Taking advantage of my girl brother's stupidity, fooling her into being my wife

"Let me say it first. When you wake up later, don't blame me for taking advantage of you. You have to jump off yourself. I told you to stay on the shore and don't move. If you don't listen to me, That's none of my business."

Chen Kai first came with a disclaimer.

The main thing is to clarify the responsibilities first, let's be courteous first and then soldier.

I'm really not a stinky hooligan, I took the opportunity to take advantage of Qin Xiaoyu, as if I was picking up girls in the name of my brother.

He is really not that kind, first he is a friend, then he recognizes his sister, and finally he becomes a little baby.

So explanation and clarification are necessary.

After Chen Kai finished speaking, he kissed Qin Xiaoyu directly on the mouth without further ado.

To be precise, it's not kissing, it's artificial respiration.

A cold knowledge, artificial respiration is not equal to kissing.

But soft is quite soft.

"Very Soft"

After thinking of this, Chen Kai told himself that he was not taking advantage of Qin Xiaoyu, but he was saving her.

Are you okay?

When thinking of this, Chen Kai kissed Qin Xiaoyu's mouth, Qin Xiaoyu's mouth was as soft as cotton candy.

But at this time, Chen Kai didn't think about these messy things.

The most important thing now is to give Qin Xiaoyu artificial respiration,

After doing artificial respiration for a while, Qin Xiaoyu coughed and spit out a little water.

Then Chen Kai pressed Qin Xiaoyu's chest again.

After she spit out a lot of water, Qin Xiaoyu was actually awake.

But such a rare opportunity, how could this Tie Hanhan let it go?

So I pretended not to wake up, because before that, I wanted to find a chance to fall into the river, and then let Lao Chen give me artificial respiration.

Now, although there was a little episode in the middle.

It's not the same as what Qin Xiaoyu thought at first, but it's already here, so there's no reason to stop it suddenly.

So Qin Xiaoyu closed his eyes and pretended not to wake up.

"What's going on, artificial respiration was done, and a lot of water was spit out, why haven't I woke up?"

Chen Kai was also a little nervous at this time.

It doesn't make sense, although Qin Xiaoyu's physique is weaker, but it's not so weak. Artificial respiration has been done, but he hasn't woken up yet, so Chen Kai is inevitably a little nervous.

"Then why don't you give artificial respiration?"

After thinking of this, without further ado, Chen Kai immediately gave Qin Xiaoyu artificial respiration again.

Then he pressed Qin Xiaoyu's chest.

Qin Xiaoyu couldn't hold it in any longer, she was a girl who liked to laugh a lot, so it was quite difficult not to laugh.

This will burst into laughter.

But it should not be said.

Lao Chen's mouth is still quite...

If he hadn't been unable to hold back just now, he would have just laughed out loud.

Qin Xiaoyu wanted to pretend for a while longer.

But now that he has "woke up", he must do his superficial work properly, and he must not reveal that he was pretending to be in a coma just now, and tricked Lao Chen into giving him artificial respiration, right?

"Old Chen, I'm fine, I'm really fine, I feel much better now, you didn't know just now, after you jumped down to find the necklace, there was no movement at all, I almost cried in fright, woo woo woo"

He noticed Qin Xiaoyu's attitude and reaction.

The more Chen Kai saw something was wrong, so he asked directly.

"Qin Xiaoyu, why didn't you ask who gave you the artificial respiration just now, and the reaction was so indifferent, did you just pretend?"

Pretend?

When Chen Kai said such words, Qin Xiaoyu immediately murmured in his heart.

My God, Old Chen is too smart, he guessed it all.

It's because my acting skills are too bad, so I'll reveal my secrets so soon, no way!

Qin Xiaoyu smiled awkwardly, then touched his nose, scratched the back of his head, looked east and west, and whistled, "Then what, Lao Chen, do you think the weather today is not bad? I think it's fine, how about you?"

Qin Xiaoyu was talking to himself.

This is the truest expression of Qin Xiaoyu's lying. His eyes are unnatural, looking east and west, and he doesn't even know what he is looking at.

"Qin Xiaoyu, don't pretend to be you, your acting skills are too bad, I still don't understand you, look at your guilty look, you almost write the word pretend on your face"

Qin Xiaoyu replied naively, "Is there any, no, it should be, isn't my expression quite natural?"

Chen Kai smiled helplessly, "Okay, okay, I'll make a fire and dry the clothes, don't wear wet clothes, you'll catch a cold later, especially Qin Xiaoyu, you have to pay attention to your physique."

"I'm going to get a towel first and wipe my hair first"

Chen Kai said helplessly, "But Qin Xiaoyu, you, you, you still don't admit that you are stupid, you can't do this next time, you dare to jump into the river even if you can't swim, Qin Xiaoyu, you are really very stupid. brave"

Qin Xiaoyu chuckled, "Hahaha, of course, just kidding, I'm super brave, okay?"

After Chen Kai brought the towel over, he wiped Qin Xiaoyu's hair directly.

Qin Xiaoyu is such a fool, he really has no one else, he is usually less courageous than anyone else, he doesn't even dare to watch a horror movie, but after seeing himself jumping into the river, he didn't react for a long time , Qin Xiaoyu jumped more decisively than anyone else.

"Anyway, Qin Xiaoyu, I can tell you that it's not an example, you know?"

Qin Xiaoyu giggled, "Okay, let's not take this as an example! But, if something similar happens to you, Old Chen, next time, I can't guarantee it."

"After all, you can jump down and save me, why can't I jump down and save you?"

"Can it be the same?" Chen Kai smiled helplessly, "I can swim, can you?"

"No!" Qin Xiaoyu answered very simply, but still emphasized, "Although I can't swim, I can at least die with you, Lao Chen. Is this proof? righteous?"

"You're not a handout, you're a fool." The more Chen Kai looked at it, the more he liked the fool in front of him.

"Really? But I don't feel stupid, I think it's worth it." Qin Xiaoyu shook his head.

"Old Chen, don't bother to wipe my hair, you too, if you catch a cold, I will be very distressed! But, let me tell the truth, but after I tell you, don't beat me, Old Chen" Qin Xiaoyu chuckled, "Actually, I really hope, Lao Chen, you have a cold or something."

"In this way, I can take care of you, hahaha"

"That said, it seems to be cursing you, Old Chen."

"But I've always wanted to find a chance to take care of you, Lao Chen. Unfortunately, Lao Chen, you are in such good health that you can't give me a chance," Qin Xiaoyu said with her mouth curled.

After drying his hair, all that was left were clothes. Fortunately, Chen Kai had the foresight to bring a few extra clothes with Qin Xiaoyu when he came out.

Because camping in the wild, especially at night, the weather is colder.

So grab two extra clothes and make a spare.

Just came in handy.

"Little fish, I'll get you some clothes first, you change it"

"Ah, change clothes, do you change here?" Qin Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, there is no separate room here, it's in the barren mountains and wild mountains, how can I change here?

"Is there anything I can't change here? I'll turn around and promise not to peek. There's no one here."

"Are you sure you don't want to peek?" Qin Xiaoyu asked.

"Of course I don't peek, am I that kind of person?" Chen Kai asked back, then took Qin Xiaoyu's clothes and gave them to Qin Xiaoyu.

Immediately afterwards, he said, "Okay, you can change your clothes, Qin Xiaoyu"

"I'm sure I won't peek, don't worry." Chen Kai turned around, with his back to Qin Xiaoyu, and he really didn't peek the whole time.

As a reborn person, he is not the kind of eighteen or nineteen-year-old young man who is not excited when he sees a girl's body, like that old pervert who is seductive all day long.

Not so, not so.

If he was really like that, the fifty or sixty years of his last life would be considered wasted, and his mentality would be like that of a child, not at all in line with the calm mentality that a reborn person should have.

"Okay, are you sure you're not peeking?"

"Then I've changed my clothes, don't peek." Qin Xiaoyu paid attention to Chen Kai while changing his clothes.

Old Chen actually didn't peek, what does he mean? Are you that bad? Why doesn't he peek?

I have to say, you will never understand, never get the brain circuit of Qin Xiaoyu.

If it was another girl, she would most likely feel very happy to see the boy not peeking.

At the very least, this guy is a gentleman, he doesn't peek at girls changing clothes, well, he's a gentleman, worthy of praise.

But Qin Xiaoyu felt that at this moment.

Why didn't Lao Chen take a peek?

Tell him not to peek, does he really not peek? ? ?

So after changing clothes, Qin Xiaoyu said angrily, "Old Chen, I have already changed my clothes, but I have a question to ask you, you must answer me honestly, you are not allowed to hide it, and you are not allowed to hide it. Lie to me, you must tell the truth, because I want to hear the truth!"

After Qin Xiaoyu finished changing, Chen Kai turned around.

Seeing Qin Xiaoyu's serious and serious expression, he couldn't help but want to laugh.

"Okay, no problem, Qin Xiaoyu, tell me, what questions do you want to ask me?"

Chen Kai asked.

"That's to say..." Qin Xiaoyu stammered, organized his words, and thought about how to say it, which is more appropriate.

How to say, be able to express what you want to express clearly.

After thinking for a long time, Qin Xiaoyu finally organized the language, and then Qin Xiaoyu said, "OK, I've already thought about how to say it! Old Chen, let me ask you."

"After you turned around just now, you didn't even glance behind you."

"I really want to ask, why didn't you take a peek at such a good opportunity just now?"

"It's not scientific!"

"Or do you think my breasts are too small and there's nothing worth peeking at? Are you discriminating against me?"

Is there no value of peeking if the chest is small?

Hearing Qin Xiaoyu's naive speech, Chen Kai was directly confused, with question marks all over his face.

"????"

"Qin Xiaoyu, why didn't I understand your magical brain circuit at all?"

"Didn't you tell me not to peek? You mean, I don't peek, isn't it right?"

"Why don't you change your clothes again? I don't mind taking a good peek."