Taking advantage of my girl brother's stupidity, fooling her into being my wife

Qin Xiaoyu nodded innocently and said, "Yes, of course I'm serious. What's the matter, Lao Chen, is there anything wrong with this game? It's fun. When I'm at home, especially during the holidays, I often play with me. Cousins ​​play together, this game is really interesting!"

"..." Chen Kai didn't know how to answer.

Because the game Qin Xiaoyu was referring to turned out to be the forest ice fire man in the 4399 mini game.

Although it can be regarded as a relatively classic two-player game, it is a small game, so Qin Xiaoyu, are you serious?

"Old Chen, don't think these are small games. I think they are very fun. They are more fun than those online games and mobile games!"

Qin Xiaoyu had just finished saying this, but he was full of desire to survive, so he immediately added, "Oh no, I mean...except for the games developed by your company, Lao Chen, I mean the game developed by other companies. Compared with other games, I still think these small games are more interesting.”

"And it's for two people. I like two-player games the most. How interesting it is to operate on one keyboard!"

Qin Xiaoyu and Chen Kai sat in front of a computer, and then played a small game for two with Qin Xiaoyu for a while.

I have to say that Qin Xiaoyu is really naive, he can play this kind of small game with gusto.

It's also really heartless, heartless.

But to be honest, around 13 years ago, that is, two or three years ago, these 4399, 7k7k small games were when the Internet was on the rise.

That is to say, in the Internet era when Shamat was not mainstream, these small games were still very popular.

Chen Kai was more impressed by some small games in QQ Zone, such as farms and ranches, and Q Pet Da Le Dou.

At that time, he was still playing with relish, hey, memories of youth.

After playing games with Qin Xiaoyu for more than half an hour.

Taking advantage of the rest, Chen Kai noticed that on the electronic interface of the system in front of him, the A-level lottery rewards for the optional tasks had already arrived in the account.

However, he is not in a hurry to draw the lottery, and is going to save up the A-level reward quota for the next time, when the time comes, he will directly draw three times in a row.

After exiting the electronic interface of the system, Qin Xiaoyu sat beside him and said.

"Old Chen, I was too busy playing games just now. I brought so many snacks up and didn't eat much. What do you want to eat? This should be delicious, but it's a bit spicy. Are you afraid of spicy food?"

Qin Xiaoyu was holding a pack of spicy strips called chicken sauce bun slices. This spicy strips can be regarded as childhood memories.

I still remember that when I was a child, it should cost two yuan a pack. The crunchy and crunchy ones are delicious, especially those born in the northern region, I should be more impressed with this spicy strip.

"Old Chen, I'll tear open this package of spicy strips, let's share it, this spicy strips are too spicy, I can't finish it all by myself"

After Qin Xiaoyu tore it open, he took a piece of spicy strips and handed it to Chen Kai, and then he took a piece out of it and ate it too, but just after taking a bite, he already felt very spicy.

"Wow, wow, old Chen, do you think this spicy bar is too spicy? I feel like my mouth is almost swollen. Where is the water? Old Chen, help me unscrew the bottle cap. I can't unscrew it. I It's rubbish"

Too trashy?

It was the first time I saw someone commenting on myself like that.

Chen Kai was also amused by Qin Xiaoyu, he picked up the mineral water and unscrewed the bottle cap, then Qin Xiaoyu took a sip, drank and drank again and again.

"This spicy strip is really spicy, Lao Chen, why are you acting like a normal person, don't you think it's spicy?"

Chen Kai used to eat this kind of spicy strips from his childhood memories.

Although when I grow up, I have a successful career and become richer and richer. Occasionally, when I have nothing to do, I will buy a few packs from the supermarket to recall the feeling of my childhood.

But if you eat it when you are in your 30s, you will never experience the feeling you had when you were a child.

It's like when we were young, everyone took 50 cents and scraped together two yuan to buy such a pack of spicy strips, and then everyone shared the food, it was delicious.

Including everyone taking out 50 cents, pooling 5 or 8 yuan to go to the black Internet cafe to play games, playing CS1.6 stand-alone version, each person playing two rounds, it is really fun!

Later, when I got rich, I could even buy tens of thousands of packs of spicy strips, and I could buy an entire Internet cafe.

But the former friends...but couldn't get together.

There is a saying that is very good. I used to eat spicy noodles online to collect money, and later to collect people.

"Old Chen, you should eat spicy sticks a lot, right?"

Qin Xiaoyu said, "Look at me being hot like this, you have nothing to do, I can't do it anymore, I'll leave it to you"

"I'd better eat biscuits. By the way, why did the staff at the front desk get drinks and mineral water just now? What about my milk? I want to drink milk, so I need to drink more."

Qin Xiaoyu yelled for a drink.

Chen Kai also smiled, and then he stood up, "Okay, then you sit here first, I'll go down and get it for you, and you can play some games by yourself first."

"Oh yes." Qin Xiaoyu nodded obediently.

But when Chen Kai walked out of the private room and was about to go downstairs, Qin Xiaoyu immediately said, "Old Chen, why don't you ask me what kind of milk I want to drink, or what flavor of milk I want to drink?"

Chen Kai: "..."

"Qin Xiaoyu, I don't know you yet. What else can you drink? The classic strawberry taste must be the same."

"Hey, old Chen, you still know me! Go, go, I'll wait here"

After Chen Kai left the private room, he directly brought over two bottles of strawberry-flavored yogurt.

Put it on Qin Xiaoyu's table, then help Qin Xiaoyu insert the straw in, and hand it to Qin Xiaoyu.

Qin Xiaoyu nodded, "Haha, old Chen, you really understand me."

"It goes without saying that if I don't know you, who knows you?" Chen Kai continued, "Besides, Qin Xiaoyu, your taste is too good. No matter what you eat or drink, if you have strawberry flavor, you must choose strawberry." taste"

"When we were at our house in Shanghai, look at the slippers and socks you wear, and even"

"It's all strawberry patterns, tell me if I understand you"

Qin Xiaoyu giggled, "Of course, because I like strawberries."

"Then do you like being planted with strawberries?"

Chen Kai said this directly.

"Growing strawberries? Then I don't like it"

Qin Xiaoyu shook his head, but it was obvious that what he understood was different from Chen Kai's, it was completely different.

"Although I like to eat strawberries, what kind of strawberries should I grow? Can't I just go to the supermarket to buy them? Why do I have to work so hard to grow them?"

"..." Chen Kai was directly fooled.

"Qin Xiaoyu, what I said about planting strawberries is not the same as what you said."

"It's not the same thing? What do you mean, explain?" Qin Xiaoyu looked at him very seriously, his face full of curiosity.

"Old Chen, tell me, my comprehension ability is still very strong. As long as you click with me a little bit, I will definitely understand. Don't stop talking."

"You know, one of my biggest problems is that I have a quick temper. If you don't tell me or explain it clearly to me, I guess I won't be able to sleep tonight."

Chen Kai replied, "You can search the Internet and you will know."

"Oh, that's right, let me search it!" Qin Xiaoyu opened the browser on the computer, and then typed, "What does planting strawberries mean?"

As a result, several links on the search engine did not find relevant answers.

Qin Xiaoyu became more and more curious, what does this mean?

"Yes, just ask Jiajia, Jiajia must know what it means." Qin Xiaoyu immediately took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Wang Jiajia.

It said, "Jiajia, dear Jiajia, I want to ask you a question, explain it to me"

"What question, you ask"

Wang Jiajia brags online, "You know me, Wang Jiajia, especially when it comes to relationships, and the relationship between men and women. There is nothing I don't understand! Xiaoyu, just tell me, and let me, a love expert, help you solve your doubts."

"It's like this, Jiajia, do you know what it means to grow strawberries?"

Growing strawberries?

The strawberry that planted the tree, or the strawberry that sucked the hickey from the neck?

Wang Jiajia deserves to be a master of theory, he really understands it.

Moreover, the things in his mind were dirty, so Wang Jiajia said directly, "Little fish, why are you asking this? Did Chen Kai tell you? He wants to grow strawberries for you?"

"Not really, just now I was chatting with Lao Chen... Don't I like to eat strawberries, and I also like to wear strawberry patterns on my clothes, and then he asked me if I like being planted with strawberries?"

"I asked him what it meant to grow strawberries, but he didn't tell me"

"Then I searched the Internet myself, but I couldn't find any answers, so I'm here to ask Jia Jia for advice?"

"So Jiajia, what does this mean? You don't know, do you?"

Wang Jiajia directly sent a message, "Qin Xiaoyu, are you questioning me as a love expert? I don't know? Just kidding, you are kidding Qin Xiaoyu! Is there anything I, Wang Jiajia, don't know?"

"I'll tell you what it means, planting strawberries means taking a hard breath on the neck"

"And then there's one left, which you can understand as a bruise"

"That's what it means to grow strawberries, so what Chen Kai said to you means...he wants to bite your neck!"

"Hahahaha, Qin Xiaoyu really has you. Is your progress so fast? It has already developed to this kind of relationship, to the point of gnawing on the neck? Can I watch it while gnawing? Take pictures and record live video, what? Everything is fine, can I have a look?"

"Ah??" Qin Xiaoyu was stunned.

Is this the meaning of planting strawberries? Qin Xiaoyu just thought... it was a kind of planting strawberries.

Qin Xiaoyu touched his neck subconsciously.

After figuring out what the word meant, Qin Xiaoyu glanced at Chen Kai who was sitting next to him.

He is currently logging into QQ to see some developments in the space.

While listening to the song.

Stare at the computer screen.

Qin Xiaoyu wanted to say something, but stopped when he reached the edge of his mouth.

"Then what, Old Chen, shall we continue playing the game?"

"Okay, let's continue playing. I just watched the dynamics of the space. Since the college entrance examination, I have basically been using WeChat. I haven't been on QQ for a while, so I just checked it." Chen Kai replied.

Then he played a small game with Qin Xiaoyu, and before he knew it, it was noon.

At noon, the two of them did not go to a restaurant outside for lunch, but in the private room of the Internet cafe, with the air conditioner blowing, drinking iced drinks, and eating instant noodles and snacks, enjoying themselves.

Moreover, Chen Kai really felt that after being reborn, he would be 18 years old, and stay with Xiaoyu and eat instant noodles and dazzling snacks online.

Compared with when I was in my 30s, I bought some childhood snacks and recalled my childhood. This feeling is really different.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, Chen Kai and Qin Xiaoyu came out of Charming Internet Cafe.

Because just a minute ago, mother Li Chunmei's phone call came to Qin Xiaoyu's cell phone, "Xiaoyu, where are you and Chen Kai? Are you at home? It's past four o'clock. Let's Let's go to the supermarket together, didn't we agree to pick the crayfish?"

"Okay mom, where shall we wait for you, Lao Chen and I just came out of the Internet cafe"

"Are we going directly to the store to find you?"

Li Chunmei said, "No, no, just wait for me by the statue in the square. I'll be there right away, three or four minutes at most."

"Oh, okay, no problem, anyway, Lao Chen and I are not far from the square, and we will be there in a few minutes if we walk there."

"Okay, then let's meet later, meet in front of the statue"

"Yeah ok, mom"

After hanging up the phone with Li Chunmei, Qin Xiaoyu looked at Chen Kai, and then said to him, "Old Chen, it was my mother who called just now, and she wanted to go to the supermarket to buy crayfish together. Let us go to the statue in the square first." Waiting in front of you, saying that you will come over later.”

"Old Chen, let's go, let's go and wait for mom first."

"Well, let's go." Chen Kai nodded.

Go to the square statue and walk for about a few minutes.

On the way to the square, while walking, Qin Xiaoyu took out his mobile phone and looked at the background private message on the flash video.

It actually exploded!

Good guy, there are so many private messages, already 999+.

Qin Xiaoyu said at the same time, "Wow, old Chen, our short video account is just registered, and it's so popular after just posting a piece of work?"

"Look at the video we posted, how many likes it has received so far"

Qin Xiaoyu opened the homepage of her work, and there was only one video in it, and it was the only video.

After clicking in, I found that the number of likes of this short video has exceeded 700,000.

"It's already 700,000?" Qin Xiaoyu stared wide-eyed. Seeing this number of likes, after seeing this terrifying number of likes, he was very surprised.

Did you read it right? Really 700,000?

"No way, it's only been a few hours, and there are really 700,000 likes?"

"Could it be, Lao Chen, that your analysis is correct? Within 24 hours, can this video really break through 1 million likes?"

Chen Kai smiled calmly, "I said earlier that within 24 hours, it will definitely exceed one million likes, Qin Xiaoyu, you still don't believe it"

"How about it, do you want to admit defeat in advance? If you want to admit defeat, then come and kiss here, Qin Xiaoyu, you must be willing to gamble and admit defeat"