Yang glanced at the label on the glass bottle, which was produced by his own factory.

It has to be said that compared to custom rune props, the market for these one-off props is larger.

Not only is it easy to use, but because it is a one-time consumable, you have to buy it when you use it.

"Go ahead, I'm going back to the kitchen first"

Jiang Yang said something to the two of them, then turned and walked towards the dormitory.

At this point, the ontology doesn't know it's over yet.

"Heh, it seems that the space bomb mixed in the food made these monsters unhappy."

“However, this experience seems to make them more satisfied”

"Well, some adjustments should be made to the following seasonings. Since ordinary space bombs can't kill them, we simply don't add them."

After obtaining relevant memories from the avatar, Jiang Yang began to analyze them.

This time the monster was obviously not as satisfied as the first monster, and the problem should be the space bomb in the food.

After all, the space bombs in his clone's hands were all hidden, and they didn't trigger.

"Brother, can you cook some serious dishes, so that you don't feel like wandering around the gate of hell every time?"

Hearing Jiang Yang talking to himself, Wang Laishun who was next to him said to him with some trepidation.

"Serious fart, those ingredients are not available in the normal world, let alone me, even the things made by five-star hotels are not much better."

"Also, you seem to be mistaken"

"If you really want to eat something delicious, why are these monsters going to this hellish place for so much trouble?"

"The world they invade doesn't have a real chef?"

"And didn't the mission say it all?"

"The Novel Stimulus They Need"

Jiang Yang complained directly, summing up the experience of the two times, Jiang Yang has slowly figured out something.

"Really?"

Wang Laishun was a little suspicious of life by Jiang Yang. These monsters really don't like to eat good food, but only like to eat things that look disgusting?

"Hey, old Wang, let me ask you, what do you think a person who can live a very long time and is very rich would like?"

Jiang Yang looked at him with a smirk on his face, and there was a lot of meaning in his eyes.

Even if it's not a monster, as far as people are concerned, anything they like will get tired after a long time.

"What do you like? I've heard of this. Some arrogant people actually don't eat as well as me. It's possible that a meal of rice porridge plus a few side dishes is their meal."

Wang Laishun followed Jiang Yang's words and began to think.

In the real world, there are many such characters. Some people think that those big characters must be big fish and meat every day, but they don't know that others are already tired of eating.

One day they would eat a small farm dish and still think it tastes good, which is more suitable for their taste.

"True, but still not accurate enough"

Jiang Yang had a strange smile on his face, which was based on human standards.

Those terrifying existences in the abyss have lived for an unknown amount of time, whether they are precious or ordinary, they must have been tasted countless times.

"What good things haven't they seen? The most long time is boring,

But one day they will get tired of everything around them, hoping to experience more novel feelings.”

"As for whether this feeling is pleasure or pain, I don't think there should be any difference to them, anyway, they can't die."

"Actually, these things are really unpalatable"

"But it has the effect of changing the taste, increasing appetite or cleaning the stomach"

To put it bluntly, when the real food can't bring more stimulation, I use extremely unpalatable things to stimulate myself in reverse.

Delicious things always have an upper limit, but unpalatable things seem to have no lower limit.

"It's still so understandable!"

Wang Laishun was shocked when he heard Jiang Yang's explanation.

"Ghost knows, anyway, the things I made twice are clear in my heart. Ordinary monsters will explode in place after eating them, and monsters with lower levels will lose their bones after eating them."

"And those horrible monsters feel satisfied after eating it. Why don't you say that's not the reason?"

Jiang Yang spread his hands, and slowly deduced the conclusion. At the same time, he also had a special idea in his heart.

"Well, it makes sense"

Wang Laishun was immediately convinced, the monster's thinking was beyond the comprehension of ordinary people.

But the answer deduced from their behavior seems to be exactly what Jiang Yang said.

While the two were communicating, the door of the restaurant was pushed open, and the drama master walked in with three monsters with skulls in a mess.

This is one of his tasks, to catch three ghost fish.

Seeing him walking in, both witchcraft enchantress and Qianqiu ignored him.

The master of the drama didn't care, instead he greeted the two of them in a pretentious manner:

"Two lovely ladies, could you do me a favor?"

"what are you up to?"

Seeing his stalking appearance, Qianqiu frowned and asked him.

"Hey, I want to use your bodies to put on a great drama"

After the drama master finished speaking, his eyes began to move strangely, one eyeball was fixed on one person.

"Depend on!"

"He has been recruited!"

"Do it!"

As he uttered these words, witchcraft enchantress and Qianqiu reacted instantly.

But the drama master's reaction speed was faster than theirs, and the three ghost fishes that he held in his hands turned into huge monsters in an instant.

He opened his mouth to bite the two of them directly, and the ugly skull was full of sharp fangs and a terrible stench.

The witch witch directly threw a bottle of purple bubbling potion at the ghost fish that was biting towards her.

"Crack~"

As the potion bottle broke, the purple potion immediately began to corrode the ghost fish.

It's just that the master of drama appeared behind her, and as he chanted the witchcraft enchantress softly, he felt that his body began to lose control.

"She came alive in flames"

"She walks in this filthy world"

"Everything I see is deceit, betrayal, robbery and conspiracy"

"She said that there should be no self in this world"

"..."

Flames appeared in the hall, and the phantoms of nothingness appeared in the eyes of witchcraft enchantresses as if they were catering to the recited verses of the drama master.

"Meow~"

But at this moment, a meowing sound interrupted the drama master's singing.

A pitch-black cat stepped out of the shadow of the sorcerer, and then its body instantly grew bigger and rushed towards the drama master.

"The nectar is falling from the sky!"

At the same time, Qian Qiu used a golden rope to tie up several ghost fishes, and then released a skill towards the top of his head.

In an instant, drizzle fell from the sky, and when it collided with the burning flames on the ground, a layer of white mist began to envelope the entire hall.

"It's a lion"

"Proud, mighty, fierce"

"To face his enemies he has fangs and claws"

"Keep Greed and Madness Around"

"Brought Death to All Beings"

"..."

But then the poem in the mouth of the drama master changed again, and a golden lion appeared out of thin air, fighting with the black cat.

"Roar~"

"Meow!"

Even the enlarged black cat was still not enough to look at in front of the lion, and was frightened instantly, running wildly between the tables and chairs.

"Are you OK"

At this time, Qian Qiu appeared behind the witchcraft enchantress and grabbed her, and then retreated directly into the passage.

"It's okay, I didn't react just now."

The enchantress without witchcraft shook her still somewhat dazed head, looking at the drama master who was surrounded by white mist and flames with a fierce look in her eyes.

"Everything"

Then she directly took out a special clay pot, and then cut her wrist severely with a knife, and a large amount of blood flowed into the mouth of the pot.

Immediately afterwards, a large number of poisonous insects gushed out of the clay pot and spread towards the hall.

Even the flames that appeared out of nowhere on the ground did not burn these poisonous insects to death. A large number of poisonous insects frantically surrounded the drama master in the middle and began to bite and release their poison.

I just don’t know if it’s their delusion, even though the drama master didn’t seem to feel anything at all after being bitten by poisonous insects, he continued to sing another story.